Jim suddenly found himself back where he was before, listening to some snickers and laughs in the ever-so-dark background.
"What the SHIT was that?" The Senator shouted, "You were supposed to have SEX with thirteen aliens in ten hours, or Earth was DOOMED! What part of DOOMED doesn't your primitive mind understand?"
"I understood it completely!" Jim protested, "But I had intercourse with thirteeen very nice alien girls as you demanded - in thirty minutes!"
"You - you did not!" The Senator protested, "All you did was - shake their appendages!"
"Maybe that's how humans reproduce." Jim said, "Have you done any studies on how humans reproduce?" Here, Jim was holding his breath, hoping these aliens only knew about human sex from old sitcoms...
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