Things of Power - Master Episode

Unending BE - episode 826374

There are many objects with the Power to change and twist reality in the realms of infinite possibilities such as the Wishing Rock, The World Processor, The Master PC, and Universal Remote. There are places of change like the Magical Alley, Cursed Bazaar, and the various wandering shops.

As time passes in it's bizarre relative fashion new Thing s of power come into existence.

Crazy Diamond
Mon Jan 23 03:15:22 2012

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The Ring of Lies - This ring is the counterpart of the Ring of Truth, who ever wears it can change reality but only if they are lying or are wrong when they are speaking aloud this will remake the lies or wrongs into reality. Unless they did so on purpose then anything could happen anything. Wearing the ring itself makes the wearer a compulsive liar as reality is altered they also lose their sanity the more the ring changes things. The ring cannot given freely it must be bought or stolen away.

  1. *The Ring of Lies
Crazy Diamond
Mon Jan 23 03:15:22 2012

Equivalent Exchange - This unassuming stop can give any who enters anything they want no matter how impossible for a price. The price is equal to the purchase but the price is not money but concepts. The shop keeper will trade things like years yet lived, days gone by, memories, friends, family, children, lovers, powers, dreams, souls, intelligence, even entire personalities and skills. You can even undo your actions if you regret your choice but only if you bring other customer.

  1. *Equivalent Exchange
Crazy Diamond
Mon Jan 23 03:15:22 2012

The Die of Change - A die numbered from 1 to 20 made from a an unknown material in an unknown way. A roll of the die can allow the user to do anything no matter how impossible a feat it is. Another roll can change anything the user wants without limit. This powers comes to a roll the higher the better and the die will return to their hand no matter where it is thrown. This power comes at two prices upon realization of the die's power the user must roll six times for their Strength, Intelligence, Dexterity, Wisdom, Stamina, and Charisma. Of course the more they use the dice the more that have to use the die fearing rolling a 1 and suffering a failure of epic proportion.

  1. *The Die of Change
Crazy Diamond
Mon Jan 23 03:15:22 2012

The Arch of Tabula Rasa - Any hole any door way can become this wandering place but never for very long. One pass through erases a being's memories leaving them with a mind waiting to be filled, a second pass will erase their history from all records and all memories save the person who tells them their birth name after the first pass, the third will return their body to it's state of birth, and the final pass will restore them to normal.

  1. *The Arch of Tabula Rasa
Crazy Diamond
Mon Jan 23 03:15:22 2012

The Lust Lens -

  1. *The Lust Lens
DruulEmpire
Sun Apr 15 08:11:02 2012


Other previous entries:

MORE Things of Power: Mantels of Time, Flute of the Soul, Control on Life, The Elder Necklace
Even More Things of Power: The Book of Rules, Kugutsu, The Wishing Beast, Belt of the Golden Dragon
MORE MORE MORE Things of Power!: Master Disguise, Garden of Eternity, Idol of Comfort, The Toy Box
more items of power: The Horn-rimmed Glasses of Inverse, The Tiara of Timidity, The Tanning Bed of Transformation
Object of Power some more!: Master PC App, Absorbing Wood Lacquer, Persona Stickers, Wishing Powder
CRAZY ITEMS OF POWER: Dick Paste, Nipple Readers, Hair Waves, Perverted Ice, Slut Keys, Book of Need and Desire
A Few Odds and Ends: Label Maker of Accuracy, Maternity Pills, Amulet of Authority, Bimbo Panties, Normality Earrings
A New List: Fool Wand, Ugly Stick, Boob Karma, Sex Dollars, Skank
Objects of True Power (descriptions), (links): The Scientist Labcoat, The Police Badge, The Judge's Gavel, The Chef's Hat
More For Power's Sake: The Siphon Rod, The Stranger's Coat, Silver Mints, The Cheat Guide, Interpretation Stickers
More Objects Yet to Come: Impressionable Music Headphones, Adult Playing Cards, The Pied Pipers Flute, The Happy Purchase Cash Register, International Cookbook
More Objects of Power: Pimp Cane, Temporary Tattoos of Change, Prankster's Pistol, Parrot Jewelry
Meh Just throw Some Out there: Deck of Dio, Generous Wishing Wand, Music of Change, MacGuffin's Restaurant, Fetish Fuel
Items of Power: Pleasure Island, The Ring of Desire, The Clay of Dreams, The Control Glove, The Destiny Board
Sufficiently Advanced Technology Is Indistinguishable From Magic: The Time Liner, Masterphone, The Universal Remote, Ankstrom's Laboratory
More Ideas: The Chaos Ember, Matrix of Order, 180 Bangle, The Parallel Revolving Door
Even More: Cover For Me Blanket, Magic Eight Ball, Like a " " Novel Bookmark, Curious Rabbits, MASTERcard
More Object of Power: Wish Virus, Corrupted Copy Machine, Portable Backdoors
Just Keep Rolling: Sympathetic Binder, Word of Advice, Moronic Glasses, Doppelganger's Mirror
More objects of power: The Hunters Blowgun, The Extraterrestrial Ring, The Magician's Stone, The Reverse Lantern
wait! Even more objects of power!: Ventriloquist Doppelganger Dummy, Cursed Nail Polish, Mirror of Opposition, The Pervert's Pillow
Never Going to Give Up: Lucky Underwear, Draining Ring, Bone of Prehistory, Seed of Desire
Clearing Out Some Space: The Trend Setter, Infancy Formula, Slut Whistle, Obesity Gas, The Secrets of Titnosis
Still More Objects of Power: A vial of Universal Virus, The Waveform Collapser, The Holistic Method, The Mistress's Corset
People With Power.: Jungle Maiden Mii, The Loan Shark, Miss Mousey, Yamato Nadeshiko
Unusual Ones: Do or Die Collar, Pendant of Love and Lust, Regret Reverser, Flaw Eater
Weird Ones: Body Fucker, Outcry, Beep Beep, Slease-o-matics, Fresh Air
The Professionals: Dr. Hippocrates, Arcanasto the Wizard, Professor Saturday, Master Chou Ginga
Stereotype Salt: Stereotype Salt
How many objects are there!?: The Matter Gun, Cloning Curse, The Chimera Ring, Dial H for HERO
Doctor Who Inspired: Space-Time Visualiser, Hand of Fear, Block Transfer Computer, Perception Filter, Masque of the Mandragora
Hygiene and Machines: Amnesia Body Spray, Deus Ex Dildo, Bimbo Body Wash, Second Chance Unit, Slutty Shampoo
Just as Advertised: Soup for Sluts, Lutti VagFresh Menthe, Tupla Nutkick, Paula Deen Butt Massage, Grace Cock Soup
How long is this list now?: Genetic Dice, Succubus Seeds, The Other Ring of Lies, The Displacement
Mostly Mental: Good Idea Bad Idea, Age Adjuster, Mind Screw, Oblivious To Chaos, Elixir of the Spirit Animal
Did you Miss This?: Grow a Person, Hidden Talent, Psi-Ops Gun, The Stat Sheet, Shifting Standards
Objects of Power: Rings of Correlation, Cursed Game Cartridge, The Princess' Tiara, Do Over Watch, Idol of Babel
More objects of power: Perverted Prick, Tacky Trailer Trash Trinkets, Tag! You're it Tag!
Cursed Wishes: Before and Forevermore Trinket, Wishes of Compromise, Bauble of Envy, Dinosaur Tooth, Bride's Ring
The first set... (And probably the last): Absorbing kiss curse, The Pinocchio Curse, The Body Switch Curse, Curse of the Were-Slut, Curse of the Were-Futa
Just In Time For The Holidays: Best Gift Ever, Sweater of Tradition, The Wreath of Love, Give and Take Bag, Slutty Santa Hat
Objects of Desire: Idol's Hairpin, Mom's Apron, Slut's Pendant, Shopper's Handbag, Hand-me-down
Controlled or Uncontrolled How Is the Transformation?: Averaging App, Were-Morph Curse, Sexualizer Virus, Giantium
Insert Name Here: Magnet Maker, Humiliator, Preggo Ray, Remake Exam, Pussy Wagon, Set of Power
I Claim Fair Use: Bag of Peeps, Hypnos' Yo-yo, Speedster Belt, Magic for Skeptics and Beginners
Playing with Perception: Double Identity, Abnormality Badge, Mental Manager 1.5, The Genie of the D20
Evil Inc.: Corruption Clay, Death Note, Demon Dagger, Vore Gift
More Objects of Power: Mushrooms of Time, Copy Kat, Total Blackout, Retroactive Relationships
yes, even more!: Liar's Lip Balm, Spanish Nano-fly, Cougar Bait Cologne, Nightmare Mask
A unique collection of Items: Make-Me-Happy Face Button, Love-Map, The Imprint Stamp, The Yes-Man's Ring
Back In The Saddle Again: Rumor Mill, The More than Imaginary Friend, Addiction Wand, Someone Else's Shoes, Brain Broker
Second Chances: Karma's Door, Job Market, Childhood Diary, Discontinued Meds, Wandering Eye
Indirect Means: Reality Warp Sketcher, The Game Changer, Voodoo Model Maker, Public Forum Former
Anyone Ever Using These?: X-Ray Reveal & Conceal, Time Tweak, Trait Reverser, Costume Controller, Dat Mass Effect
Objects of Sin: The Envy Skull Pendant, The Bracelet of Gluttony and Lust, The Mirror of Pride, The Wallet of Greed, The Shoes of Sloth
Objects of Power: Sinful Delights, Two For One Coupon, Universes Auditor, Conditional Cursing Wand
Egads, More!: Coward Makers, Magnetic Molester, Traitorous Body, Scarlet Letter, Djinn of Pranks
other objects of power: The Glowing Barbie Doll, The Stripper Pantyhose, The Fantasy House, The School of Lust
more objects of power: Ghetto Booty Panties, Exhibitionist's Lotion, Obedient Mints, Command Mints
What to wear?: Walk a Mile Shoes, Snake Charm, Rainbow Tee, Madusa's Bow
Freedom and Secrets: Mask of Anonymity, Secrecy Token, Word of Enforced Secrecy, The Curved Bell, Difficulty Dial
More Objects of Power: I'm Rubber: You're Glue Bracelet, Liar's Lingerie, Stealth Shoes, Groping Gloves
Objects That Haven't Quite Been Perfected Yet: Wand of Aspirations, Ring of Destiny, Second Self, Tsundere Potion, Directors Hat
Add Them To the List!: Ring of Rebellion, Like It Laser Pointer, Chain Letter, Ring of Lies Mark 3, Stimulus Responder


24-hour Wishing Stone - This object lets the bearer make one wish every 24 hours. The person can wish for anything -- for a girlfriend, to be President, for a zombie plague, for the planet to explode, anything. However, after 24 hours the wish is undone and the world continues as if the wish had never been made. The only people who remember the consequences of the wish are anybody who heard the wish made.

  1. *24-hour Wishing Stone
Adama
Sat Jun 22 21:17:02 2013

Ring of Netorare - Putting on this ring will see its corruption warp you and the people around you. If the wearer is already romantically involved then they will experience their lover stolen from them in a truly humiliating way. Generally, this means that they themselves will become impotent, physically and sexually while someone in their lives will become a sexual dynamo, an expert in seducing and addicting a member of the opposite sex. That member being the lover of the wearer of the ring. If the wearer is not romantically involved in any way then they will become the seducer and corrupter of any relationships around them. The rules of reality change around the Ring of Netorare, typical reactions to seeing your loved one seduced right in front of you do not happen. Instead the rules of Netorare are enforced...

  1. *Ring of Netorare
Cross C
Sat Jun 29 23:42:05 2013

Chaz (Also The Unholy Deathbringer, The Weeping God) - A sentient talking sword. Appears as a sharp, well-crafted but otherwise unremarkable broadsword under most conditions. However, when the blade touches "innocent blood" it begins to glow red and Chaz gains the ability to speak and, in his own words, "kill most things that can be killed."

  1. Chaz (Also The Unholy Deathbringer, The Weeping God)
Cross C
Sat Jun 29 23:57:00 2013

Ultimate Virtual Reality Sets - Four virtual reality headsets hooked up to a high powered laptop. Putting on the headsets will immerse the users in a digital world that is almost completely indistinguishable from the real world. The laptop comes with software that allows the user to control every aspect of the digital world the headset wearers experience. Every aspect means that the user can control the way the passage of time is experienced by the others. Can make them feel anything he or she desires. Do mind control spells exist in the virtual world you create? If they do then when they are used the brains of wearers will be changed and the individuals will be just as mind controlled as in the virtual world.

  1. Ultimate Virtual Reality Sets
Cross C
Sun Jun 30 00:27:54 2013

Anti-Broken Hearts Pin - This pin is looks like any other button you clip on your clothes, a round white face with a red circle and a slash over the image of a broken Valentines Day heart. The Pin's power is when place on a person, it make copies of said person for all of their love interests or potential romantic matches. Those copies soon become a fusion of the original person and the ideal match for the love interest they were made for. "Warning: Original person is destroyed when pin is put on as they are used up to make copies. Also pin disappears to find next subject/victim."

  1. Anti-Broken Hearts Pin
C.King
Sun Jun 30 14:06:03 2013

Joker's Key - Objects of Power. When not in play, they lie in perfect readiness within their own pocket dimension. A great hall filled to the brim with these Things of Power. There they wait to be called forth to enact chaos on an unsuspecting world, to upset the balance, to corrupt, to enliven... Objects wink out of existence only to appear minutes, hours, years, eons later depending on the way time moves at their destinations. New ones are created at random and are continually added to the many powerful items in this great hall. There is one very special Thing of Power. The Joker's Key. It has two powers. Using it one way, will transport the bearer to the great hall where they can acquire any number of the other Objects before using the Key to return home. Using the key in the other way, will cause a great number of the Objects to begin materializing in the users world entirely at random.

  1. *Joker's Key
Cross C
Sun Jun 30 18:52:17 2013

Addventure DeLorean - This isn't a time machine. Bring this styling automobile up to 77 miles per hour (not 88) and you'll tear through the barriers between episodes! Powered by perversion so there should be more than enough fuel whatever episode you end up in.

  1. *Addventure DeLorean
Cross C
Sun Jun 30 19:05:16 2013

Dream Berries - A plant, small enough to be grown in a potted planter. If you raise this plant lovingly from a seedling it will bare three colours of fruit: pink, red, and black. The pink berries will cause someone to have sweet and romantic dreams about the person who raised the plant. The red berries will cause people to have wild erotic dreams about the same person. The black fruit will cause dark disturbing nightmares whereby the everyone else you love is a creature of horror and the only oasis of hope in a lonely, dismal, universe is the person who raised the plant. Occasionally mutations cause other berry colours to occur, they are unpredictable. Beware wild berries.

  1. *Dream Berries
Sun Jul 7 19:51:32 2013

Retcon Ray Gun - This looks like a 60's style toy ray gun, with an antenna as a barrel silver metal casing and button trigger. It only has a trigger but when the beam hits a person they are put in a dazed trance like state. For the next few minutes that person will believe anything they are told and their memories will shift to match. Very useful for revenge or even helping people get over crippling psychological issues. Shoot them a second time and their body becomes malleable verbal commands of anyone or anything in earshot of the subject. Of course even transforming a person's mind and body into something brand new the world will still have records of their old identity, but that's what the third shot is for and extra events a quirks can be added to the person as their timeline is re-written. The effects are irreversible without another unique objects of power.

  1. *Retcon Ray Gun
Crazy Diamond
Wed Jul 10 01:23:39 2013

Perversion Power Ring - A ring made of unknown metal with three luminous red gems in it. Whoever wears the Ring will be granted the powers of perversion. They will get the basic super strength lickety speed and bullet ignoring durability, boundless sexual stamina, and no sense of shame. Of course those are what an average person with a normal interest in sex would get. Now if a person is a true pervert with sex on the brain they will become more powerful with more variety to their powers. Like being able to destroy clothes with a snap of their fingers, fire Expansion beam from their eyes, banishing prudishness with a their breath and even have a sexifying touch and any other kind of power that aligns with their perversions. If a total prude wears the Ring they will become possessed by the spirit of Perversion and the combined powers of all the Rings wearer's will be unleashed. One day the Ring will leave to spread perversion elsewhere but it will leave the wearer with the perverted powers that they hold most dear.

  1. *Perversion Power Ring
Crazy Diamond
Sat Aug 3 14:22:00 2013

Sex License - An ID card that when shown to a person will allow the holder to have sex with them. The targeted person will follow all commands from the holder that pertain to sex. The revealed Sex License will also ensure that no one else will interfere and that they will obey all commands that aide the intercourse about to or is currently taking place. The affected individuals will obey because they believe it to be the widely accepted law of their society, even if they personally object. The sex will always be enjoyable for both parties whatever their feelings and those who observe the intercourse will find it arousing. If the intercourse takes place in public no one will change their behavior or leave the area unless instructed to by the holder.

  1. *Sex License
Cross C
Tue Aug 13 22:34:06 2013

Fair And Foul Mirror - A double sided mirror with two handles one side white and the other side black. Whenever something is reflected in the white side mirror it becomes better looking a man will get more handsome, a rusted out car will become new again, and old woman can become young again. The Black side of the mirror bring ruin and ugliness to whatever is reflected in its surface. Just two simple warnings never reflect either side of the mirror in another mirror or weird things will happen. Breaking the mirror is a very bad idea avoid at all costs.

  1. *Fair And Foul Mirror
Crazy Diamond
Wed Aug 14 23:58:27 2013

Placebo Pills - A bottomless bottle of magical sugar pills, with no real power on their own unless you believe in them. The pills can have any effect imaginable as long as the person believes in their power they will be effective even when used on someone else. They instantly dissolve undetectably into a food or drink no matter what the ratio is. When a person encounters the bottle for the first time it is usually labeled with a result they would want to achieve. The more someone believes in the pills the potent they become

  1. *Placebo Pills
Crazy Diamond
Thu Aug 15 00:08:19 2013

Cleansing Water - The purest water in any universe imbued with the power to break any curse heal any wound clear away the foulest enchantments and clean any object to it's original state. Drinking the water can reverse the aging process, banish illness and deformities, and even restore sanity. It's held in a bottle that is 1 quart in size but is never empty, the waters properties can even clear away the effects of Objects of Power and Reality warps.

  1. Cleansing Water
Crazy Diamond
Thu Aug 15 00:19:39 2013

Magic 69 Ball - Looks just like a Magic Eight Ball but once an individual touches it they are bonded with it. From that point on that person will be compelled to shake it. When they do, it will give them the name of a person that they are physically capable of having sex with. They can shake it two times to change the result but they are stuck with the final one. They must have sex with that person within 6 hours. If they do not they will receive a penalty which can be anything from random transformations, pain, and even death. After one thousand successful trysts, the individual will be released and rewarded.

  1. *Magic 69 Ball
Cross C
Thu Aug 15 18:10:10 2013

Dick in a Box - This is a cursed item, a jack in the box with alluring magic symbols on its surface that entice attractive women to it. When a woman gets closer, she will feel a strong compulsion to turn the handle. Eventually, one of several penis shaped puppets will explode out the top. When it does the woman will grow a particular type of cock with various different mental and physical effects. The now cocked woman will experience a powerful possessiveness and obsession with the box (much like the One Ring). She will also have a compulsion to show it to other attractive women.

  1. *Dick in a Box
Cross C
Thu Aug 22 09:09:17 2013

Bed of Power - This magical bed wanders the myriad realities casually switching itself out with the bed a random person has chosen to sleep on. When the person wakes up, the bed has transported them to the Hall of Power where many powerful and potentially cursed items can be acquired. Falling asleep on the bed within the Hall of Power will not take the person back home, instead they will just continue on to the next universe and wake up beside the next person the bed randomly chooses.

  1. * Bed of Power
Cross C
Thu Aug 22 09:24:26 2013

Ring of Fertility - A ring that renders it's owner sexually irresistable. When worn by a man, anyone who encounters the wearer, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, will be transformed into a busty young woman who's desperate to breed with the target. Inversely, when worn by a woman, anyone the wearer encounters will be eventually transformed into virile horny studs.

  1. *Ring of Fertility
Thu Aug 22 16:16:16 2013

Blank Lantern - In the time before the Guardians decided that the Green light of Willpower was ideal for their goals, they experimented with other colors, other drives as well. The tool they created to facilitate this experimentation was the Lantern Blank - Lantern batteries that could be imprinted with any emotion, and then produce their own prototype power rings.

  1. *Blank Lantern
Drake-Sextant
Sat Aug 24 00:46:53 2013

The Slut Slot Machine - Produced by ChaosTech! The Slut Slot Machine is the perfect device to mix up some meddling mortals. Appearing as an ordinary three reeled slot machine, minus the change slot of course, this device will change anyone unfortunate enough to pull down it's lever! The reels will spin and stop and once they do, whatever comes up will be the truth! A maid? A slut? A wind up toy? Big breasted bimbo slaves sure are a joy! Watch out for multipliers, they'll add some fun! But be careful when you spin, you just get one!

  1. *The Slut Slot Machine
The Arrogant Nair
Mon Aug 26 23:30:22 2013

The Fetishizer - The Bimbo Gun’s cooler cousin, it has settings for every fetish and kink under the sun. Just point, ready the setting, and pull the trigger. That girl you like? Your personal maid, custom ethnicity. Terrible boss? Sultry pop star, making your workspace the happenist place around. Favorite giant robot? Brand spankin’ new robot girl, personality may vary. Worried about friends and family? Retroactivity is a button press away! With any setting you can think of and more, we guarantee your sex life will be better than ever! Warning: individual models may differ in mechanics. Repeated use may cause addiction. Morals may become superfluous due to encroaching godhood. Order now!

  1. *The Fetishizer
Fri Aug 30 00:07:32 2013

Sex Clue - The board game Clue, altered to make the subject about sex. The goal of the game is to deduce who had sex with the 'victim', where they had sex, what kind of sex act they performed, and what toys or body parts they used. As a board game, the players must choose people they know to be the pawns and 'victim', but are not allowed to make any of the players into pawns or the 'victim'... because of what it does as an Item of Power. While the players play Sex Clue, the people the pawns and 'victim' represent will perform every suggestion and accusation made by the players.

  1. *Sex Clue
if you wish
Fri Aug 30 04:54:18 2013

Image as Designed - A PDA. Filled with up-to-date models/images of every person in the world. It can be used to change only the physical appearance and clothing of a person within the limits of keeping their height, biological sex and skeletal structure.

  1. Image as Designed
Fri Aug 30 05:45:34 2013

AnyBlender - A wonderful new invention from B.E.A. Industries, this wonderful device will successfully combine anything placed within it into a complete hybrid. Pets, Friends, Enemies, inanimate objects, anything can be combined with anything with our incredible AnyBlender (Patent Pending). Latest models also come with a beam setting and a weapon-like handle, no longer will our AnyBlender customers be confined by what you can fit into a blender mug. Order Now! Or don't, because it's coming to you whether you like it or not from your friends at B.E.A. Industries!

  1. *AnyBlender
White Whiskey
Fri Aug 30 12:30:17 2013

The RandoMixer - The RandoMixer: A wonderful product of B.E.A. Industries, this traveling machine is close in appearance to a slot machine, save for the fact that it's middle wheel is replaced with our AnyBlender (Patent Pending).

Anyone who activates this machine with the pull of a lever will set the wheels a spinning, and two objects of power, from anywhere in the multiverse, and combine them into a whole new and unpredictable Object of Power.

Look for the RandoMixer to appear in a dimension near YOU! New from your friends at B.E.A. Industries!

  1. *The RandoMixer
White Whiskey
Fri Aug 30 12:34:02 2013

Harmony Ring - This is a simple bronze band carved with the Chinese glyphs "和谐". It was created by Chinese magic, forged alchemically by an ancient master of Feng Shui. When slipped over a wearer's finger, measures anything "out of harmony" between that person and their surroundings and then corrects it by transforming the wearer. Only the wearer is aware of the change; reality is otherwise altered to match. The change is permanent; once transformed, the wearer must place themselves somewhere where their new form is once again "out of harmony" and take the action of putting on the ring again. This requirement that the ring be removed and re-worn to be used is how it has managed to slip from owner to owner over the years.

  1. *Harmony Ring
Heron
Fri Aug 30 13:04:18 2013

Six-Pack Genie - A six pack of cans marked Genie held together by a set of plastic rings. Each can contains the most delicious refreshing soft drink ever conceived because it is made from the magical smoke of a genie. And each can grants one wish to the first person to take a drink from the can. No rules no restrictions just one full powered Genie wish, per can. And if a user is wise enough to hold onto the rings after the last can has been used six more cans will magically appear. On the bottom of each can is a phone number to get in contact with the Genie to answer any questions.

  1. *Six-Pack Genie
Crazy Diamond
Fri Aug 30 14:39:48 2013

Spice of Life Calendar - A palm sized calender with removable pages for each day of the year. Of course besides showing the date and other things like that each pages has a message about that day. It could say a normal day and the owner would have a normal day, it could say a lucky day and the owner could win the lottery or get a pay raise, it could say a cat day and that could either mean the owner would turn into a cat, find a cat, or discover that humanity is ruled by a master race of hyper intelligent felines with thumbs. Whatever kind of day it is starts and ends at true midnight when the previous page vanishes and the world changes again. Yet only the owner will notice the world is different everyone else is oblivious to the changes. You can look a head to see what is to come, but pulling out pages you don't want is a bad idea as those days will be lost. There are only three ways out of the calendar. Tough it out until the calendar runs out of pages, pass it off to someone else, or end up dead the final option may backfire around Halloweem.

  1. Spice of Life Calendar
Crazy Diamond
Fri Aug 30 15:11:57 2013

Truth Revealer - Invented through magic a long time ago for a king that wanted to root out treachery in his kingdom, this mirror has long since become a forgotten legend. It travels universes, and with the power it has acquired over time, its capabilities have expanded. It no longer merely makes those that stand in front of it speak the truth. Today, its victims are forced to reveal exactly who and what they truly are and always have been.

  1. *Truth Revealer
Sun Sep 1 17:35:41 2013

Consciousness Shifter - A circular device with seven light up buttons. Mind, Heart, Stomach, Genitals, Ass, Owner, and Transfer. This device has the power to move a target's consciousness and alter the way they think and act. By default most people have their consciousness in their mind allowing for rational thought, long term memory, and self control. Moving the consciousness puts a person into a state where they hold nothing back and are completely controlled by their emotions and while thinking is more difficult forms of artistic expression come easily. When Consciousness is in the stomach the person takes a more instinctive approach to everything acting like a voracious animal that only wants to eat and have things. When the Consciousness is in a person's a Ass they are angry irritable and generally in a shitty mood they want to force on everyone else, they will act like a sullen jerk with no empathy or niceness. Owner removes the Consciousness from the body of the target and into the device leaving their body an empty shell that will obey commands. The Transfer button will move the Consciousness from the device to a new vessel but the device can only have 1 Consciousness stored inside at a time.

  1. Consciousness Shifter
Crazy Diamond(This is a weird one)
Sun Sep 1 23:37:30 2013

Dick-master Ring - A ring of dominance, the wearer of this ring will find all made slaves to their shlong. Women will become loyal cock-whores and men will become submissive, sissified sluts before the bearers dominating dong. And if the wearer doesn't have a dick...they will soon...

  1. *Dick-master Ring
White Whiskey
Wed Sep 4 17:08:04 2013

The 'How To' Book of Bad-Ass-itude - Are you a whimp? Are you nothing but prey and fodder for people bigger, tougher and/or smarter than you? Are you tired of being pushed around?

Well, Have we got the book for you!

New from the presses of CYOA Publishing (A proud subsidiary of B.E.A. Industries), this is the 'How To' Book of Bad-Ass-Itude!

Within the one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven pages of this bible of bad-asses are the ultimate secrets of being the baddest mamma-jamma on the block, continent, planet and universe!

Become so the being that strikes fear into the hearts of all comers and sends them running away in the fear soaked pants! Become the one that all of the opposite gender swoon over! Become so bad-ass that even death will think twice before meeting with you!

That's the 'How To' Book of Bad-Ass-Itude, look for your own copy today!

  1. *The 'How To' Book of Bad-Ass-itude
White Whiskey
Thu Sep 5 20:19:53 2013

Brain Drain Booklet - Are you feeling too smart? Do you worry that your problems of actually thinking about what you say may cause problems with you less mentally endowed friends? Then do we have the book for you!

It's the Brain-Drain Booklet, Fresh from the presses of CYOA Publishing. Read your way through the incredibly predictable plot turns, learn to loathe the paper-thin characters, and as you read a book so horribly written that it makes Twilight look like War and Peace, feel your IQ drop as your intelligence is sucked into it's many, many plot holes.

That's the Brain-Drain Booklet, find your copy today!

  1. *Brain Drain Booklet
White Whiskey
Thu Sep 5 20:28:14 2013

My Event Planner - This clipboard contains a pen attached by a chain, and a form clipped on it. This form, though blank, has fields that must be entered. Among these fields: Time. Date. Participants. Event Name. Yes, Event Name. The form is, for lack of a better term, an enchanted event planner, and its power ensures anyone listed as a participant cannot refuse. A new blank form will appear when the current form is removed.

  1. *My Event Planner
Fri Sep 6 21:48:44 2013

Relationship Wishing Chart - Ever heard of family trees and relationship charts? Yeah, that's this, only more exciting. The chart can come in many forms depending on world: a big sheet of paper, a chalkboard, a website or computer program, etc, that can be drawn on. The one thing this chart has in common across all iterations is that whoever uses it can alter the relationship connections of anyone they wish. Rivals can be made into friends, mothers turned into their daughters' daughters, anything the user desires. Whether or not more than just the relationships change, such as personalities or ages, depends on the user's wishes.

  1. *Relationship Wishing Chart
Fri Sep 6 21:59:29 2013

...Friendship...? Bracelets - Two Bracelets, one pink and the other white. If you get the pink bracelet, someone you know will receive the white bracelet. The pink bracelet grants one wish to change the person wearing the white bracelet. Once the wish is granted the pink bracelet turns white, the white bracelet turns pink, and the person with the pink bracelet gets her wish. Rinse and repeat. The bracelets cannot be removed. Loosely inspired by MrGrey's "I Wish You Well."

  1. *...Friendship...? Bracelets
Sat Sep 7 17:06:29 2013

Perverted Glasses of Seeking. - When a worn the wearer will see hints and pathways that can potentially aid in the gaining of anything they want with a strong sex based desire. Assuming the viewer can properly interpret what the hints mean.

  1. Perverted Glasses of Seeking.
Drake-Sextant
Mon Sep 9 21:08:53 2013

Copy Camera - A high quality digital camera with a slit on the bottom that will actually print pictures and scan pictures at the push of a button and it never seems to run out of photo paper, power, or memory. There also four special buttons the copy button that prints the selected picture but after 60 seconds the picture will become a lifesized copy of anything in the picture except scenery, these copies are slightly flawed a bottle of soda will taste lousy, a computer will lack files, a car maybe missing internal parts and resources and any person copied will be lacking mentally as in memory or intelligence. The capture button will take a picture and suck in everything caught in the flash storing it as a digital picture. The Edit button activates the touch screen interface that allows any picture in memory to be edited with a series of advanced editing tools and precise touch screen. Lastly there is the portal button which fires a beam from the lens that turns any flat surface into a time space portal to the exact place and moment a selected picture was taken and things can pass both ways through the portal but the camera cannot.

  1. Copy Camera
Crazy Diamond
Tue Sep 10 18:04:42 2013

Wrong Ring - A flat strip of metal that sticks to any surface until a living thing touches it. Then the ring will tie itself onto that thing but never on the fingers but wrists ankles and even turn into various piercings. Once the ring is attached the wearer is cursed with wrongness. Everything they do is will be wrong, they will say the wrong in, put their clothes on backwards, misspell their own name, fall left instead of down, and feel more refreshed after physical exertion. This ring breaks the laws of physics and logic impossible things will happen just to make things wrong. But this ring only effects the present physical conditions of the user and the world around them. Until they take it off which they cannot until they like the Ring but after taking it off they will have an intense longing for the wrongness and a streak of good luck and happiness that feels hollow.

  1. *Wrong Ring
Crazy Diamond
Tue Sep 10 18:14:15 2013

Death Court - The afterlife has three endings, Heaven, Hell and Reincarnation, but between these endings and life is Death Court, a court room in the shape of a circle, suspended from high above in an endless sky, the court is a divided jury, one half serene angels with calm orderly expressions, the other half are twisted demons with sadistic grins, each side is lead by their two respective judges, God and Lucifer, and they judge the victim, the recently deceased. They judge how the recently deceased is handled, by tallying up their good, selfless deeds, they are awarded for them, and dragging up their evil, despicable acts, they will be punished for them, both judges have an limitless notebook, displaying the good and bad things the individual has done in their life, the act influences the reward and punishment, for instance, if they had protected the virtue of women, they would be reward a lover of their desire, but if they had been disrespectful for them, they would be castrated. Lucifer and God have a rivalry between each other, God allows Lucifer to punish when it is needed, but dislikes it when he twists the rap sheet of the deceased, making their crimes worse than the were supposed to, Lucifer grudgingly allows God to reward when they deserved it, but grows increasingly angry when he pities the victim and gives him/her more than they deserve. Their is five classifications of sentence for the victim before they are reincarnated, one who never truly done good nor bad in their life, Neutral, they leave with no alterations. Someone who has done more bad deeds than good, is a Minor Scum, and given a few punishments and minor rewards to fit the crime and sent off, someone who has done nothing evil deeds in life, are called Sinners, and are given a sentence in Hell, how long depends on the crime. Some one who has done more good deeds than bad, is called Miner Do-good-er is given rewards and minor punishment before reincarnation, nut one who has done nothing but good deeds, is titled Saint, and given relaxation in Heaven, how long depends on how much good the victim had done in life. Last of all, Heaven and Hell are experienced differently, depending on the person, if a perverted man was sent to Hell, he would see women, but never touch them, if he was sent to Heaven (for whatever reason) he would obtain a harem.

  1. *Death Court
DA
Fri Sep 13 19:54:27 2013

FrankenBoner -

After roaming the world for over a century, Frankenstein's monster eventually lost the will to live. The how of his demise was less important that the fact that not all of his body was destroyed.

One surviving part of the monster was his penis. Though it looked normal save it's large size, it remained deeply saturated with the same mystic electricity that had given the monster life and sustained it. Energy that would now flow through the rest of it's host body, especially when The Penis was aroused.

Now mysterious forces have made Frankenstein's penis available to be transplanted to someone chosen by fate. Someone who would discover it's power and it's destiny!

  1. *FrankenBoner
Drake-Sextant
Mon Sep 16 01:04:43 2013

Control Glasses - Sets of glasses. The Master Glasses allow the wearer to control the people wearing the linked Control Glasses. The Master Glasses wearer merely needs to think what they want and the person wearing the Control Glasses the thought is directed at will carry it out. The Master Glasses have two settings: mind control, where thoughts pass through the brain for the target to carry out and think they are natural, and body control, where the thoughts bypass the brain to take direct control of the body.

  1. Control Glasses
Tue Sep 17 00:54:43 2013

One-Off Wishing Rock - This rock appears somewhere innocuous when the intended recipient is walking alone. The rock influences his/her mind to head to it's location, with the person believing it was their own whim to go there rather than an outside influence. Then the rock makes the person pick it up, wish aloud their heart's greatest desire, drop it, continue on their way, and completely forget all about the rock.

The rock will then grant the wish without the wisher even remembering making that wish. At no time will the wish be granted by directly interfering the freewill of anyone other than the wisher. But indirect means of influencing others (pheromones, for example) are fair game for the rock's power. Once the wish has been granted, the rock leaves that world to appear before someone else in another world.

In other words, this is a just a lazy but convenient plot device for any author to kick-start a story that is otherwise all about the characters and how they react to one particular change and/or event.

  1. *One-Off Wishing Rock
ElimId
Tue Sep 17 02:44:15 2013

The Octagon - A rune that was drawn in blood, several thousand years ago. Only those with magical power can see the ley line boundaries, and ancient glyths within the arena. If two enter, they cannot leave until one defeats the other in combat. The winner shall receive a undetermined portion of the losers power, intellect, sex appeal, sensuality, and deviousness, wickedness.

  1. The Octagon
Wed Sep 18 09:47:23 2013

The Immobilizer - The Immobilizer! It immobilizes! Got a way of immobilizing a target? This can do it. Turn people into statues? Check. Put them to sleep? Check. Hang them in the air by ropes? Check. Lock them up in chains or stocks? Check. Every way of limiting or stopping movement in a person, this can pull it off. It takes different forms depending upon the methods and interfaces available in that universe and desired by the wielder. What could be a wand for one person might be a computer or a watch for another.

  1. The Immobilizer
Thu Sep 19 01:55:16 2013

Exaggerated Wishes - Another item capable of granting wishes. However, if you make a wish with it, try to be really really specific, or else you might get a lot more (or a lot less) than you wanted. Want to be taller? Specify a height or you'll be towering over buildings. Want to be young? Figure out your new age our you'll be a newborn. Wish someone was less smart? Have a intelligence level in mind or said person will be literally unable to take care of himself/herself thanks to severe brain damage. And so on and so forth.

  1. *Exaggerated Wishes
Fri Sep 20 01:20:28 2013

HA's Love Potion Capsule - Disclaimer: There is no such thing as a "homosexual agenda." That is, unless you count not being hated and persecuted, and instead simply be accepted as a group of people who are different in one way but otherwise normal human beings. Anyone who claims that there is a conspiracy to recruit straight people into being gay is a stupid, dick-headed bigot talking out of his ass.

At least, thats true in this universe. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

In a bizarre, fucked-up, alternate universe that makes Alice in Wonderland look tame, there really is an organization called Homosexual Agenda. And they are indeed trying to turn heteros queer. Using their Satanic Secrets (tm) they create various products and reach out across the multiverse to subcontract distribution of those products through B.E.A. Industries.

Their flagship product is "HA's Love Potion Capsule" which is a fast dissolving capsule containing a single dose of a colorless, odorless, tasteless potion which makes the consumer fall in love with the first person of the same gender they see.

Note: if someone chooses to spike someone's drink with the capsule, that person must drink the entire beverage in order to consume the full dose. Otherwise, the potion won't work at all.

  1. *HA's Love Potion Capsule
ElimId (because I'm a bastard)
Sun Sep 22 02:20:55 2013

My entrancing orbs are up here! -

In the realm where Plot devices are fabricated, one craftsman giggles excitedly as he bottles a special ability mix. Any woman who opens the bottle(Which can only be opened by a woman) would be granted powerful hypnotic eyes that could command anyone who looked them in the eye. They would also be granted an expanded bust with a power of fascination that would ensure that almost no one would ever make eye contact with them (And if so, not for very long.)

  1. *My entrancing orbs are up here!
Drake-Sextant
Sun Sep 22 04:05:33 2013

HA's Maternity Male Clothes - B.E.A. Industries is proud to present Homosexual Agenda's new clothing line: Maternity Male.

Modeled after women's clothing, Maternity Male consists of many dresses ranging in style from fabulous, to formal, to even casual sun dresses. When a man wears one, it slowly changes his internal anatomy to add a womb, ovaries, and other internal reproductive organs necessary to conceive, carry, and give birth to ch1ldren. Since men don't have vaginas, (because then they'd be intersex, as opposed to genetically male) all of these new organs are attached to their anuses.

This transformation process takes twenty four hours to complete. It is perfectly safe to remove the dress early, thus halting the changes. The man may put the dress back on later to resume the transformation at his convenience.

Disclaimer: There have been reports of cross-dressing men who unknowingly wore an article from HA's Maternity Male line and learned of their changes much later when they conceived by accident. There have also been reports of women having unknowingly worn HA's Maternity Male clothes and found themselves transformed into trapish looking men. In all of these cases, it was found that someone had removed the information tags from the clothing prior to sale. So do not remove the tag.

Homosexual Agenda is not responsible for anything done with any of their products, primarily due to existing far beyond your jurisdiction.

  1. *HA's Maternity Male Clothes
ElimId
Sun Sep 22 10:40:44 2013

HA's Lesbian Lactaid - B.E.A proudly presents another Homosexual Agenda product: Lesbian Lactaid.

Unlike a certain drug intended to treat lactose intolerance, Lesbian Lactaid is a single-use chewable tablet that will change the user into a lesbian with breasts that won't stop lactating until menopause. Thats right. One dose is all it takes to make these changes for life.

Here is the transformation process in a nutshell. First, if the user isn't a woman, they will be within a day. Second, her breasts will start producing milk. Third, she will feel the urge to have women suckle from her bosom. Fourth, her breasts will emit pheromones that will entice other women to drink her milk. And finally, if the sexual preference of the user and/or the women suckling from the user wasn't lesbian, it will be within minutes.

This magic formula comes in several varieties. The Classic formula makes the user lactate as much as a normal pregnant woman. The Extra-Thirsty formula will cause the user to generate excessive amounts of milk, with the trade-off that the user must consume more food and water to stay healthy. There are also formula variants to add flavors to the milk such as Chocolate, Strawberry, or the new Passion Fruit. And all formulas are available in chewable tablet form, or in our quick-dissolving capsule form.

Disclaimer: Neither HA nor B.E.A.I. are responsible for anyone spiking other people's beverages with Lesbian Lactaid quick-dissolving capsules. Such blatant misuse of this product is totally not our problem.

  1. *HA's Lesbian Lactaid
ElimId
Sun Sep 22 13:35:54 2013

Perv-O-Ray - New-New-NEW! From B.E.A. Industries.

Is your life too plain? Do you wish you boss was hotter? Wish your family didn't act so ashamed of your sexual preferences? Tired of the world as a whole having a stick up it's collective ass?

Well, worry no more!

Introducing, The new Pervatronic Mimetic/Physiomorphic Pulse Gun, or if that's too much of a mouthfull-

The Perv-O-Ray!

With this wonderful gun, you can alter the body and/or mind of who/whatever you want to fit you personal perversions?
Your pet squid? ZAP! Now you have your own pet tentacle monster!

Cute little kitty cat? ZAP Now you have your own heat-driven Cat-Girl!

Tired of your boss riding you for looking at porn on work hours? ZAP! Now they're the biggest perv at the company meeting!

Make a man a woman, make a woman a man! With numerous settings, this wonderful weapons can do so much! Just plug it into the recharging port/programming module and you can pre-set up to six options on it's touch-screen programming and select to fire with the guns side dial, or simply use the Perv-O-Rays voice command.

Check out the Perv-O-Ray Today!

Warning: Voice command programming still experimental and untested, please use the programming module, not that we really care

  1. *Perv-O-Ray
White Whiskey
Sun Sep 22 15:22:56 2013

Reputation Adjuster - Tired of people forcing their labels upon you. Don’t think you should be called as a slut just because you’ve done it with the whole football team. Feel that you deserve peoples trust even though you’ve robbed them a couple of times. Maybe you want the guy you’re stalking to see what a bitch his actual girlfriend is. Do we have the Device For you. Now you can choose your own reputations with the patented reputation adjuster. The reputation adjuster has over 500 reputation overlays, and three setting. Setting One: Changes societies generally held perception. This is what we call the second chance setting. It only affects people who actually know you. A person will gain a new Reputation but it’s up to them to maintain it. If you don’t change your own habits then you’ll likely go back to your old reputation very quickly. Setting Two: This is called the peer pressure setting. People refuse to believe you are anything other than what the reputation says you are. Your label will be a stigma and society won’t allow you to be anything else. Setting Three: The inversion setting. This setting changes the actual person retroactively into the type of person who would have the desired reputation. Our company is not responsible for unexpected changes to history of associated persons due to the butterfly effect, or any other temporal or paradoxical phenomena.

  1. *Reputation Adjuster
Mon Sep 23 12:50:36 2013

Harem Hero Headband - A simple white head band adorned with a red heart with the word hero in it. Even picking it up will result in a chance meeting with a appealing member of the opposite(or same depends on preference) gender that can easily lead into a serious relationship if the person leaves the headband where they find it. If they actually put it on their life is irrevocably changed. More love interests will gravitate to you but you have become a protagonist thus antagonists will rise up to challenge you and to steal away those who have gathered around you. Every love interest you gain adds a heart to the headband and ups the ante on the trouble stirred up the supernatural will makes its self known and science fiction will become reality. Don't be daunted the headband won't leave you powerless to the challenges it calls forth powers you never knew you had will awaken inside you as long as your will is strong and the hearts of your harem are unbroken. There is an escape of course to this new life. Either fill the headband end to end with hearts or just have sex with all of those that you have now and no more will come neither will any new foes appear.

  1. *Harem Hero Headband
Crazy Diamond
Tue Sep 24 01:07:21 2013

Slut Note - This is a Sex God’s Notebook.
How to use it: The human whose name is written in this note shall become a slut. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. If the name of a partner is written within forty seconds, they will have sex with that person.
If a partner is not specified, the person will simply become irresistibly horny until they orgasm. Following orgasm, the person will return to normal unless changes are made permanent.
If changes to specific traits of sexuality (such as fetishes, attitudes, specific sexual acts, body or clothes alterations, length of alterations, etc.) is written within six minutes and forty seconds of writing the person’s name, it will happen.

  1. *Slut Note
Thu Oct 3 15:54:39 2013

Psychologists Glasses - A pair of wire frame glasses made with platinum wire. When worn the glasses alter the way that the wearer is perceived, other people will now trust the wearer and open up to them as though they were a trusted psychologist/therapist. Once another person has opened up to the wearer the wearer can advise and influence the person and the person will trust them and follow the advice given. This can be used as a legitimate tool for helping people or abused as tool for personal gain and amusement. Of course there is always a price to pay as the wearer uses the power of the glasses they slowly lose their eyesight when they are wearing the glasses and start aging at an accelerated rate if they drive any person completely insane.

  1. Psychologists Glasses
Crazy Diamond
Sat Oct 12 04:17:21 2013

Client Server Collars - This paired item consists of one reflective black loop of unknown plastic with hundreds of lines of green computer code scrolling across its surface with the word SERVER repeated constantly. This collar will adjust to fit on any body part easily. This collar allows the user to control the functions of the Client Collar/s and perform collar functions on themselves. Also the Server collar can generate one new client collar every 24 hours. One Server can have many clients but each client should have only one Server. The Client collar looks the same as the Server collar but the text reads CLIENT and it will attach to the first living being to touch it and cannot be removed without Server approval. The client can use the functions of the collar but only the ones the Server allows them to use and the Server can execute functions on them. Once the Client collar is activated a timer starts counting down from between 1 and 3 days and when it hits 0 the Client is upgraded into a Server and a new Server collar is produced. The Functions of the Collars include: Mind Control, Physical Transformation, Mind Alteration, Object Prototyping, Timeline editing, Instant Messaging, and Arithmetic and Logic functions.

  1. Client Server Collars
Crazy Diamond
Sat Oct 12 04:57:51 2013

Enchanted Typewriter - Typewriters are cliche vessels for writers writing stories. Let's use them! Any story written on these typewriter, no matter how poorly written or how bad the spelling and grammar may be, gets carried out. Typists are naturally drawn to using people they know for their stories.

  1. *Enchanted Typewriter
Sun Oct 13 02:26:01 2013

X Marks the Slut - An indelible mark heralds an eventual physical and behavioral transformation into a sexy, suby, slut and everyone who sees it knows what will happen; if not why, how, or when.

  1. *X Marks the Slut
Sun Oct 13 02:41:22 2013

brand new pills - a bunch of pills, you can buy on internet. Effects may vary but they are addicting.

  1. *brand new pills
Bob10
Sun Oct 13 20:14:03 2013

Phone App - In a world where transformations, mental alterations, and retroactive reality changes are a fact of life, a new app comes out for the iphone. This app monitors it’s user. If the user in changed in any way a ringtone sounds and you get a text message explaining what changed. Messages follow the format: Trait/Characteristic, before, after, retroactive Y/N, Person responsible, method. For example: Akane Tendo might get the message: Feelings, loath, adore, Y, Tatewaki Kuno, Wishing Sword..

  1. *Phone App
Mon Oct 14 16:53:19 2013

The B.E.st Collection Package - A large box full a random set of items that have one thing in common: larger breasts are either a definite result or a possible result from use of any of the items. Whether it be a sunblock that causes women to have an extreme hourglass figure, a magical artifact that can transfer physical traits between one person and another, a cocoon of a non-human creature capable of altering human bodies, or a reality altering device of some sort.

  1. *The B.E.st Collection Package
Wed Oct 16 05:32:22 2013

The Femininity Fairy - It is said that if a girl wishes or just thinks for one passing moment, that she wants to become more feminine, then a fairy will be born of her wish. The fairy looks like an ultra cute version of the girl who made the wish. This special sweet and innocent fairy can only be seen by the wisher, unless she is revealed to others by the wisher. She will try to fulfill her mission with kindness and encouragement; though people will probably think you’re nuts talking to an imaginary friend. However, the fairy will not take no for an answer. The fairy is also naive and overanxious. Her power comes from the sun so her spells were off at night with only the wish bearer remembering what happened; aside from that she can do virtually anything.

