"Hey, quit blaming me. It's because of authors like Sean here that I found the plant in the first place," Jim replies.
"Author? What do you mean?" the jogger asked.
"They're like deities, if you like," Jim explained. "Taking control of our lives and forcing us into various perverted stories."
"But how do you know all this?" Sean asked.
"Simple. I was granted insight into the true nature of this reality by another author."
"So he created that plant thing?" the jogger asked, still a little confused.
"No way. I've never written anything like that into one of my stories. I'm not that cruel."
"Let's see how cruel you really are, then," Jim answered and concentrated for a moment. "Let's see... Episode 4822. I was a man with two dicks until you intervened. You caused me to change into a woman, with one remaining dick when then raped me."
"Oh, come on, that was poetic justice," Sean complained.
"Episode 10818. A boy satyr had captured me. You had him change me into a female satyr," Jim continued.
"Yes, but..." Sean tried to explain but was interrupted by Jim again.
"Episode 35994. You had Sharon turn my genitalia into a pussy. What's happened to you now seems like that 'poetic justice' you were talking about."
"You don't understand," Sean replied, but Jim just kept talking.
"Episode 59803. Rachel cut my dick in half," Jim said.
"Now, there was a perfectly good reason for that," Sean interjected.
"Episode 64725. After I'd been turned into a girl, you had Rick turn me into his slave, give him a blow job and then fuck him."
"Okay, well, there, sure, but..."
"Episode 45252. You shrank Rick and Brad's cocks."
"Yet, but yours was still okay..."
"Episode 65850. You shrank my dick to the size of a newborn baby's."
Sean just shrugged. He couldn't defend that one. Not that it would matter. Jim still had more to say.
"Episode 66540. You turned me into a woman, thereby removing my superpowers. Episode 37793. You turned me into a rubber sex doll. Episode 65851. You made me into Brad's female sex slave. Episode 66543, Tom raped me. Episode 57343. You turned me into a female satyr, sort of."
Jim paused to catch his breath. "And that's just the worst of what you wrote before you entered the addventure."
Sean looked to the jogger. "Come on, you don't really believe him, do you?" Sean asked her.
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