Jim entered his garage and rummaged around for a few items. He found a length of pipe from an old gas main about six inches across. He also found the cutting torch and the welder's helmet.
Hmm . . .
Jim cut off a section of the gas pipe about three feet long. Then he rummaged in the laundry room and found glue and an old faux-fur bedspread, covered in a soft, thick velvety pile. He cut off a strip of bedspread as long as the cut-off pipe and as wide as the circumference of the pipe. Applying glue generously to the inside surface of the pipe, Jim attached the bedspread strip to the inside of the pipe, with the furry side facing toward the center of the pipe.
Well, there it was. Jim's personal jack-off tube, sized to fit his new member. . . .
Jim took the tube in the house and laid it across the kitchen table. Slowly he inserted his cock and began thrusting, in and out, in and out. The fur tickled his sensitive rod, fully hardening it almost instantly. It . . . felt . . . so . . . GOOD! He grunted, forcing more and more of his newly giant prick down the pipe. . . .
After only a few seconds, Jim felt ready to shoot his load. But somehow it was becoming harder and harder to thrust it back and forth. He was crushing all of the pile out of the bedspread. This wasn't fun anymore. . . .
Uh-oh. . . .
Stuck. Should've seen it, er, coming. . . .
DING-DONG!
Aw, SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!
Picking up the heavy pipe in both hands, Jim walked to the front door, with the pipe stuck out in front of him, impaled inside it. Ummmph! Ooofff! Uurgh! Maybe he could turn whoever was at the door away before he got caught like this. He opened the door just enough to show his face, with his crotch and the pipe hidden behind the door. Oh, no! It was . . .
Thu Jan 25 14:17:07 2001