Konosuba Succubus Shop - A Night at the Inn

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The Prancing Piglet was one of the many inns that lined the roads between towns. This particular inn was a common one to visit for people leaving Axel after gaining some experience for new horizons. Being the first stop for many adventurers and a reliable one for traveling merchants, the people running the inn were used to the occasional strange sights.

An young adventurer being followed by three attractive girls wearing nothing but Bikinis, a large hat, and a shawl, was definitely one of the stranger.

“Err, sir…” The man said, “This… this isn’t that kind of establishment, we can’t let your, uh…”

Kazuma’s eye let out a single twitch. “What kind of establishment do you think we think you have? Are you saying you think my party members-”

“Oh am I in your party now!?” Yunyun said, stars in her eyes.

“Guest Party Member.” Megumin said, and the stars faded to dim nothingness.

“That my party members are… err.. Less than reputable people!” Kazuma said.

“Err, well, what else would a man be dragging along three women in swimsuits for?” The innkeper said.

“Oh wow are those Lovely Sapphire swimsuits!?” That’s when a little girl, dragging along her traveling merchant mother jumped over to the girls, “Mom they’re so pretty!”

Kazuma couldn’t find words, for in the little girls hands was a plushie. A plushie of ‘Louie.’

“Yes yes dear, but you’re not old enough to get one.” The mother said.

“Did you meet Louie mister!?” The girl held up the plushie, “He’s so cute!”

A heavy aura of guilt formed over the party, the realization that they might have just murdered a beloved mascot settling in. “Louie… went to the Farm.” Kazuma finally said.

“The Farm Mister?” The little girl asked.

“Yes. The Farm where all Good Monsters go to be happy forever once their job is done.” Kazuma said, “So even if you don’t get to see him at the beach, he’s playing and happy OK?”

“Okay Mister!” The little girl said, smiling with a missing front tooth.

“Two rooms please.” Kazuma emotionlessly said to the innkeeper.

“Why do you get two beds while we gotta split them between us?” Aqua immediately whined.

“Oy, idiot goddess.” Kazuma said, “One guy, three girls. Not my fault the inns give every room two beds!” A smirk popped up, and his fingers wiggled, “Not that I’d complain if one of you ladies wants to come to my room. It’ll be open."

“Oh yuck!” Aqua said, “As if we’d want your gross hands on us!”

“Or worse, our underwear.” Megumin said.

“None of you are wearing underwear!” his fingers began to wiggle as if his bones were replaced with jelly.

“I-I’ll take the other bed in Kazuma’s room if it’s not too much-” Yunyun began, but Megumin pushed her into the girl's room.

“No way Yunyun. Any girl who wants to get married one day needs to stay out of Kazuma’s bedrooms no matter what.” Megumin said.

"Eh?! Does that mean he has... an anti-marriage curse placed on him?!"

"Yes," Aqua nodded sagely. "It is called NEET."

“As if any man would ever want to marry weirdos like you two!” Kazuma snapped, slamming his own door shut.

Megumin quickly realized the full extent of problem with sharing the room with three people. It meant one person got their own bed, and two people shared.

Aqua, of course, loudly proclaimed one bed hers in “Her Divine Name” and somehow managed to spread her limbs out in a distinctly undivine, slovenly manner that covered up a vast amount of the bed's surface.

Which left the second bed with… Yunyun laying on it, already partly covered and patting the bed invitingly.

“What are you doing making such a pose!?” Megumin asked.

“Eh? This, I w-was just inviting you to b-bed since M-Miss Aqua clearly has the other!” Yunyun said. “It’s n-not like I was worrying about you or anything?”

“The tsundere trick isn’t going to work.” Megumin said. With a sigh she succumbed to the inevitable and laid down next to Yunyun face down on the pillow, collapsing as though she had only just now cast her daily Explosion.

“Just like old times eh?” Yunyun said.

Oh yes. Exactly like old times. All those trips they went together sometimes they just had to sleep near each other. With each and every time Megumin was stuck being next to them. Those swollen bags of fat that everybody wanted but so few were blessed with. It was even worse now, because the there was barely anything covering them!

Not to mention that swimsuits frankly aren’t meant to be worn for hours and this dumb bikini was getting seriously uncomfortable!

“Ehh? Where are you going?” Yunyun asked.

“Kazuma, he doesn’t offend my eyes.” Megumin said.

“W-what does that mean!?”

Kazuma looked up to see Megumin march into the room. “Oh? Somebody dared risk my evil hands coming over to-”

“If your hands move over to my bed then they’ll be the only part of you that isn’t exploded.” Megumin said.

“I’ll be good.” Kazuma said.

“...besides, it’s not like you’d ever really do anything with a girl.” Megumin said, “All you do is swipe their panties and make dirty jokes.”

A low blow if there ever was one. “I’d totally go for girls! But some weirdos keep ruining my reputation! So all but the crazies keep away from me!”

“Whatever.” Megumin yawned, this argument could go on forever, but right now she just wanted to lay down and finally get some real rest. The swimsuit rubbing against her body, sweat settling between the fabric and her skin…

“Aggg I can’t take this stupid outfit anymore!” Megumin sat back up, and without even thinking threw off its top.

