Howard grabbed his sample case from the rear seat of the car, walked up the steps of the front porch and rapped at the screen door. He heard a shuffling from inside, and after a moment or two, the door opened. His jaw dropped. In front of him, holding the door open, was a young woman with big breasts. Standing there in her flowered house dress, she looked as if she was hiding a pair of large melons. She cleared her throat.
"Oh, pardon me miss," Howard said with a start, breaking his gaze from her chest. His face turned red in obvious embarassment and he momentarily forgot his sales spiel.
"What's the matter," she asked, "haven't you ever seen a new mother before?" gesturing towards her endowments. As if on cue, Howard heard a baby start crying inside the house. Her matter-of-fact tone brought him back to his senses.
He replied, "Sorry, miss. Of course," regaining some of his composure. "In fact, I might have something you need. You see, I sell nursing bras, breast pumps, and other items for nursing mothers such as yourself. She looked at him for a moment and then
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