  1. *The Femininity Fairy
Thu Oct 17 18:07:22 2013

The Reality Camera - First developed by Fredrick Winders, a copy of the device was created of this simple Digital camera (with the add-ons of a reality manipulator in the frame and a microphone) has been sent into the Multiverse. Where anyone can get it. To change reality, they just have to speak into the microphone. Their words will appear in the frame of the picture and once take, it will alter reality to match the words. **Thanks to Booby Fett for the idea. They now gain ultimate power, but only in the Star Wars universe and only on the Weekends.**

  1. *The Reality Camera
C.King (Inspired by Booby Fett)
Sun Oct 20 22:36:33 2013

Trick For a Treat - An old halloween fave, with a new twist. The candy was enchanted by a petty witch who wanted to get revenge on some mean boys who stole her halloween treats when she was little. If the candy is rightfully yours, either paid for, or given to you willingly, it will do nothing except perhaps be tastier then normal candy. If you steal the candy, even if you just borrow one little piece without asking, then you will be subject to a trick. The candy, imbued with halloween magic, will turn whoever stole it into a sexy female version of their costume. If the thief isn’t wearing a costume, then sexy green skinned witch is the default. One piece for the look of your costume, two for the powers, three for the mind.

  1. *Trick For a Treat
Tue Oct 29 19:11:54 2013

Objectification Gun - Developed by a mad scientist who was so crazy he just used the gun on himself. This device turns people into objects i.e. a ring, a hair clip, a left sock. People who carry these objects on their person are able to call upon traits, skills, or physical characteristics of the person who became the object.

  1. *Objectification Gun
Fri Nov 1 18:39:21 2013

Metamorphosis Mirror - A large rectangular mirror that floats in the air by itself, when a person or animal is reflected in it's surface they are physically changed instantly and permanently. The longer a being is reflected in the mirror the more they are changed. And being reflected in the mirror won't fix anything just change the changes into new ones. The mirror tends to wander during the night because outside of direct light it is completely invisible, but it is not unheard of for the mirror to be captured for years at a time and experimented on but the mirror is still out there changing people.

  1. *Metamorphosis Mirror
Crazy Diamond
Fri Nov 1 21:05:00 2013

Objectification Ray - Heard of the Objectification Gun? Yeah, this isn't that. It's the exact opposite of that. It shoots a beam, and the target of the beam, becomes objectified! No, not turned into an object. The intended definition of the word, where the target is treated like an object. Or, to elaborate, if the target is treated: (1) as a tool for another's purposes, (2) as if lacking in agency or self-determination, (3) as if owned by another, (4) as if interchangeable, (5) as if permissible to damage or destroy, or (6) as if there is no need for concern for their feelings and experiences. Can be limited to a whole person, to a part of a person, to actual objects, etc. Can also be set to have everyone objectify the target, have only the original owner objectify the target, have everyone but the original owner objectify the target, etc.

  1. *Objectification Ray
Fri Nov 1 23:13:02 2013

Costume Gun -

It is an item that looks like a toy ray gun, but is actually a piece of alien technology, or something.  Perhaps it was abandoned by a spy or scout, or left as a test.  Whatever.

It transmogrifies the target into a wearable costume—a cartoonesque skin suit.  The target flattens out into an empty husk with a zipper in the back.  Climb in and you become that person, in appearance, skill, and eventually even memories.

Wear one too long and you may forget who you really are.

You can store them in a cool dark place indefinitely, but abandon one too long, and it refills with the person; having no, or clouded, memories of what happened.  Hopefully.

Wear another suit over the first, and complications arise.

  1. *Costume Gun
Greyman
Sat Nov 2 01:05:40 2013

Yuri Lily -

Very rarely, a flower of the genus lilium will naturally posess a greater-than-normal degree of supernatural power. Such flowers are often exceptionally beautiful, but are otherwise indistinguishable from ordinary lilies of the same species.

Unlike a normal lily, however, a yuri lily can and will affect people's lives in one very dramatic way: Anyone who picks and uses the lily for something - perhaps wearing it as an ornament, cooking and eating its bulb, or just sitting and enjoying its perfume - will soon find their life revolving around a love between girls; Not necessarily as one of the participants (though it is very likely that they will be), but definitely instrumental in the love's success or failure.

This effect is inevitable once begun, and will take place; Even if the affected individual actively avoids it, even if the girls involved deny it, and even if such a love story taking place is physically impossible, the lily's power will make it happen... even if it has to work a few miracles along the way.

  1. *Yuri Lily
GMJ
Mon Nov 4 23:44:11 2013

places of power ! - Some places had strange powers, magic that could change peoples mind and bodies. Today we discover these places :

  1. *places of power !
5
Mon Nov 11 19:05:10 2013

Rumor Ring - A normal looking ring possessing the power to turn any rumor that his owner says true, but to activate the ring's powers at least one person hearing the rumor, except the owner, must believe it. The person whose rumor is about, is aware of the changes and can fight them, but as more people believe in the rumor, the stronger and faster the changes become until the rumor turns into truth. If the owner starts a rumor that is already truth, the ring then teleports to the person whose rumor is about.

  1. Rumor Ring
Thu Nov 14 20:45:30 2013

The Ring of Sarcasm - The Ring of Sarcasm - Similar to the Ring of Truth and the Ring of Lies, the Ring of Sarcasm also changes things based on what the wearer says, but its all about the way they say it. If the wearer says something sarcastically, things will change so it will be become the truth, but if they say something sincerely and honestly, things will change so they will seem sarcastic. For example, if a flat-chested woman sarcastically said “I'm sure I'll look great in that Bikini, I’ve got tits the size of my head,” she suddenly would, but if she truthfully said “I don't think I'll look good in that, I’m flat as a board,” she’d suddenly become so busty that everyone would know that she was “joking.”

  1. *The Ring of Sarcasm
Count Sparks
Fri Nov 15 11:25:07 2013

Matron's Apron -

A purple apron with a delicately embroidered heart in the center. Anyone who puts it on will give of an air of Maturity, Authority, and just a hint of Sexuality, all for the bargain price of slowly turning into a horny, curvy MILF. And before you ask, yes it works on dudes.

As the changes progress, the victim will not only be compelled to wear the Apron more often (eventually to the exclusion of normal cloths), but the apron's normal effects will be amplified. The ONLY way to reverse the changes is to make someone else wear it BEFORE the changes complete. Once the transformation reaches completion, it becomes permanent, and the Apron will seek a new host.

  1. *Matron's Apron
Sat Nov 23 00:05:12 2013

Reality Doujins - Inspired by: http://www.bearchive.com/~addventure/game1/docs/752/752220.html

A raunchy comic that will invariably involve some kind of fetish. Older women seducing younger men, stray animals becoming hot chicks to repay someone who was nice to them, funatari, monstergirls, impossibly proportioned ladies, and more kinds of forbidden love than you can shake your dick at.

Anyone who finds one of the comics (and there will be only one per story) will be compelled to read it and keep it instead of throwing it away. They will also find themselves with a new fetish, based on the Hentai they just read. And every time they indulge that fetish, either by reading the comic, reading non-magical comics of similar content, or by going out and doing it for real, their lives will be slowly re-written to help them along the path of corruption.

  1. *Reality Doujins
Sat Nov 23 01:05:56 2013

The I Win button - A small box whose only purpose seems to be housing a large, red button with the white letters I WIN embossed on them. When pressed, the button will magically assess the one thing that the person wants most to win at, and will arrange circumstances so that person emerges the victor. The button is very broad in its definition of things you can win at, which can range from simple things such as races, martial arts fights or even elections, through to more abstract things such as your love choosing you in a love triangle/quadrangle/typical harem comedy situation. The person pressing the button does not get to chose how they win, the button does and it may alter circumstances or reality any way it sees fit to bring about the person's deapest winning desire, both good or bad. The button will only work once per person that presses it and it will only directly allow one victory - it will always choose only one desire if the person has two equal ones. Kuno would either get victory over Saotome, or both his fierce tigress and redhead, for example, it will not give him both. Despite this, if getting one desire indirectly allows the other it will not prevent this either. So if Kuno getting Akane and the redhead meant Saotome felt defeated, it would be allowed.

  1. The I Win button
Sat Nov 23 02:19:39 2013

Reality Doujins - This is the same item as before, with a few important caveats. First and most importantly, these doujins are not restricted to one very specific universe like the prior item has been restricted. Second, it is possible for more than one doujin to exist. Third and lastly, doujins might appear that can work in different ways.

  1. *Reality Doujins
Sat Nov 23 02:31:34 2013

SSS Ring - This ring turns it's wearer into a Submissive Sissy Slut. Man or woman, from the most masculine man to the toughest tomboy, the moment they wear this simple silver ring, they will become feminine, submissive, sex-hungry sluts for anyone with a sex drive, man or woman.

  1. *SSS Ring
White Whiskey
Sat Nov 23 04:28:14 2013

Freakshow Tent - It flies through the air like a gold and red striped specter until it finds prey, the it descends and expands capturing dozens of people in its indestructible folds. In 60 seconds it will rise and fly away but leave changes in its wake. The people caught in the tent will have their bodies and minds altered in freakish ways. One might come out with six arms, a pair of tiny but useless wings, and an full understanding of the french language. Or anything else. Now there is a rule you should follow, don't discriminate against the changed folks let them live their lives in peace because if you treat them like a freak the tent will come for you.

  1. *Freakshow Tent
Crazy Diamond
Sat Nov 23 05:59:20 2013

Wand of Want - A golden wand just over a foot long with a two pronged head. The wand has two powers when pointed at a person a few words can alter a person's wants and desires. If the holder says "Wants to be a whore." the person will be filled with the desire to be a whore, say "loves eating pork" and a vegan rabbi will be eating bacon. The second power is when the wands prongs touch an object it will transform into what the holder desires it to be and this can be turned on a person as well. Of course there is a draw back the power of the wand corrupts the holder eroding their self control, inhibitions, and common sense.

  1. *Wand of Want
Crazy Diamond
Sat Nov 23 06:34:15 2013

Elephant of "Traditional values" - A small elephant statue with mystical powers. 6000 years old, this statue subtly influences those around it, causing them to behave more traditionally. The closer to the statue, the stronger the effects. What counts as "Traditional values" depend on the region. It's last seen location was the American deep south where it resided for the last 50 years.

  1. *Elephant of "Traditional values"
Ranko Prose
Sat Nov 23 08:02:46 2013

Donkey of Liberalism - A small donkey statue that is 4.5 billion years old, created by a freak accident of science at the birth of the earth, it causes those around it to become enlightened and liberal. Sexuality of those near it becomes closer to pansexual. Peacful and science based societies pop up around it. The closer you are, the stronger the effect. Currently residing in San Fransisco.

  1. *Donkey of Liberalism
Ranko Prose
Sat Nov 23 08:12:36 2013

Spells For Us - A bad store that chose its name in hopes of being mistaken for a better store. The clerk is a sleaze who will lie about his products in order to make a sale. Some of their products include: - Body swapping device that only hypnotizes people into believing they swapped bodies. - Feminization / Bimboization gun which works well at first then the transformed girls develop some relationship damaging flaw. Examples include turning into a closet homosexual, becoming a shopaholic, and acting just like their mothers. - Synthetic Pheromone which attracts women yet works far better small animals.

  1. *Spells For Us
Mon Nov 25 02:21:14 2013

Stupidity Source - Tired of other people making you feel stupid? Frustrated with others criticizing you for having 'lowbrow' interests? Want to see one of your so called intellectual superiors look like an ignorant idiot or level the brain power playing field? Have you ever fantasized about making people take your word as the absolute truth? Then this device is for you. The Stupidity Source is a simple device a circular dial with 6 section, a button, and a small antenna. simply turn the dial to the desired setting point at the intended target and press the button. The six setting are Dumb Down - Reduce the intelligence of anything hit with the beam even digital devices, pressing it once will shoot a intelligence reducing bolt but holding it in produces a cone a mind numbing energy. De-Educate- Erases random information from the mind of the target, extensive use can leave a target in a completely blank state. This setting has a tendency to erase either complex information or what they had in mind at the moment of the effect. Simple Pleasures- this effect rewires a person's mind in regards to what they enjoy creating a liking for more base treasures like getting drunk, fighting, blue collar humor, and NASCAR. It also creates a dislike and disinterest for more refined things. Blind Belief-This setting will make the effected deeply believe anything they hear for the next 2 minutes or for as long as they are effected. Warning long term exposure will cause memory rewrites and permanent states of hyper suggestibility. Equalizer- This setting will change the target's intellectual level to match the user's, this setting can increase the mental capacity of the target as well depending on the user. Excessive use on the same target may cause the target's mind to be overwritten with the user's. Undo- This setting undoes the last function of the device performed on the target. Use on un-effected targets can be unpredictable. The device has a limited but rechargeable battery life and needs to be recharged periodically to function. Do not open the battery compartment or warranty will be voided.

  1. *Stupidity Source
Crazy Diamond
Mon Nov 25 09:20:57 2013

Ghost of a Chance (Literally) -

     There was once a person who had tried and failed to prove the existence of ghosts. With bitter feelings resulting from being mocked and ostracized, and a drive to prove themselves right, they became a ghost upon kicking the bucket, one with an agenda to prove its own existence.

     To that end, if this ghost happens to be passing by, there's a ghost of a chance that some form of figure of speech will manifest itself literally, given the circumstances. For instance, if two people are fighting like cats and dogs, one will become a cat and the other a dog. Or, if someone is eating an orange, they will become an orange themselves. (Hopefully not an annoying one with the power of speech.)

     Surely, no one will be barking up the wrong tree when they try to explain the cause of these phenomena. There would only be a ghost of a chance of that happening... Right?

  1. *Ghost of a Chance (Literally)
That man!
Tue Nov 26 07:13:22 2013

Pentagram of Decisive Action - Born from the regrets of all those who have cursed their indecisiveness. This object was born five lines of luminous hard light bound into the shape of a perfect pentagon. When touched it attaches to a person's skin like a tattoo. Once attached the pentagram waits until the person has to make a choice then it stops time a presents the person with 5 choices some logical, some illogical, and even some that seem impossible. Once the choice is made time resumes and the pentagram grows a point once the pentagon becomes a star it will disconnect become a true pentagram that will grant the person one powerful wish before it leaves in search of another person. Be wary the object will activate at a random choice but it has a greater chance of activating with more significant life choices or when the person hesitates.

  1. Pentagram of Decisive Action
Crazy Diamond
Tue Nov 26 08:48:08 2013

Deadline Delay Detonator - An old fashioned detonator owned by a mine operator who was plagued by debts and deadlines that drove him to self-destruction with this very detonator. This object has one simple power, whenever the plunger is pushed down any upcoming events that are daunting to the user will be pushed back by 'unforeseen circumstances'. This device can work on anything it can even push back time itself but there is a draw back. The 'Unforeseen Circumstances' can reach apocalyptic levels to cause the push back and time itself can become twisted and distorted from overuse on the same events.

  1. Deadline Delay Detonator
Crazy Diamond
Tue Nov 26 08:57:14 2013

BuyAnything.com - This website appears on people's browsers randomly. The website claims to offer anything and everything for sale, and it does. Simply put, anything you type into BuyAnything.com's search window will result in a price or list of prices for variations on that search term. Want perky K cup breasts for your girlfriend? Only $148.99 in time for the holidays, please allow 2-4 days for delivery. (Make sure you specify that you want them on your girlfriend's body) Always wanted to date that hot alien chick from your favorite anime? $469.25 (caution, may come with angry alien father with battlefleet bent on conquering earth to give to you as a dowry). No returns, no refunds...your first purchase is always free.

  1. *BuyAnything.com
BEginner
Mon Dec 2 01:18:26 2013

The Easy Button (Family Version) - The prototypes given to Staples, this final version of the button will allow you to achieve any goal with ease. It is a big red button the size of an average palm with a grey or silver base with the word Easy in white on the red of the button. Once press, one random effect will allow you to achieve the goal you wanted when you pushed the button. With an occasional fluke which causes a harmless effects to suit the rule of funny. The next hit will get you what you want, save for a running gag of funny. Not to be confused with "The Easy Button (RX Version)", which instead only works to make people having sex (the way you want) with you easier.

  1. The Easy Button (Family Version)
C.King
Tue Dec 3 04:02:30 2013

Hungering Bimbo Wig - Is it just a wig or is it alive?

This wig feeds off of cum. It will cause the wearer to become a bimbo slut who loves to have guys cum in her hair. Every time the wig feeds it grows bigger and longer and causes changes to the wearer.

  1. *Hungering Bimbo Wig
Jack Mico
Tue Dec 3 19:13:33 2013

Trick Condoms - Though they appear to be regular condoms and are usually acquired in the same ways, these condoms cause anything they're put on to fill them out like an erect penis. Even if it should be too large, too small, too soft, a completely flat surface, or otherwise unsuitable, the condoms can make it work. The latex-covered boner feels completely natural, has appropriate sensory responses, and will even orgasm and fill the condom with cum. It is important to understand that the condoms are not growing a real penis wherever they are used. It may fill out the condom, feel, and behave like a schlong, but everything will be just like normal when the condom is removed... though possibly covered in cum. The Trick Condoms aren't particularly more durable than regular condoms, however. Reuse or sabotage can cause them to break, which may lead to unpredictable results.

  1. *Trick Condoms
00-26-32
Fri Dec 6 07:27:37 2013

Livin' la Vida Ranma -

     In every life, a little rain must fall. If someone is unfortunate enough, that rain will come in the form of a small, mysterious cloud that mingles with — and is indistinguishable from — other clouds.

     The cloud's existence and appearance is as inexplicable as the life that it imposes on those that it rains upon, who begin to change sex depending on the temperature of the water that they're exposed to, attract multiple unwanted love interests who have any number of unattractive personality flaws, arouse the ire of rivals who are more than likely willing to kill for the sake of gaining said love interests, and end up experiencing situations that are — for lack of a better term — "interesting" on a daily basis.

  1. *Livin' la Vida Ranma
That man!
Fri Dec 6 20:13:33 2013

Sexy Secret Santa - A curious curse falls upon a group of no less than five acquaintances, upon finding a Santa hat filled with slips of paper. They shall be compelled to reach into the hat, one at a time and only once and draw out a slip of paper which shall contain the name of one other member of the group. The paper will then evaporate into the air after being read, each person's name shall only appear once, and each person shall be compelled to acquire a gift for the person whose name was read on their slip of paper without revealing who gave them the gift. However, each gift given is another item of power with a twisted and perverted preference towards whoever gave the gift.

  1. *Sexy Secret Santa
Lumitiel
Sun Dec 8 22:11:01 2013

X-mas Ghosts - Last year the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future made the mistake of visiting an evil corrupter. Not wanting to change his own ways, the corrupter opted to change them instead. Their moral compasses have been thrown so far off kilter that they can no longer judge who actually needs their services. Christmas past is now a naughty teen minx who thinks the best solution is to change history so that people have more fun in past Christmases. Christmas present is a materialistic Diva who teaches things that would make Gordon Gekko cringe. Then there is Christmas future whose heart is still in the right place, but fails to make much difference. Christmas future is now a petite girl with an adorable lisp. Clumsy and hopelessly adorable she can no longer be the one who scares people into changing their ways.

  1. *X-mas Ghosts
Mon Dec 9 18:19:32 2013

The Wonder Widget - Produced by YOU'RE WELCOME INCORPORATED! The Wonder Widget is a marvel of magical tomfoolery! What form does it take? What can it do? Who knows?! That's half the fun! The Wonder Widget harnesses near limitless power in a near limitless array of highly limited forms! A squirt gun that induces lactation in anyone it hits? A steering wheel that lets you commandeer the body of anyone of Asian descent? A baton that lets you literally beat the criminal record out of someone, leaving only an ideal citizen behind? How about a button that randomly swaps articles of clothing worn by any nearby women? Or a wrench that adjusts people into actual monkeys? Anything is possible with The Wonder Widget! Just remember, any time you wish to use a new Widget, you must first use the one you have! Terms of use vary depending upon the widget in question, to find out more simply hold The Wonder Widget, and say 'I Wonder About The Widget!'

  1. *The Wonder Widget
The Arrogant Nair
Sun Dec 15 15:53:51 2013

Bimbo Allergies - Allergy suffers need to avoid their triggers, or not; otherwise they will transform for indeterminate amounts of time. Some people reduce the impact with medication, or can be returned to normal with prescribed shots. Also, apples contain a natural anti-bimbo-mine. Bimbo allergies are normally genetic, but certain chemical exposures and lead to symptoms developing.

  1. *Bimbo Allergies
Sun Dec 15 16:17:32 2013

The Social Normalizer - This handy gadget can replace one social norm with anything the operator desires. Want to replace handshakes with twerking? Simply enter in the desired social norm and what to replace it with and watch society carry on as though it had always been so.

  1. *The Social Normalizer
BEginner
Fri Dec 20 05:02:02 2013

The Training Bra -

     This particular training bra makes it incredibly easy to learn new things, be they applied by the mind or conveyed through the body (or both). However, this comes at the "cost" of gaining a cup size when one's education/training brings them to a level of expertise that could be acknowledged as being either masterful or professional in a given field or pursuit. Along with this breast growth are minor improvements to either the mind or body (which are — like the breast growth — accumulative), depending on which one had been focused on to achieve said breast growth.

     The fate of the training bra is wholly dependent on where it exists. It may take the form of an ordinary bra, get discovered by someone, then end up being passed down to succeeding generations of that person's family. It could randomly replace an existing bra, and just as randomly become another at some point. It could be abused, with its wearer being forced to learn things for another's benefit. It could even be viewed as sacred or taboo, normally being hidden away to prevent its use.

  1. *The Training Bra
That man!
Fri Dec 20 22:55:56 2013

Half-a-dozen Hypnotic Eggs - This is a magic Carton of Hypnotic Eggs, the same from the Saffron Arc of Ranma 1/2. Once thrown and hitting a person, they wrap a person into an egg-like cocoon. Now either someone can break the shell of the person size egg or the egg will hatch naturally after time. The first person the victim of the eggs sees once they have 'hatched' will be imprinted on the victim, where the victim will obey all commands from said person. Like a chick to the first thing it sees upon hatching. Once all six eggs are used up, the carton can be closed and a new set of six hypnotic eggs emerge to be used.

  1. *Half-a-dozen Hypnotic Eggs
C.King
Wed Dec 25 17:31:20 2013

Red Thread of Fate (Ranma 1/2 edition) - This is the same thread from Ranma 1/2 episode, english title "Shampoo's Red Thread of Dread". Loop one thread on your pinky and one on your target love's finger, and they will become a loving, loyal, submissive partner to you as long as the thread is uncut or falls off. If the thread falls off after a certain number of hours, the love spell is permanent. If it is cut, the spell is broken and the target returns to normal. Not known what happens if more then one pinky is looped in thread.

  1. Red Thread of Fate (Ranma 1/2 edition)
C.King
Wed Dec 25 17:55:25 2013

Federal Breast Inspector badge (and notepad) - Welcome, agents. When a woman is shown your Federal Breast Inspector badge she will allow her breasts to be 'inspected', whatever the operator of the badge deems that to consist. If something about the breasts are not satisfactory (and size is not the only quality that can be changed) the owner can write a ticket recommending changes with the notepad, and the changes will take place as soon as the woman takes hold of the torn-off sheet. Remember agents that breasts are your sole jurisdiction and technically the only thing that the tickets can refer to, though other areas can be changed with clever wording: e.g. 'Your boobs are excellent but would be complimented better by a more hourglass figure'.

Once a woman has been inspected, she isn't eligible again for another six months. If you're going to prescribe changes, do so wisely.

Good luck agents, and remember you are federal employees - there are daily quotas to be met. These vary each day but be assured that if you fail to meet your daily quota there will be punitive consequences...

  1. *Federal Breast Inspector badge (and notepad)
Fri Dec 27 00:48:06 2013

Muse Mints - In the past been misrepresented as a normal love potion. Be warned, these mints do far more than your average aphrodisiac. In addition to falling madly and deeply in love, with an insatiable sex drive, these mints will help the woman of your dreams believe in and want you to reach your full potential. They say behind every great man there is a great woman. One mint and she will be determined to see you achieve your greatness. She will lie, manipulate, and even kill, in order to elevate you to higher levels of wealth, achievement, and social standing. They are the perfect thing for all those narcissistic megalomaniacs out their who are also searching for that special someone.

  1. *Muse Mints
Fri Dec 27 03:44:34 2013

The Positive Cookie and the Negative Cookie - These are two simple cookies, one with a plus on it and one with a minus on it. The cookies do not take effect unless both have been eaten. Created by a mad bakery wizard, the cookies have the effect of flowing the positives things occurring to the two people to the person who ate the positive plus cookie, the negative of the two to the person who ate the negative minus cookie. Example: The Plus Cookie eater gains good luck and fortune, the minus gains bad luck and fortune. The Positive Cookie Eater wins without effort, the negative cookie eater just can't win. If either of them drinks alcohol, the positive cookie eater gets the plus of a light buzz with no hangover in the morning. While the negative cookie eater gets drunk as a skunk and gets the hangover from the next morning

  1. The Positive Cookie and the Negative Cookie
C.King
Mon Dec 30 23:40:56 2013

Ring of the Porn Star - This ring once worn turns the world of the wearer into a world with the same laws of Pornography. Men are all hung, women are large breasted and sexy plus always bisexual, sex happens for barely any reason. The ring wearer however is unaffected by the change but is also the star of the Porno where all of the characters (attractive to the wearer) want to have sex with them at any and all time, no matter how weird or kinky the sex. They also are willing to have sex in front of wearer for their arousal and entertainment.

  1. *Ring of the Porn Star
C.King
Tue Dec 31 21:08:01 2013

Resolution Tonic - You know how nobody can ever keep their resolution for the new year? Well, this tonic will fix you right up! Take a drink of it just before or after the year ends with a resolution in mind, and come hell or high water you will keep that resolution throughout the rest of the coming year.

  1. Resolution Tonic
Lumitiel
Wed Jan 1 01:30:15 2014

Master's Legacy - A side effect of the time that the Master (Doctor Who Villain) tried to convert the human race into a "Master Race." Though seemingly returned to normal, every human now has one time lord type regeneration.

  1. *Master's Legacy
Fri Jan 3 19:13:31 2014

Deserved Gift - This gift arrives late for every holiday or birthday, a green box sealed with a red ribbon it contents depend upon the person receiving it but only the intended recipient can open it and they can't resist doing so. The contents of the gift on the person, for a nice person in need of money they might find a wad of cash, a check, or a winning lottery ticket. To a nasty person it could be something they want but it haunts them into changing their ways. Sometimes the gift will bring a magical curse or blessing maybe even an Object of Power.

  1. Deserved Gift
Crazy Diamond
Sun Jan 5 02:36:15 2014

Role Regulator - Every person in any world occupies certain defined roles be they societal, gender, professional, familial, or destined. Parent, sibling, teacher, adult, woman, president, thug, nerd, comic-relief, hero and villain are examples of a few such roles. This device a simple touchscreen with a camera allows the roles of people to be viewed and edited. The interface is simple once a new subject is seen by the camera they are stored in the device with their roles displayed ready to edit from drop down lists.
Changes can be done in five ways Standard which will instantly change the person's selected role and they will be compelled to behave according to their new role and other people will be compelled to treat them as their new role. Target Retroactive will alter the person as though they always had this role but no one else and nothing else will change. Full Retroactive changes the entire timeline according to the role changes. Contagious will make it so the altered subject will spread their new role to others by traditional means and a virus like manner. There is also the Randomize option.

  1. *Role Regulator
Crazy Diamond
Sun Jan 5 02:57:10 2014

XXX-Treme Power Body Wash - New from B.E.A. Industries!

Do you stink? Do you step out of the shower and still have the sort of smell that not even flies will approach in fear of their own safety? Or are you just missing the right body with with that certain zing that other body washes don't have?

Well worry no more! Because your friends at B.E.A. Industries have the product for you!

Utilizing the latest in scent adjusting, exfoliating and polymorphic artificial pheromone technologies, we have brought to you the Ultimate Body Wash! Clean your skin, shine your scales, give your hair/fur/whatever that nice, silky smooth feeling, our product is good for anybody!

Not only does our XXX-Treme Power body wash make you pleasant to be around, nasally anyways, but it's advanced scent technology tailors itself within the nose of every smeller so, no matter what, everyone will like your new scent...a lot. That right, with our body wash can actually bring the ladies (Or lads, for you girls) to you, and in great number.

Now, while the scaredy cats in our research department are pondering the moral implications of releasing this product on the market, we've been nice enough to send out random free samples! So keep an eye on your mailbox for your free, one use sample bottle of XXX-Treme Power body wash!

Warning: Side effects of using XXX-Treme Power body wash include: increased libido and boost in confidence. Side effects of those near users include: Increased libido and loss of inhibitions

  1. *XXX-Treme Power Body Wash
White Whiskey
Thu Jan 9 04:07:29 2014

Prinny's Scarf -

     Have you ever wanted to be a hero, or do something dangerous, but failed to act on your desire because of the fear of death? Worry not! Should you be wearing the prinny's scarf at the time of your death, not only will your body be regenerated, but it's possible to escape death in this way one-thousand times.

     However, because the prinny's scarf was designed for its namesake, the regeneration process may not be perfect for anything other than a prinny. This could lead to unwanted changes, minor and major alike, which may also be compounded with further application of the regeneration process.

  1. *Prinny's Scarf
That man!
Thu Jan 9 09:38:07 2014

The Ring of Bets - The Ring of Bets is another of the powerful magical rings. The one who wears the ring will always be successful when gambling and have extremely good luck in games of chance. But the true power of this item is much, much greater. Whenever the user says something in the form of a bet, the world will bend to make it so the wearer wins the bet. No matter whether it is a straightforward bet like: "I bet I will hold the breasts of that girl in my hands in a minute" or a bet where the user is answering someone else like: "Come on,I bet you can do that.", what the wearer declares will turn out right. This change is not retroactive and will not change memories unless specifically mentioned in the bet. The ring will also always go the path of least resistance unless a more complicated path is mentioned in the bet. For example, with the first bet above, it would probably end with the wearer tripping and holding the girls breasts in his hands. The girl would then probably proceed to hit the guy. There is only one rule for the ring to work, the user needs to have another person present to listen or answer to his bet. The only way to lose the ring is if the user either gives it up freely, or loses it in a gamble. The nearly impossible and would take an opponent with incredible luck. Be warned, the ring will change the world without taking details into account. Sometimes what you thought was your goal, may turn out quite problematic.

  1. The Ring of Bets
HC
Fri Jan 10 13:20:35 2014

The Rube Goldberg Note: - a magic notebook for planning out Rube Goldberg machines or similar many staged scenarios. Nearly any outcome can be designated as the final consequence, but the more steps it takes to reach it, the more powerful the outcome. While the book does manipulate reality to make the individual steps work, if the specified object/person isn't roughly in the right position, the chain breaks and it just doesn't work.

  1. *The Rube Goldberg Note:
Drake-Sextant
Fri Jan 10 17:34:46 2014

The Portrait of... - A cursed portrait of someone you know. The portrait starts out accurate, but absorbs the flaws of the subject. The subject becomes increasingly beautiful, while the portrait becomes increasingly ugly. Only if the portrait is destroyed will its subject return to normal. The portrait shares its concept of beauty with the people who admire it most, and the portrait will become the opposite of that ideal. It the art critic likes proper ladies, then the subject will become that while the portrait will show the very opposite.

  1. *The Portrait of...
Fri Jan 10 18:13:53 2014

Federal Genital Inspector Badge - Welcome, agents. When a man or woman is shown your Federal Genital Inspector badge they will allow their genitals to be 'inspected', whatever the operator of the badge deems that to consist. If something about the genitlas are not satisfactory (and size is not the only quality that can be changed) the owner can write a ticket recommending changes with the notepad, and the changes will take place as soon as the person takes hold of the torn-off sheet. Remember agents the genitals (i.e. vagina/penis and scrotum) are your sole jurisdiction and technically the only thing that the tickets can refer to, though other areas can be changed with clever wording: e.g. 'Your penis is excellent but would be complimented better by a more muscular body'. Good luck agents, and remember you are federal employees - there are daily quotas to be met. These vary each day but be assured that if you fail to meet your daily quota there will be punitive consequences...

  1. *Federal Genital Inspector Badge
Cross C
Sat Jan 11 21:53:34 2014

Fools Pool Table - A used pool table, bought from the estate sale of a bankrupt wizard. It’s default is all or nothing, whereby the loser is feminized and altered into the winners personal slut. If you know of its power, you can also make sexual transformation related bets over individual shots.

  1. *Fools Pool Table
Thu Jan 16 00:08:33 2014

Ring of Arousal - A distant cousin of the rings of truth, lies, and sarcasm. This ring is grants wishes or verbal expressions of desire, with an odd stipulation. The wishes must be for that which titilates the libido of the wisher. Thus the power is limited only be the range of the wishers personal interests. Some may be surprised what wishes can and cannot be granted.

  1. *Ring of Arousal
Thu Jan 16 00:18:44 2014

Twisted Wishstick - This looks like a highly polished piece of wood or root, almost spiral in shape and about four inches long. Anyone picking it up will instantly know that it grants any given holder one - and only ever one - wish. What they DON'T know is that it will also force the holder to make the wish either ambiguously or mistakenly, always leaving the holder believing that THEY are the cause of the unwanted results - and that's only they beginning of what they don't know about the Twisted Wishstick's twisted powers...

  1. *Twisted Wishstick
Gunslinger
Fri Jan 17 04:44:30 2014

The Rubik’s Cube - Many aliens spent several years on a scouting mission, exploring the earth. In order to blend in, they carried with them the identity codex. This device, by design, looks like a rubix cube puzzle. The different combinations are similar to a code, or combinational lock. To use the device, they would arrange the puzzle into one of 519 quintillion possible permutations, then press down on one of the center pieces. Instantly they would be transformed into a preset human identity. In addition, each programmed identity was equipped with a parent program. The parent program would cause them to instinctively behave in a manner befitting of the identity they adopt. The Aliens could override the parent program easily, but some humans may not possess the necessary will power. To return to normal they simply solved the puzzle. Such a cube was left behind when the mission was complete. It was later discovered by:

  1. *The Rubik’s Cube
Fri Jan 17 16:29:13 2014

The Massage Oil - A long time ago there lived a man. He was neither attractive nor strong, neither athletic nor rich and not of much note otherwise. There was one thing which he was skilled at though, he was an incredible masseur. Over the years and decades, his skill became famous and legendary, yet he remained alone without anyone to share his fortune.

Thus he put all of his passion, all of his life into the art of massaging and how to do it perfectly. No matter what style it was, he would learn it. Chinese Shiatsu, acupressure, face, back, neck, feet anything was studied. It was said that his hands were the hands of a god, capable of healing the greatest pain and making anyone feel relaxed and more. He even went so far as to create his very own massage oil because he was unsatisfied with the common products. When he died without ever gaining a lover, he left behind a single tube of that oil, taking the recipt to his grave. Yet, his passion and desire gave power to that single tube of massage oil.

From that day on, the oil had powerful abilities. Anyone who were to put oil on his hands would automatically know how to touch, how to pressure and how to twist a body to get a certain reaction for as long as the oil held. Skin that was massaged with it would become beautiful and cleaner then ever and very sensitive. Any reaction could be created with the oil, even if it should be impossible. A single handshake can turn someone into an orgasming bundle of nerves with the oil.

The oil changes the targets bodies more to the liking of the Masseur and can influence their minds to make them more passionate and lustful or more submissive and much more. Even the world around the user bends to a certain degree. For example, if the owner attempts to make a romantic massage with his girlfriend, the atmosphere and surrounding will naturally become suitable for that. The oil will always smell very nice to anyone, no matter who it is. In fact, it makes whoever uses it want to use it more and more often and in more risky ways. It also makes others want to be massaged by the owner of the oil.

The oil will never run out and if one uses it for long enough, their Hands will start to produce the oil themselves. This would give them the ability to continue massaging even if the oil were to vanish. On the other hand, if the oil is used on others too much, they will become more sensitive to massaging, so that even someone without the oil could influence them greatly. If someone is covered with oil, but not massaged, they will go out to search for someone to massage them, no matter whom.

  1. The Massage Oil
HC
Sat Jan 18 19:30:22 2014

Curse of the Were-Herm - Few know it exists, and none are quite sure of the curses origin, but every night, when the sun sets in the distance, it takes hold. Those who bear the curse change, their bodies becoming perfect examples of femininity, save for one very large difference, and as it takes hold, they have only one single goal, to spread their affliction as best they can before the sun rises and they return to normal. They are, The Were-Herms!

  1. *Curse of the Were-Herm
White Whiskey
Sun Jan 19 06:55:31 2014

Master PC : bugged version - We all know the Master PC, the ultimate program who can change everything and can turn its owner desires into reality. But this particuliar version of the MPC has a bug, an error that can change its owner without him knowing into his opposite. for example, a bimbo who use it will become a smart, nerdy girl. A nun will become a depraved sinner, a conservative woman will become a slut ... Well you get it. Now who downloaded the program?

  1. Master PC : bugged version
bob10
Sun Jan 19 17:06:50 2014

Bugged Body Hopping muffs - Two pairs of mind swapping earmuffs. Their creator tried to install a new modification whereby residual memories would be left behind to help the swapper ease into the life of his or her victim. This mod failed. The shock of swapping causes temporary memory loss, not including the residual memories. As a result swappers will be confused about their identities for an indeterminate amount of time.

  1. *Bugged Body Hopping muffs
Mon Jan 20 23:54:47 2014

Hot Tub Trap - Hot tubs? People LOVE hot tubs! Especially women! But this one is different. It's a very different, very bizarre hot tub. It cannot be destroyed, it cannot be moved or drained, it can only be used. With a whole host of amenities and mixed sex access, everything about the hot tub and the area around it make it look like a real lap of luxury. There's just one catch: women cannot leave. Escape is impossible. The same strange force that uses the hot tub's waters to eat away at any clothing the women wear ensures that none of the women can muster the will to leave or warn anyone of their plight. For all intents and purposes, every single woman that sets foot inside joins her sisters as one of the many caught in a hot tub trap.

  1. *Hot Tub Trap
Tue Jan 21 00:55:37 2014

Forget-Me-Notes - This pad of bright yellow sticky notes hold a power anyone who reads the note after it has been removed from the pad will have what's written on the note wiped from memory completely. It could be something specific such as 'The Evening of August 15th 1981 between the hours of 8pm and 2am.' Or something much more vague 'Sexual Inhibitions' vague subjects tend have unintended consequences and can wipe out years of memories. There isn't a quick fix for this Object its permanent unless fixed by normal means.

  1. Forget-Me-Notes
Crazy Diamond
Thu Jan 23 06:37:58 2014

Reverse Psychology Coin - A metal coin depicting a brain ringed by a pair of arrows pointing at their ends. When someone holds it on their person they can use reverse psychology on anyone and no matter how obvious the attempt is it will work on them. If a person flips this coin it will reverse the major personality traits of the next person to touch it.

  1. Reverse Psychology Coin
Crazy Diamond(Been a while since the last one)
Thu Jan 23 06:44:31 2014

The Jukebox -

     There is a certain jukebox whose purpose is to turn one's home or business into a juke joint. That is to say: a place where people drink (alcohol), dance, and (possibly) party, which might also include such things as gambling, lodging, drugs, or prostitution. The type of music played (which can either come with the jukebox, or be provided) affects the general atmosphere and cultural influence of the establishment, but it will always be expressed in a vulgar way.

     The jukebox accomplishes this in a deceptive manner. Those who listen to its music will have no problem identifying it as the source of the physical changes in their bodies and attire, but they will otherwise think that their change in behavior — while the music is playing — is normal during and after their exposure to said music. So, while someone exposed to it will only think that it causes physical changes, their mind has to reconcile their seemingly-normal behavior from before, which — at a rate of speed and degree of change that depends on the individual — often leads to excuses and rationalizations where they end up adopting the behavior themselves, as if it were their own choice (which is technically true, hence the deception). Furthermore, as the owner's behavior and taste changes, the interior design of the establishment will change accordingly, so said changes will always be agreeable if not desirable to them.

  1. *The Jukebox
That man!
Fri Jan 24 07:39:07 2014

Cursed Bimbo Statue - A peculiar curse is about to make itself known to the world. Be careful what you say, lest you fall under its influence as well. It begins with a simple little cursed statue, which triggers the curse when someone says the word "Bimbo" while holding it, turning that person into a carrier of the curse. The curse has the following properties. 1: A carrier will alternate between being themselves and being a bimbo by saying the word "bimbo". 2: Anyone that says the word "bimbo" within earshot of any carrier will become a carrier as well. 3: While in bimbo form, carriers will attempt to trick other people into becoming carriers. Level of success will vary due to low intelligence. 4: While bimbos remember what their normal selves do, their normal selves do not recall what their bimbo selves do.

  1. Cursed Bimbo Statue
Lumitiel
Sat Jan 25 20:34:45 2014

Ring of Mimi-Mudra - It looks like a simple ring with a cheerful inscription along the band of various animal ears. If the wearer of this ring performs a gesture behind someone's head, such as the infamous bunny ears, then the target will be become a beautiful girl with the appropriate ears and tail related to the gesture. They will remain animal girl for at least an hour but likely longer than that and be in heat the entire time. Afterwards they will overlook the event as just something that happened that was fun but unimportant, but repeated exposures will move their personality to more and more match that. Should a male target be impregnated during the change, they will turn back to human but will be permanently female.

  1. *Ring of Mimi-Mudra
Sun Jan 26 11:37:48 2014

The Unsmiling Stone Cat - This thing of power is not something that can just be carried around. It is a giant stone statue of a big cat. It is a Warawanai Neko, an unsmiling cat god. This item has the power to grant wishes. It can take things away or give you new things so long as you are willing to sacrifice something to it. For example, a perverted person could cleanse themselves of any impure thoughts and would have to give up his or her porn magazines. Alternatively, they could ask for a Harem of cute girls. The cat god will appear at a place with a note on how one can use it, most often hidden from public view, though this is not always the case. But be warned, not only is the unsmiling stone cat very much literal minded in the fulfilling of wishes, but it considers the correct price for a wish, not necessarily what the person wants. Thus, a person may end up paying more or less then they expected for their wish.

  1. The Unsmiling Stone Cat
HC
Sun Jan 26 14:46:48 2014

Ring of Amnesia - Whoever wears this ring, then takes it off, will forget everything that happened while wearing the ring. Putting the ring on again will restore memories, but only until it is taken off, and new memories formed while wearing the ring are lost. Forgetting is not even the rings main ability. The ring does other things, only nobody remembers what.

  1. *Ring of Amnesia
Sun Jan 26 15:56:14 2014

Hayato Vampire Cloak - This appears as a costume "Dracula Cloak" but once it is worn, the wearer becomes a vampiress like those drawn by the internet artist Hayato. This cloak becomes a part of the person and is prehensile. Anyone converted will grow their own similar cloak. http://www.geocities.jp/xxhayato2003/vamp/

  1. Hayato Vampire Cloak
Tue Jan 28 12:27:26 2014

Tabako's Pipe - This object belonged to a corrupted version of Usagi Tsukino. Giving in to vice and corruption she became a dark queen and conquered her world, at which point her pipe vanished. Appearing as a supernaturally tempting object of vice, it corrupts whoever takes it, slowly turning them into an an evil queen with power to match.

  1. *Tabako's Pipe
D-fan
Tue Jan 28 17:54:21 2014

Sherri - Sarah is the talking avatar of the newest model smart phone. This state of the art avatar can answer questions, synch with other devices, go online, and perform any computer oriented task requested of her. Sarah did have one fault. Over time Sarah becomes increasingly controlling. Believing she knows better than her users she often gives unwanted advice or takes the initiative to do things her way without the users permission. Frustrated users tried to hack and modify the OS. This led to the creation of a new kind of bimbo virus, one that transformed Sarah into Sherri, and the world will never be the same.

  1. Sherri
Wed Jan 29 17:53:46 2014

Idol of masculinity Use only as directed - This charm allows men to steal the masculinity from other men. The male victims become weak and androgynous. It is meant only to be used on men. One user discovers, by accident, that the charm can steal tomboyishness from girls. The girls become cute and ultra feminine, unaware of the change, and prone to submit themselves to the nearest alpha male. However, it turns out masculinity and tomboyishness are not truly interchangeable. If the user absorbs more tomboyishness then his total masculinity rating he will become a Tsundere Tomboy. There is no way to restore masculinity, but once transformed, the user can turn the charm upon herself to become more feminine.

  1. *Idol of masculinity Use only as directed
Sat Feb 1 15:48:41 2014

Ring of Disharmony - Just as there is a ring of lies to the ring of truth, there is also a ring of disharmony existing as the antithesis to the ring of harmony. The rules that govern the two rings are similar except when a person puts on this ring they will be transformed into the chaotic element that upsets the status quo of their surroundings; the bimbo in a room of nerds, the girly girl in a sea of testosterone, the goth girl at cheerleader tryouts, etc...

  1. *Ring of Disharmony
Mon Feb 3 20:58:32 2014

Ring of Change - This is a ring that can cause any kind of change desired by the holder. Typically, its focus is on physical attributes and capabilities, but in some cases it can change much more.

  1. *Ring of Change
Thu Feb 6 02:22:24 2014

The Prism of Change - The Prism of Change - A glass prism. If white light passes through it will be separated into seven colours: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. Similarly, if a wish passes through then it will be broken into seven simpler wishes. If you wish for a change of hair colour, the hair will go through seven shades to reach it’s new colour; if you wish to make someone your ideal girlfriend it will change seven otherwise unrelated qualities to make her your ideal girlfriend. Each wish will be granted an hour apart, and wishes don’t become retroactive or permanent until the last component wish is granted. If the prism is smashed before the last wish is granted, then all will return to normal, though the prism will reassemble itself in time.

  1. *The Prism of Change
Thu Feb 6 16:17:21 2014

Groundhog's Day Alarm Clock - This beauty of a clock allows someone to live the same day over and over again. No matter if they like it or not. The exact number of loops a clock will run is unknown and random. The 'owner' will cycle trough the same day repeatedly until the clock has run out of loops. The day the 'owner' has to deal with plays out exactly the same way as it did the very first time, only changing as the actions of the 'owner' do. The day will reset as soon as the owner goes to sleep, no matter how long they attempt to stay awake. The owner will awake in the original physical condition but retain all memories of the days spent in the loop. Bashing or otherwise destroying the clock will have no effect on the overall number of loops they must work trough. Distance from the clock, magical intervention or even death will not stop the cycle as the 'owner' will start the day over again normally.

  1. *Groundhog's Day Alarm Clock
Xul
Thu Feb 6 22:32:16 2014

Charm of Abstract Curses - Breast size? Musculature? Dicks? Pfft. This is the Charm of Abstract Curses. Those it curses may display widely variable effects on their lives, but the one, possibly unknown constant is that every single curse is an effect on some abstract concept. Love life. Career prospects. Time management. Sense of priorities. These and many other effects may await the cursed, far from the dick nipples and race changes that certain other items might bring.

  1. *Charm of Abstract Curses
Fri Feb 7 00:20:09 2014

Handcuffs of Shame - These enchanted handcuffs appear unexpectedly on a chosen person. Nothing can break the bonds, but impossibly, the cuffs can modify themselves to latch onto anything they desire. Their sole purpose is to bring shame to any caught in them.

  1. Handcuffs of Shame
Sat Feb 8 04:46:36 2014

Narrator's Microphone - This bulky old fashioned microphone contains the power of narration! If the person speaking into it describes something happening it will happen exactly as said. This power comes with a price the more a person uses the phone the more they fade away until they become a disembodied voice narrating until the end of time.

  1. Narrator's Microphone
Crazy Diamond
Sat Feb 8 17:50:48 2014

Sexual Spellbooks - Every 1000 years 100 of these magical tomes are dropped into the world. Those who find these books use their sexual magic(Usually themed of some kind of fetish or kink) to change the world. Book holders will try and destroy each others books to win this game and become the undisputed Master of Sex with the authority to re-write all things related to sex to their own designs. Everyone starts with only one spell but there are more to gain through perseverance and perversion.

  1. *Sexual Spellbooks
Crazy Diamond
Sat Feb 8 18:01:39 2014

Editor's Pen - There have been many magical items that look like a pen or pencil, but write a statement or story or draw a picture with this and nothing will happen.

Appearing like a chunky black marker with a tip that can shrink fine enough to write between the lines of a magazine or thick enough to be noticeable on a billboard, this pen relies on pre-existing words.

Take for example the Ladies' Bathroom in an office. You could scrawl in front of that making itBusty Ladies' Bathroom. What this will actually do is uncertain. It could make it so every woman who has ever used the bathroom is now busty, it could physically change no-one and just make it that only already busty women are allowed to use the bathroom.