“Gurk!” Megumin heard that voice, and realized that she had just, she turned around to see the bikini top that had been on her covering Kazuma’s face. She looked down at her chest.

“Me-megumin…”

“Don’t move that from your face!” Megumin shouted, “If you do I’ll explode you right now!”

"Phrasing!" Kazuma shouted back. “You’re the one who started stripping!”

“I wasn’t thinking? Do you know how uncomfortable and sweaty wearing a swimsuit for hours is!?”

“Sw-sweaty? Ah! So that's what that foul stench was?!”

Whack! A kick to the shinns, which made Kazuma wince and fall over… thus making the top fall off his face and giving him a good view of Megumin’s chest.

Megumin saw red, and swung her staff down…

Only to be caught by Kazuma. “Don’t you dare blame me for seeing you like this after you’re the one who kicked me down!”

The two locked eyes, faces inches from each other, breathing heavy. Closer… closer...

Finger to the forehead. “No way I’m doing this sort of cliche thing.” Megumin said, pushing Kazuma away.

“You tease!”

"Boring!" Megumin yawned and collapsed onto the bed in front of her. "Put those lights out. And Kazuma, if your hands go wandering they won't come back."

“Didn’t we already go through that bit?”

“It bears repeating!” Megumin growled into her pillow. "And there are worse ways to go than in my glorious spectacular explosion magic! You'd do well to remember that, humanoid NEET!"

Kazuma grumbled, turning off the light… and then stubbed his toe against Megumin’s bed. “Eeeetttteeee!” He winced, that had hurt like hell! Critical Hit! How much HP damage to his poor toe had been done!

Sleep came, eventually. However, just as Kazuma was having a very lovely dream involving Wiz and Yunyun thanking him for saving them from their horrible tormentors Megumin and Aqua and ready to reward him something started shaking him.

“Wake up Kazuma! Kazuma!!”

“..nnnggg I’m Kazuma…” Kazuma opened his eyes to see Megumin staring down at him. “..what now?” he said, checking a clock. “It’s three in the morning!”

“I can’t sleep naked!” Megumin said, and Kazuma realized she had wrapped a blanket around herself. “I can’t sleep with that stupid swimsuit on either, I need some pajamas!”

“And what do you expect me to do about it?” Kazuma said, “Give you my shirt?”

“No way! I’ll probably catch NEET-itis from it!” Megumin said.

NEET-itis doesn’t exist! What silly ideas was that useless Goddess... No, it was healthier not knowing. “Then what do you want me to do?”

“You know thief skills, help me swipe a spare from one of the other people staying here! Girls always bring multiple pajama sets when traveling.”

Except for the girls he was travelling with apparently.

“I thought this would be a day trip! Nobody brought spare clothing!”

“So let me see if I have this right. You want me to go steal women’s clothing.” Kazuma said, completely toneless. "In the middle of the night. While you lurk around topless within easy 'misunderstanding' range?"

"That's right!" Megumin nodded.

"Good night!" Kazuma said, pulling his sheets over his head.

Megumin scowled. She had been so sure a pervert like Kazuma would gleefully go for this plan! Well, what she didn’t realize was that the aura being put out by that pendant was affecting her now, and and idea came to her thanks to that.

“Ohhhh Kazuma~” Megumin said.

“Oy why does your voice have a tilde on my name now.” Kazuma said.

“If you help me, I won’t sleep in that bed.” She leaned in close, “I’ll sleep snuggled up next to you~”

"Good night!"

“What do I have to do to get you to go along with this!?” Megumin snapped.

Kazuma groaned, sitting up and looking her in the eyes, “You’re not going to give up on this are you?”

“No! If I can’t sleep I’m not going to let you get any either!”

Ugg, wonderful. Kazuma sighed, “Fine fine.” He grumbled, “But remember, if we get caught this was all your idea.”

Out into the hall they went, it was late. Super late, and Kazuma knew there would probably be some weird questions if he got caught with a mostly naked girl in the halls.
“Right let’s check each room.” Megumin said, jiggling a doorknob. “Pick the lock.”

“...excuse me?” Kazuma asked.

“Pick the lock, you know thief stuff right?” Megumin said.

“... I can use Steal, but that’s just because Chris taught me how to!” Kazuma said.

“There should be a Lockpicking skill! It’s pretty basic!”

“You expect me to put my skillpoints into that!?”

“Why not? Points into useless skills is all you do.”

“Says the girl who shoves every single point into a single spell that’s too powerful to be useful 90% of the time!”

“Excuse me? I can’t think of a single problem that can’t be solved by Explosion!”

“Picking a lock.” Kazuma said, smugly. Megumin opened her mouth, “Without destroying the door and everything behind it.”

“Well I’m glad you are fine with learning lockpicking.” Megumin said sweetly.

…damn she had turned that against him fast. With a resigned sigh Kazuma pulled out his Adventurer’s Card and scrolled through the skills. Sure enough, Lockpicking was listed as a Thief skill. Unlike the more mana intensive and powerful Unlock this required some kind of physical pick to use but had the plus of not having much mana cost. Sliding in a few skill points, Kazuma again marveled at the sheer weirdness of a world that followed RPG mechanics in a literal sense. Just by putting in those points he suddenly had basic knowledge of how to pick a lock. Fortunately this was a very basic looking lock, so it all worked out well.

