Ino wandered over to a section that looked to be focused toward electronics. The area was filled with strange devices that all promised fantastic things. Things that she was sure could only be jokes. She chuckled to herself as she picked up one such item.
It looked like a TV remote and was labeled, "Universal Remote." She'd heard of a universal remote before, but this one had all kinds of strange buttons she wasn't sure of the meaning of. There were regular ones like, "Pause", "Play", and "Mute", but then there were + and - buttons under labels like BE, IQ, Arousal, and quite a few others. She couldn't figure out just what these would do. She was curious to find out, however it was quite secure in its package.
She put it down, making a mental note of it and continued to browse around the section.
Then she picked up what looked like a toy gun. The label called it a, "TG Ray Gun," and it promised to be quite fun to prank your friends with. The packaging stated that it could change a person's gender for a period of 24 hours, after which the effects would wear off. Ino put her hand to her mouth, laughing to herself at how funny that would be to pull on Shikamaru if the thing actually worked. Then he'd see just how "troublesome" women could be.
She placed it back on the shelf and kept on looking.
The next item she picked up claimed to be able to change a person's sexual orientation. The device could be set to Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and asexual. Ino wasn't sure exactly why someone would use the last option, but shrugged and put it back in it's place, wanting to browse some more.
The next thing she came upon looked like a fancy sort of stop watch. This one said it could stop time, allowing the holder to move about freely while the rest of the world was frozen for up to two minutes at a time. While people were frozen, the user could implant suggestions by speaking them to people, giving them a hypnotic-like compulsion to do or act like how they'd been instructed.
Ino smiled and shook her head. This place was just too much!
Mon Aug 25 19:28:12 2008