Rachel stood between the plant girl and Jim, blocking her approach. "Get away! I don't understand what's going on but if you are half plant you can't commit [censored]."
The plant-girl shouted "I didn't say..." and walked forwards. Rachel tackled her and knocked her down onto the carpet.
"Get off of meeeee..." she yelled, then coughed. "My voicccce..." She tried to clear her throat and said "My voice..." It was a bit better but still very raspy.
"Hold it!" exclaimed Jim. "She didn't do anything."
"She was going to do something very lewd to you."
"What? Nooo" said the girl.
"Just get her sitting down," said Jim. "And get her some water. She's never used that throat and plants have to have water anyway."
"All right," said Rachel to the plant girl. "What's going on here?"
"I was so horny and then this tendril came inside me and I passed out and woke up here. He was there..." she pointed to Jim "but somehow he's not a stranger any more, he's my daddy. And I have these strange desires... and I don't feel like myself, and I'm so horny and I need a guy to put sperm in me..."
"Wait, I think I get it," explained Rachel, who was just nerdy enough to figure it out. "Your first plant died, right?"
"Right," said Jim.
"So," continued Rachel, "the plant you have now is really the hitchhiker turned into a plant by the first plant. And the new plant took your sperm. So she's a combination."
"Combination?" asked Jim.
"Yes, combination. She's the ch1ld of you and the hitchhiker-plant. She has the memories of the hitchhiker even though the hitchhiker is her mother and you're her father. She does have some instincts that don't go with the memories, but go with being part plant. For instance, she knows you're her dad. And she wants semen. And I'm pretty sure she means sex."
Fri Aug 22 23:24:46 2008