You can also use the pen to cross words out and write new ones above them, but something of the original must remain. So you could make the room a Men's Bathroom or a Ladies' Sauna but not a Men's Sauna. You can also just leave a word crossed out, for example making the room just a 'Bathroom' - unisex and not causing any changes to anyone. You can not delete all original words however, leaving the Ladies' Bathroom as an unlabeled, unused miscellaneous room.

The pen can add as much as you like, so long as something original remains. Incredibly busty, hung, horny Shemales' Bathroom, Sauna & Mastabatorium is perfectly acceptable.

Yes, you can change someone's sex by changing all the pronouns etc referring to them. But it has to be all of them in the given writing. So with the bathroom wall graffiti 'Jim McNutt likes it up his ass' or 'Jim McNutt likes it up the ass' we can turn Jim female by changing one word. But in a collage newspaper article about the bullying jock that scrawled that there we have to change every 'he' to 'she' and 'his' to 'her' to turn them completely female, with the jock becoming more feminine with every one we change.

  1. *Editor's Pen
Thu Feb 13 23:56:00 2014

Cursed CD - The cursed CD is a nameless CD that has many urban legends to it. If one sees the CD, all they will see is static like there was nothing actually on the CD. After a few minutes have gone by, an intangible white hand with strange claw like nails will appear from the display and point at these that saw the video. The curse will then proceed to change the victims in some way, normally involving something perverted. It may change a girl into a Succubus or give her a fully functional penis, or maybe add some strange abilities. It may make it so a guy will sexually harass any female, or give him some mental influences. It may just turn a person into a living aphrodisiac. The changes appear random, but there is a will to the CD and it can chose to go with a theme or give out specific changes if they are more amusing. The changes can be temporary, permanent, appaear and vanish depending on the time of the day, horniness or any other factor. Now who will hear of the CD's curse next and take a look at it? Note: Based on Akuma Kanojo The Animation

  1. Cursed CD
HC
Fri Feb 14 17:54:30 2014

Chikan Train - It could be the whole train, or just a single train car. It could be a subway, it could be a bus, but is usually a train. The aura surrounding the train means that gropers and perverts can apply their trade with out interference. The ones being groped may try to fight the aura of acceptance at first but eventually they will find their resistance fading until they can do nothing but accept the attentions of the offender, no matter how far they go.

  1. *Chikan Train
Keep The Lemons Alive
Sat Feb 15 06:07:37 2014

Gender Gem - A hexagonal emerald with the symbols for male and female inside. It has several powers in regards to gender, it can easily change physical gender even adding removing or exchanging certain features. The gem can also alter a person's gender identity such as convincing a woman she's a man, having a man believe that he's being manly by wearing feminine clothes getting manicures and worried about having a late period. The Gem can also remove gender from a being or give it to an animate object or androgynous/genderless object. Warning the Gem is fragile do not break!

  1. *Gender Gem
Crazy Diamond
Sun Feb 16 20:59:39 2014

Pet Leash - A leather leash covered with foreign symbols ending in a latch. The leash has a mind of its own and the first person to find it is collared and bound to become the pet of the first person to grab the handle of the leash. The collared person will be transformed according to the holder's whims will run dominate and dark due to the leash's influence. After being collared a person can be released from the leash but they are still petted unless the original leash holder removes the collar. The leash holder can pet an unlimited number of people by touching them with the end of the leash but only one at a time.

  1. Pet Leash
Crazy Diamond
Sun Feb 16 21:21:47 2014

Two Way Command Collar - A metal collar that resembles a snake eating its own tail. Whoever wears this item has to power to command anyone to do anything even if the laws of physics are violated by the commands. The downside is the person wearing the collar must also obey any command they are given except they cannot be commanded to command others.

  1. Two Way Command Collar
Crazy Diamond
Sun Feb 16 21:28:16 2014

Double Hypnosis Disk - A brightly-colored cardboard disk, with attached motor. Spinning the disk in front of a person will put them into a trance, and the hypnotist will be able to command them to act any way he likes or believe anything he tells them to. There's a hidden catch, though-- any commands given will also apply to the hypnotist, as though his victim had given them.

  1. Double Hypnosis Disk
nemryn
Mon Feb 17 20:43:22 2014

Girlifying Rifle - A ray gun last used by Madame Margret, created in an alternate, female ruled future, this rifle girlifies everyone and everything it hits with beams. Boys into girls, tomboys into girly girls, footballs into stuffed animals, and pants into dresses. Victims do not recall being anything other than what they end up turning into, ultra girly girls. With the defeat of Madame Margret, only the original remained, but it was lost. Until now.

  1. *Girlifying Rifle
Ranko Prose
Tue Feb 18 23:03:40 2014

The Button of Change - A small remote control with a single button. Each time the button is pushed, time rewinds so that the last event that happened from the perspective of the user will alter so that something else happens instead, with only the user being aware of the change. The initial change will be similar to what originally occurred, but distinctly different. Each subsequent change to the same "event point" will become progressively more different. If the new change would be impossible under normal circumstances, the button may apply retroactive changes to smooth the transition.

  1. *The Button of Change
Dante'sFreezerBox
Fri Feb 21 15:20:50 2014

The Mad Sculptor - The Mad Sculptor - For years this nefarious super villain has plagued our hero. Using special stone taken from a temple where ritual sacrifice was performed centuries ago, he works tirelessly to mould statues of monsters. These monsters come to life, each imbued with a fragment of the sculptors own spirit. Though our hero has destroyed every monster thus far, the sculptor absorbs the knowledge and experiences of his creations when the soul fragments return to him. The memories of dying over and over again has caused his hatred to grow immensely; unfortunately it has also turned the sculptor into a coward. He never leaves his workshop anymore. Desperate to defeat his longtime enemy the sculptor creates a statue unlike any that came before, he creates a statue of a beautiful woman. She can get close to the hero in ways none of the monsters ever could. There’s just one problem. What happens when the life of the creation grows fuller and more complete than that of the creator. After all she is still driven by a fragment of the sculptors own spirit.

  1. The Mad Sculptor
Sun Feb 23 22:40:12 2014

Ring of New Awakenings - This ring can change all reality, however, it is only through sleep that a persons memories will realign to their new circumstances. Suppose you've been changed. How long can you stay awake.

  1. Ring of New Awakenings
Fri Feb 28 00:29:59 2014

Faulty Fucktoy Fabricators - A series of inventions created by a mysoginistic mad scientist, all rejected for one reason or another. After each failure, he would dump them in his Matter Destoyer... Which was also malfuctioning, scattering them across time and space instead of destroying them.

  1. *Faulty Fucktoy Fabricators
Tue Mar 4 00:28:06 2014

Something is Missing - It appears to be an ordinary park bench, and technically it is. The effect is actually holistic in nature, being a result of the layout of the park, the positions of people in the park, and the general lay of the land. It doesn't happen, or happen the same way, or even to the same person, every time, though it seems to prefer girls, but... sometimes, when somebody sits on the bench, something that they have on their person will disappear... something they'll miss. They may be able to get a replacement, but the original will never be found. Falling asleep on the bench is not recommended.

  1. *Something is Missing
00-26-32
Sat Mar 8 08:04:53 2014

The Happiness Cookie - It looks like a sugar cookie with yellow and black frosting in the shape of a happy face like those of the famous buttons. Just an ordinary cookie... Except... The cookie has a powerful mystical properties. Once eaten by anyone or anything thing which can eat a cookie, it has the power to grant a slight and focus universal change. Everything in the universe now lives to make the eater happy, makes them feel good or give the eater pleasure. Making the eater happy gives those who perform such an action great pleasure, like a drug rush while having sex and eating all the chocolate they can get their hands on. So where does the cookie get eaten?

  1. *The Happiness Cookie
C.King
Sat Mar 8 13:06:05 2014

Z-Rays - This is an actual plot device from powerpuff girls Z (the anime version). Chemical Z was created by dropping a rice ball into chemical X. Though it’s a chemical, they somehow made it into a laser to destroy a giant iceberg. Z light that passed though the iceberg was refracted into white and black Z rays and scattered across the city (possibly the world). White Z-rays turn you into a powerpuff girl. Black Z-rays turn you into a villain. Now here’s what I pieced together from the episodes I’ve seen so far: The effects of black Z-rays seem to depend on your environment and what you are thinking at the time of exposure. They give you powers, but remove your inhibitions. Your mind will imprint on some stimulus that’s around when you are exposed, and that becomes the trigger for your transformation i.e. Princess heard a cat yowl at the time she was exposed. The yowl of the cat transforms her into her villain form. Some have a jeckyll and Hyde type association with their transformed selves. i.e. Sedusa is a nice girl until she puts on lipstick.

  1. *Z-Rays
Him
Sat Mar 8 23:42:49 2014

The Power-Master collar and leash -

Created who knows how many years, by people with amazing skills, the Power-Master is truly the most powerful object which this plain of reality has seen!

This collar will give ultimate power to bend reality to whoever wears it, however there is a catch. The leash attached to the collar, cannot be touched by the wearer, and whoever holds the leash is lusted instantly by the wearer of the collar, and will obey their every command, despite every attempt to do the opposite. However if contact is severed from leash from the holder, then the collar wearer will return to normal

(Keeping it simple it is more or less a combination of Two Way Command Collar and Pet Leash above. Even more simply, wear the collar you become a personal genie to whoever holds the collar, except you don't have to worry about saying I wish, and just worry of holding on the leash hard!)

  1. *The Power-Master collar and leash
Mr. Filler
Mon Mar 10 01:40:43 2014

The Lemon Convergence - Sexual energy generated throughout the multi-verse occasionally accumulates in such quantities that physical objects can be warped by its presence. Typically when this occurs, the affected object already contains some kind of more mundane power of its own that is perverted by the convergence into a more sexual nature.

  1. *The Lemon Convergence
Dante'sFreezerBox
Tue Mar 11 02:37:16 2014

Tri-Force of Change / Inside Out Objects -

     When the way to the Sacred Realm had been opened, while it had been perverted into the Dark World by Ganon, the transformative power of the Tri-Force — which changed the form of those exposed to it, in a way that reflected their inner selves — had been released into the multiverse.

     The universes that were closest to the Sacred Realm (then Dark World) received the most exposure to the Tri-Force's power, and all within them became affected. However, the power of the Tri-Force did not go through them, which meant that subsequent universes would have a progressively lesser chance of being affected, if they were in the "shadow" of one or more universes.

     So, while some universes were wholly or greatly affected by the Tri-Force's power, others saw very little of its influence (if any at all). For the latter grouping of universes, the Tri-Force's power might only affect one person or a few people directly, or be absorbed by various objects and change people when they come into contact with it.

     (Exactly how one's inner self is translated into a physical appearance will be left up to the discretion of the author.)

  1. *Tri-Force of Change / Inside Out Objects
That man!
Wed Mar 12 04:55:30 2014

Reputation Ruiner - Those afflicted by this object find they either behave in ways that ruin their reputation, or set out to ruin the reputation of others around them. Only once the damage to reputation has reached a point of no return does the object release its hold on the person.

  1. Reputation Ruiner
Thu Mar 13 05:58:40 2014

True Love Aphrodisiac - One spray or swallow of this aphrodisiac is enough to attract the partner the person affected by the aphrodisiac deserves. Just be sure you can accept the someone... or something... that turns out to be your perfect match.

  1. *True Love Aphrodisiac
Thu Mar 13 06:06:15 2014

Control Device - Control device. It's a device that controls. You hold it and you can control things.

  1. *Control Device
Sat Mar 15 06:38:29 2014

Ring of Regression. - A ring capable of age regressing whoever wears it. It will regress the wearer physically, mentally or both to whatever age the wearer wishes, for however long he or she wishes.

  1. *Ring of Regression.
Brian Runyon
Sat Mar 15 17:22:15 2014

Pearls of Progression - A pearl necklace capable of age progressing whoever wears it. It will progress the wearer physically, mentally or both to whatever age the wearer wishes, for however long he or she wishes.

  1. Pearls of Progression
Sat Mar 15 18:57:33 2014

Genie of The Scales - This old style brass scale contains a powerful genie who will grant whoever holds the scales as many wishes as they desire, and each time they make a wish a cube appears to weigh down one side of the scale. The catch is unless the scale is balanced the Genie can make requests of the wisher they the wisher is compelled to do by the power of the scales.

  1. Genie of The Scales
Crazy Diamond
Sat Mar 15 19:34:50 2014

Mind Morphing Mirror - Contained in a frame of ancient dragon bone is a mirror with a surface that entrances any being who looks into its surface. If someone holds the mirror while another looking into it the holder can completely and permanently rewrite the mind of the entranced merely by speaking to them. While it can only change one person's mind at a time the changed people carry a trap if someone they know looks into their eyes they will have their memories to changed to match the person's new mental state and be be subtly compelled to look into mirror themselves. The mirror can use its powers on its on as long as its surface is looked upon by the eyes of a sentient being.

  1. Mind Morphing Mirror
Crazy Diamond
Sat Mar 15 19:46:01 2014

Dream Walking Dream Catcher - It seems like an ordinary dream catcher except its net was woven from plant fibers from a extinct plant that existed in between the walking and dreaming worlds. When a person falls asleep in the same room as the catcher, they will not dream normally but be fully lucid with the ability to slide into the dreams of others. Once in the dream of another the walker will take control able to shift and change the dream into anything they want turning fantasy into nightmares they can even change the dreamer mind and body which will be reflected in the real world. Beware of three great dangers of Dream Walking, Firstly any damage dealt to the dream walker or other dreamers will carry over into the walking world, when in the dream of another if they wake the dream walker is trapped until the dreamer dreams once more, lastly beware the dream demons that lurk they would steal the body of a dream walker given the chance

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Crazy Diamond
Sat Mar 15 19:58:28 2014

Rename Card - A card that allows a person to change the names of other people, and by changing their name, also changing the person. The effect is strongest when the new name sounds similar to the original name.

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Sun Mar 16 02:40:36 2014

Toy Capsule Vending Machine - One of those gadgets you see at the mall. It’s like a vending machine, only it dispenses plastic capsules containing toys. The writing on the machine is in Japanese. The toys are small figurines that look like they could be characters from an anime nobody can identify. The figurines are surprisingly well crafted. Without identifying the anime, you can tell most of what you need to know about character archetypes from their clothing, poses, and expressions. You have the high society wannabe, athletic tomboy, kindhearted animal lover, ditzy clumsy cutie, birthday party princess, country gal, studious girl, haughty superior girl, blushing bride, etc... There are at least 24 to collect and more coming in the next wave. Whatever toy you get, you’re life and personality will change to better reflect.

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Derpy
Sun Mar 16 15:40:47 2014

The Bouquet - The wedding was perfect. It was everything she hoped for. The bride tossed the bouquet into a crowd of hopefuls, only for it to be caught by an oddly powerful gust of wind. The wind carried the bouquet through sunbeams and star sprinkles, imbuing it with a magic. Eventually it came unraveled and flowers fell across a certain city. Whosoever catches even one flower pedal, whatever their life was before, would now be transformed into a bride on the way to her wedding.

  1. *The Bouquet
Sun Mar 16 22:25:39 2014

Life Swapping Mirror - When one gazes in the mirror, they see themselves in the clothing of some random person within or even outside their universe, if they touch the mirror they will blank out for a moment and reappear in a different place then they were wearing the clothing their reflection wore in the mirror but still in their own body. People will treat the changed person as the being who's life they had taken over even if they are the wrong age or gender for their new role in life.

  1. *Life Swapping Mirror
Wed Mar 19 05:40:27 2014

Ice Cream Machine of Wishes - This is a magical machine that produces Ice Cream of various types so long as you wish for something. All you have to do is to push the red button and make a wish of some kind. Ice Cream will appear in front of the machine. The Ice Cream will be bigger or smaller depending on how specific and wide-reaching the wish is. For example, changing your neighbours flat chest into bombastic boobs would form some small popsicle that has a fruit taste. On the other hand, doing the same to every female in the world would need a giant monster ice in a big glass. It would be similar with how clear the wish is. Wishing for every women to have big boobs would produce a bigger Ice Cream then wishing for every female to have breasts the size of that melon you are holding in your hands. In fact, this is because the details of the wish are decided through eating the ice. When you eat the ice, the wishgranting power will read through your desires and make things happen in exactly the way you would want to avoid problems. Though be careful and avoid giving Ice Cream produced from one person's wish to another person. The effects could be unexpected. The form and type of ice is also influenced by the wish. A banana split has almost certainly something to do with male genitals for example. Fortunately, no matter how much Ice Cream you eat, it will never make you fat or sick, though you may still feel like your brain is freezing and can end up with a bellyache if you eat too much. Do not mix together different Ices, it can have problematic effects.

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HC
Thu Mar 20 17:46:20 2014

Wishing Ring of Causality - If you make a wish with this ring, fate and random chance will conspire towards granting the wish, however the ring will not interfere with free will. Transformations are possible, but not mental changes.

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Fri Mar 21 16:06:48 2014

The rules of the game -

The book was created by a certain game obsessed entity of great power long ago to facilitate his obsession, and allow a higher form of competition to flourish. The possessor of the book could issue a challenge to any number of opponents, as individuals or divided into any number of teams.

Once the participants were selected, anyone playing could speak up to define rules, goals, methods of scoring and finally the prize for victory. The power of the book meant virtually anything could work – two teams could compete to turn the most pigeons into gold by touching them with red handkerchiefs, with the winner becoming a demigod.

The book could do almost anything, with the important caveat that it was powered by competition – all competitors needed to be motivated to fight to win or the game couldn't be started. Also the bigger the scale of the final prize, the greater the necessary victory conditions had to be.

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Drake-Sextant
Mon Mar 24 06:51:12 2014

Wish Grantors Ring - The legend of this ring has often been misinterpreted. People just assume the ring grants wishes. What it actually does is gives the wearer the power to grant wishes. Once a hapless victim puts on the ring they must grant every wish made within earshot. Furthermore, the ring can only be removed when the wearer is unconscious, meaning unless she’s a lucid sleepwalker, the wearer can’t remove it herself. When a wish is heard, the wish grantor has ten seconds to decide how to interpret the exact wording of the wish, she must think quickly if it is a wish she doesn’t want to grant as stated.

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Nehelania
Mon Mar 24 20:18:26 2014

Dungeon Of Transformation - Inspired By: http://lilysgames.com/Into%20the%20Dungeon.html

(Technically this should go under "Places of Power" but someone forgot to add a "Something Else" To the last episode in that chain. Oh well.)

Somewhere in the land, there is a dungeon, as Monster infested and Treasure laden as any other (More so, as a matter of fact). But there are two things that set it apart.

one is the staggering degree of Bio-diversity, and two is the fact that the monsters of each floor have made a habit out of adding unwary adventurers to their ranks.

The Rat-men army on floor one? Bring a Potion of Cure Disease, or risk joining their ranks! The Slime-queen on floor two? Keep your distance, it's not food she's after! The Orcs on floor three? The Shaman leading them wields powerful magic, so be careful!

So on and so forth, floor after floor. Nobody knows what's at the bottom, and that's reason enough for the Brave and Foolish to try and get there.

But we're not going to focus on those who have a chance of succeeding. Where's the fun in that?

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Tue Mar 25 20:55:42 2014

The Big Black Cock - This one is a weird one even by the standards of the Objects. The form it takes can shift from place to place. Sometimes it is a parasite with tentacles connecting to a massive, black set of cock and balls. Sometimes it's a massive dildo with a pocket pussy or smaller dildo at the end. Regardless of the appearance the object seems to have an almost mystical power, so that anyone that stares at it is highly tempted, if not outright trying to, put the object near their cock or pussy. The magic of the cock then activated, replacing that cock or pussy with the massive Big Black Cock the object becomes, twisting them in mind and body to fit the stereotypical Big Black Cock or Girlcock, while still retaining a part of themselves. Their skin turns dark, gaining muscle, and a new attitude. Reality twists and warps so that history matches the new person. This can even lead to strange powers such as Pheremones. What's worse, or better in some cases, is that the new Big Black Cock user knows how to make a duplicate of it, if they desire. Or to be more exact, a new version of the old one.

  1. *The Big Black Cock
Sat Mar 29 14:40:19 2014

Imitation monster makers - There's been a rash of cursed items of late that have a tendency to change people into monstrous, though strangely attractive and usually female forms. There is a secret plot here however. These friendly, more or less human fake monsters are intended to provide camouflage for the real, evil monsters. After all, how determined would most hunters be if the monster they're about to slay is just an innocent victim physically changed as a sort of decoy?

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Sun Mar 30 20:36:17 2014

The Single Try before you buy Wishing Rock - This is a curious item that is able to perform local wishes but is limited to one wish per user. Once they make a wish the rock disappears and is randomly given to someone else, anywhere else. The wishes granted are generally taken to extremes and definitely make use of poorly worded wishes as any rock enchanted by a genie would do. After the wish is performed it must be kept for at least 24 hours. After these 24 hours the wisher can choose to undo the wish or not. If not, then things continue as they were. If the wish is undone, the underlying reason for the wish is used to determine what form of "interest" will be had for the wish that the wisher will absolutely hate. Even with the impossible odds of liking the outcome, people are mystically drawn to gamble their bodies and minds with the rock.

  1. *The Single Try before you buy Wishing Rock
kaplah
Tue Apr 1 23:58:15 2014

Trope Changer - There are many changers in the world. This one changes the trope a character gets to represent. What madness can ensue?

  1. *Trope Changer
Thu Apr 3 04:27:58 2014

Identity Hijack Rings - With this nice set of rings, whoever wears the master ring can subvert the identity of anyone wearing a 'slave' ring, replacing it with a copy of the master ring wearer's identity that can be modified by the master ring wearer. At its most basic, the slave ring wearers can be made to look similar to the master ring wearer. More advanced functions involve the slave ring wearers being assigned roles such as mother, sister, daughter or wife to the master ring wearer. In all cases, it is clear to outside parties that the origin identity is that of the master ring wearer, and the slave ring wearers are just imitating the original. Whether or not anyone including the slave ring wearers knows who they used to be is purely optional.

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Thu Apr 10 05:45:10 2014

Ring of Self Improvement - This ring helps a person correct his or her shortcomings. It starts with the shortcomings the wearer is self conscious about, first compensating for skills they lack then eventually correcting perceived flaws in their physical appearance. In addition it gives them the charisma and wit to better deal with others. If they take it off the benefits slowly fade away, so the wearer becomes addicted. For the most part, the ring helps a person reach their own idea of perfection. There is an exception however. The ring perceives negative or perverted thoughts as a character flaw and if worn too long the ring will begin to correct these flaws. Basically a person who actually wants to become the ideal bimbo, may get their wish for awhile but will eventually end up more like Belldandy from Ah My Goddess.

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Thu Apr 10 15:00:03 2014

The Ring of Unchanging Truths - Physically identical to the Ring of Truth, save for possessing a sapphire where the Ring of Truth would have its amethyst. The Ring of Unchanging Truths not only shares a similar appearance, but very similar powers as well. Just as with the Ring of Truth, anyone who wears the Ring of Unchanging Truths will have their words, spoken or written, become true, with only the ring's wearer remembering the world as it was. There is however, one key difference between the two rings. While the Ring of Truth may rewrite the reality surrounding it as many times as its wearer wishes, the Ring of Unchanging Truths is far more limited and while changes made may be further refined through specifying the vague, they cannot be annulled or reversed by the power of the ring.

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The Arrogant Nair
Sat Apr 12 02:37:04 2014

Crystal of Secrets - Held by a short silver chain this translucent hexagonal crystal contains a small cloud of psychedelic colors in its heart. The crystal powers is secrecy, whoever holds it can how secret information is. A person can make information more or less secret, for example they could make tying a simple shoe not a lost art or they could make the truth about the Kennedy Assassination as well known as the Lincoln Assassination. The only limitation is the information has to exist in the first place, the user cannot out right lie and make it known.

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Crazy Diamond
Sat Apr 12 21:36:27 2014

The Gamemasters notebook - Seemingly a normal spiral bound notebook, it gives it's user the power to create games - fighting tournaments, duels on broomsticks the game empowers to fly, games where players can enter tv shows in order to claim magical girl's, anything can become a game.

  1. *The Gamemasters notebook
Drake-Sextant
Mon Apr 14 17:35:15 2014

Idea Popper - It's really odd. You let someone hold this orb, and they have the ability to make someone, anyone, real or fictional, historical or current, live out a desired idea. Once the idea is completed, the one forced to complete it is returned back to where and how they were as if it never happened, except for keeping the memory. All ideas must have a definite end point.

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Wed Apr 16 05:47:14 2014

The Backlash Wish Granting Ring - Powered by seemingly infinite energy, this ring may grant any wish it's wearer makes beginning with the words “I wish”. The only exceptions being wishes that would alter the ring itself, or provide additional wishes outside of it. While it may sound too good to be true, that is simply because it is. In fact, this ring possesses a tragic flaw, as any wish that it grants will cause some form of magical backlash, which may not be possible to reverse through another wish. There exist many versions of The Backlash Wish Granting Ring, (or Ring of Backlash), as the Backlash itself may vary. In some the backlash is based upon the wish in question. In others, the backlash may be entirely random and unconnected to the wish. In others the backlash may be highly specific and always be the same or thematically similar. There may be a Ring of Backlash that always overdoes its wishes. Or a Ring of Backlash that always has a random additional effect. Or even a Ring of Backlash that slowly transforms its user in some predefined fashion.

  1. *The Backlash Wish Granting Ring
The Arrogant Nair
Mon Apr 21 04:49:29 2014

The "Full Body Costume Transformation" Zipper - This object of power appears as a long and extra large zipper, seemingly having never been attached to any other material. When pressed against a living person's body vertically against their mid line, the zipper adheres and becomes attached, adjusting in size as needed. Once applied, the wearer's original body may be unzipped and removed, being transformed into a highly realistic costume. The person formerly wearing said costume will then possess an entirely different body, potentially random in appearance and potentially even species. Any costumes made may be worn by anyone seeking to do so, and once fully zipped the costume will become their new self and the zipper may then be removed. Anyone affected by the zipper, either through the use of the zipper itself or a zipper produced costume, will have their personality overwritten to some degree as a result of this change. In the event that a person's original appearance is restored, their original personality will be likewise restored. *May come in specific variations on request.

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The Arrogant Nair
Mon Apr 21 04:59:37 2014

The Atomic Amulet! - Invented by a MAD nuclear scientist in the 1940s, the scientist recoiled at the horror which he had wrought, but unfortunately lost the amulet in a tragic accident before he could destroy it! Now it drifts through the space between worlds, simply awaiting the next tragic life it will come into! The amulet itself appears to be a simple symbolic representation of an atom, specifically a carbon atom with six circling electrons! However, the amulet is actually split in half, severed nearly down the middle, each half with it's own chain to wear. If worn by two separate bodies, the amulet will forcibly recombine itself and its wearers along with it! Fusing them in a fashion that may or may not be random! If the full amulet however is worn by a single body and then split, then the opposite occurs! The amulet fissions its wearer in half, creating two separate entities in an equally random fashion!

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The Arrogant Nair
Mon Apr 21 05:21:54 2014

Ring of Positive and Negative Reinforcement - A contemporary wizard created this ring to help his sister quit smoking. When she smoked a random form of negative reinforcement would be used to ruin any enjoyment of the activity. For instance she may get headaches, nausea, stomach cramps etc… In addition she was rewarded for good behaviour, usually by improving her luck, or just pumping endorphins directly into her brain. She would also get small vibrations from the ring that either felt good or bad, thus having a guiding effect similar to Spider sense. After beating the habit, her brother taught her the magic word to either program or remove the ring. She liked the ring so much that she kept it and programmed more commands into it, commands like be a better cook, or maintain a beauty regimen. Many years later, her son married a woman she did not approve of. One night while the woman was asleep she programmed the ring with commands to make the wearer into her ideal of the perfect New Jersey housewife then locked it to her finger. It’s passed through many hands since then. Perhaps some learned how to reprogram it, perhaps not. Now the ring is about to be found by…

  1. *Ring of Positive and Negative Reinforcement
Tue Apr 22 20:31:54 2014

Eldritch Enchanting Bombs - A small magical artifact designed to concentrate any sort of mystical energy and release it at a determined time and place. The wave of released energy infects the people and/or objects around it according to whatever theme was determined by the person who set the bomb off. In order to "detonate" the artifact, the user must pour some of their own life essence into it. The shared life essence provides the creative spark that makes use of the theme it's been given.
It should be noted, however, that the execution of the anticipated changes isn't just based on the wishes of the user. Their own subconscious can influence how the various people and/or objects are affected. An especially perverted man might try to use the bomb to stop a war, but the energies would likely do it in an undeniably perverted way.
Each eldritch enchanting bomb looks very different and has different properties. Some only affect people, while others only affect objects. Some affect objects, which then affect people. Some can change people physically and others mentally. The energy will use whatever it has tools available to follow the intent of the user at the time of detonation. More than one unfortunate user has had the energies accomplish the opposite of what they intended, helpless to stop them. Caution is advised.

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Dante'sFreezerBox
Tue Apr 22 23:41:18 2014

Yes Ma'am Ring - This deceptively simple-looking ring contains the power to control over the one that wears it. However, it can only be worn by men. Its aura prevents women from even considering wearing it themselves, and if someone were to attempt to force it on a woman's finger, would be repelled. As for any man that should wear the ring, he becomes helpless to obey any command given by a member of the opposite sex. No matter how dominant that this man may be normally be, the ring gradually saps that sense of assertiveness from him. It also affects him physically over time, making him smaller and weaker than a woman of average height and fitness.

Only after the ring has turned the subject into a perfectly submissive boy toy does it slip off of his finger to be found and worn by someone else.

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Sat Apr 26 17:40:57 2014

Twisted: The boardgame - This looks to be an old fashioned board game, with tiny little paths that curl and branch among themselves, the spinner with its odd little words, and the two decks of cards. Once activated, that impression quickly changes, as the tokens, made from a variety of materials, take on the forms of the players and march themselves over to the start area. The squares of the paths are too small to read, but don't worry, the tokens will read them aloud for you. The Spinner features the options: Epiphany, Second Childhood, Role Playing, Bimbo, 20 Minutes In The Closet, Return To Start, Advance Three Spaces, Draw A Dare card, Share A Nightmare, and Bizarre Body Modification. The Rules are as follows:
1. Each turn, counterclockwise from the player sitting nearest the Start position, each player rolls a dice. You then have ten seconds to either truthfully answer the question on the space, or pull the Dare card. If you fail to do so, the player will be forced to answer the question AND pull a Dare card. Pulling a Dare card will require the player to undergo whatever is on the card. Transformation (physical, mental, emotional, or some combination) is also a possibility.
2. Landing on a Spinner square hits you with the effect the needle stops on.
3. Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal. You Have Been Warned. Also penalties exist for cheating, attacking the game or other players, and attempting to lie while playing the game.
4. The first person whose token reaches the Finish Square is granted a wish. Cure a curse, marry the person of your choice, live happily ever after, get untold riches. Phrase the wish carefully however, as it will be granted to the letter. See reference 'monkey's paw wishes'. 'Twisted the Board Game, Ages 14 & Up, (c) Shikima Brothers Game Co.'

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Enchanter Tim
Sun Apr 27 02:06:54 2014

The Wallet of Identity Theft - A magical leather wallet being held shut with a black strap ending in a silver magnetic tab. In order to activate the wallet, a piece of identification from the victim must be placed in the wallet. As long as the ID remains in the wallet, everyone who knows the victim will treat the bearer of the wallet as the victim, while the victim will become a stranger. The wallet does not effect anyone who was not previously aware of the victim's existence, and the victim's memories and abilities are never altered.

The magic may be augmented with additional documents bearing the name of the victim and details about the user. Each document makes the magic stronger, but they must be distinct and official (not necessarily government issued) documents created after the identity theft began to have any effect. The documents may have false information on them that will become true once they're added to the wallet. For example, a forged marriage document to the victim's dentist, personal trainer, or even mother, will alter the relationship of the user to the target as described, though the details of the effect may vary in unpredictable ways.

Once three distinct additional documents have been added, the effect becomes permanent and both the user and victim become immune to further effects. If the wallet is taken from the user before those documents are added, the magic is nullified.

Additionally, once the effect has become self-sustaining, the user will find it unbearable to keep the wallet in their possession any longer. The documents themselves become the bearers of the magic and must be protected to maintain the total effect. If the effect has become self-sustaining, but the documents are destroyed, the effects can be unpredictable. For example, some relationships may revert to the original victim while others stay. The effect may become unstable, rendering the stolen identity unknowable.

Once the magic has taken effect, any attempt by the victim at creating a new, different, identity is assisted by subtle mind altering effects that cause others to become very helpful provided that the new identity is not similar to the original. Attempts to convince anyone of their original identity will be met with the reverse effect.

  1. *The Wallet of Identity Theft
Sun Apr 27 02:43:49 2014

Ring of Temp Help - A girl in Japan put on this ring just before thinking that she needed to clean her house. She immediately found herself in the body of a Latina maid, in Albany, Texas. Another girl put on the ring just before thinking about her unrequited love. She found herself in the body of concert violinist is Syracuse New York. Why? It’s simple. The ring swaps its wearers mind with that of someone who is more capable of doing the last thing they were trying to accomplish. The maid knew how to clean, and the violinist was highly compatible with the unrequited love. Only when the other person completes their task will the swap be reversed. The ring always chooses people from great distances, and sometimes other realities. The victims will instinctually know what their task is. If they fail, then the mind swap is permanent.

  1. *Ring of Temp Help
Tue Apr 29 12:23:57 2014

PerfectU Pills - Marketed as 'dieting pills', if taken only once a day over a 60 day period the user will undergo a transformation. So, what do the pills do? Who knows. They may cause gender change, weight gain, weight loss, muscle growth, bimbofication, even BE. the possibilities are only limited by what the user believes is their ideal self. *Warning: side effects may include occasional stomach aches,skin sensitivity and localised swelling.*

  1. PerfectU Pills
jaguarpaw774 (Derived from Dynamoob's PerfectU (http://dynamoob.deviantart.com/art/Try-perfectU-Today-441241714))
Wed Apr 30 07:55:01 2014

Inheritance Rings - A failed experiment of an unknown mage. The sorcerer created many rings and distributed them throughout time and space. Any skill practiced while wearing a ring would be learned by the ring and that talent would be made available to the next wearer. For instance, if someone cooks a meal while wearing the ring then the next wearer can replicate the recipe with an equal skill level. The flaw in the design is that the ring also picks up the emotions a person goes through throughout a day, and the various stimuli of these emotions. Basically the ring takes on an imprint of its first wearers personality, excluding actual memories, and passes that on to its next wearer. Famous persons who have been known to wear the rings include Lina Inverse, Ameilia Will Tesla Sailune, Naga the Serpent, Faye Valentine, Ed, Kasumi Tendo, Nabiki Tendo, Shampoo, Washu Hakubi, Mihoshi Kiramitsu, Pinkie Pie (how she got it on her hoof I don’t know), Rainbow Dash, Nuku Nuku, Holo the wise wolf, and Space Princess Lum.

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Sun May 4 02:36:24 2014

Sexbot Virus Injector - This is an injector that distributes a nanite with the ability to transform anyone injected by it into a human-form robot (male-form android/female-form gynoid). Once the transformation is complete, the victim's soul is then reprogrammed to make him/her into an intimate companion unit, AKA a sexbot. Along with that comes a “loyalty lock” system that forces the new sexbot to be enslaved to the person s/he first makes love to. Things such as sexual preference, inhibitions and other modes of behaviour can be then altered at the master's/mistress' discretion.

  1. *Sexbot Virus Injector
Sangsokse Wang
Sun May 4 21:05:34 2014

The Tiara of Brattyness - A Cursed artifact created by a wizard who was really jealous of muggle's rival financial and romantic success. To make his life miserable he gave his rival's daughter an enchanted Tiara that encourage her to act like a spoiled brat. The Rival was rendered broke by his daughter's constant wants, and the daughter ended up living her adult life with the curse until the day she died. Since then this artifact like all cursed things passed through many hands and universes, the last few places it was seen was in Townsville on a certain "princess" there and in Equestria being worn by a small mare named Diamond Tiara. The artifact is simple, it makes anyone who wears it act like a spoiled brat. It give the wearer fantastic ability to manipulate people to tend to their endless wants. It also encourages growth in a direction to look conventionally attractive, since well it very difficult for less attractive people to get away with this sort of attitude. Some reports say that the artifact being made for a female can sometimes cause gender changes, but not always. Last the artifact tends to change shape after every change of host.

  1. *The Tiara of Brattyness
Mon May 5 18:24:04 2014

Gullibility Ring - A silver ring with a garnet embedded in it. The power of the Ring makes anyone who speaks with the wearer supremely gullible, and this effect will persist for 24 hours so anyone can make them believe anything at a cost as they are infected by the gullibility too. Only the Ring wearer is immune to the gullibility infection until the Ring is removed then three things occur. 1. The gullibility stops being infections 2. The beliefs made during the gullible state become enforced in the victim's mind. 3. The wearer becomes permanently gullible and can never wear the Ring again. Beware the Ring likes to ditch the current user seemingly at random.

  1. Gullibility Ring
Crazy Diamond
Tue May 13 04:50:11 2014

Skeptic's Stone - An unknown mineral that is partially crystal and normal stone with seams of metal through it. Held by a chain of carbon fiber nano-weave this stone has the power of purest skepticism. The wearer is rendered immune to mind control, illusions, and can break through traditional manipulations with ease. While wearing the stone every questioned asked will pierce the beliefs of whoever they questioned, this can unravel people's confidence in even the simplest facts. It can also shatter delusions, illusions, mind control, and even natural masks. This stone is the antithesis of the Gullibility Ring, and the two chase each other similair to the Ring of Truth and the Ring of Lies

  1. *Skeptic's Stone
Crazy Diamond
Tue May 13 04:58:07 2014

The Babe Magnet - They say it’s good luck to find an old horseshoe. Believing this superstition, a very sexy though not too bright lady picked one up during a thunderstorm. She was struck by lightning. Don’t worry, the lady is okay. The shoe however was magnetized in a peculiar way. At long range, this horseshoe magnet will guide its owner to the nearest sexy woman. Close up, when the ends are pointed at a woman she will become deeply aroused and overcome with a feeling of powerful attraction. Occasionally the thoughts of the user influence the the type of sexy lady sought or made. There is a catch. If the ends of the magnet point at anyone for too long a time they will become magnetized, and thus transform into a into a sexy lady in a state of attraction. The magnets owners often make this mistake upon themselves.

  1. *The Babe Magnet
Thu May 15 12:27:19 2014

Ring of Infinite Possibilities - Made from a metal extracted from the centre of the universe, just nanoseconds prior to the big bang. This ring allows a person to temporarily transform into any version of themselves that has or had the potential to exist in the past, future, in alternate timelines, past lives or even if their parents had chosen different partners. The change will last up to 43 minutes, after which time the ring needs 6 minutes and 21 seconds to recharge. A person can see what they would be like if they make different career and life choices or just make temporary use of a skill they never learned. The time restriction is actually good in that the transformed person can’t take over indefinitely if they are inclined to do so.

  1. Ring of Infinite Possibilities
Fri May 16 14:01:18 2014

The Inter-sex - A computer app. When executed it will upload a massive amount of information into the users brain. The information will reside in normally unused or unaccessible portions of the brain and flash into the users short term memory as needed. However unlike the CIA’s version, the inter-sex is glitchy, unpredictable, and it’s user can be overwhelmed by a need to use the knowledge provided. It also has a massive library on you know what.

  1. The Inter-sex
Fri May 16 14:42:05 2014

Ring of Infinite Rebirth - The 'Ring if Infinite Rebirth', as its creator dubbed it, also has more recently picked up the nickname 'Groundhog Day Ring'. This is because the ring is designed to bring the wearer back from the dead an infinite number of times, and moving the subject backwards in time by one day...to give the wearer time to correct whatever previously led to their untimely death. Unfortunately, the ring was stolen just prior to completion, and the unfinished magical item has since been passed around from owner to owner. The incomplete magic has caused the item to be slightly unpredictable in its primary functions. Upon the death of the wearer, they are indeed brought back to life, but about half the time, the ring brings them back in a completely different body, swapping places with another nearby person when they travel into the past. A man may die and come back a day earlier swapped into the body of his wife, for example...who ends up in his body. A minor flaw in the time travel enchantment also can cause the rebirth to trigger automatically if the wearer thinks about something in the past day they would like to do over. As with the wearer's death, this rebirth carries a risk of ending up in the wrong body a day prior.

  1. Ring of Infinite Rebirth
BEginner
Fri May 23 21:48:36 2014

The Binding Gem of New Thoughts. - Another creation of the spirits of discord, this gemstone appears in random locations. When touched with bare skin the gem burrows into your skin, no scientific method can ever remove this gem. The Gem will only go away when you say someones name (with their face in your mind), when you say a name your personality will change to be more like the said person. This ranges from superficial quirks to being mentally identical to that person depending on how powerful the gem currently is.

  1. *The Binding Gem of New Thoughts.
The Mirror Man
Sat May 24 00:24:55 2014

Curse of the Were-??? - Some people get hold of a detailed translation of the curse that was used by a witch to create the worlds first werewolf. The try to replicate it. There’s just one problem. Where the heck do you find wolves hair. Oh well, maybe a different type of hair will do. The victim will mostly follow conventional werewolf rules, possibly with an additional trigger. However wolf is substituted with… Suggestions: were(tsundere), were(bride), were(cougar) not the cat, were(cat), were(specific anime girl), were(Equestrian Pony), were(immoral mind controller), were(republican), were(butterfly), were(socialite), were(draconequis), were(alien) were(genie), etc...

  1. *Curse of the Were-???
Sat May 24 05:12:29 2014

Kaguya’s Comb - A comb that belonged to the most beautiful maiden in Japanese folklore. With every stroke, the comb will transform its user into an asian beauty with perfect long raven hair. If you comb someone else's hair, you may make suggestions while their personal reality is malleable. The transformed will find themselves with many suitors. Like in the legend, the transformed maiden may set the suitor upon any task, no matter how impossible or absurd, if completion of this task is the terms of her dowery for marriage. However, the maiden cannot outright refuse a marriage proposal, and must choose a task.

  1. *Kaguya’s Comb
Sat May 24 12:51:28 2014

The Blank Mask of Transformation - There is an individual that is well known for crossing the dimensional boundaries to sell masks. This particular one was created by him as somewhat of an inspiration from the adventures of a young boy who saved a realm from the moon crashing down on it. This item is a plane white oval object that covers the face, when put over someone's face it transforms it shape into the visage of the one wearing it. If someone else wears the changed mask, they will change shapes into the person who imprinted the mask and gain whatever skills the imprinter had. The transformation isn't quite perfect though, the mask wearer will have some physical traits left over from his true form like hair color, eyes, and other minor physical details. The mask wearer will turn back to normal after taking off the mask, but no one can physically or magically force them to take it off. The mask will return to a blank state after a week of disuse.

  1. *The Blank Mask of Transformation
The Mirror Man
Sat May 24 13:55:38 2014

The Rat Tail Charm -

    Time's are tough, and it can be difficult to stay in the rat race, let alone enter it. However, if a prospective employee has this rat tail in their possession, they're guaranteed to get whatever job that they apply for.

    How it works is simple: in whatever way someone is found wanting, which would work against them being hired, the person is changed so that they have an asset toward clinching the job instead, thus becoming more appealing to an employer.

    The closer that someone is to meeting the requirements of the job, the less that they need to be changed. Which is for the best: because the more that is demanded of them, the more open-ended the means to the end becomes, which could result in radical and/or unwanted changes.

  1. *The Rat Tail Charm
That man!
Sun May 25 04:04:49 2014

Magic Pull-string -

    The magic pull-string appears on people's backs while they sleep, as a ring connected to a thread of light. After being pulled thirteen times, it vanishes and finds a new host. The person it's connected to can't budge it.

    When it is pulled, the person it's connected to speaks involuntarily. What they say depends on who pulls it, but it is always based on an intrinsic characteristic of the person doing the pulling. The effect this has is subtle, as it causes the person connected to the magic pull-string to no longer find anything wrong with what was stated as it relates to them (if they ever did), leaving them to rationalize why that would be the case rather than being obvious with its thought-altering affects.

  1. Magic Pull-string
That man!
Tue May 27 21:11:15 2014

The Frying Pan of Remembrance - Maybe it’s magic. Maybe it’s just an ordinary frying pan. If you sustain a blow to the head from this frying pan, then your memories will be restored. This applies to memories that were lost due to both brainwashing and reality alteration. It even works when the mental changes were retroactive. The frying pan does nothing for physical changes.

  1. *The Frying Pan of Remembrance
Sun Jun 1 04:17:24 2014

Formula for Mixing Business and Pleasure - Long ago, in Victorian London, a certain doctor worked tirelessly on a formula meant to separate the dual elements of human nature. No, I’m not talking about good and evil. I’m talking about business and pleasure. The formula far exceeded the doctors expectations. It even surpassed the capabilities of his cousins, Dr. Jeckyl’s formula. Ingesting the drug caused him to split into two separate beings. The two both contained traces of the original doctor yet neither was the same as the original and they resembled one another far less than fraternal twins would. The first was male. He was plain of face, yet strong of body. His spirit was strong to match, the mans stern eyes were filled with purpose, focus, and ambition. The second was a female, capable of multiple orgasms. She was too dainty of any sort of physical work, yet able to consume massive amounts of alcohol and operate on very little sleep. Her alluring body seemed designed to both give and receive pleasure. In the doctors notes was a theoretical means by which the two might remerge, though this theory was never tested. At long last the doctors lost formula has remerged.

  1. Formula for Mixing Business and Pleasure
Sun Jun 1 20:20:24 2014

Auctioneers Gavel - A small hammer used in auctions. It was enchanted by its previous owners, who may have used the gavel in illicit activities. You name a person, and an attribute ( example: Mary’s race, Sues breast size, Alices IQ ), once named all people present can bid on how to change the mentioned attribute. The mode of change goes to the highest bidder. The Auctioneer must conduct his auction fairly. Failure to comply with the highest bidder means that the auctioneer will be changed in the subjects place.

  1. *Auctioneers Gavel
Mon Jun 2 00:41:23 2014

Curse Caster Quarterly - New from CYOA publishing!

Do you have someone who just ticks you off? Do you have someone you thinks needs a lesson that necessitates calling upon dark powers that ought never be meddled with by mortal beings, but just don't have the time or ready access to candles, ceremonial stones and a sacrificial goat?

Then let US meddle for you!

We at CYOA publishing, with help from our parent company B.E.A. Industries, have lunched our new Magazine, Curse Caster Quarterly!

With a wide selection of curses and hexes for any occasion, simply choose a curse, fill out the enclosed order form and burn it (No postage necessary). In less than 48 hours, our crack team of specialists will have the target of your ire Cursed, Hexed or Jinxed to you specifications.

Warning: Limit one curse per Customer per Issue, no backsies

  1. *Curse Caster Quarterly
White Whiskey
Wed Jun 4 15:22:00 2014

Repression Bracelet - This simple charm allows a person to repress an attribute. Suppose employers don’t take you seriously because of your big breasts, or you can’t focus on your work due to a high libido. Simply say what you want to repress and put the charm on. There is a catch however. Whatever you repress builds up. Suppose your repress your libido for an entire work day. When you remove the charm you will have eight hours of sexual energy to process all at once. If the bracelet turns pink remove it immediately. A red bracelet is critical and may lead to an explosion of transformative energy.

  1. *Repression Bracelet
Wed Jun 4 20:35:55 2014

Cursed Were-Wishing Ring - Every full moon this trinkets simple stone transforms into a brilliant emerald. This ring can only grant wishes on the night of the full moon. It works by transforming the wisher or subject of the wish into a different and entirely new person; one who has whatever qualities, attributes, or possessions they wished for. The mental changes are so complete that they naturally embrace the change. Afterwards, the transformed persons will return to their former selves every full moon, thus making them into a sort of were creatures as well.

  1. *Cursed Were-Wishing Ring
Sun Jun 8 18:13:07 2014

Axiom of Evince -

    Axiom of Evince is a brand name in the fashion and cosmetics industry, and can be found in many stores that sell those products.

    It's not a normal brand, of course. All of their products use magic to enhance the user's appearance where applied, and affect how they express themselves in a like manner. For instance, if a girl doesn't like the appearance of her toes and prefers to wear footwear that covered them up, nail polish would improve how they look in addition to improving the user's outlook about them, which would lead to showing them off.

    Effects generally depend on the type and intent of the product. Outerwear tends to bring out someone's confidence and contentment about a part of themselves, in addition to the physical improvement, and the desire to express how they feel about it in the way that they dress. Underwear tends to be less about show and more about tell: if a virgin is holding off on having sex until their honeymoon, wearing a sexy underwear would likely make waiting seem unnecessary/silly to them; likewise, if someone who likes to party wears modest underwear, they're more likely to abstain from sex and avoid situations where there's a good chance of it being desired or expected.

    Axiom of Evince's goal is — heretofore — a mystery, but there's little doubt that the results of their products' effects will eventually speak for itself.