That last part had him worried. No. Surely it was a trick. Right? The lock looks simple but is alarmed in a magical sense to trap unwary lockpickers. Since it was so easy and cheap to buy this skill there had to be that kind of downside, nobody would be foolish enough to notice this kind of easy to buy skill and not set up ways to stop it cold!

Click. The toothpick he had used successfully picked the lock. “Err, Megumin… do people put points into Lockpicking?

“Not usually no. Why would they if they’re not a Thief? And if they want to be a Thief they just take that class then build up a few more levels to learn Unlock. Luckily you’re here to keep wasting skill points to make life easier for the rest of us!”

“Soo… this is defended against the Unlock spell, but not lockpicking.”

“Probably!”

Right. Kazuma forgot this world was filled with stupid people. He slowly pushed open the door. He could now hear the telltale signs of sleeping.

Oh no. On one bed was the little girl with the Louie doll clutched tightly in her arms. He was going to rob her mother!?

“Kazuma, there’s her suitcase, just use Steal on it for here.”

“Fine fine.” Kazuma said, “Guess that’s easier than trying to sneak over to her. Holding out his hand to the suitcase sitting by the mother’s bed, he whispered, ”Steal!”

And found himself holding a red pair of panties. “Oh wow a mother wears this sort of thing? Is she single?”

Bop! Megumin didn’t have her staff, but her elbow would do. “Try again! This time please focus on getting the Nightgown!”

“Fine fine.” Kazuma rubbed his head. Nightgown, what he really, really wanted was the nightgown. ”Steal!

A nearly transparent red nightie with lace straps and fur trimmed edges was in his hands. “Oh wow! If she’s married her husband’s real lucky!” Kazuma said.

Megumin’s eye twitched. “Fine it’ll do!”

“Oh but wait.” Kazuma said, grinning, “Remember, you’re going to sleep in the same bed as me with this on!”

“Well let’s go find a different room and see if they have a better nightgown!” Megumin said.

Too late, Kazuma had already shut the door, locking it again and was heading back to their room.

“Damn you!”

This was a mistake!

Kazuma had thought he’d be able to torment Megumin a bit more before going to bed, but it seems she had taken the knowledge that he would not touch her to heart and immediately gone to sleep while using his chest as a pillow.

Sure she was short, had tiny breasts and little curves, but she was still a cute girl! And a cute girl in red lacy panties and a matching nightie! Sure the nightie was a little long for her but that didn’t make it that much less interesting! At least her position meant that she couldn’t feel the natural result that any man would have to this situation!

Damn him and his virgin tendencies! How was he supposed to sleep like this?!

“Oh wow, look sister, it’s Kazuma!”

“Huh?” Kazuma looked around, floating out through the wall… it was that pair of Succubus sisters! The ones who had dragged him to their boss! “What are you two doing here?”

Left smiled, “Well we were out on a job.”

“And we noticed your little problem!” Right added. Again, honest answer from a Demon, but completely failing to disclose the fact that their job was to watch over Kazuma and that Goddess.

“She sure is cute, huh?” Left said. "Aw, look at the way her nose is twitching as she snores! So precious."

“She’s a giant pain in the ass when she’s awake.” Kazuma grumbled, “And now even asleep she’s tormenting me even though she’s not sexually appealing at all!”

“Oh that’s not true.” Right said, “Sexual attraction isn’t just blind lust, you know? I imagine this girl’s personality appeals to you, which draws you towards her even if her body’s not quite your preference no?”

“Nothing about her personality is appealing!”

“Kya~ Sister! He’s giving off such tsundere waves~” Left squeed.

“Ahem.” Right said, “Now, Kazuma, we didn’t just come here to tease you, as adorable as you are when doing so.”

Great now even the sex demons weren’t taking him seriously.

“We came to help! Seeing the tension between you two… how about we give you a shared erotic dream?” Right continued.

“Wait… you can do that?” Kazuma asked.

“Well, the link you two have let's us do it.” Left said. Now, the link that Kazuma picked up on was their bond as party members, which did help a little. But more importantly was the link of lust energy flowing between the two from the pendant.

“We’ll link up your dreams and it'll be the best night's sleep you've ever had." Right promised.

"That's right! It's the least we could do after... Well, you know."

Oh wow, that sounded wonderful. “Err, wait, you won’t drain any vitality from Megumin, right? Nothing like that because she isn’t asking for it.”

Both Left and Right shook their heads, “No! In fact, Kazuma, we won’t take any vitality from you tonight either!” Right said. Because they’ll get a major boost from the pendants energies instead.

“Oh wow, on the house! Thanks ladies! Sure, one nice dream for the both of us sounds great!”

The two sisters floated to opposite sides of the bed. “Wonderful, just close your eyes, relax, and let the two of us take care of you.”

Kazuma nodded, closing his eyes and letting sleep finally come, as well as the perfect dream!

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Tritan

Thu Dec 07 01:09:45 2017

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