"Don't be ridiculous. You won't get a creature that is half plant half me if you plant the seeds." Jim fummed, getting a little annoyed.
"Oh really?" Rachel said with a devious smile, "Well, if you are so sure then I won't hurt to try."
"You are being so juvenile, you know that?" Jim ranted, "I came here because I have a legitamate problem, and I thought you were smart and mature enough to help me out, and what are you doing?"
"Planting the seed." Rachel retorted as she poured water into pot she had already placed the seed.
"See? Now can we get back to the situation at hand?" Jim says with satisfaction.
"Fine, Jim, you're never any fun these days. I was just kidding." Rachel conceeds, "So let's take a look at the rest of this plant."
While Jim and Rachel continued to observe the mysterious plant, another mysterious plant was beginning to grow in the other pot.
"This is really strange," Rachel remarked, "when you prune one of the leaves on this, it regenerates within seconds!"
"So what does that mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, this plant could contain the secrets to immortality!" Rachel answered with excitement, "Also, it must mean that this plant has the ability to grow to full size at an alarming rate..."
"Daddy! I've come of age!" A raspy voice interrupted from across the room.
"What the fuck?" Jim exclaimed as he turned around and saw the sexiest women he had ever laid eyes on... except she was green and had leaves and grass sprouting from her head and pubic areas...
"I neeeed seeeeeddd meeeeen...." The creture said with wanton desire as...
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