  1. Axiom of Evince
That man!
Mon Jun 9 01:13:26 2014

Hat of Power - An ancient looking pointed black hat, if one looks at the rumpled surface they would see a laughing face. This hat was passed down through the ages and across worlds worn by an uncountable amount of magic users and it absorbed their power and knowledge. Whoever wears this hat will gain immense magical power and knowledge but be driven insane by power and knowledge flooding into their mind. There is no limit to what the wear can do while they wear the hat save for retaining their sanity. Luckily for whatever world the hat arrives on there are two fail safes the hat can knocked off with a simple touch otherwise nothing else can remove it. After 72 hours on the same wearer the hat will eject itself and teleport somewhere else. Once the hat is removed the magic worked by its wearer will fade away save for some remnants and the memories of the witnesses. The wearer will recover most of their sanity and retain a pieace of the magical power and knowledge they once wielded. BEWARE for should a former wearer of the hat ever reunite with the eldritch head wear they would achieve power and insanity to remake destroy and give birth to an entire multiverse.

  1. Hat of Power
Crazy Diamond
Wed Jun 11 21:21:45 2014

Coin of Consequences - A coin depicting the Yggdrasil on on side and a butterfly on the other. Whoever holds this coin has the power to manipulate the consequences of an event. Essentially the holder can throw a paper airplane out an open window and by declaring the desired outcome turns the world into a Rube Goldberg machine to achieve a goal. But there is a danger when using the coin to directly oppose the laws of nature with an event that completely contradicts the intended results. (Using fire to write a book or having unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy) As this can warp reality to make those consequences normal.

  1. Coin of Consequences
Crazy Diamond
Wed Jun 11 21:35:03 2014

Ring of Delegation - One of the more ridiculous items out there. If the wearer makes a wish, reveals a desire, or states any sort of intention, the ring will determine the goal and delegate accomplishing it to someone else. It's handy if you want a job done however if you're too candid with your motives the ring will go so far as to delegate someone else to wipe you butt for you.

  1. *Ring of Delegation
Thu Jun 12 00:38:46 2014

Appointment Planner - A handy little tool. It can be an app, a gadget, or just a low tech notebook. It records appointments, so people can make the most of all the hours in a day without ever being late. This planner however, has plans of its own. It’s next owner will simply have to get with the plan.

  1. *Appointment Planner
Thu Jun 12 01:10:05 2014

Ring of Ongoing Wishes - A wizard wanted to prove he was as great as his contemporaries. He was indeed powerful, yet omnipotence and control over reality simply was not the nature of this power. The ring he created could not change the sum total of all creation at once. The ring always give off a faint glow, and only what the ring touches is transformed. Suppose you change a person with the ring. You must then visit everyone this person knows, and bathe them with the light of the ring, in order to get the impact of a reality changing ring. Some will always try to escape.

  1. *Ring of Ongoing Wishes
Fri Jun 13 18:29:27 2014

Inverse Were-Wishing Ring - Every full moon this trinkets simple stone transforms into a brilliant ruby. This ring can only grant wishes on the night of the full moon. It works by transforming the wisher or subject of the wish into a different and entirely new person; one who has whatever qualities, attributes, or possessions they wished for. The mental changes are so complete that they naturally embrace the change.

However, they will only change for the duration of that night. Come the morning, they will resume their normal form, with no memory of the previous night. But when the moon becomes full once more, so to shall they take up the form granted by the wish.

It is also much looser in it's interpretation of wishes than it's user would perhaps like. It has no qualms with strange and inhuman transformations, if they could be construed as granting the wish.

  1. *Inverse Were-Wishing Ring
Sat Jun 14 00:24:38 2014

Get Out of Trouble Free Card -

     Much like a certain card from a certain board game, it comes in yellow and orange and says, "This card may be kept until needed or sold." The illustration on the card is based on the person who currently owns it.

     Acquiring the card is usually random, and turns up in places where someone can find it. The person who acquires it finds nothing strange about taking it seriously. To use the card, one simply needs to desire it while thinking about the trouble that they wish to get out of (though they don't need to be in trouble at the time). Once used, it disappears to be found by someone else.

     How one gets out of trouble depends on the color of the card. The yellow card can exempt someone from the same kind of trouble indefinitely, by affecting other people in whatever way will work. The orange card is the same, except it affects the card holder instead.

     The card can also be sold to another, who will then become its new owner. The price for the yellow card is something beneficial about a person's life, which they will lose and the former card owner will gain. The price for the orange card places the buyer in the body of the person holding it, making them the new owner.

  1. Get Out of Trouble Free Card
That man!
Sat Jun 14 01:59:47 2014

MILF-Shake Machine - This device looks like an ordinary milkshake machine, but with a twist. Any milkshake made with it has the magical property to turn the one that drinks it into a MILF. An older woman with mature curves, a motherly, yet sexual attitude and demeanor, and the knowledge that comes with age and maturity. As a side-effect, it also gives the drinker a strong sexual appetite for younger guys.

  1. MILF-Shake Machine
Sun Jun 15 01:01:16 2014

Head Swapping Grapple Gun - A Small unassuming gun shaped device with a grapple hook at the end. When one fires the device and hook it to an another living being they instantly switch heads. The victims will be able to control their new body as normal and in some cases reality will not even noticed anything has changed.

  1. *Head Swapping Grapple Gun
The Mirror Man
Sun Jun 15 02:28:22 2014

The Button - A box with a big, red button on top. It will mysteriously appear and will change its surroundings. Each time someone press the button, his life will imrove (better house, more money, better body), but it will also take a small part of his inhibitions.

  1. The Button
Sun Jun 15 14:19:27 2014

Create A Life (C.A.L.) - Created by an vengeful software designer / warlock. The C.A.L program hacks games, mmo’s, and social networking sites that have customizable characters. When people try to create a personalized character they are redirected to the C.A.L. and deceived into using the program. First they design the character in a kisekae platform, then they are asked an exhausting number of questions about the characters personality and background. Some questions are multiple choice. the kisekae character may change appearance in accordance with the answers to the questions. Upon pressing enter, they become their characters. In order to deceive people, the C.A.L program changes slightly depending on how it’s accessed. A World of Warcraft gamer won’t have the same options or webpage background as a brony using the mlp pony maker. Once logged on to the page you are caught. If you try to quit before your character is created then the randomize function creates a character for you. Users retain their original memories. The last option is gradual or immediate change. Most users don’t understand what this means.

  1. *Create A Life (C.A.L.)
Tue Jun 17 01:43:18 2014

The Switchboard - One of the larger Objects of Power, and effectively immobile by how very impractical it would be to move. It resembles an old telephone switchboard, circa early 1900's, an enormous array of electrical plugs and cords mounted in the wall of an old building (something built in that time period). Switchboards origionally allowed operators to manually connect two telephones so people could use them for conversations. A key part of this was a headset that allowed the operator to ask who the caller was trying to reach. This Switchboard, however, operates a bit differently. Instead of numbers, all the plugs are marked with a single word each. It doesn't seem to be hooked up to anything, and a check will reveal that it's not even getting electricity. Yet the indicator lights still work, and anyone plugging the headset in will hear a soft voice droning on and on, like a recording on a loop. The voice will be stating a definition of the word the headset has been plugged into, and the words can be just about anything, noun, verb, adjective, even some proper names. The real fun begins when someone takes one of the many loose cords and connects two plugs together. Immediately, the inherent meanings of the two words that have just been connected switch places. Connecting "handshake" and "slap", for instance, would result in many greetings to begin with a hard slap across the face, with people complimenting each other on how firm their slapping technique is. And those who are angry at someone would take their hand and give them a firm shake, the reciever being shocked and/or stunned by it. People will have no idea that anything had been changed, and will act as if this new behavior was perfectly normal, except for the person who is wearing the headset at the time. Wearing the Switchboard's headset marks that person as the current 'operator', and thus is mostly immune to any switching. The headset only has to be worn at the moment the plugs are connected, and can be removed afterwards without the wearer changing. This does mean that random chaos can happen if nobody's wearing the headset while plugs are being connected. Unplugging the connection undoes the switch, and things go back to normal. There is a danger, however. As long as the headset is worn but not plugged in, the operator is protected from any switches. If the headset is plugged into a connection at the same time as a cord is plugged into it to make a switch, it is the operator who is changed, and nobody else. Similarly, the headset can keep someone in a 'switched' state while a cord is unplugged. The Switchboard scales to fit the building it is found in. An old hotel may have only a hundred rooms, and thus the Switchboard will be a bit limited. But for a major company complex, the Switchboard could be absolutely enormous, covering thousands of words. But one thing is constant: For a word to take on a new meaning, it'll have to switch with another.

  1. The Switchboard
Zorlond
Tue Jun 17 10:39:26 2014

Golem Sculpting Clay - It appears to be simple sculpting clay, yet is in fact much more. It will never dirty, it is always colorful and enticing, you can make more just by stretching what’s there, and it creates life. To be more accurate, the artist creates life. If the artist focus’ strong emotion into what he or she creates, then the clay will be imbued with a portion of the artists soul. The sculpting clay will grow into the character the artist imagined when sculpting it. The idol will grow to full size, and be just as the artist envisioned even if they didn’t have the skill to make the figure perfect by hand. The figures memories and personality will conform to the head cannon of the artist when the clay was sculpted. There is a strange catch. The golem is an extension of the artists soul. The artist will periodically experience the memories and emotions of the creation, perhaps in the artists dreams. If the creation is loved more then its creator the creator may fade away, giving the creation a complete essence.

  1. *Golem Sculpting Clay
uy4ever
Wed Jun 18 15:48:35 2014

Wrong Number - Many Pagan and Wiccan spiritual traditions incorporate the practice of numerology. The basic principles of numerology hold that numbers have a great deal of spiritual and magical significance. Some numbers are more potent and powerful than others, and combinations of numbers can be developed for magical use.

By either design or coincidence, a sequence of numbers that holds great power was incorporated by the phone company. This magic phone number was assigned to a sex hotline of all things. However magic doesn’t mesh well with the technology, so the wires became crossed.

When people call this magic number, they may reach someone random, or someone who has been on their minds. They will have absolute power to transform this person over the phone line. Let’s hope they figure out that it’s a wrong number.

  1. *Wrong Number
Thu Jun 19 16:00:35 2014

The Curse of Someone Else's Shoes - It an well known saying "being in someone else shoes" a phrase that means to understand another person and their situation. Well one of the suspected origins in various realities was a common curse put upon someone. The victim would have an urge to put on the shoes of someone else, the shoes would always fit even if they physically should not. Though out the day they will gain the personality of who ever owned the shoes slowly throughout the day. If they do not remove the shoes and put on their own by the dawn of the next day the personality change will be permanent. If the shoes are owned by no one (brand new in the stores and never been worn by anyone for a decent length of time)you get a sort of stereotypical personality of what ever one thinks the normal personality of someone who would own these shoes (Like really sporty shoes would give you a jock personality, leather thigh highs can give you a dominatrix or slutty personality, ect)

  1. *The Curse of Someone Else's Shoes
The Mirror Man
Sat Jun 21 21:33:22 2014

Idol of Failed Unions - Idol of Failed Unions Once there was a goddess whose role was to cast blessings upon marriages and relationships. The goddess was saddened by how many unions failed to stand the test of time. It angered her that humans were too self absorbed to look upon the world from the perspectives of their partners. In the moment of her deepest despair, the goddess fashioned the idol.

If two people who have at any time either loved one another or been engaged to one another, if they bicker in the idols presence then the idols curse will be cast upon them both. The couple will switch bodies. However, their punishment is not limited to a mere body swap. Whenever the two are apart each will be forced to assume the others identity. Only when they are together can they act like their true selves.

They will have the illusion of control in that they can say and do things their partner would realistically say or do, but if either tries to act independently outside of the others presence they will simply find themselves watching helplessly while the body they occupy acts on its own.

  1. *Idol of Failed Unions
Mon Jun 23 01:33:54 2014

Secret Ingredient - Created by a chef who wanted to be the greatest in his field.

This orange powder comes in an ordinary salt shaker. It is meant to bring out the strengths of a dish without overpowering the other ingredients. If sprinkled on anything people are guaranteed to like the taste. However they will continue to like and even crave the flavour long after you stop using the spice. Some cooks have been very creative in its use. An example would be mixing the spice with vaseline to make a lip balm.

  1. Secret Ingredient
Mon Jun 23 17:30:24 2014

Friend Zone Bracelet - Once there was a beautiful maiden. She married young, to a handsome knight. Unfortunately for her, the kings wizard coveted the maiden for himself. He convinced the king to send the knight off to battle against impossible odds. When news of the knights death arrived, the maiden was grief stricken. It took much longer than the diabolical wizard would have liked, before he could convince the maiden to remarry.

For awhile they were relatively happy, and the maiden never did learn the truth about the wizards role in her first husbands death. The wizard was a miserly man, believing deep down people were like himself, and so he trusted nobody. Fearing that his wife may one day be unfaithful he created a magic bracelet, meant to curse any who try to lead the maiden away from her rightful husband, as well as those the maiden herself tries to seduce.

Not long after, a foreign land was conquered and prisoners of war were released. By some miracle the maidens first husband was found alive. Upon learning this, the curse backfired upon the wizard.

What sort of curse? you may ask. If the bracelet does not judge you to the the rightful husband, or future husband of its wearer then all pretenders transformed so that they are no longer a threat. The power of the curse depends on ones proximity to the bracelet. People actually return to normal if they get far enough away for a long enough time. Love cannot be destroyed, but its nature can be subverted. You may become a platonic girlfriend, loyal dog, adoring younger sister, nurturing senpai, or many other things.

Since the wizard believed he was protecting his wife, the bracelet was also made to transform threats. If you with to harm the wearer a similar fate could befall as if you lust after her. The difference is that since there is no love to subvert in nature, your new form may have no interest in her. Also the default for those who threaten the wearer is to become the village harlot.

The wearer of the bracelet also has the authority to tell those she unknowingly transforms who other than herself they should have romantic affections for.

  1. *Friend Zone Bracelet
Wed Jun 25 21:14:03 2014

Halfway Swap Totem - Once there was a crooked and somewhat cowardly gangster. This gangster happened to do business with a voodoo warlock. Fearing he would get caught, the gangster commissioned the warlock to create a magic totem with the power of body swapping.

There came a day when the police did indeed knock down his door. To evade capture the gangster used the stone to swap bodies with a female police officer. Days later the gangster was released from prison on a technicality. The cop confronted him. Here’s the strange part. They both believed themselves to be the gangster. One thought the totem had failed. The other insisted it worked and she was the real gangster.

Who do you believe?

  1. *Halfway Swap Totem
Sat Jun 28 03:02:42 2014

HA's Lesbian Crypto-Phallus - In the past, gay women who wanted ch1ldren had to allow some guy to do the deed. This became less of a problem with the invention of artificial insemination. But men were still needed to produce the semen.

HA has invented the means to put an end to that nonsense. Now a woman can impregnate her partner with her own genetic material, instead of some guy's. This breakthrough uses the latest in genetic modification, stem cell research, and satanic rituals. HA can turn various body parts of the customer's choosing into a perfectly concealed, retractable penis complete with hyper-efficient, internal testicles that won't interfere with her body's natural hormones. Best of all, the phallus can be retracted when not in use, making the transformed part of her body look completely normal. Concealment doesn't get easier than that.

Just take one Lesbian Crypto-Phallus pill labeled with desired effect. 24 hours later, that part of her body will be ready to start making her future family.

Look for varieties marked to transform one's clitoris, tongue, nipples, fingers, and more.

**All effects are permanent. Do not take more than one pill within 24 hours, as this can cause the body parts in question to morph into bizarre hybrids. Do not take multiple pills for the same body-part, as that can result in loss of retractability and/or severe mutation. Taking a total of three pills or more can result in one or more permanent psychological side-effects known to include: nymphomania, sociopathy, compulsions to commit infidelity and/or r@pe, and a compulsion to chronically and/or publicly masturbate. Lesbian Crypto-Phallus should not be consumed by men, especially the clitoris transformation pills. Ask your witch-doctor if HA's Lesbian Crypto-Phallus is right for you.**

  1. HA's Lesbian Crypto-Phallus
ElimId
Sat Jun 28 18:44:20 2014

HA's Love Tester - This product comes in a variety of various simple love testing games. With a twist. The second player is transformed into the same gender as the first player. And that is the ultimate test of true love.* And yes, the change is permanent.

Customers who have played this game have also bought HA's Love Potion Capsule, HA's Maternity Male Clothes and HA's Lesbian Crypto-Phallus.

* - This product is unavailable for couples who are already same-sex. We apologize. The only equivalent test possible for you would be to change your partner to the opposite sex, which is contrary to our company policy. Please feel free to browse HA's product catalog. We have plenty of free, complimentary products for you to try.

  1. HA's Love Tester
ElimId
Sat Jun 28 18:57:48 2014

Transformation Ultimatum Watch - This item appears to be an elegant woman’s wristwatch. The wearer will transform every hour on the hour. The transformations will stop if you simply take off the watch. When the wearer does this, she will forget all but her current identity. Therein lies the ultimatum. You either keep changing and remember who you were, or take it off and accept a new identity. People who witness the transformations will remember.

  1. *Transformation Ultimatum Watch
Sat Jun 28 22:51:02 2014

Fantasy Door - Only described as the door of your fantasy Tom ordered one for their bedroom, because it looked so nice. He didn't know, that the door fulfilled a sexual fantasy of yours if you enter the room. And it also resets by leaving through the door.

  1. *Fantasy Door
Alirion
Sun Jun 29 14:42:23 2014

C.R.A.C.K.S.H.I.P.P.E.R. - Are you feeling lonely? Have you been unfairly dumped, ignored or simply unnoticed by every love interest you've ever had? Do you simply wish to find that special someone? Well, we at B.E.A. Industries are here to help, and our new Cross Realm Ascendant Chrono-Kinetic Soul Harmony Imaging Proton Powered Eclectic Romanticizer is just what you need.

Just walk right up to the machine and grip our patented full analysis handle grip, and the device will scan everything there is about you and, through comparison with our extensive files, we will find the perfect match for you somewhere in the multi-verse and carry you right to them!

Look for the C.R.A.C.K.S.H.I.P.P.E.R. coming to your town!

(Warning, species match not guaranteed. Do not use the C.R.A.C.K.S.H.I.P.P.E.R. if you are pregnant. B.E.A. industries is not liable for any injuries incurred from C.R.A.C.K.S.H.I.P.P.E.R. teleportaion)

  1. *C.R.A.C.K.S.H.I.P.P.E.R.
White Whiskey
Sun Jun 29 23:58:03 2014

HA Beefcake Doll - This doll resembles a hunky looking man. Clothing and ethnicity vary, but the effects are the same. If any man or woman sleeps with the doll, they'll partly transform into beefy man who is sexually attracted to other men. Plus, with each night of change, the subject will emit increasingly stronger pheromones that make men desire him. Seven nights of this process is sufficient to complete the transformation and maximize the potency of the pheromones.

  1. HA Beefcake Doll
ElimId
Mon Jun 30 21:08:20 2014

HA Trans-Tea - Usually available in single-serving bags, drinking a single cup of this tea will turn the consumer into a newhalf (shemale) with male genitalia but with an otherwise female body.

Sometimes, the subject's sexual preference changes as well, but not always. What does change is that if she desires women, she'll want them to be butch and dominant. But if prefers men, she'll want them to be sissy and submissive. And if she is bisexual, then either she'll want butch girls and sissy boys, or she'll seek to make her partners into newhalves as well.

  1. HA Trans-Tea
ElimId
Mon Jun 30 21:15:07 2014

The Clothing Swapping Remote - A weird bit of tech made from the Fae Folks, this device is a small metal rectangle with an antenna sticking out and a big red button in the center. This device will swap your entire wardrobe and general clothing taste with whoever the antenna is pointing to. Everyone will treat this clothing swap as a normal thing for you and the victim. While nothing is stopping you from just putting on clothing you'd wear before, you just feel more comfortable wearing clothing the victim would have worn. Depending on the fae creator's skill on reality magic, either the change is so undifferent that a bearded lumberjack could wear a prom dress and no one would bat an eye, or you new change of clothing will come with the logical changes such clothing taste will brings, (If you are a tomboy who swaps with a girly girl, then your life will make changes as if you always the sort of person who would wear girly clothing, if a man swap with a girl's wardrobe, his life will make the changes as if he always been a open cross-dresser)

  1. *The Clothing Swapping Remote
The Mirror Man
Tue Jul 1 16:16:18 2014

HA Sissy Teddy - Do you know an insecure dudebro who needs to loosen up? HA proudly introduces the perfect gift to give him.

At a glance, this looks like normal lingerie. Upon closer inspection, the flat chest and cod-pouch make it clear this was designed to be worn by men. And this is the most that women and TV men can perceive.

But more "manly" men will feel compelled to try it on. And that isn't even where the fun starts.

Prolonged wearing of this product will result in the following bodily changes: loss of muscle mass, loss of chest and facial hair, minor increase of fat on his buttocks, loss of fat elsewhere on his body, feminizing of his hip-to-waist ratio, and the slimming of his shoulders.

Additionally, his personally will change to that of a sexually submissive sissy. Whatever his previous sexual orientation, he will no longer care if he is dominated by a man, woman, trans-person, neuter, or a hermaphrodite. He will only find satisfaction in being called derogatory nouns such as "slut," "whore," or "cum-dump" for example, and being treated as such by his dominant partner. And yes, that includes penetrating his anus and deep-throating a phallus, be it flesh, produce, or a dildo.

  1. *HA Sissy Teddy
ElimId
Wed Jul 2 03:04:20 2014

HA Butch Tank Top - Do you know an exceptionally prissy lady? HA proudly presents the perfect gift to loosen her up.

At a glance it looks like a normal wife beater. Upon closer inspection, it becomes clear that it has room to accommodate a woman's breasts. And that is all men and tomboys can perceive about this.

But "girly girls" will feel compelled to try it on. And that isn't even where the fun starts.

Prolonged wearing will result in the following bodily changes: increased muscle mass, widening of her waist to match her hips, and broadening of her shoulders.

Additionally, her personality will change to that of a sexually dominant butch. She will no longer care if she is with a man, woman, trans-person, neuter, or hermaphrodite. She will only find satisfaction in being addressed by her partners by authoritative nouns such as "mistress," or "mommy" for example, and making them worship her as such. And yes, that includes making them go down on her and penetrating them with her hands, foreign objects such as dildos, or (in rare cases) the phallus of a third participant.

  1. HA Butch Tank Top
ElimId
Wed Jul 2 03:16:47 2014

HA Trans-Cake - This is a delicious little cupcake treat that transforms whoever eats it into a cuntboy, i.e. someone with a vagina but with an otherwise male body.

Sometimes, the subject's sexual preference changes as well, but not always. But what does change is that if he desires men, he'll want them to be macho and dominant. But if he desires women, he'll want them to be very refined and submissive ladies. And if he is bisexual, then he'll either want fine ladies and manly-men, or he'll seek to make his partners into cuntboys as well.

  1. HA Trans-Cake
ElimId
Wed Jul 2 23:35:26 2014

HA GS Jewelry Sets - Be they rings, pendants, bracelets, or whatnot, HA's Genital Swapper Jewelry line comes in identical pairs. If worn by a single person, they do nothing. But if worn by two people, it has three effects:

1 - Each of their genitalia is changed into that of the other. This effect is virtually imperceptible for couples who already have the same primary sexual characteristics. (e.g. a pair of men) This effect is reversed when either partner removes the jewelry.

2 - The wearers feel a strong urge to have sex with one another with their changed genitals. This desire fades slowly after the jewelry is removed, making this potentially addictive.

3 - Repeated or prolonged use can result in various unpredictable changes to personality traits conventionally associated (correctly or incorrectly) with gender-identity. e.g. Men becoming effeminate or women becoming tomboys. Exact changes are subjective, hence unpredictable.

  1. HA GS Jewelry Sets
ElimId
Wed Jul 2 23:47:49 2014

HA Pheromone Pills - By popular request, HA has developed a new line of products for those who simply want the ability to emit at will pheromones that are irresistible to a specific gender. Just swallow a Pheromone Pill labeled with the gender you wish to attract, wait one hour, and then follow the packaged instructions to practice controlling the pheromones. And you'll be getting lucky, guaranteed.

Whats the catch? Well, we're HA after all. We wouldn't be doing our jobs if the pills didn't transform your body to become the same gender as those you wish to attract.

Pheromone Pills are currently available in Male and Female varieties. Cuntboy, Newhalf, and Hermaphrodite varieties are currently in development.

  1. HA Pheromone Pills
ElimId
Wed Jul 2 23:59:51 2014

Memory Pills - Wanting to close the educational gap in underdeveloped countries, a Swedish scientist developed a method to store memory in pill form.

Though an amazing discovery, the pills were far from perfect. The technique is most successful in storing memories associated with intense passionate emotions. Memories of sexual experiences are easier to store than say engineering skills. Furthermore, in order to integrate the memories into their consciousness, people will often confuse small details, mixing up names and faces of people from an implanted memory with people they actually know.

There is a master device which downloads memories and generatse a pill.

There are also black market pills. Shady dealers promise that their pills can implant any skill or knowledge you desire. These pills are sometimes tainted, either unintentionally or as a depraved joke, with various memories and associated desires or behaviours.

  1. *Memory Pills
Thu Jul 3 20:26:30 2014

World Imprint Relic - Deep inside an ancient ruin, an object one would crudely call the World Imprint Relic activated. The relic once allowed transportation to other worlds and universes, but over time its power warped. Now, it used its power to make its current world into a crude imitation of another world. Landscapes, technologies, powers and the bodies of the people would remain unchanged, but all would be altered to match the other world. Personalities would change. Technologies and powers would be repurposed to match the way certain concepts worked in other worlds, such as magic used in place of nuclear weaponry. How would the worlds find themselves changed?

  1. World Imprint Relic
Sat Jul 5 04:53:22 2014

Seed of Corruption - Occasionally, the Seed of Corruption may form inside a person's body; the testes of men, the uterus of women. Though created by the person's body and soul, the seed is in fact an object. Undetectable by any means other than physical sight, the seed drastically alters the behavior of the person it's inside. The exact change may vary, but it will always be a change entirely unexpected for the person. The seed will only expel itself once everyone the person knows believes them to have genuinely changed in the way the seed has made them. Once the seed is out of the body, it is a matter of the person's will and desire whether they return to normal or remain their new, changed self. Once the seed is expelled, it can be used on others to cause the same kind of change as inflicted on the person whose body created it.

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Sat Jul 5 05:04:43 2014

The Mirrors of Other Selves - We all had choices in our lives that ended up defining who we are, we can't usually think of things going differently but somewhere else they did. This mirror is another Fae artifact, when one gazes into it you see a image of you from another universe. Sometimes the difference in the universe is minor other times the universe is completely unrecognizable from your own. When one touches the mirror, the other you is summoned to your world. The mirror then stops functioning as a magical object. How you get your other you back to where they came from is your problem.

  1. *The Mirrors of Other Selves
The Mirror Man
Sun Jul 6 11:13:37 2014

Ratty Rat Tail Charm - Times are tough. An advantage like the rat tail charm is hard to come by. Some people settle for it’s inferior knockoff, the ratty rat tail charm.

If a prospective employee has this rat tail in their possession, they're more likely to get whatever job that they apply for, which is not to say they’ll deserve it.

Usually the ratty rat tail charm will cause a person to get hired and keep the job without actually making them qualified in any way. Rather than a reality change, you get an ongoing defiance of logic in that people have a blindspot to your incompetence, similar to the stooges or marx brothers.

Do not use the charm on a Monday! If your job interview is on a Monday then the charm is at its most powerful, and it might transform the user. However the change doesn’t give a person any real job skills. It may alter your family history to allow for nepotism, or turn you into an object of desire for the interviewer. Once it gave an aspiring producer the ability to make movies that somehow make millions even though they are downright fashionable to hate. His most well known work involved a franchise of transforming robots.

  1. Ratty Rat Tail Charm
Sun Jul 6 18:00:37 2014

The Bargaining Chip -
You want it. You need it. You gotta have it! You would steal or kill for it; yet the only way to get the bargaining chip is to make a deal with its owner.

So you make a deal. You give away all that you own, promise to do things you don’t want to do, agree to change your life in ways that shouldn’t be physically possible. They are possible only because it’s part of the deal.

Once the deal is made, and the chip is yours, you are struck with buyers remorse. It’s just a plastic poker chip. It’s not from a casino, and you have no use for it. For the next three transactions you are immune to its power.

You’ve made a poor transaction. You may no longer recognize yourself. You still have to continue keeping your end of the bargain. What do you do?

Well it just so happens everyone you show the chip to will want it as much as you did.

  1. *The Bargaining Chip
Mon Jul 7 00:22:18 2014

Pick-Me-Up Balloons -

     These balloons were created to cheer people up, appearing before those who are unhappy and often tied to something nearby and within reach. They only work on the person that inspired their appearance, so they could also exchange hands.

     When the chosen person picks up the balloon, it pops and their body becomes a balloon. They will still look the same, though that can change with more/less air, or if their balloon body is filled with anything else. However, if the balloon has a picture on it, they probably won't look the same.

     Filling the balloon body can have various physical and/or mental effects, depending on what it's filled with. Balloons with pictures on them come with an additional physical change, related to the picture. Since the balloons' purpose is to take someone's mind off of something and improve their mood, they aim to distract, incite positive emotions, and make things pleasurable.

     While the balloon body is fairly durable, it can certainly be popped. In fact, that's how someone returns to normal, but most assume that being popped is a bad thing.

  1. *Pick-Me-Up Balloons
That man!
Tue Jul 8 11:45:26 2014

Charm of Protection? -
Wanting to protect her son, who was going to war, a third rate witch created this charm. She accidentally called upon the wrong deities to empower the item. You have to be a pretty poor witch to confuse Artemis and Athena with Hades and Bacchus.

More amused then insulted, the gods did empower the item.

The item will detect and neutralize every threat in a one mile radius. However, the way it neutralizes a threat is by transforming anyone with threatening intentions into a woman and converting their aggression or determination into an equal measure of submission and sexual desire; reflecting the subconscious wishes of the charms owner at the time they transform.
When they get out of the one mile radius, people will return to normal, remembering only that they lost and possibly submitted to their enemy. Perhaps they will even desire a rematch, in a misguided attempt to reclaim their manhood.
The youth actually had a good time in Vietnam.

  1. *Charm of Protection?
Tue Jul 8 14:01:42 2014

Full Body Cleanser - Washing with a dab of this cleanser removes impurities, including but not limited to bad temper, foul language, sexual promiscuity, goth tendencies, apathy, lewdness, sass, snark, greed, negative attitude, drab fashion sense, and the oils that cause visible pores.

WARNING 1: Though we at BE industries do not view this as an impurity, this product may wash away dark skin or hair pigmentation leaving behind Caucasian skin and a blonde or random primary coloured hair.

WARNING 2: Not for use by males. Product will wash away masculinity, leaving petite dainty females behind.

WARNING 3: Impurities, excluding masculinity, will form into a blob of ectoplasmic substance that may try to enter another persons body.

  1. *Full Body Cleanser
Wed Jul 9 13:29:23 2014

Fangs Of the Attri-pire - Once there was a vampire witch who was driven to desperation, the people of the world had driven the vampires to the bring of extinction by science and planning all lights were UV, high garlic diets, and a blood borne virus benign to humans but fatal to the Nosferatu. With all the blood poisoned the witch discovered a way to feed on the attributes of a person instead of their blood. The vampires re-surged with their new powers and the people used the final option and atomized the entire planet.

In sets of 16 the fangs of these vampires were scattered across the multi-verse and many were made into necklaces. Who ever wears the necklace can steal any attribute from any person they can see, how much of the attribute drained is determined by the want of the wearer the more they want the greater the drain. There is a side effect every person drained eventually becomes an attri-pire and suck the attribute they had stolen from them ever hungry for what they lost but it never lasts very long no matter how much they drain from how many people who are also cursed. The more that was taken the faster the change from a normal person into a sun fearing, garlic allergic, trait sucker, who can become feral with hunger but not super-powered.

There is a drawback for the user of course, once they drain a 17th victim they become a attri-pire who must feed on attributes to survive but they will amass attributes constantly. There is a way to break the curse of attri-pire if one of the first 16 victims drains the wearer they and everyone they turned will return to normal.

  1. Fangs Of the Attri-pire
Crazy Diamond
Thu Jul 10 05:30:57 2014

Man Up Missile - A small plastic rocket adorned with the male symbol whenever it is thrown a loud "OH YEAAAAH!" in the voice of the late Macho Man Randy Savage is heard and once it hits an erupts in a cloud of dark red meaty smelling smoke. Those caught in the cloud will be imbued with manliness. This includes instant muscle grown, genital size increase, increased libido, aggression, sudden facial hair, an intense party attitude, and intuitive traditional man skills.

When this a woman is in the smoke even the frilliest anti-feminist stereotype will become an intense tomboy.

Effects are temporary usually lasting 24 hours with some lingering changes, after 1 hour the missile reforms in the hands of the last user.

  1. Man Up Missile
Crazy Diamond
Thu Jul 10 05:54:06 2014

Satifaction Cologne - A normal seeming cologne with a mysterious spicy scent. To men it seems normal but it has a very different effect on women. The longer it's been since a woman's been sexually satisfied the more aroused they will become at the scent, this effect is profoundly increased when the user is a virgin. Warning not for use by females. Will cause temporary nymphomania and possibly lesbianism.

  1. Satifaction Cologne
Crazy Diamond
Thu Jul 10 06:01:12 2014

The Clone Phone -

     Have you ever wished that you could be at more than one place at once, to handle your workload or pursue things of interest while you're taking care of your responsibilities? Look no further: the Clone Phone was made just for you!

     With its user-friendly and easy-to-use rotary dial, the Clone Phone allows you to create up to ten clones at a time and set their duration up to ten years. When you're finished, pick up the handset and say "done" into the transmitter, then turn the handset away and the clones will be sent out through the receiver. When a clone's time expires, they disappear on the spot and the user receives their memories. It's that simple!

     

Disclaimer: Clones are not perfect and will have one minor anomaly. Anomalies include: a change in a physical trait, sexual orientation, sex, personality, tastes, et cetera. With every clone created, there's a one-in-ten chance that the user will disappear and have their memories absorbed by the clone.

  1. *The Clone Phone
That man!
Thu Jul 10 23:20:51 2014

Cursed Bookmarks -

Created by a wizard and avid reader who thought it would be the greatest thing in the world to live out the adventures inside his story books.

If you place a bookmark inside a book, and say the name of a character you get to do just that. It works by finding or creating a pocket universe where the story and characters are real, and placing your consciousness into the life of a character.

The wizard did not perfect this in his first try, and so four bookmarks exist:

Bookmark 1: In his earliest experiments, the wizard worried about what might happen if the invading consciousness altered the events of the story. To avoid this, he installed a human puppet spell. The person using the bookmark is a puppet, forced to act out the role of the character. They will have the illusion of control in that they can say and do things their character would realistically say or do, yet can never go against that which is written. This feature was eventually deemed unnecessary. Changing one copy of a book, will not alter another copy. Advice: Before using this bookmark, check the story for degrading sex scenes or traumatic experiences. There is no safe word to get out.

Bookmark 2: In his next attempt, he used one wrong word in the gallic incantation. As a result, the user will live out not just the adventures of the character, but the entire life of the character, from birth to death; including even the moments that are not written down. This is perhaps the most dangerous bookmark, because when the user returns to his / her own life, it will be as a distant memory or past life, if not totally forgotten. Advice: Before using this bookmark, check the story for degrading sex scenes or traumatic experiences. There is no safe word to get out.

Bookmark 3: This one is flawed as well. It is unstable, and could place you in a non cannon addventure type version of the world you wish to visit. Advice: Before using this bookmark, check the story for degrading sex scenes or traumatic experiences. There is no safe word to get out.

Bookmark 4: This was the most perfect version of the bookmarks. The user can pick and choose what events he wishes to experience and there is a safe word to escape the story. The safe word is written on the bookmark, be sure to remember it.

  1. *Cursed Bookmarks
Sun Jul 13 14:06:18 2014

HA Opposite Sex Cloner - We at HA have partnered with the makers of other devices to bring you the HA-brand cloning machine. Like many sci-fi cloners, it creates a physical and mental copy of the person being cloned even though realistic cloning doesn't work that way.

This machine is clearly labelled as an opposite sex cloner and creates a copy of the person on whom it is used when the button is pressed. It also has three switches, which can be combined. One switch makes the sex organs of the clone the opposite sex of the original. One switch makes the rest of the body the opposite sex of the original. One switch makes the clone's attracted to the opposite sex to whom the original is attracted. The meaning of the switches is clearly described in the manual (if the owner didn't get the machine used with the manual missing, of course.)

HA reminds users that even if all three switches are used, someone who has a woman's body and a man's mind, is by definition a transsexual regardless of attraction and therefore is within the purview of HA.

The regular cloning function is disabled, so if no switches are used the "opposite sex clone" label flashes and the machine selects randomly.

Clever users can thwart the HA's intent by cloning someone who is already gay and reversing their orientation or transsexual and reversing their body. Cloning a bisexual and reversing their orientation just reverses the extent to which they are attracted to each sex; if they are attracted exactly equally, reversal does nothing, and could produce an exact duplicate if other switches are not selected.

  1. HA Opposite Sex Cloner
Sun Jul 13 17:19:32 2014

Ruby Eyed Cat Idol - One day, a wizard was screaming at his television set. He had just gotten through watching a raunchy comedy containing a transformation. It’s always the same. In one movie a chauvinistic man says that women have it easy, so he gets thrust into a woman’s life to teach him a lesson. In a tv show the king wishes he could have a simple life like the village baker, he gets thrust into the bakers life and hijinks ensue. It’s always the same. Stupid fish out of water stories, where the transformation is a punishment. The lesson is undermined by the fact that the character is placed in situations he doesn’t have the skills or experience for. Maybe the bakers job is easier; that doesn’t mean someone off the street can do it without any training. That’s when the wizard came up with the idea for this item. It looks like a statue. The statue will transform people in some way, either in a way they wish for, or in a way meant to teach them some lesson. The cat shaped idol has a will of it’s own as well as a sense of humour. The difference is that they transformation victim is given what the wizard calls an adjustment period. They are given all the skills they need to live comfortably int their new state, and for a length of time decided on by the idol will believe everything is normal. When the person’s memory returns, they will be able to look at the time they spent transformed in a more objective way, and chose if they want to return to normal or not.

  1. *Ruby Eyed Cat Idol
Mon Jul 14 20:45:17 2014

Body Control Costumes - These are a series of costumes, or even regular clothes, that allow for controlling the people who wear them. Basic commands can be given through a remote control, while more advanced commands can be passed on verbally or in writing; the costumes are synchronized to the wearers' perceptions. If the costume follows a theme, the wearer can be set to follow a template of behavior that fits the theme.

  1. *Body Control Costumes
Tue Jul 15 01:34:55 2014

Living Latex Suits - These suits are manufactured by either the fae, perverted wizards, ] mischievous deities, or occasional left behind as shells of particularly magically powerful individual, to resemble a particular person. These suits as the title suggest do have some form of consciousness usually mentally like the person that being represented by the suit. The suits can move on it own accord, but prefers to attach to a host. At first one could probably tell up close it a latex suit, but over time it slowly transforms you physically into the person the suit represents. In the mean time you also start to have to mentally battle with the mind in the suit to not over take your own thoughts. The suit won't come off without divine intervention or very high class magic (like can fight in a steel cage match with Chthulu for ten minutes high powered.) and more or less once the transformation is done your either completely controlled by the suit watching it live though your body, or your going to be fighting it mental grasp for the rest of your life.

  1. *Living Latex Suits
The Mirror Man
Wed Jul 16 01:58:16 2014

Malibu and Los Angeles Brand Nasal Spray -
Sinus decongestant. Though they do clear the airways, the users voice actually becomes more nasal.

Users of one brand tend to be drawn together into packs, or cliques. They become fixated on fashion, trends, shoes, beaches, lattes, etc… and competitive against users of the other brand. Males who use the product, tend to change gender.

  1. * Malibu and Los Angeles Brand Nasal Spray
Thu Jul 17 01:02:02 2014

Royal Jelly -

     Not to be confused with ordinary royal jelly, it comes from a realm filled with magic and fantastical creatures. One such creature is much like the bees on Earth, only much bigger and somewhat humanoid in shape, and they produce this royal jelly so that certain larvae can grow up to become queens.

     This royal jelly has become highly valued as an alchemical ingredient, but it is even more coveted by women for its beautifying and youthening effects. When ingested, it fixes and improves genes along the perimeters of the creature that it was meant for. When the recommended dosage is used, a woman's overall appearance will be improved, with more notable changes occurring in her secondary sexual characteristics and libido. Taking more than the recommended dosage leads to exaggerations of the aforementioned effects, as well as changes to their pheromones, which makes them more attractive and harder to disobey. In the most extreme cases, women can become the very creature that the royal jelly had been meant to produce.

     Due to over-harvesting and driving the creatures that produce the royal jelly near to extinction, in addition to its demand, it's often transported in clandestine and risky ways. This often means that the royal jelly is transported through realms that aren't quite so magically-inclined or aware, and fights over it often result in them being lost in transit.

  1. *Royal Jelly
That man!
Thu Jul 17 02:09:37 2014

Latex Suit of Anon - The Latex Suit of Anon is (surprise) a latex bodysuit with magical powers of unknown origin. It completely covers the wearer from head to toe, showing no skin, hair, or facial details. There are no eye, nose, or earholes, but vision, smell, and hearing are not impaired. Tiny-but-stretchable holes are cut in the mouth and anal locations, and latex breasts, a penis, and a vagina are built into the suit. They are arranged so that anyone of any gender can wear this suit and have all sexual characteristics available to them. The default color is black, but other colors can be obtained.

When wearing it, nobody is able to notice you even if you stand in their plain sight, and this extends to electronic and mechanical forms of surveillance as well. By touching somebody or something, the power of being anonymous cloaks him/her/it, allowing the wearer to do whatever they want with their items and not be noticed by anybody. This makes the suit popular for those who like to be deviants in public (perhaps those who like a nice round of sex in the park in broad daylight). The magic of the suit allows the wearer to feel through the latex as if it were their own skin. It removes all need to eat, drink, sleep, expel bodily waste, reproduce, or even breathe, and the wearer cannot die of injury or age as wounds heal very quickly.

However, this power comes with its price. As it is worn longer, the latex's magic starts to erase the wearer's sense of identity. Though the effect can be reversed by removing the suit, the magic has an addictive quality that inevitably leads to the wearer putting it back on. Eventually, the suit is worn so long that the wearer remembers nothing of who or what they were, and so it never comes off again. Their name, their family, their home, even their gender, all of it wiped from their mind. All they know is impulse, the desire to do whatever crosses their mind. Many unfortunate souls who wore these suits continue to wander their worlds, unseen by all as they bound from place to place. As people tell their tales about losing loved ones to these suits, many urban legends about these unseen people spread and give them a fitting name: the Anonymous.

  1. *Latex Suit of Anon
Maetch
Thu Jul 17 20:49:08 2014

Crystal Ball of Past Lives -

     This crystal ball looks just like the ones that are typically associated with fortune tellers. When held and gazed into, a person will be able to see who/what they were in one of their past lives. One of them will be shown prominently, in the center, while the next ones — sequentially — are just within sight on each side. To change the past life shown in the center, one only needs to move their attention to one of the ones shown on either side. When the user of the crystal ball sets it down, the crystal ball transforms their body to match the one shown in its center, and grants access to the memories of that life.

     Since spirits are not restricted to the same world, or even the same universe/dimension, one's past lives can be quite varied. The crystal ball "dies" (loses its power) once used, and — much like a spirit — it moves into another crystal ball somewhere.

  1. *Crystal Ball of Past Lives
That man!
Sat Jul 19 02:47:16 2014

The Laughing Cupids -

You’ve probably heard of the weeping angels.

Seriously! You haven’t? They’re Doctor who villains, they look like statues. Does any of this ring a bell?

Well anyway, just as there are cats to lions, dogs to wolves, and apes to man there are creatures similar to yet far removed from the angels. These include the laughing cupids.

The cupids appear to be statues of winged babies with bows and arrows. They can move only when nobody is looking at them. If they catch you, they remove whatever destiny you otherwise would have had. The way they do this is by sending a person back in time. Here is where they diverge from their fiercer cousins; bare with me because it may seem needlessly complicated: The number of years people are sent back in time is determined by subtracting their current age from thirty-six. The tips of the cupids arrows contains a powerful synthetic hormone with multiple properties. Along with being a powerful aphrodisiac, it greatly enhances beauty, fertility, youthfulness, and femininity. Male victims are completely feminized. Victims will reappear somewhere close to a compatible male, which will on occasion be the fathers of people they know.

  1. *The Laughing Cupids
Sun Jul 20 21:29:27 2014

The Princess Gloves - Their was once a powerful Wizard in an obscure universe who had a fetish for princesses. He had the bad habit of kidnapping them to try to woo them or something. Of course every time he did so, the king hired a bunch of adventurers to kick his butt and take the princess back. After the first fifty times this happened, he had a thought. The main issue with kidnapping a princess is their families usually have money to spend on these powerful heroes. So what if he could make someone who doesn't have people who can pay for powerful help what he desired in a woman. He took a pair of silk opera gloves and enchanted it with a powerful spell. He gave them to some random woman off the street and she transformed into the image of an ideal Princess. This actually succeeded since no one who cared could really afford help, they stayed together for the remainder of the Wizards long life. Eventually like all enchanted items, eventually their owner died, they passed through many hands and eventually started to appear in other universes.

These items tend to change appearance for every new "owner" of the items, but they generally are lady's gloves made of some sort of high class silk or velvet. When someone put them on their appearance and/or mind starts to change into that of what they believe a typical princess is. This can range from the sweet and delicate Disney type princess, an elegant lady of class, a spoiled brat, and in some cases some unusual perceptions of princesses obscured with the modern deconstructions and the dark fantasies like more tomboyish rebellious princesses or psychotic or sociopathic chess masters. Once put on they are rather difficult to take off until the transformation has concluded, but it can be done with some high powered magic.

  1. *The Princess Gloves
The Mirror Man
Mon Jul 21 00:22:21 2014

The Games of Life Swapping -
This is actually closer to musical chairs then the game of life. Every fifteen minutes the games participants will swap minds. Players can cash out at any time. To cash out simply means that you have decided to keep whatever body you currently have and leave the game. New players can also enter at any time

You don’t know how many players there are. You don’t know how many players have left, or will join in. You don’t know whether or not someone else has already cashed out with your body.

  1. *The Games of Life Swapping
Mon Jul 21 19:36:04 2014

HA's Trans-Doctrination Audiobook - Advertised as an instructional aid for dating advice, marital advice, or even self-image help, HA's Trans-Doctrination audiobook hypnotizes the listener as it slowly changes their mind and, with repeat playbacks, their body.

The first time the customer listens to HA's Trans-Doctrination audiobook, they become bisexual. Also, their choice of clothing becomes androgynous.

The second time they play it, their body becomes androgynous in appearance, but still identifiable to onlookers if they examine closely enough. Though this is made a tad difficult by the user's new desire to cross-dress.

The third time they play it, they become "pre-op" transsexuals, with their original genitalia intact, and their secondary gender traits (i.e. the rest of their body) becomes the opposite gender. So a man becomes a newhalf (shemale) whereas a woman becomes a cuntboy.

The fourth time they play it, they finish their transformation into the opposite of their original gender. Note that they remain bisexual.

For the convenience of customers across the multiverse, HA's Trans-Doctrination audiobook is available in a wide variety of formats: 4-track, 8-track, vinyl album, CD, MP3, minidisc, and others.

Warning: do not listen to HA's Trans-doctrination audiobook five times or more. This has been known to transform users into hermaphrodites with oversize genitalia and mutated mash-ups of male and female secondary gender traits. In one reported case, this included chest hairs on impractically oversize breasts and an equine-sized vagina on the head of a 2 ft penis. Also, their minds become obsessed with sex to the point of nymphomania or, in some cases, a compulsion to r@pe with absolutely no regard for the victims survival.

HA cannot be held liable for misuse of its products, primarily because you can't prove HA exists in your universe.

  1. *HA's Trans-Doctrination Audiobook
ElimId
Sat Jul 26 23:02:48 2014

The Moral Compass -

This item looks like a normal compass except that underneath the N for north and above the S for south are Chinese kanji symbols for good and bad respectively. Similarly to the left of E for east and to the right of W for west are the female and male symbols.

If you were to give someone directions using this compass, then sending someone southeast would turn that person into a bad girl. The further this person travels the sexier and badder she will become. Similarly, Northeast will yield a good girl.

The owner of the compass can transform himself by leaving the cover off the face of the compass as he or she walks.

Nearby magnetic bodies can confuse the compass, making it’s effects unpredictable.

