“This is ridiculous, dumpling head.”
The five sailor scouts – Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako – knelt around the table in Usagi's room. The grinning hostess proudly displayed a simple typing command line program on her brand-new, top-of-the-line laptop. The other four scouts regarded the device with expressions spanning from incredulity to annoyance.
“It's true!” Usagi wasn't perturbed by Rei's attitude. “I can use this program to change reality.”
“I gotta admit, Usagi, it sounds pretty farfetched.” Makoto crossed her arms.
“But it is true, we've encountered magic that can alter space-time before.” Ami's brow furrowed. “For it to be found in a computer, though, seems too simple.”
Minako chimed in. “Hehe, s'yeah, can you imagine how weird it would be if Usagi could change whatever she wanted? She's probably turned us all into perverted supervillains by accident.”
“I don't believe you for one moment.” Rei lifted her nose disdainfully. “Prove it.”
“Alrighty!” Usagi typed something and turned the laptop around to show everyone. The command said that all of the sailor scouts would always remember how reality had been before it was changed by the program. Usagi hit the enter key.
Makoto squeaked from shock. Minako laughed maniacally. Ami fainted. Rei blushed fire-engine red. Usagi sat in front of them with the biggest pair of boobs any of them had ever seen. Usagi's t-shirt clung impossibly (obscenely!) to the curve of breasts that settled on her knees and spilled over the table's edge. When the girls had arrived, her massive bust had seemed perfectly normal. It was only now that they realized fifty-pound tits weren't a regular feature of their ditzy leader.
Usagi flashed Rei a victory sign.
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“So!” Usagi, back to a manageable shirt size, clapped her hands. “As the sailor scouts, we have a responsibility to make sure this dangerous power doesn't fall into the wrong hands.”
Ami fanned herself, needing the air. “Agreed. We need to consult Luna and Artemis immediately, in case they remember anything from the Moon Kingdom that could--”
“Buuuut~,” Usagi interrupted. “There's no reason we can't play around with it. Just a little. Real quick.”
“Oh yeah? And how much have you 'played around' with it already?” Makoto raised an accusatory eyebrow at Usagi's fancier-than-before room.
“Just to figure out how it worked! A-a-and I thought of you guys! I thought this was a, uh, special opportunity, as friends!”
“Yeah, Mako. It's a special opportunity. As friends.” Minako put her hands on her hips, all business. “Even if things get embarrassing and kinda hot, I'm willing to take that risk, if it means getting closer. As friends.”
“Oh, wow, I guess it could be hot… I mean, as friends, it could, you know, heat up our friendship?”
“Indubitably.”
“This is insanity. Something this powerful isn't a toy.” Ami scolded her friends. “Rei, please help me talk some sense into them.”
“Now, now, Ami, we're aware of all the changes and we can reverse them at any time, right?” Rei laughed nervously. Her blush hadn't faded at all. She couldn't look Ami in the eye. “It sounds perfectly safe, so we should just, um, let Usagi get it out of her system.”
Ami slumped in defeat. “Fine. But leave me out of it.”
Usagi pouted. “Ami, I wanted all of us to do this.”
“It's a good idea, actually.” Makoto said. “If things get out of hand, it would help to have someone who wasn't transformed.”
“Fine, fine,” Usagi put an empty soda bottle on the table. “Here's the rules. You spin the bottle and whoever it lands on gets to change you. Then they have to spin it.”
Minako moved to the opposite side of the table, so she faced Makoto while Usagi faced Rei. The seating arrangement displaced Ami, who sat on Usagi's bed.
“Who goes first?” Makoto asked.
“Let's find out.” Usagi gave the bottle a whirl.
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