Alien Dare: Jim WINS! Or - does he?

Unending BE - episode 736883

"Er - um - no." The Senator said weekly.

"So there you go - I had sex with thirteen beutiful girls in thirty minutes in a superior human fashion." Jim said trying to hide a smile, "I could go back and do more - say, oh, a couple hundred in ten hours - but assuming the mating with all those females was successful, I didn't want to have your worlds overrun by my superior offspring."

"Ahem - that's - very considerate of you." The Senator said, "Still..."

"Let the hoo-man go and pay up Binky!" came a voice from somewhere, "You lost"

"Did not!" The Senator said - followed by loud grumbling, "See, there's more - candles, and sheets, and - and - oh GRIFE! Outsmarted by a hairless primate! Fine, you win - see if I care!"

With that, Jim woke up in bed. Was it a dream? Jim looked around, and found clues that it was not - starting with the fact that his feet were on the pillows at the head of the bed, then followed by...

1. - Reports that all the men in France had vanished! No great loss...

2. *- The discovery that one of the alien girls Jim had intercourse with was in bed WITH him.

3. - The discovery that ALL thirteen of the alien girls Jim had intercourse with were there! Oh, and Sharon was on her way over...

4. - GAH! Something ELSE man!

Sun Aug 01 12:15:52 2010

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