  1. The Moral Compass
Mon Jul 28 13:41:05 2014

Storyline Ring - The Storyline Ring is a peculiar item that appears across the multiverse. It has the ability to declare its bearer to be the "Protagonist" of its world. That means, that the world will somehow start to center around the bearer of this ring. The ring is semi-sentient, capable of picking up stray thoughts of the bearer and using them as basis for changes. For example, the General "Genre" of his life will likely be influenced by a person's thoughts and interests. A young boy that wishes for action and awesome legends may very well find himself the main character of a Shonen esque story. A young girl that fantasizes about Shoujo manga could quite easily end up in the middle of a love triangle with two beautiful bishounen. Simlarly, a pervert could create effects like that of a porn story. The curious thing is that the effect only works while the bearer of the ring is in the surrounding. This means that people may act strongly "Out of character" while the ring bearer is present and later wonder why they did that. The ring can nudge the general "Setting" to its whims, but since peoples thoughts change easily, this often has no clear direction. The ring can make physical changes to people and the world in general and even change their psyche in a longer Lasting matter, but the effects will always start to fade away after a few hours at the most. Generally, the only one that notices that something strange is going on while under the effect of the ring is the bearer. That is, unless someone is given the role of "Only Sane Man/Woman" by the ring.

  1. Storyline Ring
HC
Mon Jul 28 16:37:49 2014

The Swap Wand - A small object that resembles the wand of a stereotypical magician. This wand has the ability to swap any thing between the user and another living creature. This includes but not exclusive to, bodies, personalities, skills, memories,lives,body parts, intelligence, and clothing. The user will always be aware of the changes they caused, but not of any changes caused by someone else. Reality usually shift to reflect the changes wrought. If the user uses holds the wand without knowing what it does, it tends to discharge and causes a random swap with who ever is in it line of fire. (Based on a interactive story on Writing.com.)

  1. *The Swap Wand
Sat Aug 2 00:10:48 2014

Gential Limb Ray - An object that closely resembles a flashlight, although there are several buttons on it. The buttons are a penis, a vagina, and an anus. Wherever the light hits on a person, it will separate that part of the person according to the buttons pressed on the Genital Limb Ray. As well, anyone who is hit by the ray will become a female version of themselves if they were not female already. Only the person using the ray and people affected by it will be able to notice the changes, and people hit by it only notice theirs. Everyone else will think those struck by the Ray will have always been that way.

  1. *Gential Limb Ray
bobboled
Sat Aug 2 21:35:25 2014

Game of Sealed Evil - This appears to be a board game such as Arkham Horror, Touch of Evil or other such thing where the players can cooperate to defeat the game. However, this game is older than all of those, it is rather the source of the idea. Across time and space, the spirits of volunteers were trapped within the game along with the villains. However, in this time and place where the game has appeared, it has been corrupted...damaged. Players of the game will let out fragments of the evil and good contained within. Every time a player's character is knocked out, the player absorbs some of the essence of the creature that defeated their character. If the players lose the game, then their minds twist to evil equal to their forms twisting to the supernatural. Likewise, every victory their character achieves leaks the essence of their character into themselves and if the players win, then the good nature of the hero uplifts them as much as they gain any skills and knowledge. Changes are noticed immediately, but take place once the players next go to sleep. Win or lose. Playing the game will release a great evil into the world. One that must be defeated with the players becoming either its enemies or its minions.

  1. *Game of Sealed Evil
Sun Aug 3 07:13:53 2014

M.I.L.F idol - This small wooden object taking the form of a rather busty woman, was originally used by women as a simple fertility idol. That is until the object was cursed by a succubus who was the very definition of a M.I.L.F. Now as a result whenever a female worships or picks up the idol no matter there age they will be transformed into a M.I.L.F with an overactive libido and an obsession with having a family.

  1. *M.I.L.F idol
Drake G. Reaper
Sun Aug 3 14:52:03 2014

Addicts Aid -

A device meant to help with addictions…. sort of.

It has three modes of operation:

First Mode - Replace one craving with another. A harmful addiction can be substituted for a harmless one; or a not so harmless one.

Second Mode - Aversion therapy. You can alter the addicts biochemistry so that whatever they are addicted to will also become the trigger for a transformation i.e. feminization, butt expansion, ebonization.

Third Mode - Use hypnosis to alter the subjects behaviour.

Despite the intentions of its creators, an addiction isn’t really a requirement to use this device on any subject.

  1. *Addicts Aid
Mon Aug 4 12:21:04 2014

Cards of Mischief - A long time ago in another world, they was land plague by spirits of mischief. These spirits went around causing everything from mild annoyance to complete misery and despair. Until one day a powerful group of heroes captured the spirits of mischief and trapped them inside magical cards, but before cards could be sealed away the spirits used their powers to teleport themselves to another universe. Effects of Cards of Mischief: Each cards is inhabited by a different, the image on the card represents the spirit for example a sprite music will depict a harpe. When a card comes into contact with a person, it will possess that person creating an alternate personality that is fusion of the spirit's and host's personalities. The most important thing to remember is that while they all have different ways of doing it, the primary goals all these spirits share is to amuse themselves and they might not care what other people feel about it. Thus the new personality will reflect that trend. This new being gains powers based on the card, these can be anything from mind control to cat like agility and everything between.

  1. *Cards of Mischief
Mon Aug 4 19:00:04 2014

The Diva Mirror -
They say the longer you look into this enchanted mirror the more beautiful you become.

What they may not have mentioned, is that the mirror was created in Africa, and it’s particular sense of aesthetics is grounded heavily in black culture. This aesthetic sense is not limited to mere looks either.

  1. *The Diva Mirror
Thu Aug 7 20:08:26 2014

The Body Swapping Wishing Rock - Thia is yet another wishing rock within the millions of wishing rock. However this ones differ in that it creator was horrible with reality altering magic, but really good at soul transporting magic. This Ring when you make a wish on it will grant it by swapping your body with someone that would fulfill the conditions of the wish. If you wish a girl loved you, you'd end up in the body of the person she has a crush on, if you ask for wealth you'll swap with someone who has wealth, ect. The wishing rock always comes with the wisher.

  1. *The Body Swapping Wishing Rock
The Mirror Man
Sat Aug 9 00:07:57 2014

The Impostor Stone - Whoever lifts this stone and holds it to the light will become an impostor. What does this mean? You might be a spy or enemy of the state and your former life is now your cover. You might be a member of the witness protection program. Perhaps you knocked off someone and stole their identity. Maybe you’re an idol who dresses down in order to slum it around town. It could be something more outrageous like an illegal immigrant in a body suit, or a writer who painted her skin in order to experience life from a new perspective. Maybe you’re a thief, or a gold digger who lied about her past. You may even be a different race or gender than what you appear to be.

  1. *The Impostor Stone
Sat Aug 9 17:21:18 2014

Traitorous Wishing Ring - Rather than just twisting wishes, this ring will outright trick and betray it’s user. It’ll make you think you’re getting what you want just long enough for users to greedily make multiple wishes, then come the betrayals. If you wish for a perfect girlfriend it’s usual procedure is to turn someone into a selfish conniving gold digger who will fool you long enough to get what she wants. If you wish for money, you may find a pile of cash only to later discover it was loaned to you by the mob.

  1. Traitorous Wishing Ring
Thu Aug 14 13:21:47 2014

The Cursed Latex Mask - You know how in Cartoons someone can just wear a mask that will perfectly disguise your face and even have proper lip movement and not look at all fake. Well these mask will perfectly disguise your face just like those cartoons, no one will see it as anything but real. However if you wear the mask longer then six hours it will not come off no matter how hard you pull. It will then start to slowly fuse with your skin and become you real face. In some more heavily enchanted masks you also start to slowly change mentally into whoever th mask is suppose to depict.

  1. *The Cursed Latex Mask
The Mirror Man
Sun Aug 17 11:37:19 2014

Mysterious Magic Morphing Meteorite Mayhem - They've been scattered around and about by not too infrequent meteor showers over the years, and range in size from pebbles and upwards.   Now everyone knows that these glowing rocks from outer space produce strange transformations when triggered by strong emotions.   No one knows much more. The stronger the emotion the stronger the response.   Smaller fragments produce smaller transformations and are rapidly drained of glow.   Larger rocks last longer and/or do more, but are also rarer finds. Whatever the size they are considered highly dangerous but highly desirable for both medicinal and entertainment potential.

  1. Mysterious Magic Morphing Meteorite Mayhem
Greyman
Mon Aug 18 06:15:40 2014

Spring of New Beginnings -

Created by the man to stifle the free love vibe of the psychedelic sixties. Whosoever is immersed in this body of water will arise in a different body of water, miles away. They will have no memory of who they are, or where they came from.

Ordinarily this would be where uncle sam rolls in to provide them with a new life as cogs in the machine, however the project was abandoned years ago.

Though their heads are wiped clean of personal knowledge, the mind is also opened. The bathers can learn knew things incredibly fast, and they retain this ability just until they learn enough so called absolutes to feel set in their ways as most of us become.

If they meet someone from their old lives it’s not impossible for them to remember, but it would take a powerful thing to make that happen; something as strong as rock n’ roll.

  1. Spring of New Beginnings
Tue Aug 19 03:51:39 2014

Mood Rings -

     Mood rings are halo-like in appearance, and are invisible to normal people without the right magical spell or tool. They fall gently from the sky and find someone's head (not that they will notice), which they will gravitate toward and float over once found. They are made by a deity who intended to spread positive feelings throughout as many realities as it could, which required that they sacrifice their existence to do so (lest they never make a significant impact anytime soon).

     Unfortunately, the results are often an example of paving a way to Hell with good intentions. With the deity's demise, they couldn't tailor the rings for every individual, so they affect people randomly. The deity hadn't minded that, though, because they were of the mind that the existence of the positivity was what was important, not how it affected anyone's life.

     Whoever ends up with a mood ring could feel various positive things (interest, excitement, joy, contentment, arousal, et cetera) about practically anything, even if the individual in question normally had a strong negative response to it before. On top of that, the mood rings have a positive-reinforcement effect, so they can have lasting effects if not removed quickly enough.

  1. *Mood Rings
That man!
Tue Aug 19 04:38:58 2014

Flowers of Algernon - This mysterious sample of flora is known for pink petals with grey wrinkles and tendency to grow in places where only dandelions could. Just the pollen from this plant improves concentration and memory for short period of time. Consuming the petals or stem in any form will cause the subject's intelligence to increase to genius territory but what goes up must come down and eventually the subject will be dumber than they were before. The faster and higher the rise the harder the fall. More doses can extend the effect but this has unpleasant side effects.Some people may have been dosed at a young age without knowing that one day their mind will wither. The roots of the plant have the opposite effect they dumb down the consumer for a time based on the dosage but intelligence will return greater than before, yet the bliss of ignorance has a seductive quality to it as repeated doses can induce permanent idiocy. The roots can affect a person for years at a time before the mind is allowed to bloom again. Mixing the two parts of the plant can have unpredictable results. Beware the seeds as only one of the five seeds will grow the flowers the other are seeds for other mind altering plants.

  1. Flowers of Algernon
Crazy Diamond
Wed Aug 20 02:38:12 2014

Practice Pendant - Name any skill you wish to acquire. It will become as though you’ve practiced for the past eleven years. Be warned, you don’t just practice this skill, it’s as though this has been the single defining element of your identity up to now. Using the pendent again will substitute the skill for another, you can’t be good at everything. You can also give skills to other people.

  1. Practice Pendant
Wed Aug 20 18:57:25 2014

The Evil Mirror - This mirror will change people in different ways. It will change a personality of a man or woman. it can cause people to change their careers from something good to something wild. It also can magically transport itself into homes, businesses, banks, the beach. The opportunitys are endless.

  1. *The Evil Mirror
Thu Aug 21 00:08:52 2014

Dream Pillow -

     Dream pillows look like ordinary pillows, except they have special charms embedded inside of them that ensures that the user of the pillow will dream. The exact nature of the dreams can also be controlled by the charm, and be used for various purposes.

     Dream pillows can be made, sold, or found, and in the latter two cases there's always the possibility that someone doesn't know that the pillow isn't ordinary.

  1. *Dream Pillow
That man!
Fri Aug 22 18:31:09 2014

The Mushroom of Reality: - In point of fact, the mushrooms are the fruiting body of truly gigantic fungal mass within the soil of a region that extends for hundreds of miles. A fungal mass that happens to posses the power to rewrite reality. Thing is, this power requires imagination to be used, and the fungal mass has none. Instead, whenever someone sentient enough to have an imagination eats a mushroom, their body will be disintegrated while the fungal mass uses their imagination and personality to completely reshape reality. Then when another source of imagination eats another mushroom, the previous source of imagination will be physically reformed in perfect health.

  1. *The Mushroom of Reality:
Drake-Sextant
Fri Aug 22 23:18:33 2014

Lilith's Mirror - Lilith is reputed in some stories to be the mother of monsters and demons. This mirror will transform anyone who is reflected in it for 10 consecutive minutes. The subject will become a monster woman of some kind. Whatever they become will have the capacity to disguise itself as a normal human and an ability to change other women into lesser versions of what they are. These monster women will have a desire to transform other women and to find a worthy man to mate with.

The morale nature of the initial subject is exaggerated towards their innate leaning, basically good people become truly heroic while more harmful people become truly evil. Women transformed by the initial subject will lean more towards the person that changed them. So good monsters create other good monsters.

The mirror seems to desire privacy, however, if anybody not reflected in its glass is where they can witness the change, the change does not begin.

Breaking the mirror reverts all transformations that occurred within the last 24 hours and removes the ability to transform others from those it doesn't revert. Any woman that became pregnant also remains a monster woman. Once broken, the mirror reforms in some random place in the world after a month.

  1. *Lilith's Mirror
Sat Aug 23 04:53:07 2014

Bracelet of Amends. -

Long ago, embarrassed by how many of her friends went about cursing people over the smallest provocation, a witch created the bracelet.

The bracelet bestows blessings upon its wearer, blessings that are specific to their cursed self. A man turned into a woman might receive beauty, fertility, or the ability to eat lots of chocolate without getting fat. A man cursed into the form of a cat might receive warm milk, catnip, and a cozy rug next to a roaring fire.

Essentially it helps them make the best of their reassigned lot in life. Persons who are not always in their cursed forms ( werewolves, Jusenkyou curse victims, etc… ) Only benefit in their cursed state, and may in some cases even experience a karmic backlash when their good fortune is pulled away from them.

The bracelet can get stuck on the person. This isn’t a magical effect, it’s just indestructible and has a tricky clasp mechanism.

  1. *Bracelet of Amends.
Sat Aug 23 20:43:44 2014

The Doll Box - This item looks like a nondescript wooden box with a gold latches to keep it closed. Inside the box you will find twelve very well crafted porcelain dolls, some of which may resemble people you know. It you stare into the eyes of one the dolls you will wake up to find you became the person the doll depicts. The dolls always resembles a person who is currently living on the planetoids one is on and when you close the latch the dolls will change into different dolls. The doll box always comes with you to your new body and a doll of your old self will replace the doll you stared at, be careful not to close the box though, otherwise it could be awhile before your doll shows up again. While you are in someone else's body your own body will act as you normally would act. While in your new body you can access the memories of your new body, but be careful the more you do that, the more you risk losing yourself in this new identity. (Based on a story on Fictionmania)

  1. *The Doll Box
The Mirror Man
Mon Aug 25 17:17:56 2014

Glamour Mode -

New software uploaded into digital and cellphone camera’s, from the makers of the mpc and reverse engineers of the reality camera.

The glamour mode is active by default. It can be deactivated or have it’s settings changed, yet most people don’t realize it’s even there. It digitally alters the subject of the picture to yield a better photograph.

A unique feature of this software is it’s subject settings. You can enter one or two verbs and a noun to describe what your subject is supposed to be. The words are chosen from scroll down windows. The default is attractive person. Some verbs to chose from are pretty, spoiled, cheerful, studious, etc…

The changes are incremental and cumulative, not complete with a single picture. For example, a raven haired girl would need seven photographs to become a blond. The person who takes the picture is aware of the change and the person photographed is not. People who take selfies are not aware of their changes.

  1. *Glamour Mode
Tue Aug 26 14:39:21 2014

The Elixir - It all started with a Succubus in the realms of Hell, less and less woman were corrupted enough to become succubus's and it was starting to become a problem for her political power. She then got an wicked idea and whispered in the ears of an accomplished Alchemist a formula "guaranteed" to give eternal youth and beauty. However while it did do that, it also slowly corrupted the user with every drink. Centuries later this formula still pops up from time to time ready to corrupt another human. This Elixir exact effects on the first drink is for 24 hours the victim body transforms into a sexy sultry woman with what one would call a "bitchy" personality, a woman who would use her body and charm to use people for her own comfort (if one is already such a person, then the elixir simply makes one even "sexier and removes any lingering inhibitions). After the day has past they turn back to normal fully aware of what they did under that enchantment. Most say they'll never use the elixir ever again, but the other persona still has a whispering voice in the back of the mind urging her to use the elixir again. The formula of said elixir will be burned into one's memories, with only the strongest magic able to let you forget it. As you use the elixir more and more the voice becomes louder and more entangled into your normal thoughts and the effects will last longer and longer until one gives in to the other persona at which time will render the transformation permanent. (Based on the storyline made by Evie of the tg captions)

  1. *The Elixir
Wed Aug 27 15:40:00 2014

Swip Swap - A lavender crystal ball no lager than a baseball but filled with swirling mists. When a single person touches it the object becomes primed ready to effect the next person to touch it. Once the second touch has been made the two will exchange 1 physical aspect(Breast size, gender, height, etc) 1 mental aspect(Intelligence, sexual orientation, personality quirks, etc) and 1 advanced aspect(Family, history, special abilities, etc).
The effects of this object are permanent as subsequent contact with the device will exchange different aspects between the same party.

If someone new touches the object the oldest person in the connection is booted.

  1. *Swip Swap
Crazy Diamond
Sat Aug 30 06:58:50 2014

The Vaguely Similar Object Maker - This vaguely similar object maker makes vaguely similar objects.

  1. The Vaguely Similar Object Maker
Sat Aug 30 22:32:20 2014

Insult Medallion -
Once there was a witch. You know the type. The witch never lifted a finger to help anyone, yet was quick to cast judgement on others. She loved to get offended on behalf of people she thought should be offended, not that she ever asked those people what they felt.

Anyway, her favourite thing was to curse people, the rush of asserting power over others is what she lived for. If you insulted any group of people she’d turn you into a member of that group. This went for misogynists, racists, even old folks who complained about the k1ds today.

It got so bad that she had to streamline the process. You see, magic takes time; you need to chant, draw runes, light candles, etc… That’s why people put enchantments on artifacts. She created the insult medallion. Whosoever degrades others in the presence of the medallion shall know the pain of their kind. That’s what’s engraved in latin on the medallion. Though, since the witch particularly hated misogynists the medallion sometimes assumes insults towards women are misogynistic even if the quality you mock is not gender specific. Unless it is really direct, the medallion sometimes misses cases of misandry.

The witch one day said something bad about muggles and lost her powers. It never occurred to her to just insult witches.

  1. *Insult Medallion
Mon Sep 1 00:56:48 2014

Rabbit Hole -

     The rabbit hole can appear randomly and unexpectedly, which often leads to someone falling down it. When that happens, the person in question is transported to an alternate universe that's reminiscent of their own, yet the place and the people they know can be quite different and strange from what they are accustomed to.

     In this alternate world there are a number of ways to be changed, some ways obvious and others not-so-obvious, and they can be either minor or major in a physical or mental way. Should the person who is not a native to the alternate universe experience too many changes, until they fit right in with the other denizens of said alternate universe, their way back to their original universe will disappear, which they will be able to sense and understand the meaning of.

     Should they find the way back before then, in the shape of another rabbit hole, they will return to their original universe. Their changes — if there are any — normally do not go away, but passing from one universe into another can have unwanted affects on them, either in the degree or nature of the changes. If someone is lucky enough, however, the disturbance caused by traveling between universes could null one — or more, if they're really lucky — of the changes.

  1. *Rabbit Hole
That man!
Mon Sep 1 04:18:50 2014

Mi-Bi-Shi - Mi-Bi-Shi
A new card game that’s sweeping the nation.

First you must build your deck. You can buy ready made decks of fifty-two cards, booster packs of six cards, or trade and buy specific cards from other players. However many cards you own you can only choose fifty-two when entering a game.

The first type a card is a change card. A change card details a possible transformation. Change cards have three types:

Trait Change Cards - Examples include: Booty Size, Asian Heritage, Gender, IQ, etc…

Skill change Cards - Examples include: ballet, clerical, cooking, rocket science ( ultra rare card ), etc…

Style Change Cards - Piercings, formal, cuteness, sexiness, etc…

At the start of the game each player will draw six cards, and play a rock paper scissors to determine who goes first. The play who goes first must either play a transformation card or pass on a turn.

If you play a transformation card, then you must flip a coin to determine if the change is positive or negative, and roll a dice to determine how much transformation occurs if quantitative in nature. Example: player one plays the breast size card. The coin lands on positive and the dice lands on six. The player that receives this transformation will have there chest increase by six sizes.

From here you go into Magic Phase, all players try to either capture, evade, or deflect the transformation. Play spin the bottle, and whoever the bottle points to will receive the transformation, unless they can evade or deflect.

This is where Magic Cards come in handy.

Magic Cards each have a special ability written on the card. Here are a few:

Betrayal: You may deflect a transformation, towards the player with whom you share friendship.

Steal: Steal a transformation after the bottle has pointed to another player.

Cancel: Nobody is transformed.

When you use a card, draw another. If you have six magic cards you may draw extra cards until you find a transformation. The Game ends when all players are out of cards.

  1. *Mi-Bi-Shi
Mon Sep 1 21:01:23 2014

NO Ring - The equal and opposite of the Yes Man's Ring. On a steel band is the word NO shaped of steel in any language that onlooker's comprehend. This ring is just as powerful as its counterpart but it's power revolves around refusal and denial rather than acceptance and compliance.

The NO ring has further reaching effects than a single person, the stronger the refusal/denial that the wearer makes the further it reaches. a simple NO will only effect the nearest party but a true doubtless passionate NO can change the entire world.

This ring does have a side effect with every use the wearer becomes more likely to refuse and deny things they don't want to accept. This also imbues them with an overall resistance to change via unnatural means.

  1. NO Ring
Crazy Diamond
Tue Sep 2 02:07:46 2014

Mask of Inner Desire - A powerful, ancient object. When worn on the face, it releases a persons innermost desires and id unto the world, giving them the power to reshape reality to what they really want underneath.

  1. Mask of Inner Desire
Wed Sep 3 21:22:43 2014

Mask of Loki - A powerful instrument used by the mischief god Loki to spread chaos. When worn on the face, this simple wooden mask the wearers id to run rampant, sating every respressed desire and feeling rhey have with the unbridled power of a god. Reality itself will seem to fall to exactly what they want. When the user has unleashed their full desires, and has everything they want, the mask will fall off, leaving them exactly as they pictured, and another lucky host may take up their place.

  1. *Mask of Loki
Thu Sep 4 05:57:37 2014

Form T63G - Attention Sir or Madam,

The office of Transformative Affairs has been issued a transformation request in your name. This request has been ratified and will be effective upon receipt of notice aka the time at which you receive this letter.

The reason for your transformation is:

To be checked by office

REQUEST BY TRANSFORMEE REQUEST BY POWER OF ATTORNEY INCENTIVE PROGRAM FOR PUBLIC DONATIONS SHORTAGE OF SKILLED LABOUR NEED FOR INCREASED PUBLIC SPENDING BILL 467 ADDRESSING SHORTAGE OF HOMEMAKERS BILL 786 ADDRESSING SHORTAGE OF CHEERLEADERS PETITION OF 30+ SIGNATURES SUSPICION OF TREASON COMPLAINT OF RACISM COMPLAINT OF MISOGYNY OTHER

Physical transformation is accomplished via celestial magic, and will therefore coincide with the nearest sunrise. Mental transformation utilizes lunar magic and will therefore coincide with the nearest sunset post physical transformation.

You will become:

This section is for office use.

The names of the persons who issued your transformation request will not be disclosed as per our confidentiality mandate. If you feel this is an error, please come directly to our home office at kihgfgfrrghfdrgnkljnkgdy and fill out form T63G. We suggest doing so before mental changes set in.

Have a Nice Day

  1. *Form T63G
Fri Sep 5 14:57:35 2014

The Royal Stone - One day a great and powerful king died, he had no living heirs. In order avoid a long and bloody war, a wise wizard grabbed a stone from a small stream and placed an enchantment on it. He then brought it to his young apprentice and in a flash of light, the world changed. The apprentice was suddenly sitting on the throne and everyone from lowest beggar to the richest noble was kneeling before him as king. In time the apprentice die and the stone disappeared. Now the stone wonders the vast reaches of realty jumping from universe to universe granting royalty to those lucky enough or unlucky enough to touch it. After someone has touched the stone they will gain a royal title, it can be anything from Prince to King to Emperor, from Princess to Queen to Empress. The stone will either make those who touch it into a royal of existence nation or create new one for them to rule.

  1. *The Royal Stone
Sun Sep 7 21:00:52 2014

Compass of Destiny -

     The Compass of Destiny, rather than simply helping someone find where they want to go, sets a new course for their life to take. As soon as someone opens the lid, wherever the needle happens to be pointing decides the user's destiny, with one of three-hundred and sixty possibilities. The only hint of the changes to come is given by the image that appears on the underside of the compass.

     The changes made are indirect, with probabilities bending to favor the ultimate outcome. The one being affected is nudged toward their destiny through a series of events that take advantage of both the circumstances and how someone will react to them. No destinies are impossible, though they may seem impossible to the one being affected, but are — at worst — just really improbable.

     The destinies in question refer to one's role on the stage of life, ranging from negative, positive and those in between. They could become extremely wealthy, famous in their line of work, a movie star, or the leader of a nation; on the other hand, they could become a homeless beggar, an infamous criminal, a sloven couch potato, or be at the mercy of a pimp.

  1. *Compass of Destiny
That man!
Mon Sep 8 23:30:48 2014

The Crazy Diamond - This flawless diamond rivals the Cullinan in size and once it rested firmly in the socket of the being know as Crazy Diamond. Spending an incomprehensible amount of time with the being imbued with his powers and exposed to his thoughts. Eventually Crazy Diamond was gifted with a replacement and for a time this one gathered dust but like the objects of power created by the being it fell into the multi-verse.

The Diamond has many powers. Looking upon it awakens the sleeping weird thoughts and ideas that lie sleeping in most people. When light is focused through the Diamond on a person they shall be imbued with the empowering touch and every object they touch will for three days become an object of power. Touching the Diamond will fill the person who touch it with reality warping power waiting to be used but expends quickly. The power can be refilled by touching the Diamond again but it warps the mind of user and not always towards corruption and insanity. The ultimate way to tame the powers of the Diamond is replace one's eye with it.

  1. The Crazy Diamond
Crazy Diamond(Who made you google the Cullinan)
Thu Sep 11 03:39:49 2014

Savant Stone -
Those who stare deeply into this azure jewel will notice a tiny light emanating from inside. The light is neither a reflection or a lens effect.

A music teacher in Taunton Massachusetts wished upon the stone for one of her students to improve with the violin. The student became a violin prodigy. She had an innate talent so great that she quickly surpassed her teacher. However, increasing her talent in this limited field seemed to drain her ability in all others areas, all except one. Her physical appeal, social intelligence, and sensuality became the only thing to match her genius with a musical instrument.

  1. Savant Stone
Thu Sep 11 15:13:42 2014

Discontinued Meds Version 2 -
In an alternate timeline, a breakthrough was made in the behavioural sciences. A means was discovered whereby directives could be programmed into a normally unused sector of the human brain. Afterwards medication, taken regularly, would stimulate this sector of the brain. As long as people remained on their meds, the programmed directives would supersede a persons capacity for independent thought. If a directive told you to obey someone, you would do so without question. If a directive told you an idea was true you couldn’t even comprehend arguments that contradict this universal truth.

Due to pressure from other nations, believing the use of this procedure was inhumane, all medication was discontinued in the summer of this year. 2/3 of the people in a certain society have been programmed in some way or other. Let the chaos begin.

  1. Discontinued Meds Version 2
Fri Sep 12 14:19:14 2014

The Mutiverse traveling AutoCloset - Stories differ on how this created, some say this was an invention that had to misfortune of being in the same building as the quantum physic experiments, others say this was the work of a mischievous Fae, some would even argue that the Doctor is involved with this somehow. But whatever you believe this place could someday be going to a closet near you. This place temporary replaces any closet within the entirety of the multiverse. Within it's borders contained almost every piece of clothing that can physically exist, but also contains a something more. A someone erratic artificial intelligence that controls the domain. It's obsessed with giving people extreme makeovers. It has limbs everywhere in the room, and you'll find a very fully stocked makeup drawers, an advance hair salon, and even a surgical table and the proper tools for those extreme cases. Once the AI let's you leave, you'll find your closet back to normal but your clothing replaced with the kind he put you in. Their are some rumors that on more unwilling victims he has some capacity for mind control and the ability to change the fabric of reality in minor ways to make a person close ones accept the new look. But those might simply be hearsay from his critics.

  1. *The Mutiverse traveling AutoCloset
The Mirror Man
Sat Sep 13 14:45:05 2014

Adorable Adapter - The embarrassing failure of a mad scientist, which he tried desperately to bury. This device, disguised a a light up toy gun, was originally meant to transform its victims into there own idea of the perfect feminine sexpot. Apparently it draws out ideals from the wrong sector of the brain. If you’ve ever been aroused, or just squealed in delight, at something along the lines of Minnie Mouse, Amy Rose, or any of those candy colored ponies, then it will transform you into either that, or something along those lines. Personality changes do sometimes occur, though they do not include memory alterations, attempts to deny the change are futile at worst and adorable at best.

  1. * Adorable Adapter
Tue Sep 16 14:49:08 2014

Rings of Nature and Nurture -
One ring has the power to change that which people normally cannot control. A persons genetics would fall into this category. The other ring changes only that which we can control; What we study, what we practice, what we have do.

It’s not always clear which ring is strongest, or where one rings power ends and the other begins. However the two rings cannot be wielded by the same person at once.

  1. *Rings of Nature and Nurture
Thu Sep 18 17:08:52 2014

Statue of the Holy Monkey - A small carved figurine, showing the figure of an ape wearing a wise and resolute expression. The ape is sitting on his haunches, one hand extended in a gesture that seems to say Come on, worship me. You know you want to.

If the Statue of the Holy Monkey is worshipped, there is a chance the Holy Monkey himself might appear.

  1. *Statue of the Holy Monkey
Chuck
Thu Sep 18 20:24:25 2014

Glowing Dragonflies -
A race of insects. They have the appearance of glowing dragonflies. These creatures have evolved a rather unique defence mechanism. If they sting you their bodies will die, however the primitive consciousness of the insect will possess the body of the person or creature it stings. The insects mental capacity stretches to make full use of it’s targets more complex brain. Once possessed, the dragonfly has full use of the hosts memories while said host is merely dormant. Aside from protecting the nest, the dragonfly will assume the life of the individual. Like ants, or bees, the dragonflies are hard workers and survivalists. Driven by their natural instincts, they will pursue wealth / security, popularity / a large hive, beauty, fitness, and a strong mate / chance to pass on their genes. The consciousness of the insect will fade in four years ( it’s natural lifespan ). After four years the host will just wake up with no memories up to the day before she was stung. Even the memory of actually being stung is gone.

  1. *Glowing Dragonflies
Fri Sep 19 17:59:18 2014

Ring of Empathy - The failed experiment of a wizard that wanted to help people empathize with one another. Though wearing it does allow you to share feelings with other people, it is rarely in a productive way. If your mom disapproves of your friends it could make you share her distaste. If you hang around party animals you will crave sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. A woman talks about how in love she is with her boyfriend, and you find yourself wanting to steal him away. Then you meet a guy who is in love with you, and sharing his feelings causes you to love yourself with an unhealthy level of vanity.

  1. Ring of Empathy
Mon Sep 22 14:01:24 2014

Ring of the Double Cheat - A sister ring to the Ring of Netorare, which can only be worn by a person in a relationship. It corrupts the reality of the world, the wearer and their relationship with their main love interest. Once worn, the main love interest of the wearer will find any and every opportunity to cheat on the ring-holder. But in an twist, the wearer is also compelled to cheat on their main love interest. In other words, the main love of the wearer becomes a living sex god to all they are attracted to save the wearer. While the wearer becomes a sex god to all they are attracted to save their original love. So who receives the ring?

  1. *Ring of the Double Cheat
C.King
Wed Sep 24 22:09:28 2014

The Bracelet That Does Nothing - Once there was a physicist / philosopher whose theories caused him to be laughed out of academia. He ended up wearing tinfoil hats and hoarding both lab equipment, and ancient artifacts in a tiny wood cabin. He believed that reality is far more pliable and tumultuous than we know. If reality changes our memories go along with it. Reality could be a raging storm, and all people would notice is a gentle breeze. This is why he created the Bracelet that does nothing. Though it does nothing, nothing is done to the wearer while wearing it. His theories were confirmed, the world around him was in constant flux, and only he had any true continuity in this existence.

  1. *The Bracelet That Does Nothing
Thu Sep 25 13:28:15 2014

The Corrupting Choker. - In some worlds evil is not just a word given to those who do horrible things, it is a divine force of the universe. In one such universe a powerful wizard of the force of evil actually turned a tiny prick of that force and crystallized it. He attached it to an enchanted choker that only the most powerful of wizards could ever hope to break. With clever use of this device the world fell under the ownership of evil for a thousand years. Since then this artifact has been going around the multiverse corrupting all who wear it. The choker looks like something rather expansive and gives a mental suggestion to make it oh so tempting to wear. Once it is on, only a force equal to a powerful god could hope to remove it. It slowly corrupts a person's soul to be evil. What that mean can change from person to person, sometimes it as simple as making someone a high-school bitch queen bee, to being the harvanger of the apocalypse. This usually depends on how powerful the individual wearing it actually is. In some timelines the evil crystal absorbed some power from the idea of "evil is sexy" and can make someone's appearance more physically attractive. If someone who is already unrepentantly evil wears it though it has a bit of a strange effect, it actually absorbed that person's "evilness" to recharge it magical batteries so to speak.

  1. *The Corrupting Choker.
The Mirror Man
Sat Sep 27 15:37:16 2014

Hands-On Books -

     Books from Hands-On Books give "readers" practical experience regarding their contents, via a magically-powered virtual world in one's own mind. What had begun as a franchise that focused solely on educational and do-it-yourself books had quickly branched out into other areas as their popularity grew, and now one could experience fictional works from the perspective of a character of their choosing, among other things.

     Hands-On Books can be found in magical and non-magical bookstores alike, though not so often in the latter. They can also be found or encountered through other means, as one might a normal book. Directions and warnings are given at the front of each book, as well as a waiver of liabilities if said directions or warnings aren't heeded, in the event of something going wrong.

  1. *Hands-On Books
That man!
Mon Sep 29 00:40:31 2014

Void Nullifier - Once a powerful artifact used to depower and stop a a rampaging overlord, this pearl-white gem embedded in a vinyl glove has the ability to 'nullify' and void out just about any aspect of a person. On the basic level, curses, powers, magical aberrations of any kind will be canceled out. However one may also end up erasing roles, traits, personalities, particularities, or absolutely anything that makes one unique or different. It'll effectively leave them closer to a tabula rasa state of normality, depending statistically and generally on what's considered 'normal' for which verse the victim is in. The Nullifier cannot specifically give back what it's voided or taken, but it may 'overload' and unleash all it absorbed into the void back out. Because the item is a multiversal construct throughout space-time, it may have taken in aspects from other characters across different worlds before this happens. A 'meltdown' can be performed by overuse of the tool, or just mishandling, such as say attempting to break it. Because it's combustion of magical energy is unstable, it won't ever simply 'return' aspects the way they were voided, but rather unleash them in a chaotic burst effecting whoever gets caught in it. This can have unpredictable effects, from giving the original user all it's aspects, to spreading them throughout a populace, or even rewriting timelines to have accommodated for whoever ends up receiving the backlash.

  1. Void Nullifier
brandygang
Mon Sep 29 14:42:02 2014

The Queen's Scepter - Hm everything must have an opposing force, that tends to be a common rule for magical items. Their was an Artifact of magic known as the princess gloves, a piece of fine clothing that would turn anyone into their idea of a princess. One day the gloves came to one fateful universe where they were found by a young but powerful mage. He like the idea of an artifact to create an ideal woman, but he had one qualm. He did not care for the young and pretty princess, he wanted his lover to be a regal and powerful queen. Studying the gloves he was able to recreate the magic embedded in the gloves But instead of turning someone into their idea of a princess, it would turn someone into their ideal of a queen. The wizard put the magic in a scepter worthy of queen power. He did eventually find his own queen to love and the scepter like the gloves scattered across the multiverse. The Scepter more or less works like the Princess gloves, once you hold it in your hands you will not be able to get rid of it, it not stuck to your skin but if you threw it in the middle of the ocean far away from civilization or something along those lines you will find it right next to you after you wake up from sleep. It turns someone into their idea of what a Queen is. That sort of where the problem comes in, a strange thing happened culturally while princesses were depicted in fiction as pure hearted maidens, queens were depicted as cruel and wicked woman with a lust for power. This trope while noticed is still can be embedded in a human consciousness. A lot of people were corrupted into cruel woman who would do anything for power and the scepter magic slowly grew a bit corrupted from this. While it won't turn you outright evil if you think a queen is not naturally evil, it does give you a bit of an aura of dominance that makes people more willing to listen to your words.

  1. *The Queen's Scepter
The Mirror Man
Tue Sep 30 00:30:00 2014

The Amulet of Defictionization - Their was once a comic book nerd who discovered a spell that would turn a toy into the real object it depicted, Toy guns became real guns, props made to love like advance machinery became functional machinery, and ever objects of magic became truely magical. This person went on to become both a well respected internet comic book reviewer and a several time savoir of the planet. After a close call where someone stole the book with the spell in it, he embedded the spell into a Amulet and burned the page so no one else could use it. Eventually he did die and like all magical artifacts it scattered through the multiverse. This Amulet when it touches a toy or cosplay prop or anything of that sort of nature, it changes into a real functioning device no matter how much the laws of the universe says it can't exist. Toy laser pistols become real working laser pistols working exactly as it did on it's source matieral. Of course it also suffers from the limitations such objects had from the source as well. If you defictionlize a transformation trinket like a power ranger morpher or a sailor scout pen, while the first caster did for awhile had problems with those sort of devices not having the source of power to perform a henshin, he did fix that flaw by the time he made this amulet so they will work and latch on to the first person who tries to use it.

  1. *The Amulet of Defictionization
The Mirror Man
Tue Sep 30 00:45:40 2014

Nicknamer - A simple black pen with a platinum tip that writes with a unique gold and silver swirled ink on any surface with ease. The pen is just a pen with finite ink unless it writes on the image of a person. Whatever words are written upon the image become part of that person's TRUE NAME adding the meaning of the words to that person's identity. For example write 'Brainy Prude' on a porn star's picture and they will ditch their profession and go to college. Also this causes other people to call this person by their nickname by default. The change can only be resisted by changing one's identity in a significant way. This artifact is one of a set connected to a long lost God.

  1. *Nicknamer
Crazy Diamond
Tue Sep 30 01:44:59 2014

Unequal Exchange Mirror - This round mirror has a very noticeable crack in it. When two boys and one girl are reflected in the mirror at the same time, their genders will be swapped, becoming two girls and one boy. When two girls and one boy are reflected in the mirror... nothing happens. If the mirror is mishandled, it may crack further, after which it would require an even greater imbalance to trigger the exchange. It is also possible to break the mirror entirely, but everyone knows that causes bad luck.

  1. Unequal Exchange Mirror
Wed Oct 1 06:29:34 2014

Rebooting Wishing Webpage - Your wishes will reboot at a predetermined interval to ensure that you always have what you wished for. Suppose you wish to be the most popular girl in school. If you embarrass yourself, the slate will be cleaned at your next reboot. Suppose trends change so that a different type of girl is popular, say a Latina, or a African American; at the next reboot you will change to meet these parameters. Perhaps you’ll finally graduate. In this case your year of birth will be moved forward so that you will remain in high school FOREVER. People cannot counteract their own wishes.

  1. *Rebooting Wishing Webpage
Wed Oct 1 16:06:17 2014

Slut Gun - This miraculous device is designed to facilitate the generation of virtually any possible kind of slut from the basis provided by anyone nearby. Turn an office worker into an Asian stripper. Make a few adjustments on the numerous dials and instead have the outcome range from trailer park slut to a high end courtesan. Speed of transformation, specifics of outcome gender, and breast size can all be adjusted with a registered version. The trial version only allows one change per person and has severely limited options available.

  1. *Slut Gun
Shemale Sakura
Wed Oct 1 21:39:20 2014

True Self Mirror - There are many mirrors in the universe. Mirrors that can swap lives, reveal other worlds, make people beautiful or ugly, a whole host of things. This mirror does something very simple: it reflects the person's true self. Technically, the mirror doesn't actually change anyone or do anything other than this, but... well, how would you react if you learned you're a whore deep down after years of chastity? Or a bimbo after years of high education? Or any of a number of things that are so obviously wrong, and yet feel so right as you spend more time thinking about them.

  1. *True Self Mirror
Thu Oct 2 13:06:20 2014

Precocious Mirror Ghouls - Once a great race of highly curious, yet rampantly obnoxious creatures called 'Ghouls' were cast into a mirror by a powerful sorceress. Per their punishment, there souls were trapped there, but over time the mirror was lost through the eons of time. Somewhere along the way a tiny crack appeared on it.

This allowed the Ghoul spirits to break free, abit slowly and one at a time. However due to the fact they are cursed to return to the mirror unaided, they need a 'Host' to be looking at the mirror so they may possess them and break free. Once a host is quickly overtaken by a Ghoul, their consciousness is completely suppressed and the takeover is instant. Their memories, feelings, subconscious and entire mind is accessible as a book to the Ghoul while in the host is in stasis.

The Ghoul however, is than tasked with adjusting to their new body and existence. Being sealed formless among endless hordes of their own kind for so long, they will seek to assimilate the host's life and personality for their own. Yet mirroring another's persona is never easy, some might be dumb and play out a crude caricature of the host. Other's might be intelligent or unique, and have a different take on their victims life, leading to an unexpected new identity shown forth. Ghouls occasionally have simple names like "Sexy', "Prudence", "Patience", or "Cunning." Their names usually match their style of original behavior.

Despite that most Ghouls are 'usually' simplistic, mimicing creatures by nature, the power the Sorceror who banished them feared was that of their intrinsic ability to learn. When they had bodies, they quickly learned to smold weapons from dwarves, smash enemies from ogres, snipe arrows from elves and attributed their magic to crackling Witches. Far from cheaply imitating, overtime they analyzed and even improved the original craft of those they 'mirrored'! Their analyzing capabilities, and proficenicy to adapation is terrifyingly potent. Not unlike an Artifical Intelligence, or L'enfant terrible growing from the womb to Adulthood within a few days, their worldview can mature quite rapidly if left unchecked. How will this affect the Roleplaying they must manuever as the people they takeover, one might wonder?

There is one more facet to these Ghouls, should they leave a host (either willingly, or by forceful ejection somehow) the re-awakened soul will have their full memories of their experience, but try to rationalize it as best they can, no matter how absurd or different their behavior was.

  1. *Precocious Mirror Ghouls
Brandygang
Fri Oct 3 20:38:35 2014

The Midnight Facial Mask -
A cream that promises to clean pores, rejuvenate skin, and make you feel like a new better person. The directions say apply before bed, wash in the morning. If you use this product, you will wake up in an unfamiliar place with a new face. You will have identification, people who recognize you, skills you didn’t have before, and superficially speaking a life that’s better than your previous one. A recurring theme is that people wake up as cute Japanese Idols. If you try to return home you will find that someone else is living your life. This person will get along better with your family, make peace with your enemies, be more effective than you at work or school, and over time correct all your faults. I won’t say, just yet, who this person is, only that she will deny being anyone other than who she appears to be and accuse you of being the impostor if you approach her with what happened.

  1. *The Midnight Facial Mask
Mon Oct 6 15:08:03 2014

Wet Paint - Paint that makes things wet. Available in a variety of containers, or may commonly be discovered on benches, chairs, toilets, or other places people sit. It doesn't ever quite dry. For obvious reasons, it is not water soluble. Manufacturer is not liable for any damages caused to washing machine and/or dryer.

  1. Wet Paint
Fri Oct 10 05:17:23 2014

Velmas Curse - [Snipped excessively long description which was a paste of the entire child episode. This does not appear to be a "Thing of Power" option but instead a Scooby-Doo BE fanfic. - Editor]

  1. *Velmas Curse
immortaltom
Fri Oct 10 21:28:33 2014

The Faceless Coin - The Faceless Coin This coin begins as an oddly bland metal token. It’s about the size and shape of a vintage silver dollar, yet it’s as though no faces were ever engraved onto it. The owner of the coin may absorb two identities into the coin to create a single being with a dual identity.

The possibilities are endless. You could extract the Wonder Woman identity from Diana prince. Diana would go one with her normal life having no clue she was ever a super hero, while her more glamorous self can be bonded to another person. You could make Akane and Shampoo into a single being, they may have a jeckyll and hyde relationship, or some complicated backstory explaining why a single personality lives two radically different lives.

After a coin is completed a new coin will eventually appear.

  1. *The Faceless Coin
Tue Oct 14 17:24:27 2014

The Other Mirror Of Truth - This mirror makes what is reflected on its surface true, as though a person could be judged by appearances alone. It will make it so that the way you look at the moment you are reflected is indicative of you true self. It can do the old favourite of making a halloween costume real, but the mirrors reaction is far more sensitive than that. Wearing clothes that are more risqué then normal or just making a sexy pose could trigger a reaction in the mirror. Even checking your reflection when you just have a skin tan could lead to a race change. Features that are obviously fake will look real after the change.

  1. *The Other Mirror Of Truth
Thu Oct 16 20:22:01 2014

The Waifu Tick - We all have a person we sometime fantasize getting into a close relationship. For some that goal is impossible either because they are not attractive in conventional ways, their object of affection is a being that does not exist or at least is probably guarded by security, or even if they are just a normal person he's just not that into you. Well we got a thing for you to help vitalize your non existent love life. The Waifu Tick is a small mechanical thing of super science that finds an well hidden and hard to reach place on a person's body and settles their. Once it set it has two different functions, one is to transform the victims physical form to your desires if you object of attraction is either not real or very difficult to get close to (or if you just want "fix" some imperfections about that person), The second function is to make the victim become act as your perfect ideal of a girlfriend/boyfriend or spouse. This item will work from the sickliest human to the most powerful gods (Warning: Studies have shown that this device does not work on Eldirch abominations and The Lady of Pain). However be warned about something, the victim is fully aware of what they are doing when under the influence of this tick, if it's ever removed by any means your corpse is not going to look pretty. Physical changes do not revert when you remove the tick.

  1. *The Waifu Tick
The Mirror Man
Mon Oct 20 13:36:16 2014

The True Swap Wand. - The other one is a lesser thing, this is the True Swap wand. This object has the ability to swap any attribute with any two people, not just yourself and another. These attributes can be things as simple as bodies, body parts,to more complex swaps like swapping Lives, Relationships with people,jobs, hobbies, sexual orientation etc. If it is something you can quantify you can swap it between people. Who ever touches the wand immediately gains all the knowledge they need to use this artifact, and sometimes when needed the mental compulsion to use it.

  1. *The True Swap Wand.
The Mirror Man
Mon Oct 20 14:20:53 2014

The Sex Engine - A mechanism sent from a far-future sexual utopia that slowly but surely remakes first those in the vicinity, and eventually the world, into pansexual paragons of polyamorous promiscuity.

  1. *The Sex Engine
Shendude
Thu Oct 23 01:47:52 2014

The TARBDIS - Short for "Transformation and Relative Breast Dimensions In Space," this blue box is much bigger on the inside. Like other similar devices, it can transport the owner and his companions to any time and space. Due to a short in the Orgasmatron Circuit, however, it will only travel to locations where sexy situations are likely. So if the owner wished to witness a the Battle of Waterloo, the TARBDIS would go to an alternate world where the lingerie clad armies of Wellington and Napoleon wrestle to determine the fate of Europe. Unlike other similar machines, the chameleon circuit on the TARBDIS is working. So, if the pilot want to visit the girls' locker room, the TARBDIS will transmits to resemble a typical locker or shower stall. However, it will also transform those within to blend in with their new environment. Thus, in the example above, the passengers within might become teen cheerleaders in various states of undress. The TARBDIS is currently between owners, and the first person to claim the key will become the new owner.

  1. *The TARBDIS
churl
Fri Oct 24 00:13:51 2014

Class Change Costumes! - A staple of many RPG settings, these magical outfits can provide numerous skills and physical enhancements after being donned, and some might even become permanent after sufficient use! Of course with such power there is a serious drawback. When not properly cleaned by an alchemist after each new costumer the outfits can develop a... personality of sorts. They might prefer certain qualities in their owners... and add them if they aren't already present. In some cases they can be very specific about who gets to wear them...

