Ugh, what a crummy night's sleep. Megumin, the mighty archmage mistress of explosions, fireworks and majesty arose from her slumber of three thousand seconds wearing naught upon her body but a skimpy nightgown. She blinked heavily. She scratched under her arm. She rolled onto her feet and slumped off towards the bathroom. That night's rest had not been worthy of her greatness! How dare it leave her so unrelaxed! If she could only think of a way to explode a section of time, then she would have definitely done so as divine retribution!
In any event, she immediately went towards the bathroom, finding the bath made available to guests of this inn occupied by only another couple of women who she didn't recognise. Megumin took off the skimpy clothing and set it aside, her eyes still half closed. Something felt different but her mind was too addled by unrest to think of it.
"Oh, look at her!" one of the women whispered to the other, looking towards Megumin. "I'm jealous."
"I know," whispered the other. "She must have to beat guys off with a stick."
Hah! Well, at least these two recognised her beauty! Then again looking them over, those two had mammaries that were explosive in their own ways! They were even bigger than Darkness! Now Megumin was truly awake, because she was getting quite pissed off at their tittering sarcasm! Megumin stepped forward to give them a piece of her mind and -
Jiggle.
"Eh?" she said aloud. Then she looked down. Megumin could not see her feet. Not even the tips of her toes were visible. Her tits had - Her tits were - "Ehhhh?!"
"My, my! You'd think she'd never seen them before," one of the women said. "Don't you think, Lefty?"
"That was a strange reaction just now Righty," the other said.
W-Were they talking to her boobs? Megumin put her arms over her chest, feeling something new and unique: Genuine embarrassment! Such a thing is to a chuuni Archwizard like her as salt is to a slug, yet she couldn't help it. What kind of perverted magic had caused her tits to explode out like this?!
The two women rose up out of the bath and Megumin had to admit that they were both rather attractive. If that dork Kazuma were here he'd stare with his jaw hanging open, drool pooling out the side of his mouth. That silly dork of a NEET (whatever that was) would definitely obsess over those trim tummies, healthy hips and the way the water was making the light play off their skin, giving it a most unnatural sheen.
"Hi. I'm Lefty," said one of the women, reaching forward to close Megumin's hanging jaw and at the same time wiped a bit of drool off the side of her mouth. "This is my twin sister Righty. What's your name?"
"M-My name?" Megumin asked after a moment. She slapped her cheeks. "My name... Kukuku... You mere mortals are most fortunate, for today you have the privilege of bathing with the most feared and powerful of all Crimson Demons! Whispered rumors of the dread power I hold, the greatest secrets of the arcane are told behind closed doors… it is no ordinary Archwizard you bathe with! I am Megumin! Master of Explosion Magic!
By the time Megumin had finished this both of these strange women were standing side by side with her, gently running their hands down her shoulders.
"My, my!" said Righty, blowing into Megumin's ear as she spoke. "Master of Explosion Magic? That would certainly explain these girls. Wouldn't it, Left?"
"It certainly would," Lefty pulled herself closer so that Megumin's arm was now fully entrenched within her prodigious cleavage. "It's only natural that a true Master of Explosions would have such... Explosive tits."
Yes, there was a kind of logic to that. Some sort of magical buildup that finally paid off, making her tits explode massively. Much bigger than that airheaded masochistic ditz who was always following her around!
A figure of Yunyun rose out of the water of the bath as though she were made of it. The watery Yunyun looked down at her naked chest and pouted in disappointment. "Oh no!" she sighed. "I'm so much smaller than you are now! Waaaah!"
"Oh, I see how it is," Lefty whispered. "You've got a complex about that girl."
"She annoys you, but you're worried that she's cuter than you," Righty whispered. her hand suddenly shot up and grabbed hold of Megumin's breast, sending a strange pulse of pleasure right into her. "As you can see there's nothing to be jealous of."
"So why don't you kiss and make up?" Lefty suggested. "After all, deep down you actually do want to be friends with her. Don't you?"
By now Megumin's eyes had glazed over a little. Ordinarily that sort of suggestion would have resulted in her casting an explosion at these two perverts for trying to manipulate her, but this wasn't anything like ordinary. She was in the realm of the succubus at this moment in time. She was within the realm of dreams.
"I'm sorry for being so difficult, Yunyun!" Megumin said. Lefty and Righty retreated into the background, then faded from sight as if they'd never been there in the first place. Megumin stepped into the bath, grabbing hold of her friend's hips and pushing their nipples together. For some reason that seemed like the right thing to do. "But it's not because I'm insecure that I mistreated you! It's because you were always so annoying! Following me around and begging to know what it would take to be my friend."
Huh...? Was that piano music playing up? It sounded really nice. Yunyun smiled at Megumin and lifted her hand up to rub against Megumin's cheek. That felt pretty nice, too.
"W-well, I won't be doing that anymore!" Yunyun declared with an odd amount of confidence. "I've already worked out what it takes to be popular!"
And then, to Megumin's amazement, her friend's chest began to swell up, much the same way that Megumin's had. Yunyun threw her head back and made the cutest little whimpering noise. "Girls with big breasts have the most friends."
"... I'm not sure those are actually friends," Megumin corrected. Yunyun's tits stopped their growth and - hah! Still smaller than Megumin's! "Still, even the mighty Megumin must confess, there's nothing wrong with a pair of big breasted girls being so... close..."
It was Yunyun that moved first, stealing the kiss so gradually that by the time it was happening Megumin was genuinely surprised. She had expected the shy girl with no social skills to pull back at the last moment, but there it was. They were kissing. In the bath. The two of them dropped, descending into the water clumsily, but together. Megumin's eyes closed - and for a moment there Yunyun became Righty - as she took in this experience. Gosh! Yunyun certainly seemed to know what she was doing! Ah! What a wonderful morning this was turning out to be! Nothing could ruin this moment!
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