'Alright, so the best solution to overcome the Exodia gambit is to kiss Jaden and win him over with your undying devotion. Then when you got him where you want him play the card that's in his heart. Oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh...'
"Miss Rhodes!"
Alexis snapped awake, confused. Hadn't she been in the middle of class...?
"Class is over, Miss Rhodes. I'd advise you to get a move on."
'Dang, I must have dozed off during class while thinking about... mmmmmm... Jaden...'
"Miss Rhodes!"
"Right, sorry."
Alexis hurried out into the hallway, her mind still swarming with thoughts of Jaden and his super-hot bod, with his tanned skin and boyish expression and...
"Oof!" Alexis said as she ran into Mindy in the hallway.
"Watch where you're going!" Mindy said.
"Sorry Min, I've been really out of it lately."
"Oh? Boy trouble?" Mindy responded slyly.
"Um, well..."
"Oh my god, I was just kidding! It really is boy trouble!"
"Do you think you could maybe keep it down...?"
"I can't believe it! I was starting to think that you didn't even like boys!"
"I'd really rather not advertise this to the entire school..."
"Oh, right, come with me."
Mindy helped her off of the ground and led them both into the girl's bathroom. "Alright girl, spill."
"I don't really..."
"You want my help right?"
"Yes..."
"Then fess up!"
"It's Jaden! He permeates my every thought, graces my every dream, spurs me on with that unquenchable bravado of his. His gorgeous, shining face is my holy beacon of salvation that gives me comfort that true beauty exists in the world! I want to touch him, hold him, squeeze him, do anything and everything his heart desires. Anything to be with him until the death of eternity!" Alexis sat there panting, her long-winded confession of love draining her somewhat.
Mindy just sat there stunned as most of the poetic metaphors went right over her head.
"Damn girl, you've got it bad."
"Tell me about it. I can't even function when he's in the same class as me. Can you help?"
"Now what kind of friend would I be if I couldn't? I'll teach you how to win over your man in no time flat!"
Alexis smiled, grateful for her friend's help. "There's only one period left. Do you think you can make it?" Mindy asked.
"Yeah, no problem. I'll just focus on something other than his glorious aura of hawtness that just makes me tingle with..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, I get the picture. Just meet me and Jasmine in my room after school. We'll turn you into a seduction machine!" She said with a wink.
"Thanks alot. I really wish that he feels the same way I do."
"Don't worry, I'm sure he does!" Mindy said encouragingly as they made their way to class. The rock glowed in Mindy's pocket, busy turning Alexis's desire into reality...
Tue Nov 16 18:36:05 2010