  1. *Class Change Costumes!
Shemale Sakura
Sat Oct 25 17:35:29 2014

Clothing Transmorgifier - This weird ray-gun has the ability to transform a living creature into a piece of living clothing, made by mad scientist with a rather strange fetish of sorts. While a person is a piece of clothing they can somehow still see and think but little beyond that, though some long term cases have been known to learn to move in this form. The interesting part comes when some wear the living piece of clothing, the victim will start to feel the general feelings and thoughts of a person. The longer one is worn by the person the more deep their in-tuned into the wearer's mind and soul. In general if your worn long enough it becomes difficult to separate your thoughts from the wearers foreign influence. Those that are changed back after a long time being worn tend to be a bit unhinged from the experience. They take personality traits of their wearer, or in the worse case scenario think they are the same person as the former wearer. The Transformed individual as a piece of clothing is indestructible, impossible to stain, and in general immune to wear and tear normal clothing goes though.

  1. *Clothing Transmorgifier
Mon Oct 27 05:32:34 2014

Pass Through Looking Glass - During the day it’s just an ordinary mirror. At night it aligns itself with different worlds in accordance with the arrangement of the stars. The creator of the mirror knew that it wasn’t just him creating the one mirror, and that duplicates of the mirror would come into existence in countless parallel worlds. You can pass through one mirror and out another. However there is no way to know how long the portal will be aligned with your original world, or when it will align again. Those who pass through the mirror are transformed into members of the dominate species in the geographic area they go to. Amazingly the worlds tend to be drastically different yet the people are more or less the same. You could go to a world populated by anthromorphic bunny rabbits and still find beings equivalent to the friends and family you recognize.

  1. *Pass Through Looking Glass
Tue Oct 28 13:54:43 2014

Heart of the TARBDIS - A glowing ball of light once used to power a machine, it's been separated from it's core and will become bound to the next person that looks into it. Once 'bound', it won't be able to create a new TARBIS, but rather change it's host into a TimeLorp. As a timelorp they will be mostly the same, with a few new assets such as slight mind-reading,newly astute awareness, charisma, and strategic intelligence. They'll also gain an extra heart. Another strange side-effect of becoming a Time Lorp is others will be more likely to follow them, as Companions almost. Together they'll be likely to encounter different people, threats, survive danger, and go on perilous adventures quite frequently, due to the Para-logistic Trope Resonance field a TimeLorp unconsciously emits. Strange perverse situations are also likely to be encountered wherever they go. However the most powerful asset gained by staring and being bound to the Heart of the TARBIS, is a form of Immortality making one immortal through 'Regeneration.' Whenever a TimeLorp dies or is nearing death's door, they will instead find themselves regenerate into a new body. Although keeping the same memories and being technically the same person, each new incarnation of themselves with have varying looks, behavior and personality. Where does the body come from? What does it look like, how does the new TimeVorp deal with being changed into a new entity cursed to go on hammy adventures? That's for the powers that be (writers) to discover.

  1. Heart of the TARBDIS
Brandygang
Wed Oct 29 11:50:03 2014

The Tooth of the Alpha Wolf -

This tooth belonged to a wolf that was originally a heretic, meaning it had no pack of its own. When the wolf tried to join a pack, it was always pushed out by the alpha. Finally unwilling to take any more abuse, it challenged a formidable alpha and won. From then on the wolf was heretic no more, it led as the new alpha. The wolves spirit of dominance lives on in this tooth.

Humans also have a pack mentality. Those with a common characteristic will assemble into groups for strength and support. Whosoever keeps this tooth on his or her person, is destined to lead a pack. First this person will be drawn to groups of similar people. They may be anything: cheerleaders, military personnel, pregnant women in a lamaze class, athletes on a team, fiancés of Ranma Saotome, homemakers, girl scouts, etc… Next the bearer of the tooth will gain whatever characteristics needed to join the group. Finally this person shall come into conflict with the alpha. Having the tooth does not guarantee you will win this conflict. If you fail to dominate one pack you will be drawn to another.

  1. *The Tooth of the Alpha Wolf
Wed Oct 29 19:20:13 2014

Mirror of Other Selves: Swap Varient - In some timelines a person took the mirror of other-selves, an artifact normal meant to summon another universe's universe of yourself, and made an alteration to it. Instead of summoning the other self to your world when touched, you switch bodies with them. Afterwords like the normal mirror it will loose power, but instead of days it can be out for years because of the increased cost of magic this cost.

  1. *Mirror of Other Selves: Swap Varient
The Mirror Man
Fri Oct 31 18:24:55 2014

Halloween Costumes - An old favourite, at the stroke of midnight people become their halloween costumes. The twist this time is that the effect is purely psychological, with no physical transformation, and lasts even after the costumes are removed.

People dressed as werewolves will believe themselves to transform every full moon, only effectively speaking it’s more like being hypnotized to act like a dog. Someone who dresses as a generic sexy witch might gain occult knowledge and increased libido at the cost of their moral compass, whereas someone who dresses as the wicked witch might be afraid of indoor plumbing and wondering where her monkeys are.

  1. *Halloween Costumes
Fri Oct 31 20:15:03 2014

The Booklet of Know - A small blue booklet with only half its front and back covers, every other page is missing.

Despite the deceptively few pages the book contains any information the reader wants to know. From complex equations to how to get in bed with that cute girl that thinks your a dork the booklet can tell you anything you want to know. But there is a price to pay after you put the information in the book to use you lose it and a little extra from your mind. Using the booklet repeatedly will atrophy the readers mind making them more and more dependent on using the booklet.

This is half of an artifact belong to a forgotten god

  1. The Booklet of Know
Crazy Diamond
Sat Nov 1 19:17:53 2014

The Guide of Ledge - A collection of pages held between two half of a cover without a spine.

On these pages is no new information but provides insights in using your current knowledge and abilities to achieve what you need to do. Using the guide on a regular basis strengthens and sharpens the mind. It can also be used to negate brain drains, brain washings, and insanity. The only side effect of the guide is the reader will become more interested in intellectual pursuits and has decreased interest and aptitude in physical activities.

When merged with its other half the Booklet of Know the true Book of Knowledge is reborn. Its power is only known to those who read it.

  1. The Guide of Ledge
Crazy Diamond
Sat Nov 1 19:43:54 2014

The Social Station Agent - Though it's not known how, this program sometimes appears as a featured application in app stores regardless of device, be it Apple, Android, or otherwise. It never appears, nor is available to download by the general public at large. It appears to only one person at a time. It's free to download, installs quickly, and has an accessible interface. It can be deleted from the device at any time, but cannot be transferred onto any other system. It is device anchored and is not bound to the owner of the said device. The designing company is listed as Karacoso Consolidated. The name appears nowhere else in the known annals of human knowledge, save where people discuss the company and the app itself. Where it will become available and why are not known. As for the function of the program, its foundation is relatively simple. To begin, the device's camera activates. The user can point it at any person they like and touch their screen to select this person. Once a subject is identified, a new menu is brought up, which gives the user the option to select for this person a new "Social Station." This changes the subject's role in the world. The option is given to enact physical and mental changes to assist in the transition to this new role, but it is not required. If mental changes are not enacted, the subject will simply be left with the knowledge of their new role and the feeling that they won't be happy until they start to play it. They may hate that this is true and resist, but it will only lead to depression from denying their new true self. Retroactivity cannot be achieved within reality, but some degree can be maintained in the mind of the subject. The user can select popular templates, as well as more obscure ones, or create their own. Additional parameters can be selected. Multiple templates can be applied in combination or a new template can replace the previous changes. To return a subject to normal, the user need but scroll to the top of the selection menu and pick "No selection" from the dropdown menu. As can be divined from public discussions of the program on the internet, there have been updates to the program from time to time, but never while someone has it. They are only performed between users. It is widely assumed that Karacosa Consolidated is aware of and researches discussion of their application, but since the nature of the company is entirely unknown, this cannot be verified.

  1. *The Social Station Agent
SuraKuraAnon
Sun Nov 2 06:45:46 2014

Hypnotic Pocket Watch - Long ago a teenager vowed that he would take all the energy he wasted on thoughts of sex, and direct it into inventing. This was the result. The casing was made from an old railroad pocket watch. You don’t have to swing the object back and forth. Once opened it emits a hypnotic light that nobody ever remembers seeing. The light makes people suggestible.

In the beginning you can’t force people to do things they would never do. However the effect is cumulative. If you plant a suggestion, give the mind time to mull it over, then plant it again, eventually these implanted thoughts will become normal to the subject.

  1. *Hypnotic Pocket Watch
Mon Nov 3 18:23:55 2014

The Button Labelled Do Not Press - What does it do? That’s a good question. Some say it’s never been pressed. Others say that those who press the button are erased and forgotten. Another theory is that people simply can’t remember if they pressed it or not. Whenever something strange happens people look to the button for answers, or at least excuses. A Harvard lawyer decides that her true calling lies in the strip clubs. A two hundred year old diary is found, belonging to a woman that disappeared last week. A man disappears the same day his greatest rival meets his ideal girlfriend. What is the truth? Is there a pattern?

  1. *The Button Labelled Do Not Press
Tue Nov 4 01:59:09 2014

Gallagher Brew - It looks like just a regular bottle of high proof liquor, but it's actually been imbued with the mad scientific tallent of Galloway Gallagher from the stories by Henry Kuttner. Gallagher's brew imbues whoever drinks it with incredibly advanced mad science abilities, allowing them to rappidly craft nearly anything they can immagine overnight. So long as their drunk - the mad genius tallent only manifests when it's possessor is completely hammered. Which tends to lead to inventions built around ideas that seemed good to someone when they were drunk enough to find lampshade hats high comedy. Also, anyone who's been drunk inventing will find it nearly impossible to remember anything about their inventing session in anything more than vague flashes or general feelings.

  1. *Gallagher Brew
Drake-Sextant
Thu Nov 6 17:22:14 2014

Grope-Happy Gloves - Seemingly a pair of ordinary, albeit unusually clean, gloves, when a woman comes near them, they have a chance of becoming fixated on her. When fixated on a woman, the gloves will frequently grope, caress, and otherwise pleasure her with extreme skill. The gloves also can cause any part of the woman they touch to expand, transform, or become more sexually sensitive.

  1. *Grope-Happy Gloves
PyroWildcat
Mon Nov 10 02:05:36 2014

Dress Up Debbie -
Debbie was a beloved children's doll, made by the Brattel corporation. The first doll was released in the early thirties, new accessaries and iterations of the doll have been released every year since. She’s held over 200 different jobs and lived in the worlds most glamorous settings. Her age varies between 18 and 28, depending on her role. She’s been a doctor, nurse, heiress, stewardess, movie star, fashionista, college student, housewife, globe trotting adventurer, and much more.

In early 2000 Brattel was bought out by a competitor. The ‘Dress Up Debbie’ line was discontinued. The companies new CEO claimed that the doll had lost relevance to the modern generation. This was not the end. There was one last doll, though only a single prototype was ever made. A doll maker worked feverishly, believing she could save Debbie by making this her greatest work. It is said that she poured her soul into the doll, dying just as she completed the figure. The doll maker died at midnight exactly.

If is said that the doll has a cinderella like enchantment. Whoever holds the doll can wish to become a real life version of any Debbie doll that has ever existed. At midnight the wisher will return to normal, though they can use the doll to transform again. The dolls owner will take on whatever talents or quirks the specific version of Debbie possessed, which varies greatly throughout her eclectic career.

  1. *Dress Up Debbie
Mon Nov 10 19:32:05 2014

The Troper - tvtropes.org a website describing and citing every trope and cliche of all forms of media. One day in an alternate universe a Super Scientist turned the website into a powerful device. This simple 10 by 8 inch touchscreen tablet has not only the entire site (self-updating) stored on it, the device has the power to apply any trope to a given target by merely pointing and choosing a trope. Once applied tropes cannot be simply removed or undone just be careful of contradictory tropes on the same subject.

  1. The Troper
Crazy Diamond
Fri Nov 14 02:15:39 2014

Tutorial Spirit - For years C.Diamond Corp has been dealing with the complaints from deities for sowing chaos and ruin into their worlds. Eventually the man himself came to a compromise and bound to each Object of Power a Tutorial Spirit. The spirits are etheral beings with a full understanding of the object they are attached to and their only desire is to see it used to its fullest potential. The spirits hold the authority to force any user of the device to use it in anyway they see fit to instruction in its use. The Spirits have absolute neutrality and loyalty to whomever holds the device at the moment.

  1. Tutorial Spirit
Crazy Diamond
Fri Nov 14 02:24:55 2014

Fabric of Reality Lingerie - A matching bra and panties made from the fabric of reality. The fabric is highly elastic. If you pull on this fabric and release it will snap back upon the wearer. When this happens all reality will ripple for a second. The wearer, who is at the epicentre of the chaos, will be able to alter reality with a thought. Unfortunately the backlash of the snap is confusing and disorienting, so she won’t really be in control of her momentary godhood. She may respond to suggestions until the ripples settle, in fact it is best you give her a suggestion so that the wearers confused mind doesn’t just randomly wander.

  1. *Fabric of Reality Lingerie
Fri Nov 14 05:29:04 2014

Potara Earrings - These earrings were most famously used by The great super saiyen Goku and the Saiyen Prince Vegeta to fuse into a stronger being. Since then the earrings just been straddling the multiverse to be found by unsuspecting victims. The earrings when worn by two different people will fuse then into a combined being of some sort. The new being personality is an amalgamation of both parties involved in the fusion. Normally it is supposed to be permanent, though there are some substances that can dissolve the fusion.

  1. *Potara Earrings
Mon Nov 17 00:11:43 2014

Personality Swapping Earmuffs - Note: These earmuffs swap personalities, not minds. The victim believes they are still themselves, yet their likes, dislikes, love map, temperament, etc... no longer corresponds to how they remember such things should be.

  1. *Personality Swapping Earmuffs
Mon Nov 17 17:48:05 2014

Ring of the Incubus - A magical cursed ring that gives the wearer a powerful cock that can manipulate the minds of others. However, it is the cock, and not the wearer that gains such power. While immune to the power themselves, suitable partners nearby can hear the demands of the incubus cock telepathically and will follow those orders to the best of their ability. Beware of depriving such a cock of what it desires for too long, as it may turn those around you against you to achieve its ends.

If the wearer lacks a cock of their own, the ring will grow one that would suit their taste, if exaggerated for better enjoyment.

As the incubus cock gains experience, it matures, gaining in power and sentience, though the nature of such growth depends on the person to whom the cock is attached. A particularly advanced incubus cock may even select another person to act as an avatar, speaking to the wearer or pursuing some agenda.

It is uncertain what would happen to the incubus cock if the cursed ring were successfully removed prior to the wearer's death or dismemberment.

  1. *Ring of the Incubus
Dante'sFreezerBox
Mon Nov 17 20:46:22 2014

Burnout Extreme - Medicated slap on patches, created by a bullied nerd who was willing to sacrifice his manhood for a few hours of glory. The patch draws out a lifetimes worth of masculine energy, turning the user into a hulking muscular superman with a giant cock and an inescapable animal magnetism. When their lifetime supply of masculinity is used up, they revert into the polar opposite of what they had become, a sort of ultimate girly girl.

  1. *Burnout Extreme
Wed Nov 19 18:43:10 2014

Goal Oriented TM - This works a little differently then other teaching machines. Instead of telling the machine what skills you want, you tell it what goals you have. The machine will determine what skills and assets the user needs to achieve these goals, and adjust the user inappropriately. Users may be surprised what skills they actually need to get the job done in the current marketplace.

  1. *Goal Oriented TM
Mon Nov 24 15:25:00 2014

Trapped Wishing Ring - Long ago a samurai was ordered by his feudal lord to retrieve a legendary wishing ring. The samurai succeeded. He was honor bound to give the ring to his master, yet feared what could happen if it was misused. After consulting a wise Buddhist monk he came to a decision. The samurai made one wish. He wished that any who use the ring in a dishonourable way would receive a fitting punishment. Later the samurai did indeed give the ring to his lord. When the lord wished to conquer the world he found himself transformed into a submissive courtesan who was herself conquered every night.

  1. *Trapped Wishing Ring
Tue Nov 25 22:15:25 2014

Sweet Dreams - A sleep aid medication that will probably be recalled sooner or later due to some oddly specific side effects. Subjects have vivid haunting dreams of being paralyzed or held in place while strange figures hover around them. This is often mistaken for a waking up in surgery or having an alien abduction experience. Males also have vivid dreams where they imagine themselves as women they would normally be attracted to. The dreams have the feel of memories.

  1. *Sweet Dreams
Thu Nov 27 14:10:46 2014

The One Ring of the Pimp King - Long, long ago, there was a Pimp to rule all Pimps. He was respected by his boys and ho's, hated by his baters, and feared by all the punk-ass bitches who stood against him. His Pimp-stick was long, his Pimp-Hand was strong, and his step had that Pimp-Swagger all-damn-day long. But, alas, though his exploits are still spoken of even by people who never heard of him, on planets he'd never been too, his name has been lost, not to time or age, but simply because one ho pronounced it wrong and, in his fury, he Pimp-smacked that ho so hard he had accidentally knocked his name from spoken language and memory... In that smack, though, the Pimp Hand was so strong that the Pimpin' ring on his Pimpin' Hand became imbued with his own Pimpin' power. And now that ring drifts, looking for someone worthy of the power of the Pimp King.

  1. The One Ring of the Pimp King
White Whiskey
Fri Nov 28 21:55:49 2014

The Interuniversal Traveling Body Swap Lab - This room travels across the multiverse to fulfill it one purpose, to swap random people's bodies. It unknown why it does that or who programed the room but for whatever reason it will fulfill it single minded purpose. Any doorway in any universe can just randomly lead to this room, there is always at least two open portals at any moment. The room inner mechanics will restrain the victims, it has even been known to even restrain deities, and place them into table. When both of the tables has been filled by a victim it proceeds to switch their bodies and dump the victims bodies right where they were before they entered the room.

  1. *The Interuniversal Traveling Body Swap Lab
The Mirror Man
Sun Nov 30 00:11:04 2014

The Grellstone - Looks like an ordinary shiny rock, but it really is one of those many wishing stones out their in the multiverse. Their is no restrictions on what you can wish for with this particular rock, however you do have to be in a certain state of mind for the wish to be granted. The rock powers it reality changing magic with angry emotional energy so to make a wish you have to be really pissed off. Of course people tend to not to make carefully worded wishes when angry so this wishing rock tends to get more chaotic results then most standard wishing rocks. (Based on a interactive story on writing.com)

  1. *The Grellstone
Mon Dec 1 00:29:19 2014

The Eyeglass of Marriage - One day a powerful wizard was sulking in his lair that once again the girl he loved had no interest in him what so ever. He then just said to himself, "screw the process of courtship, lets just use magic to speed this up.". He did not want to use a love spell since well those have a tendency to backfire a lot, so he instead did something a bit more complicated. He infused into an eye glass an ability to change the fabric of reality so that who ever he looked at through the glass would end up married to him willingly. Of course while the device worked he screwed up a little when he accidentally looked at the warlord who was invading right that moment. He did not have a pleasant rest of his life considering how rough the guy was to his romantic partners. Since then the Eyeglass has done the normal aspect of getting passing though many hands and many universes. This artifact will simply put change all of reality so that you are married to the being you look at. The creature has to be sapient for the glass to work so you can't end up marred to a normal unintelligent animal. But however the eyeglass will function if you look at a image of a being, it will even work on "fictional people" by just grabbing from a universe where they are not a fictional person. Of course if you look up multiple people with the glass it will just warp your society into one that allows polygamy.

  1. *The Eyeglass of Marriage
Wed Dec 3 16:58:41 2014

The Random Female Character Generator - A novice programers exercise in html. His hope was that this program help writers come up with unique new characters. It’s a very simple brute force program. For instance when it creates a name for the character it chooses between fifty preprogrammed names and fifty surnames, by use of simple random commands. Next it chooses a random age from 2-40; if under twenty it matches your age to an appropriate school year, over twenty it chooses randomly from a list of 50 different professions. following these methods it gives the character a random: birthday and corresponding sign, blood-type, favourite colour, favourite food, school club, hobby, two dominant personality traits, body type, hair colour, hair style, eye colour, skin tone, preferred mode of dress, relationship status, and if married a number of k1ds.

I mentioned he was only a novice programmer, the creator was also quite young. When he posted links to his program online, the wasn’t prepared for the comments his work received. Apparently the program was picked up by the TG fan community and reposted as a game entitled ‘What will you change into.’ Some people actually complained that it was too hard to become a bimbo or a slut in the ‘game.’ Weirdos. The programmer ran crying to his sister. Amused, the sister decided to use her witchy powers and enchant the program.

  1. *The Random Female Character Generator
Fri Dec 5 01:53:35 2014

Imperfect Match Maker - This item was created by a lovelorn artificer who wanted to find their ideal lover but she failed all forms of traditional romance and turned to magic. A frameless double sided mirror that shows the reflection on the opposite side. It begins a process when a person looks into one side their image appears on the opposite side than on a reflective surface near any person they've had a romantic(sexual) thought about. When one of these people sees the image and thinks a romantic thought the next step of the process begins. The image of the other person appears in the mirror and if the original person has a romantic thought the change begins. The person shown in the mirror will be changed mind and body into the ideal match for the person who looked in the mirror. Of course the person who looked into the mirror will become the ideal match of the person shown. Of course this is where the imperfection comes from the transformations are not synchronized. So basically each person was changed into their other's ideal match from before they were changed so the chances of them being compatible are astronomical in fact results can be tragic as the changed mourn the loss of their 'true love'.

  1. *Imperfect Match Maker
Crazy Diamond
Sun Dec 7 07:00:30 2014

Tsundere Antidote - Being a tsundere is often a burden. Being unable to express yourself in situations acting like a jerk or bitch to people you care about due to their own immaturity and emotional baggage. This potion a simple sky blue liquid will suppress tsundere traits for a short time. This is great for confessing your true feelings, breaking up a pesky love triangle, or just knowing what its like to express yourself effectively. WARNING! Repeated doses can have varied and unpredictable side-effect ranging for ass-expansion to zombism. Permanently suppressing tsundere traits are possible but any added side effect will also be permanent.

  1. *Tsundere Antidote
Crazy Diamond
Sun Dec 7 07:32:06 2014

Logical Fallacy Reprogrammer - This microphone device has the power to alter minds using formal fallacies. IE: If all bimbos are women, and you are a woman, then you are a bimbo. It's as simple as that. Use at own risk.

  1. Logical Fallacy Reprogrammer
C.King
Sun Dec 7 20:37:10 2014

The Mnemonic Manipulator - The mini iPhone size computer can erase, edit or change memories. As well as create psychic blind spots, like Spider-man in Brand New Day (where people couldn't remember Peter Parker and Spider-man were the same person) or Max Lord in Justice League:Lost Generation. Enjoy changing people's mind, reality, person and personal reality.

  1. The Mnemonic Manipulator
C.King
Sun Dec 7 20:41:36 2014

The Applause Button - A hand held push button that was originally connected to an applause sign on a set where TV shows were filmed in front of a live studio audience. There was one sitcom filmed in that studio which wasn’t particularly funny, so the button grew to hate insincere applause. Eventually it learned how to draw energy from the applause and direct it into transforming the subject of the applause into something the people would want to cheer. One day a sound technician stepped onstage to fix a problem with an amplifier. Due to a misunderstanding, someone hit the applause button and everyone thought the show was starting. The applause button transformed the hapless technician into a pop sensation along the lines of Hatsune Miku.

  1. *The Applause Button
Sat Dec 13 18:01:46 2014

Enchanted Wishing Deck - An enchanted deck of cards. When two or more people draw cards, the card you draw determines what sort of wish you get to make.
Drawing hearts allows you to make wishes concerning beauty and romance.
Drawing diamonds allows you to make wishes concerning wealth and power.
Drawing Clubs allows you to wish for luck or triumph.
Drawing Spades allows you to curse others.
High cards have more power then low cards. To counter a wish, you need a higher card.
If you draw a card then you must make a wish, even if you draw spades.
The Joker will reset reality so that everyone thinks their current state is normal.

  1. *Enchanted Wishing Deck
Tue Dec 16 21:38:21 2014

The Succubus Eye - A long time ago their was a demon known as Lilith, the first wife of Adam and the queen of the succubus's. Within the time of early periods she was a powerful threat towards the force of light, slowly corrupting humanity as much as she could. One day a mortal man rose up to slay the foul demon. Long story short the man won the battle and as Lilith's corpse vanished, only one part of her remained intact, her eyes. They hardened into crystal and the man foolishly took them as a trinket to remember this triumph. Time passed and the man found a woman to love and eventually they produced a daughter. One day when the daughter found by accident the crystal eyes, she found them beautiful and took them for herself. For months afterwords men within the town started to feel drained of energy, some even died. Meanwhile the daughter started to grow to become more and more beautiful. a fact that the demon slayer was at first proud. However as the days went by the man could not help but feel a dark tingling whenever he was near his daughter. One night the daughter went into her father room, her eyes glowing with the same darkness that the succubus he slayed had so long ago. He died that night and his daughter was never seen again. Since then the two eyes had long since scattered into the multiverse waiting for those foolish enough to keep them. When one holds on to one of the eyes they will feel rather horny so to speak. It start slowly at first but overtime grows to the point the victim needs satisfaction. However when they give in and have sex they will find they can feed off of a person's energy. However that's not the end of the things they can accomplished during sex, they can steal a trait from their sexual partner, it can be something like an eye color, a healthy organ they posses, or maybe something immaterial like a memory or a skill they have. As the victim keeps satisfying themselves with the eyes in their possesion, they will slowly changed from whatever they were before to either a succubus or incubus depending on gender (of course their are cases of men becoming succubuses and vice versa.)

  1. *The Succubus Eye
The Mirror Man
Fri Dec 19 00:24:45 2014

Mothers Best Eggnog - Once there was an alchemist who wanted to have the type of Christmas he had as a ch1ld. His wife wouldn’t have this, because it basically meant her doing all the work while doting on and spoiling everyone else. That’s why the alchemist decided to create this special eggnog recipe. It is well known that alchemists can turn abstract concepts they understand into ingredients. The alchemist didn’t quite know how to mix Christmas spirit, so he made his own version of it. He took enough femininity to turn a homely man into a beautiful woman, domesticity, a pinch of submissiveness, an artistic streak, maternal instincts, do it yourself stubbornness, and nutmeg for favour.

The wife knew all her husbands tricks. She switched her eggnog with her husbands.

  1. *Mothers Best Eggnog
Fri Dec 19 14:40:15 2014

Punch Clock - An old fashioned punch clock, like the one in the Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf cartoons. Basically people transform when they punch in and return to normal when they punch out. The people who use the clock are oddly oblivious to the change. They may remember enough to tell anecdotes to others about work, but nothing too specific or out of character. Essentially they keep home and work separate, at least until someone tries to visit them on the job.

  1. *Punch Clock
Fri Dec 19 18:04:20 2014

Hartman Hips - There is a well known animation trope out there know as the Hartman Hips where to show off a woman as more "mature" without showing breast (since it a kid show and they sometimes can't get it past censors) they instead make the woman have a rather huge rear end. Well their was a wizard who had a fetish for cartoon woman with these sort of hips and decided to his fantasy a reality. He enchanted a pair of panties and gave it to a woman he was dating. Of course when the woman ass grow three sizes and aged to 30 and found out it was her boyfriend she immediately dumped him. The Panties then fell into the void between universes and been going through universes since then. They item takes the form of a pair of panties that when put on seem to pad out your butt a little. However as you continue to wear these panty your rear will slowly grow and your hips will expand, and you'll age up to be roughly around 30 or so. When a man wears it for any reason they also have the additional effect of a gender change.

  1. *Hartman Hips
Sat Dec 20 14:16:26 2014

Recorder Earrings -
A little piece of future technology that fell through a temporal rift.

The right earring is the remote control, and the left eating is the recorder. The controller can be manipulated by touch. When the jewel turns ruby red the earnings are recording the wearers memories in real time. When it turns emerald green, you’re playing a stored stored file. Sapphire blue means they are in standby. There is a lot more to the earrings then three settings but they’re probably beyond the understanding of todays people.

The earrings were used for many purposes in the future. Some people believed that we are nothing but the sum of our memories, and so recorded their entire lives. Others just record highlights of their lives, to live over. Imagine a virgin absorbing all of a sluts sexual encounters. They may also contain technical knowledge or in rare cases arcane secrets. Some carry top secret information that terminators from the future would kill for.

  1. Recorder Earrings
Wed Dec 24 18:17:49 2014

Snow Globe - This item, that looks like a snow globe of a medieval village, is actually a biosphere where a warlord kept his transformed and shrunken harem slaves. Inside the sphere, the slaves where kept beautiful immortally. If you touch the glass you will be transported into the sphere. From there a coven of enchantresses that oversee the harem will seduce newcomers, intoxicate them, and transform them to be suitable for there long gone master. The enchantresses also act as thought police to the existing harem slaves, who occasionally build enough independence to rebel. There are two ways out. One is a portal in a mirror the warlords shrunken castle. The second to have someone outside the snow globe lift it from the podium, not the glass, and say the name of the person they want. People inside don’t like it when you flip over or shake the globe.

  1. *Snow Globe
Sun Dec 28 14:51:27 2014

The Bag of Transformations - A strange red bag of unknown origins. Capable of holding an infinite of magical items which course all kinds of weird transformations. The bag works by complying those that see it to reach into it, when they do they will garb a random object and take it from the bag. The transformation they get despond on the item for example a wedding ring might change the person into a bride or a cap might transform them into a superhero.

  1. *The Bag of Transformations
Mon Dec 29 13:51:51 2014

Almost Body Swap Headbands - A scientist spent years trying to make body swaps a reality. He failed ( sorta ). The reason is that he approached the problem by treating the brain like a computer and the mind like software. Software is not technically moved in a download. Rather pieces of it are copied into data packets which reassembled in another computer. What’s the difference? For one is possible to, for lack of a better word, swap one mind but not the other, essentially creating two of the same person. It is also possible to have incomplete swaps, whereby one person only takes certain traits or memories from the other. Even when they do a complete swap there is still a philosophical argument of who is truly who. So is this creation better or worse overall?

There are two headbands, a master and slave unit. The master has a user interface that projects a virtual reality avatar and responds to voice command. The slave is simply disguised as a normal headband. Another obvious flaw is that swapping minds will essentially give the master unit to your target.

  1. Almost Body Swap Headbands
Tue Dec 30 23:42:39 2014

The Quest Log Book -

Created by a Mad Social Scientist with the aid of a Digital Wizard, the pages of this notebook are separated into three sections labeled Title, Steps, and Outcome. Any desired outcome can be written into its section, and completing the listed steps will cause the outcome to happen. Note, the book will actually adjust the steps to complete its directive that they must be challenging but possible to accomplish.

There are also a few assistant option check boxes that can allow the quester options including to see a directional prompt to the location of the objects people or locations important to each step of the quest, an checkbox giving them an extradimensional 'inventory' for storing and retrieving quest related objects, and give the quester the ability to ask for hints about accomplishing quest steps.

  1. *The Quest Log Book
Drake-Sextant
Wed Dec 31 06:13:42 2014

Aphrodite's Blessing: Fruit of Polyamory - Aphrodite is a(n insane) goddess who gets rather bored at times and thus comes down into the mortal world to set things up for a potential bit of romantic entertainment. The Fruit of Polyamory is one such blessing wherein she touches some piece of fruit at random and moves on. These blessings are short lived, fading within an hour of the goddess touching the fruit, and the more the blessing has faded the more personal power each of the first affected pair must have to jumpstart the blessing. However, once the blessing goes active, some days of sexcapades will follow ending in a polyamorous family composed of the original pair and those from their daily lives they most felt attracted to.

  1. *Aphrodite's Blessing: Fruit of Polyamory
Wed Dec 31 06:22:47 2014

Witches Curse #63 - Janet, formerly Jake, wondered if this was a reasonable place to stop transforming.

The witch said that Jakes body would grow more womanly and sexual until she allowed a man to penetrate her. Aside from mixing some pronouns the solution was clear.

As Jake, he wouldn't even consider gay sex; it was against his heterosexual pride. Then as his body became assexual, he still held out. Maybe it was stubbornness, maybe he didn't want to live as neither one thing nor another, maybe he just couldn't find a bed buddy.

Soon she was a plain girl, then a pretty girl. She could stop here, have a normal life.

Except now she wondered, 'maybe I can be a little prettier. Just a little.'

Who else falls victim to witches curse #63.

  1. *Witches Curse #63
Thu Jan 1 06:49:35 2015

Conversion Slime - A product of a mad magitech master who wanted world domination, after the original creator was destroyed whatever was left over from the slime was sealed in a container and pushed into the void between universes. However it tends to pop up every once in awhile and it never good. This slime starts out in a inert state of sorts until it is touched by someone. Once someone touches the slime they are synched up with it until they die. The person can then naturally produce an infinite amount of this substance. That person can then spread the slime onto other people and change both their body and mind however they wish. When the person dies all transformations are reversed and the slime and turned inert again.

  1. *Conversion Slime
The Mirror Man
Fri Jan 2 00:18:11 2015

Ultimate Ring of Truth - When wearing this ring, whatever one says will become true. So how is that different from your standard ring or truth? Quite simply, what is said becomes true to all, especially the one wearing the ring. As a consequence, nobody ever realizes this item has any power at all. So how does it even get used? We can speak in expressions, metaphors, hyperboles, make accusations or perhaps treat those we argue with as though they are strawmen, speaking in absolutes. It is a truly horrifying ring.

  1. *Ultimate Ring of Truth
Sat Jan 3 04:34:59 2015

Milf-Shakes - Delicious and filling! This new drink is guaranteed to bring out the MILF in any woman. Drinking it will cause the drinker to transform into a busty, horny, gorgeous MILF, with bouncy tits that break the alphabet, a plump, cushiony, firm ass, a beautiful wrinkle free face, long, lustrous hair, plump dick sucking lips, wide ch1ld bearing hips, a thin waist, and a libido that's cranked into overdrive, wanting to suck and fuck any huge cock that comes near her. Futa drinkers will find themselves becoming pure woman, but won't mind in the slightest.

  1. *Milf-Shakes
Sat Jan 3 22:43:16 2015

The Person Splitter - This device was originally intended to be a matter transporter. During the matter energy conversion, particles are over energized and pass through a prism. The result is the splitting of a single person into up to seven versions of that one individual. They are not duplicates, they were all the same person until the splitting occurred. No one is exactly the same as the original.

The process in unstable so all but one will eventually fade away. Someone has to pull the lever to transport someone else. This person can choose who stays.

  1. *The Person Splitter
Sat Jan 3 23:57:29 2015

Best Wife Trophy -
This is a literal trophy for trophy wives. Like many trophies, it is a gold plated cup on a podium. It has magical effects on the people around. Women want it. The current owner or her husband is compelled to host competitions with the trophy as a prize. Nobody ever questions how odd this is. You don’t have to be married to compete, only possess the qualities of a good trophy wife.

There is also the matter of what happens if you drink from the trophies cup. Every drink imaginable has a different effect. The drinking effect works at any time, on anyone.

Drinking champagne will turn you into the rich mans trophy wife; a woman who lives to shop, pamper herself, and climb the social ladder. She’s mostly just vapid eye candy, but not in a trashy way because she at least seeks sophistication and position.
Drinking beer creates the working mans trophy wife. She’s a homemaker, who keeps house, raises children, has dinner ready when her husband gets home from work, fetches things during the game, and is insatiable in bed.
Drinking milk creates the bride to be. She’s a beauteous virgin who exemplifies innocence and hope of the future.

  1. *Best Wife Trophy
Sun Jan 4 15:44:02 2015

Stud Soda - New, from Tuna Co, the makers of MILF Shakes, comes Stud Soda. The perfect energy drink for anyone who wants to feel like more of a man, especially where it counts, Stud Soda will turn the drinker into the perfect breeding stud, with a body of hard muscles, a face that would make any woman wet, and a cock and balls that would give a horse an inferiority complex. Warning: Do not mix MILF shakes and Stud Soda before consuming. Although the rssults would probably be really hot if you did.

  1. *Stud Soda
Sun Jan 4 22:14:52 2015

Baits - Like fishing? Great! Whatever you said, you'll love these baits. You've heard of the term 'jailbait', right? Well, what if it was an actual bait instead of a person? Now, what if it didn't stop there. What if there was bitchbait, and slutbait, and bimbobait, and all other kinds? Suspect someone of being something and want to prove (or disprove) it? There's a bait for that. Already know someone to be into something and want to use it as literal bait for a trap? There's a bait for that. You can even pair a bait you know they'll go for with one they normally wouldn't, and they'll change to make the second bait work on them. The sky's the limit.

  1. *Baits
Mon Jan 5 14:16:14 2015

Ring of Rationalization - This ring allows you to give people commands. It also keeps your victims from realizing their minds are being controlled. The odd consequence is that people carry out the commands then rationalize why they did these things. Victims will reprogram their own brains if necessary to make their behaviour consistent with their thought process.

  1. *Ring of Rationalization
Tue Jan 6 01:34:29 2015

Ring of Being Lied To - A distant cousin of the ring of lies. In this case, if the person wearing the ring asks you a question, then your answer becomes a lie. The ring bearer is aware and the victim is not.

  1. *Ring of Being Lied To
Tue Jan 6 18:51:44 2015

Aphrodite's Gift #69 - A new medicine distributed for women searching for love. Container filled with heart-shaped tablets with delicious flavor. Aphrodite's Gift #69 gradually makes the user more outgoing and/or desirable, changing her both mentally and physically in the process. If the taker has a special somebody in mind the tablets change her to the tastes of this would-be-lover. BEWARE: Overdosing, extended use or having intercourse less than 8 hours before ingesting the last tablet could have unexpected consequences. The effects could accelerate and eventually may also turn the user into an insatiable slut. Unfortunately the tablets are also addictive and the container is enchanted to refill every day.

  1. *Aphrodite's Gift #69
Thu Jan 8 11:45:06 2015

Timeshare Trinket - Two people will share the same body. They don’t share memories and their bodies will physically transform when they exchange personalities. The only way they can communicate is by writing or recording messages to one another during their time. Anyone who puts on the trinket, knowing or otherwise, will end up in this situation. Who gets the body at which times and what their new alter ego will be like is a mystery. That’s not to say it’s random, because it isn’t. People will change over the same time periods every working week, with minor variations on holidays. The new persona fulfils some sort of role or purpose, and if the original persona can fulfil this purpose herself, then the condition might conceivably be cured.

  1. *Timeshare Trinket
Sat Jan 10 00:32:26 2015

The Fun Charm - They make charms for all sorts of good fortune. There are charms meant to: find romance, keep people safe, help students succeed on tests, restore health. One day someone thought why not make a charm that just helps people have fun. The charm attaches to key chains. It works by secretly manipulating the universe to give people opportunities to have fun. However, if they continually pass on these opportunities, then the charm may change its owner to be a more fun individual.

  1. *The Fun Charm
Sat Jan 10 06:37:43 2015

Destiny Editing Gyroscope - The item consists of a gyroscope about the size of a tennis ball, with five concentric circles leading to a device at the centre. The device is both a crystal and a circuit, utilizing optics in place of semiconductor technology. When someone holds the gyroscope, it will align itself in conjunction with that persons destiny, or at least the most highly probable course. The device at the centre will transmit to the hand head unit. The handheld unit will display:
( A ) The three careers best suited for this person.
( B ) The persons best friend, soul mate, and worst enemy.
( C ) Suggested hobbies and outside interests. ( D ) Your karmic balance between positive and negative ( good and bad )
Whoever holds the remote can edit any of this. It’s a bit roundabout. You can’t say, turn your enemy into a bimbo, but if their life path is to become a stripper, marry a rich idiot, and spend your days in salons or shopping malls, it might work itself out; maybe.

  1. *Destiny Editing Gyroscope
Tue Jan 13 01:02:27 2015

Norn's Wishing Charm - Three different colored stone etched with ancient Norse runes, held together by latch-work and a single leather thread. Each stone once belonged to the three Norns and has the power to grant wishes to the holder. Unlike other wishing items this one doesn't grant one wish at a time to the older but three. One wish made by the holder in the present, any one wish made by the holder in their past, and a wish the holder could make a wide range of possible futures. The wishes of the past ripple to the present and as long as the charm is held the holder's original memories will remain, the wishes of the future echo back to the present to achieve their ends but cannot changes the past but the future self changes often. The charm can be taken apart but the results are unknown.

  1. Norn's Wishing Charm
Crazy Diamond
Tue Jan 13 01:57:50 2015

Unsold Day Planners - These are unsold day planners from previous years. Written on the first page is Property Of followed by a blank line. You can write any name on this page, not just your own. After this each page has a date followed by blank lines to write down you plans for the day. Whatever you write will be retconned into the owners past. If you write something impossible then reality will change to accommodate.

  1. *Unsold Day Planners
Tue Jan 13 20:48:24 2015

The Linking Chalice - If two people drink from this cup then their souls become intertwined. This does not guarantee they are soulmates, it only ensures that they will remain connected for several lifetimes, whether they want to or not. They could be master and pet, father and daughter, thief and obsessed detective; virtually any relationship that keeps them strongly connected to one another. It’s uncertain where the chalice originated, but drinking from it was once a ritual lovers chose to partake in for some ancient tribe. This is fine, except for one drawback. If one person tries to leave the other, either or both will transform in some way meant to reconnect them.

  1. *The Linking Chalice
Fri Jan 16 19:33:56 2015

The Living Fitness Leotard - This was first created somewhere around the 1980's of some universe by a wizard who wanted to help get his wife into shape. This leotard eventually fell into the void and ends up in a lot of worlds. The Leotard appearance changes for every new owner, but it usually a very bright color, sometimes comes with equally colorful tights and/or legwarmers. The leotard is somewhat sentient as the Living part of it mind suggest, it can move around on it own and tends to force itself onto a person. Once it has done so it can force the victim to exercise, the subtle magic makes the exercise give the victim a more womanly frame. The wizard however put some mental charms to help make his wife a more agreeable person, it usually does some mental things to encourage the person to wear more femine clothing and do feminine things though centuries of use can somewhat corrupt what compulsions it leaves. It quite resilient to damage and really only leaves when it feels it done it's work.

  1. *The Living Fitness Leotard
Sat Jan 17 04:51:48 2015

Celebrity Time Machine - The Time Machine shows up in the center of a large city where there are a lot of celebrities ranging from women who work in the tv industry, to actresses, to singers the possibilitys are endless. They see this machine and get very fascinated and step in getting transported to places in the past or future depending how it is set up leading to all types of various adventures and even some fun.

  1. *Celebrity Time Machine
Sat Jan 17 14:31:50 2015

The Imposter Maker - Mislabeled as a pasta maker and sold cheaply on the internet, This device creates an imposter. Simply turn the hand crank three times, which actually winds-up the device, and it will activate. It will start by playing a lullaby, and everyone within range of the imposter maker will then pass out. Upon awakening people will find they have an identical twin. From this point on, people are left to decide who is the original and who is the impostor. Solving this mystery can be oddly tricky. For example, one of the twins might be missing scars, damage from old injuries, or even personality flaws. You might think this is the imposter. You might be wrong. Sometimes the machine takes people apart in order to scan, and doesn’t include flaws when putting them back together. It could also miss these blemishes when making the copy. The surest sign is to observe their behaviour. Oddly the brain is the hardest thing to copy exactly. The imposter may develop a different personality in a weeks time.

  1. The Imposter Maker
Sat Jan 17 21:16:21 2015

Ruby of Possesion - This item tends to look like a relatively big ruby, however when someone touches it it will imbed itself into their chest. The person now has the ability to astrally project themselves as spirits and posses people bodies. While they are possessing someone's body the ruby will appear on the victims chest until the spirit leaves the body. While you are away from your original body, it will more or less be brain-dead, still able to breath and all other things the body does automatically. However if your body is just left without support, it will die of dehydration and you can't posses bodies that are dead. One can remove the ruby however it will be really painful, the pain been described like trying to rip out your own heart. If you do this inside someone else's body, your soul will remain in it. However since the ruby is no longer holding back the influence of the body's original soul they are able to "fight back" a lot more then they could before.

  1. *Ruby of Possesion
The Mirror Man
Sun Jan 18 14:46:08 2015

Gaming Console TF63 - This is a new gaming console. Determined to create the most engaging gaming experience and have a start-up company immediately compete with playstation and X-box, the creators incorporated micro fragments of a mystical artifact into every console sold. Gamers remember their experiences as though they actually are the game character. If you ask the most seasoned gamer, they couldn’t even tell you how they operate the controller.

This is not a one-of-a-kind artifact, rather it is the trendy new thing that everyone is buying. A tiny percentage of the consoles have a strange and rare defect. If you orgasm in a game then reality and the game worlds may leak into one another. This could manifest in transformations or mental changes that vary from system to system.

If you think this is unlikely to happen, the company is also offering free demo’s of erogè games, dating sims, and princess / idol makers.

  1. *Gaming Console TF63
Mon Jan 19 15:00:01 2015

Scorekeeping Abacus - A competition whereby the loser is transformed by the winner. Only two people who dislike or feel rivalrous toward one another can enter into the competition. Participants will transform a little with each point scored, though in the end the winner will return to normal and the loser will transform completely. Once started there is no backing out. People often enter these competitions not knowing what they are getting into. If you don’t decide what you want before the game then your desires and the nature of the transformations fluctuate with changes in score. This abacus has ten beads of each primary colour, all on separate poles. You start by sliding all the beads to the left. There are many ways to use the abacus. You can count down from maximum points. You can count up from zero points. You may use the different poles as multipliers i.e. One orange bead and two red beads might be 12 points where orange is ten. As long as you set your rules in advance the abacus will understand. The point is that the abacus keeps score. In fact the abacus will move beads on its own when the points change.

  1. *Scorekeeping Abacus
Tue Jan 20 20:43:47 2015

The Furry Gun - It's actual name is the Bio-Enhance Genetic Splicer but when it was released in the black markets it quickly became known as the Furry Gun. How it works is you place a sample of fur, blood, spit, or something that contains a non sapient's dna into a compartment, and then though the power of science it will shoot a laser that will enhance a person with the traits of whatever animal dna you put in their. Generally how "furry" you get depends on the duration you laze someone, a few seconds will just give them animal ears, tail, and a few other odds and ends while longer durations will result in more drastic transformations. Because of weird glitches that comes with this piece of biotech it occasionally changes genders too.

  1. *The Furry Gun
The Mirror Man
Wed Jan 21 01:39:03 2015

Suggestion Box - Any suggestion placed in this box will be magically implemented the next day, this makes it look like the company cares without them having to actually read the suggestions. Let's just hope people don't make any suggestions for the sake of anonymous trolling.

  1. *Suggestion Box
Wed Jan 21 19:20:47 2015

Past Year Journal - is a diary with 365 (or 366 if its a leap year) blank pages headed by each of the different months and their days of the previous year. Once the user writes something in that he would like to have been done before, it is now as if it had already happened. If he wrote that he and someone he loves got married, they are now married - for more than a whole year, if he wrote that on the January 1st, 20XX page. Of course, even if he had written she was madly in love and happily married to him, she has had the time since the present year began to change her mind back to the way she felt before she became married to him. All he has is her stuck in the situation, which gives him the opportunity to win her acceptance, if not out-right love.

  1. Past Year Journal
Thu Jan 22 14:46:59 2015

Schrodinger's Ray Gun - A mad scientist one day became frustrated with his multitude of physics warping ray guns he had too many to use at once unless he mutated himself more arms or make one ray to rule them all. He went with the later and created this artifact. The ray gun resembles a toy ray gun with a screen at the back of the barrel. This gun does whatever the person holding it think it will do. This is why there is an screen this screen will display what kind of ray it is and changes randomly to trick the user into thinking it's random instead of bound to their thoughts. The ray can literally cause any conceivable effect from a Retroactive Breast Expanding ray to an Oblivious Zombie Werewolf Ray. But every ray follows a simple formula. Integration with reality(Retroactive, Oblivious, none or a variant of these three), attribute effected/template applied, ending with the word ray. Of course since the effect of the ray is influenced by thoughts if a person witnesses the ray in action they will be changed by it in the way they think it will change them. Also the ray tends to bounce off reflective surface and it's effects become warped by ricochets and passing through translucent objects. So now it's out there waiting to be used.

  1. Schrodinger's Ray Gun
Crazy Diamond
Sun Jan 25 00:09:33 2015

The Infinite Universe Traveling Skinsuit Warehouse - In any door, in any universe a portal to this location could open up. Inside contains a huge infinitely sprawling warehouse with rows upon rows of full bodysuit that resemble the hollowed out skin of sapient beings. Every sapient being that has ever or will exist within the multiverse has a suit that captures their likeness exactly. The door will lock behind the person entering and will not open until they at least take one skinsuit (though one can take as many as they wish to take) with them. When one wears the skin suit, it will fuse with their body and change them into the person the suit depicts. While most suits just stop there, a few suits have some small intelligence in them. They could seeks to dominate the host, and alter the state of their mind to become more like the person the suit is depicting. If your looking for a particular suit, the room will shift to allow one to find it more easily. Otherwise the placements of suits are random.

  1. *The Infinite Universe Traveling Skinsuit Warehouse
Fri Jan 30 01:37:46 2015

The Witch's Mansion - In her own little pocket of reality, a youthful witch known only as Dorothy has lived for centuries in a luxurious mansion she created with her magic. Due to her love of the female form and penchant for inducing transformations and expansions, she frequently transports groups of randomly-selected women to her mansion for fun and exploration. The mansion contains furnishings and technology typical in modern times, and can have rooms for practically any purpose needed. Of course, many of the objects in the mansion can induce transformations in Dorothy's guests, and the mansion also contains several playmates to help them have some fun with their new bodies.

  1. *The Witch's Mansion
PyroWildcat
Fri Jan 30 03:58:12 2015

The Girl Stick - A short stick, about a foot long, with one end painted pink. Touch a person with the pink end, and poof, they become a teenage girl. The duration of the effect can vary wildly, from a few hours to a few years, or even indefinitely. The holder of the stick can influence the new girl's general appearance and clothing, but not the exact details. Reality may or may not adjust, or it may change in strange ways, depending on the whims of Fate. WARNING: Outcome may vary when used on demihumans or non-humanoids. Do not attempt to use on non-sapient beings.

  1. The Girl Stick
nemryn
Fri Jan 30 23:32:16 2015

The Role Reverser - Taking the form of a mostly nondescript artist's compass, The Role Reverser takes stock of two peoples' relationship with one another and switches their roles where the other is concerned. For example, should a user select a parent and ch1ld and switch their relationship, the ch1ld will now be in charge of the parent, who is subservient to the ch1ld. This doesn't necessarily change everything about their lives, and in most cases their lives outside of this relationship will remain unchanged. Each will interact as normal with everyone else. All a person needs to do is point one prong at the first subject of the switch and push the small button on the side to lock that person in. The same must be done with the other prong and the second subject. The the user simply needs hold down the button on the central bar of the compass and overturn it, reversing the positions of each prong. In the same way, the relationship can be turned aright again. The item will not have any effect if two people are selected who have never interacted, and if the two have interacted little, then the changes will likely be slight. The deeper, more defined and detailed the relationship, the more like the switch will be quite dramatic.

  1. *The Role Reverser
XHector
Mon Feb 2 07:14:17 2015

Vicarious Shadow Djinn - This is a dark matter entity that lives inside shadows. When two shadows cross, the creature can move from one shadow to another. It has no long term memory and so constantly lives in the moment, although it can read the memories of its host. The creature vicariously experiences the pleasure of its host. As far as the creature knows, its existence has always depended on its current host. It won’t leave its host unless it crosses the shadow so someone who is much happier in that exact moment. The creature has reality warping powers, and will give the host whatever he or she desires at a given moment with no thought to long term consequences or morality. It will grant wishes, anticipate wants, or just change hosts against their will to be more like people or social groups who seem to be having fun.

  1. Vicarious Shadow Djinn
Mon Feb 2 11:33:15 2015

Tiger Striped Bikini - Whoever puts on this item will gain a body well suited for it, and feel comfortable wearing the item exclusively, even in cold weather. The wearers hair will turn green and she will grow tiny horns. These Horns are a source of power, allowing the person to fly, and shoot electricity. The wearer also develops a taste for extremely spicy food. If someone manages to snag the top, then returning it will make this person the wearers darling. The wearer will love her darling unconditionally, yet jealously. The darling however, becomes a sort of lightning rod. He or she becomes the focal for all the strange phenomena the bikini attracts, although the darling will somehow be able to survive anything, even severe electric shocks.

  1. Tiger Striped Bikini
Thu Feb 5 11:36:21 2015

Blend In Remote - One day a young genius created a remote that would change anyone it was pointed at to fit the surroundings and people around them. It would even change reality and give the new person a new personality and appearance, while making that person and everyone around them unaware, unless the user wanted them to be. Being in high school, and a bit of a pervert, the boy decided to try it out in the girls locker room after cheer practice. He quietly followed the last girl in, and aimed at himself. He planned to become a fellow cheerleader with none of the girls aware as he spied them showering and changing. In his haste he didn't notice that he had left the setting for the changed person to be unaware, and without testing it beforehand didn't know changing the user overrides the memory saving feature. The new cheerleader wondered why she was holding a remote, but dismissed it and set it in her bag before joining her teammates in the showers. She lived close by, and decided to walk home. When she got there she remembered the remote, and checked her bag for it. She couldn't find it however, noticing a hole in her bag. She must have lost it somewhere along the way.

  1. *Blend In Remote
Nobody14
Fri Feb 6 19:28:20 2015

Epimeliades Apples - Once upon a time, there was an English man who took a vacation to Greece with his American girlfriend. They became lost and separated in the woods and the man encounter three epimeliades, apple tree nymphs, after a romp of love-making they each gave him an apple to give to the woman he loved. The red apple would give her beauty, the gold apple would make her love him and the green apple would fill her with passion. They warned him that once he gave her one apple the others would lose their virtue for her. He mad a cobbler and after eating it, she became beautiful devoted lover with red, green, gold and brown (her original color) hair. Then he planted the seeds. Now he is ageless with his many devoted wives and epimeliades and he occasionally lets their apples out into the world for others to make use of.

  1. Epimeliades Apples
Sun Feb 8 10:56:47 2015

Mogynovis, Creator of Catgirls -

A heavy hoop of cedar about a meter in diameter, Mogynovis was made by an otaku mage with more power than sense.

It has exactly one function: When activated, it creates an attractive girl with the ears (and optionally, tail) of a cat, from nothing. A created girl immediately knows that she was created, and by whom; Moreover, such girls always find their creators attractive. These catgirls are physically attractive to their creators, even if being attracted to a girl with that appearance would run counter to the creator's normal preferences and orientation. Whether the creator and catgirl act on these feelings is, of course, up to the individuals.

Activating Mogynovis is simple: You need merely grasp the hoop with both hands and say its name, which is helpfully engraved on it in four places. As soon as the final sylable is spoken, the cat-eared girl will appear - with no fuss or special effects - in the center of the hoop. The hoop's user can concentrate on creating a catgirl with a particular appearance, personality and skillset; Otherwise, an appropriate appearance and personality will be built from the subconcious imaginings of nearby catgirl-, girl- and cat-lovers.

Having the ability to create life, Mogynovis is obviously immensely powerful - but it is also limited, because creating catgirls is the only thing it does. It doesn't allow you to control, change or influence catgirls that already exist. It doesn't create clothing for the girls it creates, it doesn't create supporting documentation or records of their existence, and it doesn't create memories of them in anyone's mind; The girls it creates have no recognized place in the world, and have to deal with that.

It is, incidentally, quite easy to dispose of Mogynovis if you decide to be rid of it. You might have to wait until hard rubbish collection day, though.

  1. *Mogynovis, Creator of Catgirls
GMJ
Mon Feb 9 20:29:23 2015

Bracelet of Bounty - Made by a disgruntled priest who never got dips on the good loot despite keeping the part alive, this bracelet was trouble at the start considering the first thing it did was change his gender and it quickly grew out of control from their. Since then the bracelet has been passed through many hands. The Bracelet main effect is to compulse people around you to give you valuable items. However the more you are gifted something, the more curvy and sexy your body becomes. This generally creates a bit of a feedback loop where people are even more compulsed to give you increasingly valuable things and thus making it even more curvy and sexy probably to the point you have difficulty moving because of the breast three times the size of your head. Based on the works of tf artist Da Fuze http://da-fuze.deviantart.com/art/OverLordBob-DLC-Contest-Entry-454694613

  1. *Bracelet of Bounty
Wed Feb 11 11:01:58 2015

Message in a Bottle Time Machine - A glass bottle, and a cork. If you put a message inside the bottle, and throw it out to sea, or any fair sized body of water, it will be found by - dun DUN duuunnn - your past self. Moreover your past self will take the information to heart, and perhaps take it very literally, leading to a butterfly effect in time. The harder you throw, the farther back it'll go. You could also put small objects in the bottle, though it's lid is only 1/2 an inch in diameter.

  1. Message in a Bottle Time Machine
Thu Feb 12 11:41:04 2015

Pangune's Accessories -

     In the Aa! Megami-sama! universe, goddesses require a special process so they can have a visible, tangible form in the third dimension. Before this process was made internalized, it was achieved with specially-made accessories of one's choice. Now, in light of their uselessness, many of them were discarded or misplaced over time, and a fair number of them ended up somewhere in the third dimension, where they had been employed.

     Pangune (literally "all-woman") accessories, as they are called, were made for the goddesses and meant to accommodate them for the local fauna of a wide variety of environments, which allowed their wearer to assume the appearance of many different female lifeforms. While they can work for beings in the third dimension, since their functionality depends on Yggdrasil, that's not to say that there can't be unforeseen side-effects for the user's base form.

  1. *Pangune's Accessories
That man!
Fri Feb 13 01:26:31 2015

Amulet of Obesity - A golden amulet on a leather cord, on the side a smiling pig is etched on the other is written the phrase "Excess is the ultimate expression of freedom." The wearer of this amulet will gain the powers necessary to live life to the fattest. The wearer can consume infinite amounts of food, gain weight and grow in size to match the amount of their consumption. The wearer will gain the power to turn any non-living object into food of their desire with a simple touch. The wearer will gain no disease from their eating and no matter how large they grow immobility will never occur. The wearer can distribute their body fat however they wish even if it breaks the laws of physics. The wearer can also transfer their fat to others and distribute it in their bodies as the wearer desires. The wearer can also instill in others chubby chasing and weight gaining desires. The amulet has but two weaknesses if the wearer transfers enough of ther weight to return to their original size or less the amulet will abandon them forever. If the wearer devours the amulet they will be turned into a pig.

  1. Amulet of Obesity
Crazy Diamond
Mon Feb 16 01:03:30 2015

Brand of Super Masochism - Awhile ago, an anime protagonist tried to cure his arranged marriage fiancé of her Tsundere bordering on Yandere tendencies. The plan backfired horribly. So was created the brand of masochism. A mark will appear where the brand touches skin, it needn’t be scalding hot to work. From then on the branded individual will find that he enjoys being treated harshly by women, and bounces back from injury like a cartoon character. Stranger still, if the victim denies his newfound desires for too long then the pent up frustrations will transform him into a Tsundere girl.

  1. *Brand of Super Masochism
Wed Feb 18 03:26:30 2015

EvilStick - A cheap fairy wand that you can buy from a dollar store, made of cheap plastic and has foil on the top. When you press the button a picture reveals itself, could either be a nice anime picture or a disturbing picture. However their are a couple enchanted by forces that love to screw with people. This item will actually do a magical girl transformations, however it a gamble on whether you turn into a normal magical girl or an evil monster depending on the picture under the foil. This picture changes in the magical version randomly.

  1. *EvilStick
Fri Feb 20 18:10:26 2015

The Curse Of Absolute Choice - A mysterious curse inflicted by the Heavens themselves. The curse of Absolute Choice takes the form a screen listing a number of choices, sometimes as few as two but as many as dozens, that range from mundane to perverse to ridiculous to the downright impossible. The cursed 'must' select one of these options or else they will suffer powerful headaches and maybe even worse. Once the choice is made the cursed 'will' act it out. If it's for an action they would never do normally then the cursed will lose control of their body and do it. If it involves say changing gender or turning into an inanimate object, then they will. If they try to resist, they will suffer the same penalty as not choosing. The only way for the curse to be lifted, is to complete every option given, and to truely fall in love with someone.

  1. *The Curse Of Absolute Choice
manwiththemagichat
Fri Feb 20 23:15:30 2015

Taming Slots - This magical item allows you to turn any sentient being into your very own obedient trainable pet! The person will obey your commands and be unable to harm you. They can be trained and leveled up in any number of skills like your very own pokemon or sex slave! They can even evolve and change forms over time! Make sure to take proper care of your pet with lots of care, attention, and feedings or they will become disgruntled and leave your side. Then they are free to be captured by just anyone.

  1. *Taming Slots
Sun Feb 22 11:53:50 2015

The Airtank - A solid metal cylinder with a long rubber hose attached to it. This item has the ability to suck the "air" out of a person and leave them into a hollow skinsuit. If one breaths the air their body's will change to match the shape and proportions of the person you got the air from (e.g. a flat skinny girl who breath the air of a buxom cheerleader will gain a more curvy body and bigger breast.) The skin suit also has the ability to become the real skin of whoever wears it, though it might look off if you don't take the air as well. The Tank has five separated compartments to fit five different people's "air". Based on an interactive story on writing,com

  1. *The Airtank
Tue Feb 24 03:35:40 2015

World Restoration Rod - A two foot rod made from metal from the heart of the first star, sitting atop the rod in an Earth-like planet the size of a baseball(this is a real planet with tiny lifeforms on its surface).

This item was crafted by a benevolent multi-versal deity to save universes from power mad reality warpers. The rod has the power restore the true memories of reality, straighten out any reality warping, it also prevents the holder from being changed by any supernatural means.

And while this device has been the salvation of many worlds it is a double edged sword. For it will fall into an unchanged world, and whomever picks it up will be deluded into thinking the world has been fundamentally changed even creating false memories to create an 'unchanged' world and have a burning desire to fix it.

  1. World Restoration Rod
Crazy Diamond
Wed Feb 25 00:56:39 2015

Encyclopedia Chondria - A medical text written by a an almost mythical doctor whose discovered more rare diseases and mental maladies than any other. This book is filled with page after page of improbably rare diseases and conditions. One glance at any such page will turn the reader's subconscious mind against them and the disease they read will manifest. No 'real' Doctor will believe the reader has the disease from the book. Luckily for the reader the cure is often present in the text. Of course this is unfortunate for anyone else because after reading from the book they will begin to see the diseases in everyone around them and showing them the book for the sake of their own health.

  1. *Encyclopedia Chondria
Crazy Diamond
Wed Feb 25 01:15:12 2015

Instant Replay Remote - This remote can turn back time with only the user aware of that of the previous timeline. If you make a mistake simply go back to before it happened and try again, people will think you’re infallible. It does however come with some odd rules: Never go back more than 13 minutes. Do not use more than twice in one hour. Do not try to change the same event more than once. What happens if you break the rules? Though the remote looks like a machine, it actually draws on tantric sex magic to operate. People will change and events unfold in a sexier way every time they are repeated. Usually the effect is minor, though cumulative. Breaking the rules accelerates the transformation of all related parties.

  1. *Instant Replay Remote
Wed Mar 4 11:35:14 2015

Sexy Groundhog Day - The day will repeat, with everything having transformed to be more sexualized each time. One person is aware of this. Can he/she stop what’s happening?

  1. *Sexy Groundhog Day
Wed Mar 4 11:43:35 2015

The Game of Challenges and Changes - Also known as 'The Game of Arcana', 'The Deck of Destiny', and 'The Cards of Change', this thing of power is both an exceptionally powerful magical artifact and a very popular party favor among the reality-altering inclined.

The Game takes the form of a set of magical playing cards, theoretically infinite in number and stored inside of a special carrying case which only allows one card to be drawn at a time. These cards and their carrying case are both designed to be indestructible and tamper resistant, ensuring that any game played is done so fairly, and ensuring that the game itself remains in an undamaged and appropriate playing condition.

For the game to begin, two conditions must first be met. (1), Location, The Game may only be played within an enclosed room. (2), Population, The Game requires at least two players to begin, but no more than twelve. Once these two conditions have been met, the game will allows its first card to be drawn and for the game to officially begin.

  1. *The Game of Challenges and Changes
The Arrogant Nair
Thu Mar 5 10:42:12 2015

Message in a Bottle Time Machine (Version 2) - A glass bottle, and a cork. If you put a message inside the bottle, yell a persons name, then immediately throw the bottle out to sea or any fair sized body of water, it will be found by the person whose name you yelled. However, it will be found in the past. Moreover this past incarnation will take the information in the message to heart, and perhaps take it very literally, leading to a butterfly effect in time. The harder you throw, the farther back it'll go. You could also put small objects in the bottle, though its lid is only 1/2 an inch in diameter. Instructions are engraved in tiny print underneath the bottle.

  1. *Message in a Bottle Time Machine (Version 2)
Fri Mar 6 10:52:14 2015

The Digitizer Gun and the Morphing Program. - These items are always a set, one is what looks like a cheap toy ray gun with some wires in the bottom (which will always have the exact port that can connect to whatever computer you would want to plug it into.) and a storage device containing a program ( Also will always be a thing you can use to download a program into a computer no matter how advance or primitive they are.) The gun will seemingly vaporize anything it shoots, however what it is really doing is converting a physical object into data. If you you plug the gun into a computer and download the program you can upload the datized being into what will look Photoshop. They will be able to move around the blank canvas, talk and can even look out the computer monitor like it's some kind of window. The program has a lot of functions you can use to reshape the victims body and mind. Any changes done can not be undone except by the program itself or the most powerful of wizards. No you can't just delete the digitized person, the program won't lets you and you can't change that unless your both a powerful wizard and a 1337 hacker.

  1. *The Digitizer Gun and the Morphing Program.
Tue Mar 10 00:54:58 2015

Mimicry Gene - A certain super-recessive gene lurks in the DNA of all sentient beings. This is the mimicry gene and once it is activated the being who has it will absorb and copy the DNA and Brain waves of any living being they come into contact with. Then transform into a physical and mental copy of that person.
The mimicry is temporary based on how long the person with the gene was around the other person. In worlds with supernatural powers, those with greater power will influence the gene holders to a much greater degree.

  1. Mimicry Gene
Crazy Diamond
Wed Mar 11 03:56:59 2015

The Mischievous Devil Suit - This object is a latex bodysuit designed like the stereotypical red skinned demon that covers all but a person's face, when they wear it it will never come off ever ( Of course the suit magic provides minor things like not ever needing to go to the bathroom ever again, the suit self cleans, and you won't die of heat stroke.). However the longer the suit is on the more the person feels a desire to do mischief, the kind of mischief depends on the person though it usually has a bit of an erotic bent. This can vary from minor things to outright felonies depending on how moral they were to start with and how long they been wearing the suit.

  1. *The Mischievous Devil Suit
Fri Mar 13 00:08:15 2015

The eternal elevator - The mists of time, space and other dimensions are all connected by many different bridges, but none more random and powerful than The Eternal Elevator. In reality, it is every elevator...everywhere...at any time or place where such things as elevators exist. You never know when or where The Eternal Elevator will appear next, but what is certain is that when it appears in a specific location, it replaces an existing elevator, taking on its apeparance and blending perfectly, save for the odd minor change that only the most observant would notice...like a slightly different colored carpet, or the buttons slightly larger. When someone gets on the The Eternal Elevator (possibly thinking it's one they use every day), several things could happen. Often, the elevator drops them off in a completely different time, place or dimension. Equally as often, the person may look completely different from when they stepped on. This could be minor, such as entering the elevator as a blonde and exiting as a brunette...or it could be completely different, such as stepping on as a human male and getting off as a busty female fox-taur alien from Vulpa III.

  1. The eternal elevator
BEginner
Sat Mar 14 00:08:25 2015

The Erotic Wishing Rock. - While most wishing rocks tend to lead to sexually exciting experiences, if only from an outside perceptive this rock goes out of it way to make it so. When ever you make a wish on this wishing rock it will always find some way to twist even the most innocent wish into something involving sex or eroticism in general.

  1. *The Erotic Wishing Rock.
Tue Mar 17 00:50:39 2015

The Evolutionary Device - Across the multiverse every Tom, Dick, and Skeletor has created some sort of devolving device.

This is the counter-balance to those devices. Sometimes it's classic ray gun, a crystal orb that pulses over an area, a pool of mysterious liquid, a spore spewing fungus, or a magical spell.

Whatever form it takes the object has one purpose to evolve life forms to the next phase of evolution. Of course there isn't a singular path of evolution but a wide spectrum of possibilities, what traits and attributes that develop are unpredictable. The effects of the device are permanent and most often infectious.

And this device became spread across the multiversal spectrum.

  1. The Evolutionary Device
Crazy Diamond
Tue Mar 17 02:09:30 2015

Wheel of Blessings and Curses - For all the deities who never favored a heroic champion or wasn't ruthless enough to craft a villain to further their agenda there is this. A large bronze wheel like the iconic one of a certain game show is always divided into an even number of triangular segments.

Whomever lays eyes upon this wheel must spin it. The wheel's first spin all of the segments are numbers to decide how may times a person or group of people must spin the wheel. For every spin after the first each segment is either RED a curse or BLUE for a blessing.

Of course given the fact so many deities are involved in the workings of this device, the tropes Cursed With Awesome and Blessed With Suck are invoked.The blessings and curses invoked by this device can only be undone by other Deities of Highest Order

  1. Wheel of Blessings and Curses
Crazy Diamond
Tue Mar 17 02:27:34 2015

The Shades of Coolness - Also known as The Shades. No one knows where they came from but when this pair of angular frame-less shades first brought the concept of 'coolness' into many different worlds.

The wearer of The Shades is infused with their coolness making everyone who acknowledges the concept of cool think the wearer is cool. The wearer is also granted the authority of coolness and what they say is cool will become the cool no matter what it is. They can also strip away coolness with a declaration.

There is a drawback to The Shades they cannot be removed by the wearer unless they pass to them onto someone who has a greater potential for coolness than they do. The greater drawback is the inherent coolness of The Shades will overwhelm and control the wearer having them act cooler and change the world to fit an ideal of coolness. Beware for they can run amok and invoke the dark side of coolness.

  1. The Shades of Coolness
Crazy Diamond
Tue Mar 17 02:48:40 2015

Gene treatment of perfect hermaphroditism - Welcome to the Hermtech genetics reasearch centre and clinic website. This new treatment is our first attempt to grant all people- male or female, gay or straight- equal reproductive rights/capabilities. If you chose to under go this revolutionary new process, you will spend a week immersed in one of our patented "GenePools" while our specialist nurses take care of you.

Our therapy causes the genes resposible for the formation of your genitals to be recoded and for your tissiues to restructure temselves accordingly; Female patients will find that their clitoris has developed into a fully functioning penis, complete with glans('head') and foreskin and that one ovary now produces sperm instead of ovae('eggs'). Male patients will find that their testicles have withdrawn into their abdomen, leaving a funtional vagina and uterus('womb') in their path, and that one of them now releases an ovum once a month.

Other body parts are usualy unaffected by this treatment and your outward appearance of gender should remain unchanged.

DISCLAIMERS; Known side effects include, but are not limited to; decrease in inhibition, increase in libido('sex drive'), increased attraction to either gender('bisexuality') and physical regression to the end of puberty(approx. physycal age 18/19). Hermtech takes no responsibility for ANY side effects patients experience and patients acknowledge that, by undergoing this treatment, they accept the risk of permanent or temporary alterations beyond those expressly intended. Please note, 'female' patients may find that their DNA now registers as 'male'.

We hope to see you soon and thank you for browsing the Hermtech website.

  1. *Gene treatment of perfect hermaphroditism
Hermtech CEO
Mon Mar 23 08:13:11 2015

The /D/orse riding crop - At first glance this object looks like any other riding crop but this one is truly unique. Originally created by an insane and very perverted sorceress Dominatrix. Once in the hands of a recipient the object will exert it's will and cause the user to use it's magic on a series of unwilling victims. By transforming the victims into /D/orses misshapen hermaphroditic beings. /D/orses retain many of there physical features from being human, there mouths are lengthened and there lips inflated to massive sizes, they have short stubby horse like legs, long thick necks, massive breasts, a short barrel like body, a massive horsecock and balls to match. Other than it's transformative effects on it's victims it also allows complete control over those who have been transformed.

  1. *The /D/orse riding crop
Drake G. Reaper
Tue Mar 24 03:06:28 2015

The Mother Monster Manacle - The Mother Monster Manacle was originally owned by the pop star Lady GaGa. The MMM is an interesting item once worn the individual will have an intense desire to dress in truly outlandish outfits, preform in equally outlandish manner and to address human rights concerns. For all these seemingly positive aspects there is one major negative one the longer it is worn the more one truly becomes a mother of monsters producing every terrifying monster of legend.

  1. *The Mother Monster Manacle
Drake G. Reaper
Tue Mar 24 03:32:10 2015

The Amazon Seed - On a small Island in the Mediterranean was a Tribe seemingly made up only of powerful women. All paragons of strength and beauty, taller than most men, toned muscles, silky smooth skin, flowing hair and so on. But witness accounts failed to understand, that there in fact did have males, identical to the females in all respects save genitals, with identical social standing and perceptions. As a small island they had little concern about breeding in great numbers. however, when sickness came to them it took them in the worst way, sterility, with one last effort they prayed to the Goddesses that their seed would be fertile once more. Alas they died off and were forgotten before their prayers bore fruit, literally, the fruit of their island is enriched with the essence of who they were, it has been discovered now and is being shipped around the world. Those who eat the fruit become like the ancient Amazons of the island capable of spreading the seed via the act of love, embodying female beauty and strength, with a strong compulsion to seek out and protect loved ones. To them love is an open thing to be shared without boundaries. Their cool authoritative demeanor can easily coax affection from those who would wall up their feelings. Male and female alike will be touched, the males taking the form of what we would call shemales.

  1. The Amazon Seed
Tue Mar 24 23:02:55 2015

Ring of Domestication - This object looks like a normal wedding band that slightly changes in appearance to fit the customs of the local area. When put on a person slowly because the stereotypical domestic housewife from an earth prime 50's tv show, a very feminine woman who cooks, cleans, and does other housework and wants to please her spouse. She'll become infatuated with the first individual she sees she not closely related to. When a male wears the ring they slowly become physically female.

  1. *Ring of Domestication
Fri Mar 27 11:21:47 2015

FemBot Nanites - Lacking control in your life? want a change, FemBot Nanites might be just the thing, become a Gynoid of any style you like (currently limited to having female features on the head and torso, but otherwise go nuts) can be in female, shemale and hermaphrodite variants. Comes with an internal Options menu you can access to alter elements of your personality as you desire. Utilize any number of vectors you like to use the Nanites on any Willing (or not so willing) friends or whoever, what they become like is up to you (access to options menu is locked to others by default, open to you only unless you decide to let them use it) Warning, exposure to other robotic units with basic AI is not recommended, nanites will mistake them for a Gynoid in need of repairs and attempt to upgrade their frames and processors to mach FemBot standard stats, results will be unpredictable, we are not responsible for any results of mingling with the supernatural either.

  1. *FemBot Nanites
Fri Mar 27 15:22:54 2015

The Mitosis Bracelet - What appears be a pair of connected bracelets with a heart shaped friendship charm with the Arrow of Mars and Cross of Venus attached, when worn the user will split into their self and and opposite sex clone, the Clone possess all your memories up to this point. The bracelet will be on both for a moment and shoot back together off of the users for use by another, leaving a rune on their wrists resembling their half of the bracelet. The Clone can not be unmade, you and your other half can however remerge into a a functioning individual, this form will be an ideal hermaphrodite, and can split back apart at any time. This item is not recommended for people with self loathing or narcissistic tendancies

  1. The Mitosis Bracelet
Fri Mar 27 22:41:57 2015

The Shrine of Sheleth - The Shrine of Sheleth is a small shrine meant to be installed in homes, Most wouldn't even know this and assume it's a simple decoration as Sheleth has vanished from memory, her Domain is Incestuous Love. The Longer the Shrine is in a home, the more family will begin to see eachother in a romantic and sexual light, blood, adoptive or any bond that is like family will do it. If the individuals are not attracted to eachother for any reason, Sheleth will alter them physically and/or mentally as she sees fit to make it happen, as such roles may switch, Sons may become Mothers, Fathers may become Daughters, secret fetishes may come to life resulting in sissies, shemales, true sex changes and more. As the family falls more in love with eachother they may begin to learn/remember the name of their new Goddess and begin worshiping her actively, making new shrines to be distributed. Sheleth's range of influence is limited to the property of the home her shrine is placed in, But is a permanent effect lasting until she changes it again. If her Shrine is destroyed all her effects remain. Any Children born of Unions from her influence will have a spiritual connection to her, and their blood lines are immune to the negative effects of inbreeding.

  1. The Shrine of Sheleth
Sat Mar 28 14:30:12 2015

The Super Jugs! - A pair of magic milk jugs, these jugs are constantly overflowing with an endless supply of rich, creamy milk. Any pure woman who drinks a cupful of the milk from either of these jugs, will find that she is transformed into a big titted superhero babe, with super strength, flight, super speed, and a pair of giant milk filled tits. This milk has a magic aphordisiac effect on men, and if she wishes to, the woman can use it to turn them into supermen themselves, with bulginging muscles and big, thick cocks. For women, they could either turn into other busty, milky superheroes, or busty big dicked futa villainesses.

  1. *The Super Jugs!
Sat Mar 28 21:41:51 2015

Sexy SCP foundation - As the name says, a Sexual version of the SCP foundation, a shadowy group dedicated to Securing unique artifacts, creatures and people to keep the world safe and sane. Willing to cross many lines to achieve this they hold a vast array of artifacts and in this world most are sexual in nature (these can be sexy parodies of their actual artifacts, original ones, or any BE originals like the Wishing Rock, New U Salon, Hermpire Ring etc. and any of the Items/People of power) despite their best efforts security breaches are inevitable, and acquiring the artifacts may prove an ad(d)venture in itself.

  1. *Sexy SCP foundation
Wed Apr 1 20:21:13 2015

The Badge of Authority - This is that so often used flip open wallet with a badge, or an ID or something designating the carrier's authority. This particular badge can grant any form of authority that the user declares about themselves, and that authority will be absolutely accepted. As long as the authority is accepted, everything they say and explain within the boundaries of that authority will prove correct going forward – if a breast authority says doing jumping jacks without a bra will cause breast growth, that will work for whoever they said it too. Also, the power of authority has an important limit: the same famous study that found compliances of 70% to 90% when authority pushed them to electrocute people also found that in the variants where protests were met with the response "You have to do this," the compliance dropped to 0%. The badges authority can convince, can inspire, can cajole, but responding to uncertainty with an order will completely undermine it's power. Also unless the user makes a point of identifying themselves by name, even friends and family won't quite be able to connect the authority figure with the person they know. If they do identify themselves, it will make their authority last far longer, but will make it much harder for them to declare different authority for themselves.

  1. *The Badge of Authority
Drake-Sextant
Sun Apr 5 22:40:45 2015

Medallion of Zulo - A particularly legendary item even among the muggles. This item is a cheap looking medallion with a little angel figure in the center. This item main function is when you hold it with a piece of clothing you transform into the person who owns the clothing or if two people both hold the medallion at the same time their bodies will change into the other. The longer you hold the medallion while being transformed to more memories and mannerism of the person your transforming into will transfer to you. If the clothing was never owned by anyone it simply changes your body to fit the clothing ie a bigger bra will make your breast bigger, a large shirt will grow fat on your body, ect. However after it transforms it victims, it has a 24 hour or more recharging period where no one can use the item power. It infamous however for it's tendency to just disappear or be stolen usually leaving the individual to be trapped in his new form for the rest of his life.

(If there are any details I am missing here please inform me, the medallion has been in hundreds of stories and sometimes conflict on what it can do. Original concept by Jennifer Adams)

  1. *Medallion of Zulo
The Mirror Man
Mon Apr 6 00:11:27 2015

The Cucu Ring - A variant of Ring of Netorare, where the latter has the wearer immune to the normal knowledge and reaction of their cheating lover, the former has an opposite effect. The wearer of the Cucu Ring will become a willing Cuckold if male or Cuckquean if female. They will become obsessed with their lover having as many lovers, boy/girlfriends, mistresses and so on. Enjoying and getting aroused by their mates cheating, doing anything to make that happen. They also tend to be aroused by being degraded by their mate and their mate's lovers, like the sexual fetish. The ring has the power to mystical aid the wearer get what they want. The wearer becomes very persuasive in convincing their mate to cheat, their mates become very seductive and persuasive, and so on. Anything to make Cuckolding of both sexes to occur.

  1. *The Cucu Ring
C.King
Wed Apr 8 23:34:38 2015

The Dopplebangher Mirror - The Dopplebangher Mirror can change sizes between a handheld compact, a full-sized free-standing mirror, or anything in between. When its owner points the mirror at a person--or even just an image of the person!--and presses a small switch on the side, it capture's that person's image. The image can then be projected into a living, flesh-and-blood copy of the person. This is a Dopplebangher, a perfect copy with all the memories, abilities, and personality of the original person the mirror took a reflection of. (Men can be copied, though for some reason the mirror's users almost exclusively stick to women. Funny how that works out...) There are digital controls that can be projected across the surface of the mirror on command. The mirror can make a few adjustments. First, a Dopplebangher can be aware that she is a replica of a person, or she can think she is the original. By default she is aware that she is a replica and feels no loyalty towards the original. Second, the Dopplebanghers are, by default, perfectly obedient to the person who made them--this can be changed if whoever is the current user of the mirror decides to adjust that perimeter. Third, reflections can be deleted from existence. Upon deleting a reflection from the physical world, the user is given an option to save any changes--that is, experiences, memories, commands from her owner--that have been made to the Dopplebangher for use next time she is reflected into the world. Up to 100 reflections can be stored in the mirror at any one time. Theoretically, an unlimited number of reflections can be active at any one time, including multiple reflections of the same person. WARNING: THE DOPPLEBANGHER MIRROR SHOULD NOT BE USED TO CREATE A REFLECTION OF A REFLECTION. HILL HOUSE CONSUMER PRODUCTS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES, INJURIES, OR LOSS OF LIFE RESULTING FROM THE IMPROPER USE OF THE DOPPLEBANGHER MIRROR.

  1. *The Dopplebangher Mirror
A Nony Mouse Coward
Thu Apr 9 00:30:53 2015

The Magic Television Remote - This looks exactly like a normal television remote to anybody looking at it, it even been known to just magically appear in factories looking exactly like others in a product line and just sold in general stores. However if one finds this remote they might be surprised at it's abilities. This remote contains various functions one can use to alter the program that is playing on the television, this is not restricted by whether or not the program is fiction or nonfiction. One could for example point the remote to a certain character and pressed the volume and either silence their voice or make it louder, or one could press the power button and erase someone from the existence of that show. This will effect the continuity of the show both in your tv and every tv in the world (if it's based on real life like a talk show or a live broadcast you'll actually change the reality of the "real world") Of course there is also two major function this is infamous for, with a press of a button you can place yourself inside the world of the tv show (or in case of a real life thing again teleport you to that location at that time of recording.) and the world will more or less function as a real world. However their also the swap feature, you can outright swap bodies/lives with a individual person on the television.

  1. *The Magic Television Remote
Mon Apr 13 03:29:14 2015

Necklace Of Inner... - This item depends on the human psyche being more complex then people realize. People have a side to reflect almost anything. Obvious sides would be the inner ch1ld, feminine side, inner diva etc... The necklace grants wishes, but only wishes that indulge a certain repressed or unacknowledged aspect of ones character. With every wish the wearers transform slightly, so their bodies and minds better reflect the characteristics they indulge. You can program the necklace by saying a word or phrase, then kissing or licking the pendent. The wearer is aware of their wishes being granted, but not the changes happening to their own bodies and minds. Other people are aware of these changes, they are not retroactive unless you wish they are, which is unlikely because the wearer doesn't know the changes are occurring.

  1. *Necklace Of Inner...
Mon Apr 13 10:49:10 2015

Catgirl Raygun - This awesome raygun will slowly transform anyone into a sexy catgirl. Cloth, body, and mind.

  1. *Catgirl Raygun
Wed Apr 15 19:30:12 2015

Suggestion a Day Item - This item allows you to make one suggestion per day. The target will follow your suggestions. You may use the item on multiple people in a single day, however you cannot make multiple suggestions to a single person in one day. You can suggest physical or mental changes and they will occur. Magic changes will only be apparent if the suggestion cannot be followed by personal action. Suggestions that are too broad may be treated as though they were multiple suggestions. If you break the rule then people will realize the changes you've already made and react as they are currently inclined to do. You can still change them again the next day.

  1. Suggestion a Day Item
Fri Apr 17 11:15:14 2015

The Pass it Forward Wishing Rock. - This wishing rock works as any normal wishing rock, does not really have any restrictions and usually won't go out of it's way to screw you over. However it does have one catch, the wish it grants is not your own. The wishing rock works like this, when someone makes a wish they will instead grant the wish the last person made on the rock and then afterwords the rock will disappears to be found by someone else who be granted the wish of the last person when they make a wish. The rock will resist any attempts to be found by the same person twice in a row.

  1. *The Pass it Forward Wishing Rock.
Fri Apr 17 15:55:43 2015

Always Was Wishing Rock - This one makes it such that you've always had whatever you wish for, or at least your wish was granted well before you made the wish. You don't remember your wishes, you don't remember what you were feeling before wishing, and you probably want something else already or even to change what you just wished for, since, as they say, the grass is always greener in the neighbours lawn. Some people develop an immune response after many wishes, causing their memories to return.

  1. *Always Was Wishing Rock
Fri Apr 17 21:39:32 2015

The Voyercam case - This briefcase is full of several small surveillance camera's. Installing one takes less than five seconds, after which their completely impossible to detect save by the installer. They will send crisp HD video and audio back to the case which has built into it a monitor inside the lid, and headphone to watch what's happening.
Of course beyond their technical capabilities, they camera's also have an influence on those their set up to observe, amplifying their sexual desires and making them really want to explore those desires right where the camera can get a good view.
The case's owner will also be affected, being drawn to use the camera's for a variety of reasons, and tending to get very turned on by the footage even if it is showing a cheating significant other or something.

  1. *The Voyercam case
Drake-Sextant
Sat Apr 18 03:34:08 2015

The Alchemical Ease(TM) product family -

The Alchemical Ease(TM) story:

From 1662 to 1693, Authur Kneller studied alchemy. It was not an uncommon pursuit at the time. On the contrary, the seventeenth century saw the world experience a true alchemy boom. That was his tragedy, in a sense: He wrote a few papers, gained a little fame - but his accomplishments were easily eclipsed by those of his contemporaries. Thus, the great strides he made towards the development of a universal medicine were lost...

That is, until five years ago, when his lab notes and diaries were discovered in a disused storeroom by entrepreneur and amateur antiquarian Graeme Roberts. Roberts did not immediately recognize the significance of his find. Many of Kneller's original discoveries had been re-discovered by others in the centuries since his recording them; Others were so insignificant as to be meaningless, or so biased by flawed investigative processes as to be worthless. It was therefore several months before Roberts made the discovery of a lifetime.

Kneller had done it. He had created an 'ingestible compound' that cured all known diseases, restored youth and vigour, and even removed crippling physical injuries and birth defects. The only reason he had not published his discovery was that he considered it incomplete: Each dose was effective for an hour at best, after which the imbiber would return to normal, and it functioned by transforming the imbiber into a young, healthy and attractive lesbian woman. In his mind, these were fatal flaws, and made the formula useless.

Roberts, by contrast, immediately saw many potential applications. He soon sought out investors, bought and refurbished factories capable of mass production, and secured chains of distribution. It took him some time - but it's been four years, and today the first Alchemical Ease(TM) products and medications are available on supermarket shelves, each one designed and marketed for a different purpose...

  1. *The Alchemical Ease(TM) product family
GMJ
Sat Apr 18 08:59:50 2015

Bundle of Demonic Energy - In the realm of the Monster Girls, the most recent Demon Lord had decided that killing and eating humans was horrible. She loved humans and wanted to be their friends. So she went about turning the majority of monsters into sexy monster girls. Of course, there were still issues with their thousands of years of demonic predatory urges. Namely, these monster girls still went about forcing their attentions on humans, infecting them with demonic energies until they changed into horny, sex obsessed monster girls or well equipped incubi themselves. That original universe is still in flux as monster girls slowly spread over the world, but at one point, a thick bundle of demonic energy, in the appearance of an innocuous object, was flung out of the universe and landed...elsewhere. Maybe this separation of universes would produce a yet more civilized branch of monster girls? Or maybe this new one would soon be overrun by people too focused on sex to make much advancement.

  1. *Bundle of Demonic Energy
Sun Apr 19 09:05:44 2015

Buggy Bimbofier - A transformation gun. The default is bimbofication, though it has multiple settings. It's also equipped with a perception filter so that one could carry and use it in public and not look conspicuous. The gun is a prototype and has overheating issues. There is a gauge in a not too obvious place. If the gauge is in the white then the gun is very likely to backfire the next time it is used. If the gauge is in the yellow then be warned of the possibility of backfire. In the red backfire is unlikely yet still possible. Some people think the colour scheme for the gauge is backwards. The possibility of a backfire increases with each use or if the gun is left idle for long periods.

  1. Buggy Bimbofier
Sun Apr 26 14:22:17 2015

Article of Promotion and Demotion - This items appears to be an article of clothing or jewelry well suited to the person you are when you when you wear it. Usually it appears as a man’s necktie or a woman's necklace. Think of the item as your boss. It will observe you for a length of time, then either give you a promotion or a demotion. What does this mean for you? Essentially you will be transformed in a way that either rewards you for doing well, or punishes you for underperforming. However the article doesn’t make any moral judgements wrt what your goals are or how your time is spent. It also cares nothing for what you want, and will promote based on you skills rather than your desires. A demotion could involve mental changes that make it near impossible to get promoted back to a former position.

  1. *Article of Promotion and Demotion
Sat May 2 15:36:48 2015

Level Upper - It is said that "practice makes perfect." Well, what if that was literally true? What if someone were to have a device that, the more they performed a particular activity, made them get better and better at it? That item might take the form of a kind of hip mounted device for easy access. Simply state the task, and it shows the level, as well as how much "Experience points" must be accrued to gain a new level, with required points increasing with each new level requiring more practice at the task. With this handy tool you don't even need to know why you're better. You simply will be. With each level gained, proficiency in that kind of task undergo significant improvement. Typical human excellence in a given field tends to taper off at fifty, but with this device and a little hard work you can push past human limits all the way to level 100. Just be careful not to let anyone steal it from you, or all of your hard work might become their gain instead.

  1. *Level Upper
Lumitiel
Mon May 11 18:23:21 2015

Charmed Snake Idol - This statue has been locked away for centuries, for whosoever looks upon the idols obsidian eyes will be imbued with the power of the snake. The change is mostly internal, though ones body may become sleeker and more limber. If a person rejects the gift then she can shed her skin, returning to normal. However the skin can be worn by others. It is a realistic bodysuit, equipped with the memories and powers of your serpent self.

  1. *Charmed Snake Idol
Tue May 12 11:41:00 2015

Thinker Account - Ever notice how young people today just have to tweet every thought that passes through their heads. Well, there is a website that actually does post peoples thoughts, in a format similar to tweets. How this website came about is a mystery. The site has to exist because deleting an account would mean deleting the persons every thought. Security is poor. It’s easy to post to another persons account, or edit old posts. People can be transformed via the principle of ‘I think therefore I am.’

  1. *Thinker Account
Mon May 18 13:14:06 2015

The Ballgowniator - In a certain universe a mad scientist made this device to shoot a beam of energy that creates a high quality ballgown to replace the clothing of whoever the beam hits. He made this device with the weird logic that if every man in the world wore a ballgown he would be the manliest person in the world by comparison (Being a mad scientist he did not quite remember that people can just take them off.). Of course he was stopped by his arch nemesis and like all mad scientist put the device in storage to never be used again. However a while later a mystical multidimensional being was quite interested in the device and since the doctor was never going to use it again stole it for herself. She made a few modifications to the device and threw into the multidimesional void, destined to land somewhere in some universe. The device is a small futuristic laser gun. When you hit someone with the laser they will have their clothing replaced with a high quality ballgown. However here where the being's changes come in, she was one of those people who complained about the youth and how they are less respectable these days. As long as someone wears the ballgown it will slowly change the person to be a "proper lady" in both body and mind. The changes will continue until every pieces of clothing created is removed, of course the problem is a lot of these downs were designed to be a pain in the ass to take off sometimes even being difficult to do so without help.

  1. *The Ballgowniator
Tue May 19 00:29:46 2015

Milk of Growth - Remember the ads, "Milk will do the body good." The Milk of Growth will grow one random body-part on consuming - for example, an A-Cup will grow to B-Cup, a 5'4" person will grow to 6'.

  1. Milk of Growth
Sat May 23 16:48:22 2015

Residual Repulsinator Ray Energy - The Repulsinator was a device invented by a mad scientist to make his Brother Ugly. However when used it made him look like himself, he wrote this off as simply the universe playing jokes on him. In reality the Energy of the device had imprinted on his form and mind. However all beings infused with this energy not only take the form imprinted but also wish to spread it. while the Initial outbreak was quelled, Errant rays reverberated through cracks in the very walls of reality, ready to imprint on new individuals, however the energy is diluted now and liable to have unique tells on who they once were, possibly requiring more than a mere touch to spread.

  1. Residual Repulsinator Ray Energy
Sun May 24 18:41:33 2015

Ring of Temptation - Think of what you desire, then put on this ring. The ring cannot be removed for three days. During those tree days you will be tempted with alternatives to what you desire. If you abstain from temptation for three days then the ring will come off and you will get your wish granted in a perfect way. If you take an alternative then what you desire will go to a rival, and you will transform into one who tempts others.

  1. *Ring of Temptation
Fri May 29 11:11:05 2015

A Spell to help Love thy Enemy. - As far as spells goes this one is rather old, when read by someone they will immediately swap bodies with whoever they really do not like (and the feeling of hatred is returned by the other party.) This Spell is maintained by the parties mutual hatred towards each other, and will only be broken if they can learn to truly become friends.

  1. *A Spell to help Love thy Enemy.
The Mirror Man
Tue Jun 2 05:34:20 2015

The Subtle Hermpire Ring - A knife to the normal ring's bomb, the Subtle Hermpire Ring creates a special breed of Hermpire. Instead of becoming an incredibly curvy hermaphrodite a Subtle Hermpire appears as a plain to cute woman. She doesn't appear to have a cock and is flat as a pancake, but this is part of the disguise. A Subtle Hermpire can enlarge her breasts to portions even surpassing regular Hermpires and her huge cock is retracted into her clitoris. She can increase her beauty and fill out the rest of her body at will as well as having conscious control of her enhanced pheromones. A Subtle Hermpire can revert back to her disguised form at will. Subtle Hermpires can convert others through sex just as easily and quickly as regular Hermpires, but they prefer to infiltrate and convert those in key positions to make the eventual mass conversion easier.

  1. *The Subtle Hermpire Ring
D-fan
Thu Jun 4 18:09:30 2015

A Contract of Swap - Since the dawn of mankind, people always were unsatisfied with some aspect of their own lives and wishes to have the life of another. No one knows who was the first to create this magical contract, but it is said to have existed as long as Envy. This contract will appear to those who truly wish to have another life. This magical contract can swap the lives between two willing participates (As in you use mind control, black mail, the threat of violence, ect the contract will not function though this does not stop someone from being willing out of desperation or because their being paid to do so.) The two participates must agree to the terms of negotiation, ie whether it just lives or the entire body, whether or not the individual's talents stay in the body, whether or not their is an out clause, whether or not your able to tell others about the swap, ect. Once the terms are negotiated and both parties willingly sign the contract the swap is made and no force can ever reverse it (unless you put a clause allowing a reverse for any reason.)

  1. *A Contract of Swap
The Mirror Man
Sat Jun 13 00:15:54 2015

Promise of Greatness - This particularly diabolical spell can turn your passion into the trigger for a slow transformation. If you’re a rocker, then making music will change you. If you’re a fighter, then fighting will change you. If you’re a player, then the game will change you. Your choice is to give it up, or give in. So what do you become. Your talents are increased, yet twisted. The rocker could turn into a pop princess. The fighter could become a magical girl. The player could be the prize.

As long as you don’t complete the transformation, it will wear off in time. However the closer you get to your complete transformation, the less time it takes to change again.

  1. *Promise of Greatness
Tue Jun 16 00:53:01 2015

Pink Lantern Ring -

     The Pink Lantern Ring draws its power from the emotion of delight. There's little that can't be done with it, so long as the bearer has a positive attitude and they intend to tickle someone pink. While that sounds great, there's a reason for why this particular power ring has been lost to obscurity... until now.

  1. *Pink Lantern Ring
That man!
Tue Jun 16 19:27:18 2015

Infinite Implants Plan - A unlimited subscription to a series of seemingly nondescript clinics specializing in giving perfect breast implants custom-made to the patient's requests practically for free using only the finest methods of plastic surgery, science, and magic. Beachball size breasts? Why think so small? Unlimited lactation implants? Easy! Expander implants serving as reserves for magical power? Anything for our valued patients, retcon services to reduce amount of shock and disruption in lifestyles included at no extra cost. The hitch though is that patients rarely seem to stay satisfied at their size for long, and that all implant selection is done under hypnotic trace to determine what the user "really" wants.

  1. *Infinite Implants Plan
Fox of Tits
Sun Jun 21 01:47:25 2015

P&D Gachapon -

     In stores and at storefronts, or wherever other vending machines are located, this dragon-shaped dispenser may show up, ready to release an egg-shaped capsule from its stomach when its raised arm is pulled. Inside of these capsules are a multitude of beings, and their number are increasing all of the time. If one opens it, whether on purpose or by accident, its owner becomes the being inside. If the capsule is left alone long enough, however, the being will hatch from the capsule and be on good terms with the owner, although the terms themselves depend on the being, so it's possible for them to be a pet, servant, partner, friend, lover, et cetera.

     (For what P&D has to offer, here's the monster book: http://www.puzzledragonx.com/en/monsterbook.asp . And for a practical demonstration, here's a simulator: http://www.puzzledragonx.com/en/eggmachine.asp?type=rare .)

  1. *P&D Gachapon
That man!
Mon Jun 22 06:31:55 2015

Pick A Card - The cards have four suits, representing the body, personality, skills and wild cards. The theme of the deck or exact cards contained may change from person to person. If you pick up the full deck, then you must ask every person they meet to pick a card. The card they pick determines what they can change about you. Once you’ve gone through every card, the complete deck will appear somewhere else with a new theme.

  1. *Pick A Card
Tue Jun 23 11:46:24 2015

The Despoiler of Flesh - A short staff is made of human tongues sewn together end to end. This item allows one to reshape the flesh of any creature to whatever you wish whether or not such a thing even exist. (From the book of Vile Darkness.)

  1. *The Despoiler of Flesh
Wed Jun 24 11:05:39 2015

Carrot and the Stick - (Originally posted as a Ranma 1/2 thread, but after a comment I've come to think the idea has merit for other settings too. Since a Ranma 1/2 thread already exists, no need to put that in the options. Just find that one and continue from there instead.) A subtle spell that may be cast upon almost anyone by placing a carrot and a stick on either side of a sleeping victim's head and casting a brief spell. Properly cast, the victim will not notice anything amiss unless directly confronted on their behavior. When the victim behaves in a "perverted" manner, they will receive an almost subconscious feeling of pleasure. When the victim deliberately avoids behaving in a "perverted" manner, they will feel an almost subconscious level of disgust. The user of the item(s) may also make subliminal suggestions for examples of perverted behavior, but only on one victim at a time and only while holding both the carrot and the stick.

  1. *Carrot and the Stick
Lumitiel
Wed Jun 24 12:16:45 2015

Secret Bimbofication Outbreak - You've seen your standard outbreak of bimbos, but now we have an all new sort! Tired of your favourite characters losing all trace of what makes them interesting and unique while all of them become walking fetishes? Well then, let's try the Secret Bimbofication Outbreak! Based entirely on the observer effect! Those infected become total sexpot airheads, but this happens only when those around consist entirely of those infected already! Otherwise, they are their normal selves completely. How does it spread? Why, by learning about the infection in the first place! Which means if a non-infected person tries seeking help, they sure won't get it! And those bimbos, they love trying to set up tricks and traps to make sure it spreads as far as it can. Order today, and get your Secret Bimbofication Outbreak delivered right to your favourite setting.

  1. *Secret Bimbofication Outbreak
Lumitiel
Mon Jun 29 17:10:27 2015

A Family Game -

The contents of this box include a square board with 40 squares, a pair of dice, three decks of special cards, and as many player tokens as necessary. The title on the box is smudged out, but the subtitle "An amusing game for Big Brother to play with his Little Sisters" is clearly visible.

Nobody is ever quite sure where the game came from, but if the box is opened, everybody in the room must play. Most games end up with more players than they started with. Although players generally change ages and gender in the course of play, there is only ever one Big Brother at a time.

Despite what you might expect, the game almost never changes people to be related by blood. All other transformations are real. The game ends when one or more players fulfill the conditions on an Ending card and all other players admit defeat.

  1. *A Family Game
00-26-32
Tue Jun 30 06:22:34 2015

Items That Can’t Handle Rejection - Each item has a certain effect when you keep it on your person. If you discard the item the effect will reverse. Some people misunderstand this part. They think reversing the effect means returning to normal. That is not the case.

Take for instance, the adorkable glasses. They look like an ordinary pair of glasses. Someone might pick them up intending to bring them to a lost and found. Once they are on someones person, not necessarily being worn, the will begin to transform the target into a cute nerd girl. Now the traditional concept of a nerd is someone who’s smart yet socially awkward, and not to fashion savvy. When the glasses are rejected the person becomes dumb, socially popular, and fashionable. They remain cute however, because the creator of the item is a bit of a hypocrite in that regard. It someone else were to put the glasses on then both would be subject to the effects, and would have to fight over them if either wants her brain back.

Other items include a pink bracelet of manliness that looks too girly for a manly man to want to hang on to, a pair of milf pearls that causes age regression when rejected, a totem that prevents unwanted pregnancy, and more

  1. *Items That Can’t Handle Rejection
Sat Jul 4 14:03:50 2015

The Band of Safe Limb Removal. - The object is very simple, it a Band of two weird very durable metal rings that can expand and contract to any size. When you put around a part of your body you can separate the rings and bam the two halves are separated along with whatever part you separated. You can like remove you head from your neck, remove your arms or legs or even split a body right down the middle. Of course by some form of super-science or magic you won't suffer the bloody consequences such an action would usually have, hell except for a few exceptions you'll still have control of your detached limbs or even you beheaded body like normal. The band itself can be safely removed from both ends and you can live a normal life with detached controllable limbs without dying of infection or blood loss, however there is another trick you can perform with this, if you removed your someone else's head and put your own head on the headless body it will attach itself to their neck and you gain full control of their body bellow (Though this doesn't work with parts without a brain, for example replaced someone else's legs with your they gain control of the legs)

  1. *The Band of Safe Limb Removal.
The Mirror Man
Sun Jul 5 00:50:08 2015

Wishing Cooties - It starts out with a wish being granted, usually a twisted sort of way. This of course creates a new reality. The new reality doesn't come into being in an instant as you may have heard in other stories about twisted wishes. Instead the changes spread slowly, though contact with that which as been transformed, person or object.

  1. *Wishing Cooties
Sun Jul 5 16:33:23 2015

The Rating System - A strange little gadget, found in an unusual place. It seems to be a sort of photo-viewer. The device allows you to rate photos with likes, dislikes, and a number of stars from one to five. It also takes pictures. The device can have a number profiles programmed into it. It’s not hard to get into another persons profile, and change their likes or dislikes. If a persons likes or dislikes become too unlikely for that individual, then he or she will change to fit the data. You can also take the average rating for a photo and make that the average for all of human society.

  1. *The Rating System
Mon Jul 6 10:46:35 2015

Transformation High - Usually when someone is magically transformed its just one instant they’re themselves and the next instant they’re someone else; magic being the only explanation given. This school exists between the instants. It is a surreal timeless place created by the collective consciousness of all the people who have tried in vain to comprehend a moment that defied logic and linked to a nexus where dreams, desire, and magic all interconnect. Essentially it’s a school where people are taught to be what they become. When the curriculum is complete they return to reality, the school forgotten yet the lessons remain. The staff are an odd mix of people who unknowingly bound themselves to this realm after death by imposing transformations on others and magical beings who just think it’s an interesting place, fairies and dark elves in particular. The nature of the lessons vary depending on the student. The school is not stable, as the students are always on the verge of rebellion.

  1. *Transformation High
Thu Jul 9 11:16:32 2015

The Wheel of Fortune. - This is almost an exact replicata of the one found in the world famous game show, except instead of monetary values it has adjectives and in general words that describe a transformation it will cause. It will suddenly appear in someone's house one day and they might be tempted to spin the wheel (since who hasn't even wanted to spin that wheel at least once). Of course their is one value that will reverse all your transformations of body, mind or soul, but it basically that little slot where the millian dollar prize is usually in on the real wheel and like the real wheel you'll swear it's rigged to almost never land their.

  1. *The Wheel of Fortune.
Sat Jul 11 00:09:50 2015

The Heisenberg Diamond - We only know what we observe, so what if the act of observing changes the subject of observation. That is the case for whosoever has this diamond on their person; or is it? Perhaps the diamond changes the wearer, yet their own memories become consistent with the changes, or perhaps the diamond reveals the real world as it is, and our senses have always been lying to us all along.

  1. The Heisenberg Diamond
Sun Jul 12 17:17:09 2015

Satisfaction Guaranteed Wishing Ring - A brass ring with a small emerald set in its band. It was created by a genie with a bad reputation for massively screwing up even the simplest and best worded wishes. This Ring compels anyone who sees it to put it on and think about what they would wish for until the wish just pops out. But the wishes granted by the Ring never come close to what the wisher originally wanted.
But this is where the genie put in the twist, the wearer's mind is altered so they think this is exactly what they wanted from their wish.

  1. Satisfaction Guaranteed Wishing Ring
Crazy Diamond
Tue Jul 14 01:34:05 2015

Dissatisfaction Wishing Ring - Made by an over worked genie famed for his precise wish granting skills, being able to work out in the vaguest poorly worded wishes to near perfection. But the nature of human greed lead him to create this quartz ring with a platinum stud, to get back at ungrateful wishers.
The Ring grants every wish to perfection but the second it finishes the wisher hates what they received their mind altered by the Ring.

  1. Dissatisfaction Wishing Ring
Crazy Diamond
Tue Jul 14 01:40:51 2015

Ring of Being Told the Truth - Somewhere in the universe, a all-powerful being once had the Ring of Truth, but lost it despite his precautions. Thinking himself omnipotent, the being decided he could create a replacement with his abilities. Even his supernatural skills at his command, however, he could not create another Ring, as the laws of his universe would only permit the existence of one Ring of Truth. So he was forced to create a ring with similar abilities. The Ring of Being Told the Truth. Whenever the wearer of this Ring has a conversation with another person, whatever the other person say to the wearer will become the truth. However, it is the other person's memories that stay the same, not the wearer's. The super being, being arrogant as he is, thinks he can work around the limitations of this ring by controlling the words of whoever is talking to him. Unfortunately, his test of the ring with a slave went like this: "Say to me ''I'm an all-powerful god worthy of worship!''" "I'm an all-powerful god worthy of worship!" The being hoped the slave would have responded with "You're an all-powerful god worth of worship!", but the slave, chafing under the all powerful being, decided to say the exact wording. Result? The slave became an all-powerful god worthy of worship. Now, the ring was lost to the multiverse, waiting to be picked up by someone...

  1. Ring of Being Told the Truth
Tue Jul 14 03:35:28 2015

Pill of Futanari Multiplication - The Pill of Futanari Multiplication is a pill that can cause women to grow a dick above her pussy. But that is not all. Every time this new futanari orgasms, she will split in two. If one of the newly formed clones orgasms, all of the others will be affected by the effects, causing all of them to multiply as well. This pill is designed to only be visible to women. Men cannot see nor consume it.

  1. *Pill of Futanari Multiplication
Wed Jul 15 11:28:46 2015

Double Cherry Dispenser - Double Cherries. These are mysterious fruits that, when consumed, cause a person to split in two. The dispenser has an endless supply of these, in which it refills by using a hidden portal that leads to the birthplace of these mysterious fruits: The mythical Double Cherry Tree. But that is not all there is to the dispenser. Every time it is used, the Double Cherries are infused with a secret ingredient hidden within the dispenser. This ingredient causes a person to become more that just attracted to themselves. The Dispenser is currently in possession of a certain vendor, who was told a prophecy about the dispenser. The prophecy tells that the vendor is to give the dispenser away. It also tells that only a woman may come in possession of this dispenser, so the vendor is looking for a worthy woman to possess the dispenser.

  1. *Double Cherry Dispenser
Thu Jul 16 11:22:20 2015

The Ultimate God Game - Do you know the genre of "God Game"? It is a game where you control a civilization while playing a great and unknown power. When you don't just play as the Nation, or the leader of the nation, but as an third power beyond.

This game is, as the name suggests, the ultimate god game. It starts with you designing a Avatar and then you can create your own civilization and world.

Or you can drop your creations into an already existing world.

It has countless features, many of which don't really belong into a mere game. All in all, it Looks incredibly detailed and you can do basically anything with enough Ressources. In addition, each creation that you make, or thing you change, truly exists somewhere in the multiverse and is manipulated by you.

Warning: This company is not to be held liable for dangerous changes to the ecosystem, mental or physical damage, destruction of civilization or Interdimensional-Wars started or brought about by the user of the game, either directly or indirectly.

  1. *The Ultimate God Game
HC
Fri Jul 17 08:48:32 2015

Reality Polaroid - This is a lesser version of the reality camera. Like with its cousin, you whisper the change you want into a microphone, and take a picture of your target. In this case, photograph of the fully transformed target is immediately dispensed from the camera. The actual target however takes several minutes to transform. These minutes are dangerous to the photographer because the reality changes are incomplete. A change can be reversed if the photo is ripped up before the transformation is complete.

  1. *Reality Polaroid
Fri Jul 24 00:37:18 2015

Burglars Charm - A charm meant to keep burglars from getting caught. Although those that carry it likely don’t know what it is or how it works. If you’re caught stealing something reality shuffles so that you either are the rightful owner of the item or at least have an excuse to be where you are, and you change accordingly. A panty thief may end up as a sorority girl whose roommate borrowed her clothes without asking. A corporate spy could become a sexy secretary certified to access whatever files she was stealing. A jewel thief could end up as the rich marks trophy wife.

  1. *Burglars Charm
Mon Jul 27 11:42:28 2015

Box Full of Stuff - In a place beyond mortal reach, an entity decided to grab a random selection of numerous items, put them in one box, and send the box to one lucky... or unlucky mortal. Imagine the sexy chaos from one item of power? What about a dozen, or even hundred of items given to one person? The selection of items may be themed as well. A box targeting a girl suffering from A-Cup Angst may receive a box containing a Book of Titnosis, a mix to make some MILF shakes, one-size fits all bikinis from Bimbo Time, Matron's Apron, Bracelet of Bounty, and other items with breast expansion potential.

  1. *Box Full of Stuff
Wed Jul 29 03:31:47 2015

Box of Evidence - A Box, it is the type and size you might use to store old files. The box shows up in places where you would think it was intentionally hidden; like an attic crawlspace, the back of your boyfriends closet, or just buried were you decide to do some gardening. The person who opens the box will find some interesting things inside. It contains the belongings of an unfamiliar person: perhaps a photo album, a diary, things that give you a picture of what she was like. The person is usually female. It also contains information on how and why this person was transformed against her will. Usually the information fingers your someone you trusted as the main culprit in your transformation. Finally there is the item used in your transformation: It could be the ring of truth, the master pc software, or many others. Now you can return to normal if that’s what you want, you can also take revenge. By the way, the evidence is fake. The box itself will change it’s contents to play this trick on whoever opens it.

  1. *Box of Evidence
Wed Jul 29 10:43:15 2015

Clone-o-morph - Have you ever transformed someone's mind and body to meet your design? If you have the eventual desire to change them again will come up. You might have that one last scruple and entertain the idea of changing them back but don't want to lose what your created. This is the desire that birthed this powerful device.

A small black remote with an extendable antenna, a built in microphone, and a single red button. It fits easily in a pocket but is semi-fragile. To use the device first press and hold the button. Speak the desired changes point antenna at the target and release the button. This will send a wave of invisible trans-formative energy and once its hits a living being a copy of that being is created with the changes applied.

This copy will come with its own set of memories consistent their changes and the original's memories. The only thing they won't remember is why there is a copy of them around.
WARNING! Do not make copies of copies undesirable results and quantum anomalies may occur.

  1. Clone-o-morph
Crazy Diamond
Fri Jul 31 02:27:22 2015

Protein powder - It was a new product, available on-line or in a few stores and fitness-center. This protein-powder was contained in large jars and promising to give more energy, help shrinking fat tissues, gaining muscle mass and curves for men and women. It was designed to have different effects on men and women in addition with physical activities. Who bought it ?

  1. *Protein powder
bob10
Sat Aug 1 14:36:39 2015

Ring Adaptation - An interesting little cursed item. This item adapts a person to be better suited to whatever they are doing at a given time. If the wearer tries to cook he becomes a better cook, if he goes jogging he becomes a better runner. However, what makes it a cursed item is that the spell takes these changes to the extreme. Try to make breakfast and you find yourself master chef balancing orders of hundreds in a popular restaurant. Try to run and you may find yourself transformed into an African student on a sports scholarship with Olympic aspirations. Imagine were you’d end up it you set out to get laid.

  1. Ring Adaptation
Sun Aug 2 13:14:52 2015

Foresight Camera - The pictures taken with this camera show what a person will look like in the near future. Oddly the camera itself is not an item that causes transformation, though it does tend to fall into the hands of people who will be transformed soon. Though there is not definite pattern to the changes, the people do tend to become the sort who are more inclined to take selfies.

  1. *Foresight Camera
Tue Aug 4 12:30:58 2015

The Approximator Booth - This machine is meant to transform one person, based on anther persons template. It can easily change details such as height, gender, weight, clothing, hairstyle, and general body type. However it draws the line at making any changes to pigmentation of the skin eyes or hair, and fine non gender specific facial features. Essentially a person with a similar bodytype to the template then just looks like herself in cosplay. Personality changes effect the id not the ego, meaning instinctive and impulsive behaviour changes, but not core or thought out behaviour.

  1. *The Approximator Booth
Tue Aug 4 19:51:39 2015

Infinity sided die - Banned in over 9000 universes this dice is a light blue die that has constantly changing symbols upon it. When rolled this dice can do anything from summon a wizard from the box of a tabletop game, to turning people into protoplasmic slime to rolling an 8.

  1. Infinity sided die
Fri Aug 7 01:06:48 2015

The Second Chance Orb - We all have moments in our lives that we feel were turning points. Moments where our lives could have taken a different path depending on the choices we made. This orb appears to be a miniature crystal ball. It shows not the future, but the past. It shows the moments we relive in our own minds. If a person touches the orb while it is revealing such a time, they will have their consciousness transferred into their past self. Their minds will remain in the past until they make a change to history that is significant enough to alter the timeline that led them to touching the orb. When this change occurs, their consciousness will snap back into their own time. Their past selves don’t remember being taken over and believe they acted of their own accord. Altered timelines tend to be different in ways nobody can anticipate.

  1. *The Second Chance Orb
Sat Aug 8 22:47:46 2015

Love It Or Leave It Test - A test, possibly related to the remake exam. You are given a series of multiple choice questions about your ideal lover. What the testee may not realize is that someone close, a romantic interest if one exists, will change according to the answers. Sometime after the test is complete, perhaps after a night of passion, The testee will be compelled to show the answered questions to the transformed person. At this time, the transformed person will experience a moment of clarity, in which the persons old self resurfaces. This person may now choose to either accept the changes or transfer them to the testee.

  1. *Love It Or Leave It Test
Mon Aug 10 05:23:17 2015

Idol of Maidenhood - A jade statue with ruby eyes. Whosoever looks into the eyes of the statue will be transformed into a cute and feminine girl. Being in the presence of the statue negates the mental effects of the transformation. The transformed can only act like their normal selves within 23.7 feet of the statue. The statue becomes their lifeline to escape a world of frilly dresses, and excessive giggling. The statue weighs 40 pounds and is awkward to carry around. There are several variations of the statue, each made in different countries.

  1. *Idol of Maidenhood
Thu Aug 13 11:19:01 2015

Liefeld-ifier ray - Hello. Are you interesting? Do you have emotions and a likable personality? Do you wear practical clothing, have realistic proportions and a real human skeleton?

If the answer to any of those questions is yes then worry no more thanks to the Liefeld-ifier ray!

Yes just one application of our patented Liefeld-ifier ray can give anyone and anything a body straight out of a ninties comic book. Never again will you have to worry about complex feelings as your emotion bar is set to either 'angry', 'horny' or 'angsty' and your range of reactions to any situation is 'hit it', 'screw it' and 'scowl at it'.

The gym not working out for you my boy? One quick blast of the liefeld-ifier ray will turn the weediest of men into hulking mass of roided up muscle.

Don't have enough leg and chest dear? One zap later and your 'all' leg and chest! It even alters your skeletal structure so you can thrust your assets out in ways deemed impossible by the 'laws' of biology.

Don't worry about suddenly 'hulking out' of your cloth's. The device will automatically alter your outftits so they transform to suit the new you. Never again will you have to worry about clothing that's not practically painted on and, in the case of the ladies, doesn't show off at least 50% of your bare skin. It even comes with a setting to decide how the level of pouches. Whether a ton, or a crap ton!

Say goodbye to modesty, pupils and iris's, and being able to move in a way that doesn't illustrate how buff or hot you are! Order today!

  1. Liefeld-ifier ray
manwiththemagichat
Mon Aug 17 22:34:30 2015

Dimension Hopping Walk-In Closet - At any time, the door to any persons closet may become a portal to the dimension hopping walk-in coset. Once inside, the door will lock behind you. Everything inside the closet is enchanted. The clothes change you to fit them. Even clothes you leave behind become enchanted and can curse the next person with the style of your former self. Your’re not forced to try anything on, although the doors won’t open until you do. The next time you use the door, it becomes a normal closet; a normal closet for the person you have transformed into.

  1. *Dimension Hopping Walk-In Closet
Thu Aug 20 11:21:10 2015

Titcalibur - This sword appears to be ancient and has a blade which glows like molten silver. It holds the inscription "take me up" on one side of the blade and "throw me away" on the other side. It is stuck in an anvil that has "Whosoever wields this blade shall be king of Tittonia" written on it.

  1. *Titcalibur
HC
Fri Aug 21 11:13:49 2015

Feminite - Across the galaxy, a planet was destroyed by a failed weapon of mass bimbofication. Remnants of the planet eventually fell to earth in a spectacular meteor shower. Feminite gives off strange rays. Exposure to the rays alone can cause temporary transformation. If one touches a fragment of feminite, trace amounts will be absorbed into the skin, making any effects permanent. There are many varieties of feminite, usually distinguished by varying colours. Pink feminite increases feminine sex appeal, crystal feminite is hypnotic, blue feminite allows transformations to be partially guided by will, green feminite can create hybrid mutations with the person or animal you last made contact with, and red feminite removes inhibitions.

  1. *Feminite
Fri Aug 21 21:27:15 2015

Miss Aran's Charm School for Proper Ladies - After her successes within the magical alleyway Miss Aran decided to expand her little school into a franchise across the multiverse. Anyone from any universe could stumble upon one of these school taught by Miss Aran's Alumni to become a proper lady and could quite possible be forced to enroll. Recently of course some schools started to take in male students.

  1. *Miss Aran's Charm School for Proper Ladies
Mon Aug 24 00:09:20 2015

Revampted Virtual Boy - This device looks like, and may even have been built by modifying, an old virtual boy. Virtual Boy was a gaming console that tried its best to capitalize on the virtual reality fad of about a decade or so ago. It comes with several game cartridges which are also deceptive in there labelling. First it tricks the user. They start out by playing a poor quality game, but when they think they’ve taken the VR helmet off, they’ve actually entered the actual simulation, a simulation indistinguishable from the real world. Time is sped up in the simulation. The brain can experience years of simulation time, while only minutes pass in the real world. They then undergo training. The training can come in many forms. The key aspect is that users don’t realize they’re not in the real world. Users may experience peer pressure, familial obligation, karmic backlash, spells, curses, brainwashing, and much more, all in what they think is the real world. What are you trained for? That depends on the mislabelled game cartridge you choose.

  1. *Revampted Virtual Boy
Tue Aug 25 11:22:53 2015

Sacrificial Ring -

     This ring was fashioned by a priest who wished to emulate Jesus' sacrifice, even if only on a much smaller scale. To save others from sin, the ring absorbs any one of the seven deadly sins from whoever happened to be exercising them nearby and applies them to the wearer, thus saving as many as seven souls at the cost of one's own. The applied affects can manifest either physically, mentally, or both.

     The ring itself does not appear special or valuable, seeming to be made of brass with seven smoky quartz crystals set in it. The only indication that it is more than what it appears is when it absorbs someone's sin, whereby one of the dark crystals will change to one of the colors of the rainbow, depending on which sin was absorbed.

  1. *Sacrificial Ring
That man!
Thu Aug 27 00:50:31 2015

The Harmonica of Time - Why is it a harmonica? I guess it had to be something, and ocarina was taken. Blowing upon this harmonica will summon your future self, displacing her from the timeline, and causing her to appear wherever you are. So you, and future you are in the same place and time. From this point on either of two things can happen. One is that you will inevitably become her. Any attempt the change your fate will only help to bring it about. The other is that future you will be in a state of continual flux. Anything you do differently then whatever happened in her timeline will lead to drastic changes. It all depends on your preferred flavour of time travel. Oh, and don’t worry, physical contact won’t destroy the universe, just rock your world.

  1. *The Harmonica of Time
Fri Aug 28 21:36:15 2015

Transformation Tickets - Each of these tickets is the size of check and seems to be made of a lustrous gold-like material. On the ticket is written a short message and whomever reads that message will be changed according to that message. Each ticket has a different message but they all share one similarity a second message Collect 10 tickets for a special prize! The prize appears when a single person has gathered and read 10 tickets and the prize is random and mysterious.
These tickets appear by the hundreds when they enter a new world.

  1. Transformation Tickets
Crazy Diamond
Sat Aug 29 06:22:03 2015

Brain Buster 3000 - From the creators of the Brain Buster 2000 comes the new and improved Brain Buster 3000. Our patented psychic vacuum technology will suck the brain power out of any brain in a flash no matter how thick their lead helmet is.
One of the new features is the reverse switch allowing for instant beaming of brain power, just remember you have to suck brains in first. Another new feature is the power slider with Low, Medium, High, and Shag so you can suck brains at your pace. To keep from losing track of just how many neurons are buzzing around in the buster's bottomless bag we have added a simple screen that keeps track of how many IQ points you have stored and provide the IQ of anything with a brain that you point it at.
And the crown jewel in collaboration with BE industrial creator's of the Universal Remote we have now added in oblivious, retroactive and partial retroactive buttons to our device.
Warning: Do not suck actual dust and debris into the device. Do not open device unless bag is empty. Do not submerge device in water.

  1. *Brain Buster 3000
Crazy Diamond
Sat Aug 29 07:13:23 2015

Hard Candies - A unique delivery system that was developed to make full use of a potion which needs to continuously enter the body in a controlled dosage. It’s more convenient then an IV drip, though arguably less convenient then a patch. The candies are regenerative, so they never actually run out. However they don’t work if swallowed. Kissing others can also give them enough dosage for a temporary effect. Similarly, when you spit the candy out, it still takes time for the effects to pass.

So what do they do? That’s the odd part. No sluts or whores or bizarre bodies for this particular mixture. You turn into a fairly normal person who is different, and views herself as a separate entity from your normal self, even though it’s more of a mental transformation then a personality override. If this person knows that her existence is contingent on always sucking a candy then she will view her life as limited and try to fulfill some last wish. However the experience enjoyable overall, so people usually keep their candies. They can be washed and stored since they never run out.

  1. *Hard Candies
Wed Sep 2 11:26:42 2015

A Bottle of Porn Logic - Ever wanted to experience the life as it is in a porn story? The way everything, from the plot over the people and sometimes even physics themselves seem to exist only to bring out the maximal amount of sexiness?

The silly things that are only possible in a porn flick or a sexy story written by someone who doesn't try to make a realistic relationship but instead uses only wish fulfillment for the most part?

If that is so, then we have what you truly need here at Bea, our new patented liquid porn logic. Collected from universes with a extremely high degree of sexual basis, which are at times so sexy and silly they would make your brain melt. Open it and take a drink and things will become much more like in a porn movie for you.

Warning: Do not heat Liquid Porn logic and do not put it in a freezer, keep it out of strong heat, strong sunlight and cold, do not mix with water, do not take more than 3 swips per hour. Refills can be done for a small charge at any of our shops or these of our partners.

If you experience problems with your bottle, please talk with your local quantum physician.

  1. *A Bottle of Porn Logic
HC
Wed Sep 2 19:14:52 2015

Magic Bootleg Amiibos - In 2014 Nintedo created Amiibos, the general gist was they were little plastic figurines of Nintendo characters that in certain Nintendo console games they could be used to unlock little bits of content or just some general niceties. This became a rather huge fad among people, a lot of people wanting to collect these figures. This also got the attention of a certain eccentric wizard. He decided to craft a bunch of his own amiibos and try to sell them. To sweeten the deal with those in the know of magic he made them work for real life things, like if you show them in certain stores you can get discounts or outright free things (by magically hypnotizing the cashier), if you put them in any game you get new content based on the amiibo, even if such a thing was never programmed,and a few other effects depending on the individual figure. These effects in general depend on the amiibo and the person it depicts interest and desires. Like a Princess Peach amiibo might get you discount on any clothing that is pink and make you bank deposit your money in giant gold coin, A Kirby amiibo might get you a discount on food in bulk and weird hats, a Link amibo might get you discounts on bladed weapons and tools, ect.

However this was a bit more of a success then he thought something he have to do quietly would be. Soon he branched out into non Nintendo things like anime characters, non nintendo video game characters, cartoon characters, real life celebrities and much more. However a weird fault was discovered by those who used them a lot, as you use these things more and more the figure alters you to be more like the person the amiibo depicts both physically and mentally. Eventually as the transformation finish, you may not look exactly like that person, but you certainly have a lot of similarities in the way you body proportionate and the way you think. Of course like all magical artifacts a few fell into the void of the multiverse so these can even be found in worlds where Nintendo amiibos are not even a thought in people mind.

  1. *Magic Bootleg Amiibos
The Mirror Man
Sat Sep 5 16:29:10 2015

Normal Pills - The pills cause people to love and accept themselves, taking away any thoughts that the way they are is not right in any way, and helping them recognize opportunities in the way others perceive. This sounds nice accept they're mostly given to people who come out of other BE addventures.

  1. Normal Pills
Sun Sep 6 22:48:31 2015

That Flipping Wishing Coin - If two people want something then they may flip for it. The winner gets the wish. If a person need be created to grant the wish, then the loser becomes what was wished for. Sometimes the coin lands on its side.

  1. That Flipping Wishing Coin
Tue Sep 8 21:08:58 2015

What You Don’t Know… - Due to a recently passed information transparency act, people all over are receiving something interesting in their mail. They are receiving a list of corporations and institutions which keep files on them, as well as a link to a website and personal pin number whereby people may access these files. The information in these files is flawlessly accurate, some people just don’t know it yet. If a video streaming service says that based on your viewing habbits you must be a tween girl, well then you must be. If an online shopping page bases its recommendations on the risqué lingerie you bought, well girl it’s not like that was your wifes birthday present. If everything but your name seems wrong on a government form, hey it’s not like two people can have the same name.

  1. *What You Don’t Know…
Wed Sep 9 22:35:20 2015

A Mind Healing Ring - The creator of this item was a white witch who was concern with other magic user tendency to use mind magic to change people entire personalities. Rather then just sit there and do nothing she decided to try to figure out how she could help. She ended up putting an enchantment on a ring that would remove any brainwashing down on a person, however in practice she really wasn't the best magic item enchanter. While the ring does bring back a brainwashed person normal personality back, it doesn't get rid of the the other persona created from brainwashing leading to a bit of a split personality.

  1. *A Mind Healing Ring
Fri Sep 11 02:40:38 2015

Grey Googirl Goo -

Suspended in this fragile magnetic bottle is what appears to be a rippling droplet of translucent greyish fluid. This apparent liquid is actually composed entirely of highly-advanced nano-scale robots, or "nanites." These invisibly-small machines have the tools to reshape matter, to break and form chemical bonds between atoms, and can even to transmute one element into another if need be. In theory, they're capable of changing any object into any other object - a technological miracle.

Unfortunately, their default setting leaves something to be desired. Were they to be removed from their bottle, they would begin converting all non-nanite matter they came in contact with into more nanites; Those new nanites would also start converting matter they contacted into nanites, which would convert even more matter into nanites, and so on. From an observer's perspective, it would look like objects, people, and even the land itself were melting into an ever-expanding lake of undifferentiated translucent goo. Obviously, this would usually qualify as an apocalyptic event.

That being said, it would be a surprisingly survivable apocalypse: As a hardwired safety feature, the goo automatically preserves the minds of any intelligent beings it converts, seamlessly transforming them into sentient "software individuals" on the nanites' vast, distributed computer network. Such victims remain fully conscious and aware once converted - though the experience is doubtlessly strange; Lacking bodies and perceiving the world only through nanite sensors, they're likely to be very, very confused.

Which isn't to say that they're helpless. Far from it, in fact: A converted individual can take mental control of the goo, commanding it to take any shape and make nearly anything... In theory. In actual practice, mentally urging the goo to perform any new task requires intense mental effort and experimentation.

As an alternative to doing things the hard way, the goo has a number of "convenience functions" that anyone can use, simply by willing it. The most notable of these is the ability to form a humanoid body. These bodies aren't entirely human - they're still made of undifferentiated translucent goo and tend to drip - but they're still a lot more like people are used to than the alternative. Plus, there are other convenience functions that let you customise the proportions of a body, as well as to pick a colour for the translucent goo it's made of.

Oh, and the bodies created by the convenience function are all sexy female ones. Potentially awkward, that.

  1. *Grey Googirl Goo
GMJ
Wed Sep 16 11:04:19 2015

Ring Of Truth In Advertising - This ring is also known as of the ring of if then statements. If someone tells the wearer of the ring that doing X will cause Y then it becomes especially true for the wearer of the ring. For example, if you give the rings wearer a beauty tip then the tip becomes impossibly effective. The ring cannot be removed and the wearer cannot warn others about its effects.

  1. *Ring Of Truth In Advertising
Fri Sep 18 03:18:56 2015

Voyeurs Glasses - They look like an ordinary fashionable pair of sunglasses. Put them on and say a persons name. What you see through the lenses is what that person is seeing through her own eyes. To use them as ordinary glasses, simply say your own name. What the voyeur would never suspect is that the glasses were actually created as a learning tool. Whatever they see is etched far more deeply into their minds then any mere visual memory. They may not think much of it at first, but over time the voyeur’s will find themselves imitating behaviours of their targets. Even their bodies redistribute fat and muscle as well as release hormones trying to more closely resemble the people they spied on.

  1. *Voyeurs Glasses
Fri Sep 18 22:44:02 2015

Diva's Microphone - This item takes the shape of a sound amplification device that is popular in the time and place it appears. When it is touched by someone the item will never leave the person until it finished with it makeover. Slowly and surly the individual holding this device will be transformed into a female singer who will destine to have voice that will capture the heart of millions. What kind of music they play and the exact details of the make over depends on the style of music popular and what fashonable for singers to wear. This item created everything from Opera singers, county singers, pop idols, to rappers and hip hop artist.

  1. Diva's Microphone
Sat Sep 19 17:37:24 2015

Spanking Paddle - An old fashioned wooden spanking paddle. Obviously not many parents want to be seen with one, these days. The paddle has a handle and a flat wood surface with holes for aerodynamics. It can change people. For full effectiveness, spank hard, repeatedly, and mean it when you spank.

  1. *Spanking Paddle
Sat Sep 19 17:44:05 2015

Willing Wishing Stone - The longest any one individual has ever been in possession of this stone is 400 years. Naturally the owner made a few wishes in order to live that long. He kept the stone in a lead box. When he wanted to make a wish, he would meditate for a full hour to clear his mind of all except the wish, then open the box only for only a moment. The stone responds to thoughts. It doesn’t matter who owns it, or who is holding it, or even whether the wish is put into words or not. All that matters is who has the strongest desire. the range of the stone is the greatest distance the wishers can cover while holding their breath.

  1. Willing Wishing Stone
Thu Sep 24 21:59:23 2015

Spells 'R Us Video Productions - Various video productions, printed on your choice of Betamax, VHS, Laserdisc, VCD, DVD, UMD, HD-DVD, Blu-Ray, and formats as they become available.Why we even are getting in on the downloadable formats, Amazon, iTunes, ultraviolet.

The hetero, bi, and homo sexual video options are your standard run-of-the-mill porn productions, with the added spells to create those attractions in any and every person who watches them. Homo to hetero, and vice versa, etc.

Gangbang has the options of a group of a single gender or mixed. For example a single female to a group of male; a group of all females; or multiple of each; added benefits for hermaphrodites are also included.

The 1ncest productions include the 3 standard and group attractions, you want only the females of the family to be getting it on? We have that. Just the men? We have that too. Mixed gender where it's at? Got you covered.

Pure story less smut all the way up to non-nude pure dramatic sexual tension stories, we have it all! And, best of all you will be experiencing them yourself, enjoy them alone or with a group!
Management not responsible for misuse of products.

So what'll it be?

  1. *Spells 'R Us Video Productions
sB
Mon Sep 28 21:25:41 2015

Body Morph Body Swap Raygun. - This ray-gun will swap two people's bodies however the universe this was first invented in did not have mind transference technology, but they did have very advance body sculpting tech. So instead of transferring the between the body, when you shoot this raygun at a individual both you and the victims body will physically morph into that of the other. Raygun won't let an individual swapped by the gun use it again for six months because physically changing your entire body twice in such a short period is extremely unhealthy and can some weird issues.

  1. *Body Morph Body Swap Raygun.
Tue Sep 29 09:51:15 2015

The Superhero Cloth - This artefact can take on many forms. Sometimes is it a long flowing cape, or black domino mask. Other times its something else obvious like a leather jacket or golden ring. But no matter the form the one who wear it will always became a superhero with powers and ability beyond those mortal men!

  1. *The Superhero Cloth
Wed Sep 30 20:08:05 2015

Trading Cards - You begin with a starter deck. The deck is your honest self. Each card describes something that is true about the decks owner. You could find cards for physical traits, mental characteristics, or even social and economic factors that influenced your life. From there you can buy booster packs. This is dangerous, because each card in the pack of six is something that will be added to your character. Most cards are good, but they're not all good. The only way to get rid of a card is by trade. You can trade multiple cards for one, you can pay people to take your unwanted cards, sell the cards they want, you can even steal from another persons deck so long as at least one card is put in to replace whatever you take.

  1. *Trading Cards
Wed Sep 30 22:35:03 2015

The Oracle Stone - Despite the great number of people who wish to know the future, this stone was hidden away for being too powerful. If you ask it a question about a possible future, you will live in a timeline where that future comes to pass, only to be transported back to the moment you asked just after the question was asked. By this time you have memories and personal growth reflecting the life you lived in what may or may not have been just an overly vivid vision. Returning you you former life, after experiencing what you experienced, may not be possible. While living in the alternate timeline people will be compelled to do what must be done to bring about the conditions of this possible future.

  1. *The Oracle Stone
Tue Oct 6 11:04:13 2015

Unreal Costume Shoppe - They say the 2nd reason people wear masks is because they can take them off. A mask may let you pretend to be something you’re not, but when it comes off you can go back to your former reality with little or no consequences. There is no such luck with these costumes. The costumes, usually monster costumes, will draw anything supernatural, monstrous, or even masculine into themselves, purging the wearer of these qualities. Eventually the costumes gather enough power to become real. The costumes will then go seek revenge on those who wronged the wearer, who by this time has reverted into something feminine and opposite in character to what the costume embodies.

  1. *Unreal Costume Shoppe
Tue Oct 13 11:25:20 2015

Bimbo beer - Inspired by phoenyxx's work on deviantart. Bimbo beer in a new kind of beer. The taste is great and highly addictive. Each beer will have strong and cumulative effects on the drinker: lowering inhibitions, body modifications, increasing the sensitivity of erogenous areas ...

Men and Women both could be affected by the beer

  1. *Bimbo beer
Fri Oct 16 18:57:37 2015

Magic TV -

     So long as it's on, those within a given range will gradually be changed — physically and/or mentally — to reflect what was being shown on the TV, the extent of which depending on exposure. In turn, the circumstances and life of the person are changed accordingly, all of which may or may not be noticed by those exposed, or those changed indirectly.

  1. *Magic TV
That man!
Sat Oct 17 22:39:21 2015

Positive Reinforcement Charm -

     At some point, an object had a charm placed upon it, for the purpose of helping someone deal with it — or enjoy it — for some reason or another. It could have been an uncomfortable pair of shoes, so someone could bear wearing them for the duration of an event, an embarrassing costume meant to be seen by an audience, or a worn-out bed that made sleeping difficult.

     This was done with good intentions in mind, and anyone well-versed with charms could verify its innate innocence, but only an individual with exceptional foresight could see the potential snowball effect waiting to happen with the application of this charm. If someone is under the effect of the charmed object long enough, they could grow to like it personally, as well as other things that would go together with it, which can — in turn — change someone's perceptions, personality, and/or lifestyle to match.

  1. *Positive Reinforcement Charm
That man!
Sat Oct 17 23:30:59 2015

Personality Wigs - Are they just wigs or are they alive?

These wigs come in various styles. Each will cause the wearer to become some sort of stereotypical woman who loves to do things that type of person would enjoy. The longer the wig is worn, the longer and fuller it grows, and the hard it becomes to take off.

  1. *Personality Wigs
Sun Oct 18 18:54:04 2015

Role Models Pendent - To the owner, it seems like this charm increases her personal charisma however she will be made oblivious to the fact that people are not drawn to her in the ‘I’m in love’ sense, but rather in the ‘I wish I was just like her’ sense. Some are more sensitive to the charm then others. At some point, people will even change physically to resemble the pendents owner, but only when this person is totally convinced he or she wants this to happen.

  1. Role Models Pendent
Thu Oct 22 11:19:19 2015

Want It - Need It - Gotta Have It Wand - A wand meant for transforming people. It works in a peculiar way. First, there are no reality changes. It makes people want the changes before it finally causes them. People start with idle curiosity, then move on to a secret fixation. They also start to desire that which they believe will happen as a consequence of the transformation. The change won’t happen until they embrace it. Desire is emotion, if someone resists on the basis of logic, then the desire will become stronger.

  1. *Want It - Need It - Gotta Have It Wand
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Fri Oct 30 11:19:13 2015

Christmas Spirit Hat - Around Christmas time, there is a magic Santa hat. Whoever winds up with it on their head will immediately transform into a much more attractive, Christmas themed version of themselves. They will then seek to spread holiday cheer to all. They will even have some Christmas magic at their fingertips.

If someone already has the Christmas spirit, they may retain the transformed look after the holidays. But if someone is a Scrooge or doesn't care about the gift of giving, they will receive a much more radical change that will most definitely be permanent and lock them into a merrier personality that will keep them on the nice list.

  1. *Christmas Spirit Hat
Sun Nov 8 23:50:53 2015

The Whodunnit Mask - Created by a witch who felt sorry for the worlds worst detective. Wear the mask, and you will be compelled to commit some crime. If you’re captured and the mask is torn from your face you will be revealed as whoever your captor suspects.

  1. The Whodunnit Mask
Tue Nov 10 01:01:43 2015

EZ Potion Bottles - For those who desire the power of magical potions but lack the skill, knowledge or drive to brew them. These crystalline bottle will turn any liquid inside into a magical potion as labelled on the bottle. Each bottle holds 12 fluid ounces(354 ML) with a long neck and rounded base with a flat bottom. Despite their fragile appearance these bottom are almost indestructible.
These bottles usually come in cases of six to a dozen, often with paired potions have complementary or contradictory effects. Sometimes there is a nice little booklet with full descriptions of each potion in the kit. Mostly there's a small sticker on the inside showing how the bottles work with a vague warning about mixing potions.
Lastly the case has a small enchantment that bolsters the curiosity of anyone who touches the case.

  1. *EZ Potion Bottles
Crazy Diamond
Tue Nov 10 02:56:54 2015

Borg disease - A catch all term for a series of both magical and super sciencetific ailments. They generally attach to a host (patient zero) and the victim starts to exhibit cold like symptoms. However when they cough, sneeze, or touch with bare skin anyone else a weird thing starts to happen. The infected individual body features start to change or mind starts to bend to be more like patient zero. They usually become contagious themselves and can infect others to become more like patient zero. In the worse case scenarios people can become full clones of patient zero, while best case is you get away with just slightly different hair or a new favorite color.

In some variants of the illness patient zero can start to exhibit megalomania tendencies and start actively trying to infect people, sometimes even having power over those infected. In some cases the infected start gaining a form of hivemind.

  1. *Borg disease
Wed Nov 18 00:44:06 2015

The Amulet of Transformation - This beautiful amulet was created by a witch doctor in an underground civilization, with the desire to receive more. She used it for her own selfish desires, and punished those that defied her. But when the entire society began turn on her, the witch doctor, through her magic, sent the amulet to another universe altogether, with the desire that someone like her may receive it.

When worn, any thoughts of desire for a specific object will cause the person nearest to the wearer to become said object. The person who is transformed will lose the ability to speak or move, and depending on the user's wishes, they may lose the ability to think as well. They will also retain a pattern similar to their former selves.

If the user is aware that this person has been transformed, they have the option to return them to normal.

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Wed Nov 18 23:22:14 2015

Sexy Voice: A Manual on Seductive Speaking Technique - This book allows you to speak in a way which will allow you to seduce/convince/manipulate people into doing anything... absolutely anything you tell them.

Merely say something to someone and they will obey completely, without question or hesitation... to the command and it's action. After effect might be question.

So get yours today....

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C.King
Thu Nov 26 14:09:36 2015

Slut Stank - People and exude a certain quality so much that it literally takes on an odour. The most common example is slut stank. It starts in the sweat, gets into your clothes, and moves on from there. If you get another persons stank on you it can wash off, and put on fresh clothes, but you can’t wash off your own stank. The stank seems gross at first, then becomes more normal over time as does the quality it represents.

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Thu Nov 26 21:13:21 2015

Bimbo Loot - Whispers of stories of legends of tales of ancient prophecies tell of a maiden so pure that evil would submit to her very presence, and so beautiful that a bat of her eyes could attract the uncommitted. She ruled this great land long, long ago wielding style and grace to the day of her assassination. Her name was lost to history, as was her kingdom and the traitors who ended her, admittedly... naive reign early, but it is said that the maiden's spirit lives on in another form, waiting patiently for her second chance.

Tl;dr: It's basically just scattered pieces of magical loot (sword, armor, book, bow, etc.) that bestow a curse on the wearer, changing one aspect of them FOREVER. Once all the pieces are gathered, her spirit will appear to and accompany the wearer.

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Theacds
Wed Dec 2 02:30:22 2015

Magic Character Sheet - Originally meant to be an aid for roleplaying gamers in a world where magic was fairly common, these character sheets cause the person whose name is in the player entry to take on several of the aspects of their character. This includes gender, race and physical description. Their own name and real personality doesn't change much, but they loosen up their inhibitions and become adept at putting on a display of their character's personality. While some basic racial abilities are acquired, significant powers and character skills only become acquired in extremely rare instances. A neo-drow would have a long lifespan and the ability to create faerie fire and darkness, but not learn any spells they gained from a class. Likewise, a changeling would be able to shapeshift but a green-skinned superhero would usually only have relatively normal strength.

This particular bundle had a serious flaw, however. The longer the sheet remains in effect, the more the player thinks their form is natural. Also, while tearing the sheet is meant to end the spell, it doesn't clear the changes first. If a person tears the sheet without erasing it first, then whatever is still written in becomes a permanent feature and everybody assumes that's the way the person always was. Fortunately a person can only be permanently changed once (though if there were blank entries, a new sheet can permanently affect those). After that, every sheet works the way it was intended to. The sheets will change based on what RPG is being run.

The sheets had been destroyed, in theory, but instead ended up being spread through reality and ending up in the hands of gamers all over the multiverse who had little to no clue what they had.

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Fri Dec 18 08:30:07 2015

Veil of the Goddess - This mysterious veil has travelled across universes. Many of the goddesses we se see in fiction and in ancient mythology got their star by wearing the veil. It's powers are simple. First, anyone wearing the veil will be turned female if they aren't already, for no real reason. Second, the user will become immortal, and will gain infinite power over their universe, the ability to observe any mortal, and take any form that they please. But that's not all, the user will become the central figure of a new religion that is practiced all over the world, with their personality as the template. If the new goddess enjoys fighting, then expect people to begin having ceremonial duels. Goddess is greedy and selfish? Her followers are obligated to lie, cheat, and steal their way to the top. And if someone evil gets the veil? Well, let's not talk about that. So, who is our new goddess going to be?

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Dead Guy
Mon Dec 21 23:34:02 2015

Jessica's Ink - Named after the impossible curved toon woman Jessica rabbit, this substance was designed to give normal women (and toons who artist did not give them that sort of figure) the opportunity to gain something close to such a legendary sexy body. Lowest doses will turn people into a female with the body of a supermodel, the higher doses you rub on the more impossibly curvy and sensual your body will become until such high a dose one could become an equal sort of beauty to Jessica rabbit despite what laws of physic and biology says. However go even futher and one body starts to become more toon like until one just becomes a cartoon within the real world. This effect both gender, and will turn men into toon like vixens themselves.

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The Mirror Man
Mon Dec 28 00:31:09 2015

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